Disciples are good, dolls are bad

Are you full? "

"Hey, please pay attention to your words. What does it mean to eat too much?"

"Don't they all mean the same thing?"

"Tch, I'm too lazy to waste my time talking with you, a brat without a tutor. My sister will give you an etiquette class some other day."

"It's not up to standard yet." Are you going to teach me etiquette?Pay attention to your own words and deeds first.

"Gudonggudong——" I didn't bother to pay attention to him, picked up the milk and poured it into my mouth: "—ah, it's much more comfortable."

"Gudong." Ryoma also took a sip of Ponta, and looked up at the hot sun.

"...The first match is a doubles match between Oishi-senpai and Kikumaru-senpai, right?"

"Ah, so what's the value of a golden partner or melatonin combination, no matter what, they will win. Gudong." (By the way, when will you two be able to talk so calmly?)

Ryoma lowered his head and was playing with the drink bottle in his hand. I glanced at him sideways.

"I know who you care about. Don't worry, you're still young, and you'll beat that premature senile guy. Gudonggudong——"

"..." He glanced at her sideways: "Why do you want to have a karate competition with him?"

"What? Ah, you said Akutsu. Didn't you already say it? I wanted to fight with someone because my hands were itchy."

"Aren't you afraid of being known by the coach?"

"So what if she knows about it? Fighting is my business, and this is a regular martial arts competition. What right does she have to stop it?"

"Will you win?"

"What do you say?"

"..." There was silence between the two of them again, leaning on the tree trunk and drinking their drinks.

"Plop! Bang!"

"Ah!" I felt someone kick my foot, and then I heard the sound of falling in front of me.

"Damn, what a blind guy again! Get the hell out of here!" He kicked the unknown object on his leg.

"Boom! Ah!" There was a muffled sound and a scream.

"Uh, it hurts... Cough cough, yes, I'm sorry, because the headband fell off and I couldn't see anything, so..." The thin body climbed up from the tree with its head covered, and turned to see the displeasure of each person. Two completely different and contrasting expressions were looking at him with doubts on one face.

"Ah, I'm so sorry to interrupt your date!"

"Dating?"

"Hey, kid, which of your eyes saw that I was dating him?" It was another precocious child.

"Huh? Isn't it? But the two of you are leaning against each other so closely, I thought..." Innocently pointing to the shoulders that are close together.Hearing this, both of them turned their heads to look, and were stunned for a while, Ryoma quickly moved his shoulders away.

"..." Seeing his slightly awkward movements, a playful thought flashed through my mind.

"Oh. What you said is right. The two of us are in the honeymoon period, right? Dear?" He stretched out his hand and drew close to his arms, pointing his fingers and drawing circles on his chest. (The following episodes are not suitable for children. Parents are requested to take their children and leave voluntarily.)

"Hey, what are you doing!" Ryoma was startled, reaching out to tear away the thing that was wrapped around his body like an octopus.

"We're very kind, aren't we, honey?"

"Hey, have you played enough?" Why is this guy so strong!

"Anyway, it's boring, what's the point of playing." He reached out and picked up the milk and took a few sips.

"..." Tan Taiyi looked suspiciously at the two people who were intimate on the surface but were competing with each other in secret, and then caught a glimpse of the slightly raised abdomen that was being touched by his hand.

"You...you're pregnant?!" Tai Yi opened his eyes wide in surprise.

"Pfft!!!" One person sprayed milk, and the other vomited blood.

"Oh! God! Give this ignorant child some pitiful wisdom!" He leaned over and grabbed his collar: "Hey! Brat! Are you short-sighted, blind, or a complete brain tease! I like Is it the kind of obasan who has reached the age of pregnancy! You can't even understand the truth and lies! Huh?!"

"Ah, I'm really sorry, I was too nervous, I didn't think about it so much, I only saw your belly..."

"That's because I've eaten too much, you're flatulent, understand!" She let go of him, patted his buttocks and stood up.

Damn, this kid's idiot attribute is contagious, talking to him will only lower my IQ.

"I'm leaving first, you two people of the same attribute can exchange ideas slowly."

"Same attribute? What do you mean?"

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Holding a toothpick in his mouth, he picked his teeth and walked in the venue with his trouser pockets regardless of his image.

"Well... what should I do? Why not invite a few people to play mahjong?"

"Baby! Help! Save me, Master! Baby!"

Suddenly, there was a voice that was so familiar that it couldn't be more familiar.

Turning his head, he saw Nanjiro rushing towards this side at the speed of a [-]-meter race.

"Damn, what's the old man doing? He looks like he's been violated."

"Baby! Someone is chasing me, hurry up! Hide me, uncle!"

"What are you doing?" He picked his nose and glanced at the turban on his head: "Are you being sought by the underworld this time, or are you being pursued by usury?"

"You have to save Master!" Nanjiro squatted behind me in panic.Turning his head, he saw a policeman running over panting.

"Excuse me, miss, do you know this gentleman?" He pointed at Nanjiro with a suspicious face.

"Well, I always knew that day would come. Did he commit adultery or sexual harassment?"

"No, because this gentleman's behavior and attire were very suspicious, and he was still sneaking around the venue, so I asked him. But he said he was from the PTA, but he ran away in a blink of an eye."

"What? PTA? What's that?"

"Excuse me, do you know him? Who is he? A relative?"

"No, I don't know him. This old man is a porn stalker and lolicon. He often harass girls. Please take him to the police station."

"No! Doll! Save Master!" He grabbed the soft "object".

"..." He clenched his fist and kicked it: "Stinky old man, where are you touching——!!!"

"Ah-boom!"

"Uh..." The policeman looked at Nanjiro, who had become a shooting star, in surprise: "Uh, may I ask, are you..."

"See, this is how he harassed girls, take him away quickly, so as not to harm the society."

"Baby, baby..." Nanjiro got up from the ground disheveledly: "Baby, one day, one day is a teacher and life is a father, you, you can't just ignore death..."

"Tch, it's not good to save you, it's also good for you to go to the police station for a few days."

He patted his trousers, turned around and prepared to leave.

"I'll buy you a game console!"

"You underestimate me too much. Do you think you can buy me off with something like that?"

"Master, I will cover all the game consoles you want to buy in the future!!!"

"..." He stopped abruptly, and turned his head slowly, with a bright face.

"Master—this apprentice is unfilial, I'm here to save you..." Slow motion rushed over: "I'm sorry, Uncle Policeman, his father. Because he suffers from Alzheimer's, his nerves are a little deranged. This is a misunderstanding, please Will you let him go?"

"Uncle isn't that old yet!"

"If you don't want to enter the police station, just shut up!"

"This, this way, then you must take good care of your father from now on, and you can't let him come out and run around again."

"Of course, I will take good care of him. You have worked hard, please go back and rest first?"

He waved his hands and smiled to say goodbye to the police uncle, then slowly turned his head, squinted his eyes and approached Nanjiro with a bright face.

Seeing this expression like a hungry wolf pouncing on his food, Nanjiro put his hands on his chest and backed away in horror with the expression of a girl from a good family.

"You, what do you want?"

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Inoue and Saori Shiba walked towards Ryoma who was under the shade of the tree with their cameras on their backs.

"Mr. Longma! Are you still slacking off here?"

"Ryoma?" Tan Taiyi on the side blinked.

"Hurry up, Dashi's game is about to start!"

"Ah, I see." Standing up and putting on his coat, he pulled his hat back and smiled at Tai Yi behind him.

"Tennis is not just about size."

"..." Tan Tai froze on the spot.

"Senior Inoue, should we go too? Uh?" Turning his head, he suddenly saw two people walking towards this side.

The master and apprentice happened to pass by here.One person folded his hands on his chest with a displeased face, and the other slowly followed behind with his sleeves strung together.

"There you are, the lecherous old man and the Martian girl."

"Oh, I didn't expect the two of them, master and apprentice, to come together."

"I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I didn't see anything like that!"

"It's not surprising that Baby-sama is here, but what is Nanjiro doing here?"

Walking ahead with his hands crossed and feeling unhappy, he kept complaining.

"It's really troublesome, please don't make trouble for me all the time, okay? By the way, what are you doing here?"

"Uncle, I just want to see if there are any cute girls."

"Does your son know?"

"How could he know. Baby, you can give Master some money. Master, my pocket money for this month has been confiscated by your stingy teacher."

"You're a beggar! Are you still a man? You're actually being ruled by your own wife. You're such a strict wife, a typical coward!"

"I respect her so I didn't quarrel with her. Besides, she knows where my private money is hidden, and I can't hide it from her."

"So you're here to embarrass yourself? What's the matter with you dressed like this? And you're a stalker?"

"I follow that