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li is not bad too, how cute..."

"She's our head teacher, are you kidding me?"

……

"Okazaki, is today April Fool's Day?"

"probably"

……

"Everyone~ listen to me..." Teacher Xiaomeng waved her little hands in vain and patted the podium, tears welled up in the corners of her eyes when she saw that she couldn't control the situation.

"Boom!——" Suddenly, the door of the classroom was kicked open. A man with a cigarette in his mouth, yellow hair, and earrings, who looked like a super bad man walked in with splayed steps, and put the purse in his hand to the door. Throwing it on the podium, I picked up the chalk and carved the four characters "Onitsuka Hideyoshi" on the blackboard.

"Let me introduce first, I am your future history teacher, please advise!" Onitsuka greeted and twisted the cigarette butt on the podium.

Onitsuka's appearance naturally frightened most of the students, but of course there were exceptions.

"This kind of supporting character who can only provide the protagonist with the opportunity to save the beauty in the animation will come to the school to be a teacher, and he will also be dressed so poorly. Anyone in the SP can deal with him... Ugh"

When Sa saw that something was wrong, he immediately blocked Nagi's mouth. He didn't want Nagi to get into trouble when he finally came to school. Seeing that Onizuka didn't seem to hear, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Ghost, Teacher Onitsuka, why are you here?" Teacher Xiaomeng's voice was still weak.

"Because of your special situation, the principal asked me to take care of you. Tsk, it's really troublesome." After explaining in a low voice, Onizuka turned around and shouted at the students: "Boys, if I hear who will Make this little guy cry, just wait to be drilled by me!"

"..."

"Mr. Onitsuka" Mr. Moe tugged on the sleeve of Onitsuka who was about to leave.

"what?"

Onizuka turned his head and saw Teacher Xiaomeng pointing to the soot on the podium: "That, that, this..."

Onizuka picked up the ashes and walked out of the classroom.

……

"So~ Since Teacher Heijing has gone on a trip, I will act as your homeroom teacher for the next two weeks, and I will also be your Mandarin teacher"

After speaking, Teacher Xiaomeng took out a tape recorder, and Mr. Heijing's unique Kansai accent came out of it: "Ahaha! Have you done your summer homework? You must study hard. I will listen to Teacher Xiaomeng when I come back. Reporter, please don’t make her cry! Ah~ I’m coming to Hawaii!”

The first few sentences still look like a teacher, but the last sentence is really...

But 2-B students who are familiar with Mr. Kuroi will not find it strange.

of course……

"Please have a little sense of responsibility as a teacher." Xiaojing's complaints are not uncommon.

……

The triple sound of the radio sounded, and then came the voice of Gui Daiju, the vice president of the student union: "The opening ceremony is about to begin, please gather all the students in the auditorium..."

"Repeat, the opening ceremony is about to begin, please gather all students in the auditorium"

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【Main characters】

Klaus: From "The Butler"

Teacher Xiaomeng: From "Magic Forbidden Book Catalogue"

Eiji Onizuka: From "GTO"

Teacher Heijing: From "Lucky Star"

Chapter 4 Messy Opening Ceremony

更新时间2008-11-228:26:18字数：2604

In the huge auditorium, the students neatly lined up in a square formation in units of classes, waiting for the routine opening speech.

Accompanied by the screams of admiration from many students, Osmanthus Daisy slowly stepped onto the podium——

"As we all know, Mitsusaka High School is a school with a free student system. The students of all generations have always upheld the fine style of 'self-esteem, self-reliance, and self-improvement'... I hope that whether you are a freshman or a senior senior, you will Welcome to the new semester with full spirit!"

Although it was an old-fashioned and boring speech, the applause was still warm due to the high popularity of Gui Daiju.

"Next, I invite the vice president of the student council—Shiina Kanzuki to speak!"

"Ah!!! It's Senior Moon Watching——" Almost at the same time, a large scream sounded.

A cute girl with a white round hat, a little angel wing hair clip and a red headband, and a strange green hanger-shaped hairstyle came to the center of the podium.

She is also the vice president of the student council, and also the idol of the academy, possessing unparalleled popularity.

"Senior Guanyue~ so cute~" Mingxue is also one of Guanyue's fans, but the unconscious waving hands seem to regard Guanyue as a substitute for kittens that cannot be approached due to allergies.

"Good morning, everyone~"

"Okay!!!—" The strong response echoed.

"Today is also a fine and sunny day. Guanyue hopes that everyone can always maintain a good mood in their study and life"

"Oh!!!--"

"A new starting point, a new encounter, I wish you all a wonderful campus life"

"Oh!!!--"

……

"Then, this is the end of the opening ceremony..."

"Wait, wait, wait—" A sudden playful voice interrupted Guan Yue's words.

"Uh, is it still here?" Ling Yu couldn't help covering his forehead when he heard the voice.

"I don't know what it will be like again." Okazaki's voice was full of helplessness.

Gui Daiju rushed to Guanyue who was at a loss, grabbed the microphone, and announced loudly: "Opening the school..." But after only a few words, the microphone stopped making any sound.

"Oops, when..."

The intense radio music sounded, and the lights in the audience suddenly dimmed. When most of the students didn't know why, the mysterious and playful voice sounded again: "Everyone! Are you satisfied with such a boring opening ceremony? Don't you want to vent your youth?" vitality?"

Accompanied by the dynamic music, under the encouragement of this voice, many students obviously began to be tempted.

The "pop" lights gathered in the middle of the podium, where a platform rose slowly, on which stood a little girl with short pink hair holding a microphone and a sly smile on the corner of her mouth.

She is the most troublesome student council president.

"Come on, let's dance to Guanyue's singing!" The little girl handed the microphone to Guanyue, "Guanyue, haven't you always wanted to bring vitality to everyone? Sing!"

"Hey, but, but, Ma-senpai, I've never heard of such an arrangement." Due to the aura of the student council president, Guanyue was a little flustered.

"It's useless to talk too much" Senior Xiao Ma put the microphone to Guanyue, looked at Osmanthus Osmanthus rushing towards her holding a wooden knife, snapped her fingers, and the wooden board in front of Osmanthus Osmanthus suddenly opened to both sides, " Ah!—" Unprepared, she fell straight down.

Maybe it's because the opening ceremony is really boring, maybe it's the idol effect of watching the moon, or maybe it's the sequelae of the summer vacation. In short, most of the students began to dance involuntarily under the passionate radio music.

"Let's dance! Sing! Let's have fun! Why are you hesitating, guys? Hurry up and invite the girl you like!..." The unscrupulous student council president took out another microphone from nowhere, and stepped on the lecture hall with one foot. The students continued to be agitated on the table.

"Tomoya..." Nagisa Furukawa, a third grader, took advantage of the chaos and came to Okazaki's side, hesitant to speak while blushing.

"A rare opportunity, what?" Okazaki patted Ling Yu's shoulder, and danced with Nagisa.

"This guy who values ​​sex and despises friends." Ling Yu despised him, looked around, and found that the students of 2-B were also in a mess:

Fang wrapped around Xiaojing and danced very happily, Sara danced with Nagi who was blushing, Mingxue ran to the podium and hugged Guanyue at some point, Muku and Xiaosi stood together and looked around helplessly , Xing stood alone, feeling very bad for some reason...

Just when Ling Yu was guessing how this special opening ceremony would end, the music stopped suddenly, and a cute and angry voice sounded at the same time:

"Ma Yazi, it's you again!"

Next to the main power supply on the right side of the entrance of the auditorium, a cute girl with soft egg yellow hair and long hair who looks about 14 or 15 years old is staring angrily at the unscrupulous student president on the podium. A gate switch—it seems that the main power supply of the music was turned off by the girl just now.

"Hey, Sakura, you're finally here." The unscrupulous student council president showed a cute smile.

The girl's full name is Yoshino Sakura, and although she looks young, she is the principal of this Mitsusaka High School.

"It's already past the class time, but there is no one in the teaching building, it really is you who did it again." Sakura approached Mayako step by step.

"The situation is critical, retreat!"

"Crack" With a machine-like sound, the board under Mayazi's feet descended like an elevator...

"Hey~ she still escaped." When she came to the podium and saw the intact floor, Sakura sighed.

……

Although it was the first day of school, Ling Yu felt very tired for some reason, and with Teacher Xiaomeng's soft voice, he naturally fell asleep.

"Ling Yu~"

"Ling Yu..."

Feeling someone pushing him, Ling Yu opened his eyes in a daze, and what caught his eyes was Mingxue's familiar face.

"No way, Ling Yu, sleep in class"

"Uh, ah~~" Ling Yu couldn't help but yawned, looked around and found that it was lunch break time.

"Then why didn't you wake me up?" He fell asleep without knowing it.

"Ling Yu, you seem to be very tired, so..." Mingxue took out the green