Disciples are good, dolls are bad

Did you dream of being raped by some perverted uncle?It is too small? "I took a few steps back, buttoned my booger and glanced at him. (Author Huahua: Are you also a rotten girl? Doll buttoned booger: No, it's just that I read too many shoujo manga recently)

"what are you talking about?"

"Then why are you struggling so hard in your sleep with such a displeased expression on your face?"

"How dare you say it? It's not your fault. If you didn't occupy my bed, I wouldn't have to make the floor."

"What? Do you want to share the same bed with Miss Ben? Go ahead and cut seppuku, you brat who hasn't even grown hair yet. Come out and mess with my old lady when the hair under you grows full, you brat."

"Who wants to sleep with you." Ryoma struggled to stand up, suddenly remembered something, turned to look at the head of the bed, "By the way, what time is it... where is my alarm clock?"

"...Ahem! So you are still a kid, only children need an alarm clock." I don't know anything. (Author Flower Arrangement: Hey~ I did something bad and wanted to destroy the corpse and pretend to be innocent!)

"Hey, did you use my alarm clock..." This kid is really smart.In fact, it seemed to hear something being thrown out just now.

"What? Are you saying that Miss Ben stole and hid your alarm clock? Do you think I'm a three-year-old? Go to hell, brat, I don't have childish hobbies." (Your hobbies are even more childish. ...)

"...Forget it, I'll find it myself later."

"Hey, the kid should go to school obediently." Why is this kid so stubborn?

"Kid... you don't want to go to school yourself."

"What? Going to school? School stuff, Miss Ben forgot about it years ago." Absolute nonsense.

"..." Can't this guy answer properly?It's really irritating.

"Ryoma! Are you up? Breakfast is ready!" Rinko's voice came from outside the door.

"Oh, I got it!" Ryoma turned around and walked out the door. I stood behind him and looked at him with my nose in my hands.

Walking to the living room with a lollipop in her mouth (I had put a lot in my pocket before time travel), I almost forgot that Miss Ben still has important things to do.

"By the way, the old man is in the monastery behind, right?" If I remember correctly, the old man should go to that monastery every day.

"Old man? Ah, you mean Uncle. Yes, because Uncle is now the acting abbot of the monastery, so he should be ringing the bell now. What's the matter? Doll, do you have anything to do with Uncle?"

"Yes, it's very important." After I finished speaking, I turned around and was about to go out, when Lunzi behind me suddenly stopped me.

"Ah, wait a minute, doll!"

"What are you doing again?" This aunt is really troublesome.

"Baby, Ryoma is going to school soon, why don't you go with him?"

"What? You want me to go to Qingxue with him? Are you kidding me?" He buttoned his booger and glanced at her unhappily, "Hey, auntie, don't you think I'm really going to stay?"

"Huh? Don't stay... But baby, you are an orphan, and you got lost again..." What kind of logic is this?

"I said I was an orphan, but I didn't say I don't have my own home." This aunt probably watched too many tragic soap operas.

"Huh? I thought..." Lunzi looked surprised, and seemed a little disappointed. (By the way, why are you disappointed?)

"Are you an idiot? After all, I've lived by myself for so many years, and you really think I'm a homeless beggar?" ), "Auntie, watch less TV series at 09:30 in the evening, or you will age faster."

"Huh? How do you know I watch TV at 09:30..." Is she an omniscient god?

"What else can you watch at your age besides watching this? Do you really think that such a plot will happen in real life? You are so naive, go to fantasies for seppuku." Picking your nose, turned around and left, this lady didn't Let me play with you here.

"... Strange, how does the baby know that Ryoma's school is called 'Seigaku'?"

"Yeah, I'm also very strange. And how did she know that there is a monastery behind our house, and that uncle will go there? She just came here for the first time last night."

"Hehe, maybe the doll is a child of the omniscient God!"

"I'm full." Ryoma got up and went back to his room to change clothes.

"Ah, Ryoma, why do you eat so little? Eat some more, you'll be hungry later."

"No, I'm going to be late soon." Ryoma ran back to his room to change into his school uniform, and ran out with a tennis bag on his back.

"I am leaving!"

"Ryoma, wait a minute! Bring this bottle of milk with you!"

"no need……"

"Take it, it's not good to be hungry."

"... Oh." Ryoma took the bottle of milk that Lunzi handed over, turned around and went out.

"I am leaving."

"Be careful on the road~"

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This temple is really big, but fortunately there are not many things, so you can have a panoramic view at a glance.

"Dangdangdang..." Just as I was looking around for the old man, a bell suddenly sounded not far ahead.Turning his head, he could see from a distance that the old man was ringing the bell with his toes hooked on the rope. (Author Flower Arrangement: Eyesight is really good, you can see the old man's toes from a distance? Doll with booger: Don't forget that I wear high-level contact lenses)

"Hello, old man."

"Oh baby, why didn't you go to school with Ryoma?"

"I don't have time for children's games. Now, old man, I ask you, do you remember where you met me last night?"

"Last night? Oh, you said that street last night? Uncle, I remember, what's the matter?"

"Take me back there."

"Go back? Why?" Does this kid really want to sleep on the streets?

"Why do you ask so many questions? If it weren't for the fact that Miss Ben doesn't know the way, I wouldn't be bothered talking to you." I don't have time to waste time on this long-winded old man.

"Oh, uncle is getting old and his memory is not working. I remembered it just now, but now I suddenly forgot it."

"Damn, do you believe that I will beat you to completely lose your memory right now?" This old man is really embarrassing!

"Don't worry, tell uncle what's going on? Maybe uncle, I can help you!"

"You think you are the aunt of the neighborhood committee? It's useless to talk to you. If you could help me, I would have let you be my master."

"Master? That's a good idea!" Nanjiro immediately became interested.

"What do you want?" What the hell is this old man trying to do?

"Baby, Uncle, I'm bored if I'm alone, why don't you take me as your teacher and I'll teach you how to play tennis!"

"Go away, it's not enough to play with your son, you still want to play with me now? Go to hell, old man." (This will cause misunderstanding)

"Oh, don't say that, uncle, I'm bored too! My idiot son can't beat me every time, and I'm not interested in playing with him anymore."

"Then it's useless to ask me, can I beat you?" Hmph, although Miss Ben is good at sports and has played tennis before, she just doesn't want to play with you.

"Oh, why don't you just play with me, Uncle, I'm very lonely, Uncle."

"Go ahead, stinky old man."

"Well, if you play with me, uncle, I will take you back."

"Go to hell, bastard. You also want to make terms with me? Do you think this is buying vegetables at the vegetable market? Go home and be your family's 'cook husband', old man." Make terms with Miss Ben ?It's ten years too early.

"Even if uncle asks you, just play once!"

"What's the benefit of playing with you? Can you give me money?" If you give me money, Miss Ben will be wronged to play with you. If you don't have money, don't talk about it.

"OH, YES! If you beat Uncle by one ball, Uncle will give you [-] yuan!"

"It's only [-] yuan? You're begging for my lady! Believe it or not, I'll kick you back to Mars, bastard." (Note: [-] yuan in Japan is equivalent to [-] yuan in China)

"Ah, then, then [-] yuan, uncle, I am very poor." Nanjiro put on a pitiful poor look.

"For the sake of money, I will play with you once, but only once. Miss Ben has more important things to do, so I don't have time to spend here."

"Yosh! Let's get started!"

In the afternoon, Ryoma came home from school and found that Doll and Nanjiro were not there.That old man should still be in the monastery, that guy...has he gone back?

At this time, Lunzi came in from the courtyard with a lot of clothes in his arms, and looked up to see Ryoma pouring water in the living room.

"Ah, Ryoma, are you back?"

"Oh... By the way, where is that guy? Has he gone back?" This is just a casual question, absolutely no other thoughts.In fact, the most important thing was that no one would grab the bed with him at night.

"That guy? Ah, you said Baby, Baby is playing tennis with your dad in the monastery."

"Play tennis?" Does that guy play tennis, too?A weak look. (No, that's just an appearance.)

"Ryoma, do you want to see it?"

"..." If you're playing tennis, it doesn't matter if you look at it.

As soon as he walked to the temple court not far away, he saw Nanjiro collapsed on the side of the court with a face full of defeat.Long Ma was stunned, and hurried over.

"Hey, old man, don't forget, I won you [-] times, so you owe me a total of [-] yuan, don't try to default."

"Why did this happen... Uncle, I actually lost..." Nanjiro's expression at the moment was like that of a young daughter-in-law who was violated.

"...Dad?" Dad actually lost?How can it be?

"What?" I buttoned my booger when I heard the voice, and glanced at it in a daze.