Disciples are good, dolls are bad

When I have money, I will buy a super-large camera and carry it wherever I go.snort. "

"Camera?" Ryoma blinked suspiciously with his trouser pockets in his pocket: "Is that camera red?"

"How do you know? Did you see it?" Excitedly leaning over, but lost again: "That's right, you were there when I took the photo, of course you saw it. Sigh."

"I mean. When I left the field, I thought I saw the coach pick up a red camera on the ground. It kind of looks like yours, so I asked you..."

"Swish!" Before he finished speaking, the people beside him rushed away at the speed of sparks hitting the earth, and disappeared with a "swish".

"..." A gust of wind brought up a lot of dust, and the few strands of hair covering the corners of Longma's eyes fluttered along with it.

"Smelly old woman! How dare you steal my old lady's things! I'm impatient to live! See if I won't kill you! Send you to God early-!!!" The familiar voice was still echoing in the distance.

"...It's not up to par yet."

A gloomy gust of wind rolled up, turned his head, and saw a group of wine-red suspicious objects rushing from a distance at a rocket-like speed.

"Smelly old woman! Give me back my camera!!!" An emergency brake kicked up a large cloud of dust.

"Ahem..." The dust was flying, the smoke was billowing, and the wind and sand were rushing in, so I closed my eyes with choking.

"Ahem. What are you doing! How did I mess with you again?"

"My camera! Hand over my mother's camera! Otherwise, I'll send you to heaven immediately!!!"

"What camera? When did I take your camera?" Really inexplicable.

"Come on. Get ready to die." He rolled up his sleeves and revealed his sharp magic teeth.

"What and what? Please explain to me clearly! How can I have your camera?" This girl can only do this.

"Yeah? Don't you admit that you've done something bad?"

"What did I do wrong!" Don't frame others for no reason.

"You won't even admit it, right? Okay, my mother will remind you. It's red, rectangular, and very three-dimensional!" He gestured the shape with both hands.

"The red one... ah. You said that."

Originally, he wanted to grab her collar, but unfortunately he couldn't reach it, so he could only grab her clothes on tiptoe.

"You finally remembered? Alzheimer's patient. Did you still say you didn't do anything bad? Huh?"

"Oh, let go." She pulled her hand away: "You should have said it earlier. I picked up that camera on the lawn outside the stadium. I thought it belonged to some reporter, but it turned out to be yours." ?”

"It's mine! Return it to me quickly!"

"Okay, okay. Really, I thought it was a big deal." He took out the camera from his pocket and was immediately snatched away.

"My baby, you have finally returned to your mother's side. Oh, be good, be good, don't be afraid." She hugged her chest affectionately to express her feelings.

"...Is it your son?" A drop of sweat dripped from the back of my head, "Why haven't I seen you be so warm to others?"

"Hmph. People are the ugliest creatures. Why should I be enthusiastic about them? A waste of my mother's feelings."

"You have to take it well, don't drop it again, and don't trouble me again then."

"Humph."

"But. How do you know the camera is with me?"

"That little bean told me. He said you found a camera on the ground, it seems to be mine. So I came to you."

"Xiao Douding? You mean... Ryoma?"

"Apart from him in the Qingxue Tennis Club, who else is Xiaodouding? He is so short, he is simply stunted."

"...You don't have the right to talk about others, do you?"

"What do you mean by that?" He picked his nose and squinted at her.

"Aren't you the same? You are already 20 years old, but you are so short. Although girls can't grow faster than boys, your height and figure don't match your age, right? Also. Shouldn’t you also get rid of the habit of drinking milk from a bottle? You’re not a three-year-old, so what bottle do you use?”

"Damn. Do you think my mother wants to grow up like this? And I am much taller than that little Douding! Besides, drinking milk from a bottle is my habit since I was a child. I have never sucked my mother's milk, so I am not allowed to use a bottle instead? You think Is everyone fed by their mothers like you?" Stinky old woman.What are you showing off to me?Bullying me has no mother!

"...uh. Sorry. I forgot you were an orphan." Ugh.This kid really has a psychological shadow.After all, she is still a child.There is no child who does not want his mother.well.

"Cut. I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. I still have business to do, so I don't have so much time to waste here." I'm going to implement my great money-making plan next, hehe.

prince31．The preliminary round of the Tokyo Metropolitan Competition ends

"The game is over. Qingxue Buer won. The number of rounds is [-] to [-]."

Guanyue sat slumped on the ground, raised her head and looked at Buer angrily.

"You bastard! You deliberately lost [-]-[-] to me just now! You actually teased me like this..."

"..." Bu Er's eyes were sharp and cold: "...Thank you for taking care of my brother."

"..." Guanyue clenched her teeth, but couldn't say anything.

"Wow~" There were cheers on the field.

As the saying goes, it’s better to come early than to be lucky. With a sound of "咻", a certain baby moved to the field at the speed of teleportation.

"Get out of the way." Pushing away Fuji Zhousuke who was standing in the way, he picked up the camera and took pictures of Guanyue.

"Baby, doll-senpai?"

"What are you doing!" Guan Yue raised her head, the anger in her heart was still there, and she realized that there was another obtrusive person.

"Crack Kacha!"

"En. Perfect. It's wonderful." The frustrated expression on his face is really attractive.This will definitely attract more consumers.

"Are you kidding me!"

"I'm not mocking you. I'm mocking you."

"Are you gloating! Bastard! Are you happy to see me lose!"

"That's right. The pain of others is my happiness." My mother's happiness is based on the pain of others.

"Why don't you die! You are extremely happy to see me in pain! Ah!"

"Yeah. You can't say that. Your expression is the most attractive. When the students in your school see it, they will definitely applaud."

"Asshole! Do you think I'm here to make fun of you!"

"Wrong. You are here to cry. If you can squeeze out a few tears, it will be worth more." Kneeling down and putting one hand on his shoulder: "Come on. Let me cry for you."

"Go away!" Slapped the paw on the shoulder: "I tell you, don't gloat! Don't think that you are great if you win, the next game is not necessarily who wins and who loses, let's see how long you can laugh !"

"Hey. I've persuaded you a long time ago. Since 'that' is here, go to rest. What can you do? Do you think you lost now? You really don't listen to the words of your predecessors, and you will suffer in front of your eyes."

"What kind of senior are you! Also! How many times do you want me to say it! I am a man! Where did you get that 'that' from? Are you blind or an idiot! Can't you see that I am a man!"

"You can't say that. With the advancement of technology these days, nothing is impossible. Women can not only become men, but also marry wives. Men can not only become women, but also have children. You come to 'that' at all It's not difficult." He patted his shoulder with another hand, and comforted him with a mature face: "My dear, you must believe in science."

"Take your size! I want to give birth to you!" Find me a man to give birth to me.

"I think so too, but now that my husband isn't around, I can't have a baby by myself. Besides, Ma'am, I already have so many children, and I'll have a second child. Do you understand the implementation of family planning?"

"Child? Where did you get your child?" You haven't even fully grown, how did you give birth?Borrowing a belly to give birth?

"Of course. I let my husband give birth to me." It's purely nonsense.

"Why don't you say that you were born by your father?" Lying also needs to find a reason to be believed, right?

"I don't have parents." She picked her nose indifferently.

"Huh?" Guan Yue was stunned.Suddenly understand.After talking for a long time, it turns out that this guy is an orphan.It turned out that the lack of education caused her to become the distorted character she is now.An incomplete education leads to an incomplete personality.

"...a person's character is indeed related to the environment in which he grew up." Guan Yuebie underestimated a sentence at the beginning.

He glanced at him holding his booger.This guy thought I didn't hear it?Beat around the bush and call me immoral?

never mind.I still rely on you to make money, so I won't bother with you this time.

"Hey, show me the look of a loser." He raised his camera and prepared to shoot.

"Who is the loser! Don't laugh at people!"

"It was you who confidently said that you would win, but what happened? Hmph. Lost dog."

"What are you talking about! Let's compete if we have the ability! Let's see who is the loser!"

"You want to compete with me? Haha. Don't laugh so hard. Even Echizen Ryoma can't beat me, so you? Okay?"

"What! You don't blush when you talk big! It's just a small manager who speaks so arrogantly! Who do you think you are!"

"I'll return this sentence to you exactly. Don't forget, you are just a little 'manager' (accent)."

"..." This is really lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot.Guan Yue could only clenched his fists and swallowed his anger.

"Hey, Guanyue-jun. This expression is not suitable for you. But it's very exciting, wait for me to take a picture and sell it."

"Crack Kacha!"

"Stop taking pictures! If you take another picture, I'll smash your camera!"