Split?Really. "

The whole body was soaked by the rain, but there was no thunder.

"Damn, I can't be struck by lightning like this!" No, I can't just sit and wait, I have to find a way.

Looking left and right, suddenly an inspiration flashed.Yes, hey.

Ryoma drank Ponta and walked slowly around the venue, not caring about getting wet from the rain.

"Come on, come on, come on and hack me!"

"Huh?" Suddenly a familiar voice came from not far ahead.Ryoma raised his head, followed the sound, and suddenly saw a familiar figure jumping around excitedly in the rain, with a metal object like an antenna on his head.

Ryoma didn't seem to believe what he saw, so he quickly reached out and rubbed his eyes, shook his head to gather himself, and then looked up.

"Come on, come on, come on and hack me!"

"Boom..." There was another burst of thunder.

"What are you doing? What kind of thunder is this? How can this kind of thunder strike people? It's really embarrassing!"

"What is she doing?" Ryoma stood not far away and looked at her.

"Fuck, no, this method is useless at all!" He dropped the antenna in his hand. (Author Flower Arrangement: Where did the antenna come from? The doll took out a pair of pliers from behind and smiled: Hey, I cut it from a telephone pole. The author was shocked: Then why didn’t you get electrocuted? The doll pinched her nose: Go harakiri, a guy with no common sense. I am the protagonist, how can I die so easily? I am dead, so what do readers read)

I remember reading novels and comics. If you travel through time, there must be some opportunity or medium to go through, right?

When I came here, I remembered that I was practicing martial arts. Does it mean that I have to practice martial arts in the rain before you can take me back?

"En..." He stroked his chin and thought for a while.Lowering his head, he suddenly caught a glimpse of something shiny hanging around his neck.

"Ah, this is..." It was a ring snatched from the beggar old man.

"Ring? Ring..." The cold touch made my brain cells boil again.

"That's right! This method might work! Yay!" He quickly took off the ring hanging around his neck and put it on his hand, then clenched his fists and stretched out to the sky and shouted:

"IAmGOD!!!" (Note: In "Little Goddess Hualing", Hualing has to shout a spell every time she transforms)

"No response? Come again."

"Sailor Moon Transformation!!!" (I fell.)

"Rumble..."

"No, come again."

"Ultraman Tiga transforms!!!"

"Kamen Superman Transformation!!!"

"Dangdang spells change!!!"

"..." Ryoma stared speechlessly at someone standing in the heavy rain jumping around like an idiot, a drop of sweat slipped down the back of his head.

"Damn. Please show me some face? I've worked so hard for so long, you should at least give me some feedback!"

"Patter..." Xiao Yu still said calmly.

"Damn! Do you know that I'm jumping around like an idiot here, and it would be embarrassing if I was seen!"

"Rumble..."

"Oh, here I come! Chop as much as you want!" Opening his arms, he was ready to receive another lightning strike: "Thunder God, please chop me back to my hometown!"

"Boom..." The thunder gradually died down, and finally the sky returned to tranquility.

"..." As the saying goes, what is tolerable, what is unbearable, if you can't bear it, you don't need to bear it anymore.

"Damn! If you don't strike me with lightning, believe it or not, I will strike you first!"

"...What are you doing here?" At some point, Ryoma suddenly appeared beside him.

"Wow!" He jumped back a few steps suddenly: "Damn, I'm startled, why did you appear out of nowhere to scare people!" What a nasty brat.

"I didn't scare you. You yourself jumped up and down here yelling like an idiot."

"Go, go, kid, go away, go back to your game, I'm busy." After speaking, he looked into the sky again.

"Seeing that you have been dancing here for so long, there is no thunder at all." Ryoma also looked up into the sky.

"Well, it's probably because Thor is not at home today, and he went to spend his honeymoon with his wife."

"..." Ryoma turned his head sideways and glanced at her with "Are you an idiot?"

"Why do you have to wait for it to thunder?"

"I never need a reason to do things."

"……Still a long way to go."

"Dear Lord Thor, I'll give you candy, can you hack me obediently once? Just once, just once! Just hack me back to the original world, please!" Shout out.

"..." Ryoma on the side looked at her silently.Although I had confirmed it before, this time I was more determined: this guy is a complete idiot.

"Damn! How did you become a god of thunder! You are indecisive, you don't make a move when it's time to do it, you don't have any masculinity at all! You must be very unpopular with girls in Heaven! You slash when you shouldn't, but now you are told to do it instead." Stop chopping! What do you mean by that! You are kidding me! Go back to my hometown and chop your firewood!" I pointed at the sky and cursed angrily.

"...It's useless for you to do this."

He picked up the antenna on the ground again and put it on his head, jumping around defiantly in place.

"Come on, come on, hit me if you can! Come on, hit me, fool! Cut! Cut! Cut..."

"Boom!!!" Suddenly a thunderbolt fell vertically from the sky and hit me straight.

"Wow!" Ryoma standing aside was also taken aback, looking at someone lying on the ground with smoke all over his body in surprise.

"...You, are you okay?" Her hair was smoking...

"... Cough, cough cough... Thor, you have the guts, if you have the ability, we will fight again at another time... uh." Twitching his hands and feet, he tilted his head and died.

"Hey!"

In the playing field at this time.Tezuka sat aside with his arms folded, and the people behind him moved forward.

"Tezuka. Just like the first match, Kamio in the first singles match and Fukaji in the second match are tough players. And their manager Tachibana Tachibana..."

The two turned their heads and saw that Ju Juping was also sitting on the rest mat.

"He is also very powerful, don't underestimate him."

"..." Tezuka glanced at Tachibana Tachibana, then turned his head and closed his eyes to fall asleep.Gan looked at him, then smiled.

"Are the two ministers secretly competing?"

Ryuzaki Sumire stood on the field, looked up at the sky, and the dark clouds gradually dispersed.Sumire Ryuzaki smiled meaningfully.

"...Hmph, it will stop soon."

Turn around and look behind you.

"Aren't they back yet?"

"Ah, yes, probably somewhere to practice."

"I think the game will start, go get them back right away."

"Yes!"

Dashi turned and ran back, and suddenly saw Ryoma walking with the doll on his back.

"Ah, Echizen!" Dashi was about to go up to him, when he suddenly saw a certain baby on his back who was smoking above his head.

"Wow! Baby, what's wrong with Senior Sister Baby?"

"What? What happened to the doll?" The others also turned their heads to look.

Ryoma put the person on her body down, and Ryuzaki Sumire supported her to lie down.Everyone looked at the embarrassed image in front of them in surprise.

"Wow, did Sister Baby go to the blasting site? Is that an exaggeration?"

"Echizen, what happened? How did Senior Sister Baby become like this?"

"...she was struck by lightning."

"what?!"

"Lightning?!"

"..." Suddenly, the atmosphere suddenly became strangely silent.

"...This guy was really struck by lightning..." He really got retribution.

"...It's incredible..."

"Leaving this aside, being struck by lightning is very dangerous. It's better to send Sister Baby to the hospital first, it may be life-threatening."

"...cough cough..."

"Ah, Senior Sister Baby is awake!"

"Sister Baby, what do you think? Are you okay?"

"Hmm..." Wei Wei opened his eyes, and saw that everyone was looking at me as if they were observing aliens.

"Wow!" Startled and sat up: "What are you doing!"

Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of the scorched hair hanging down from his forehead.

"Ah! My flowing hair!!!"

"...It seems that there is no need to go to the hospital."

"……what."

"How did this happen? My hair, my beautiful hair!"

"Stop screaming, you are lucky to be struck by lightning and not die."

"Woo~ My hair! Give me the money, I'm going to have an ion perm!"

"Jiao Cheng is like this, even if he uses plasma, it's useless."

"No! Then how will I see people in the future! My beautiful image! Woo~ I'm ashamed to see people!"

"...Your face can't be seen by anyone."

"Uh, Sister Baby, anyway, your original hair is messy like Martian head, this is... not bad, this way you become a real Martian... Pfft!" Taocheng resisted the urge to laugh wildly, with difficulty Say this comforting word.

"Go to hell! You gloating hedgehog head!" He threw himself on the old woman beside him: "Oh! I don't want it! I want to change my hair back to its original shape! Although my hair was messy before, it It's beautiful! It's not this black burnt color! I want my original hair! Whether it's ion perm or plasma, help me fix it!"

"Don't worry, this is the hair effect after the funny explosion. After two or three shots, it will return to normal as if nothing happened."

"You thought it was an animation! Ah, no, this is an animation... Anyway, anyway... Help me get back to my original state!"

"Talk about two or three shots and it will come back."

"I don't want to! Please cure me within this shot!"

"Ah, it's so loud! Take this girl away quickly!"

"Baby, senior sister, calm down..."

"No!

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