Xueba, wake up

It's not a matter of hanging up or not.

I was so dazed that I couldn't react and wanted to hang up.

His first reaction turned out to be to take off one earphone and try to see if there is any sound leakage, whether it is turned on or not.

. . . and the ear bears all this very poorly.

The sound of air slowly overflowing from the nasal cavity.

Very low.

Before he fully realized what this shameless person was doing, He Zhonghe reacted unexpectedly in some places.

He's in shock right now.

There is a feeling of Yansheng playing the magic flute to control his dick to dance.

Hold!What j8!

Yan Sheng spoke to him in a hoarse voice through the headset: "Have you hung up yet?"

He Zhonghe's mind is not very clear now, it is a mess, and the picture emerges by itself.

For a moment, He Zhonghe regretted why he didn't make a video call in the first place.

So, sometimes it is not so difficult to admit that you are an old pervert.

Especially after discovering that a certain popular outdoor construction blogger is secretly an astringent|love|male anchor.

……

Wait until He Zhonghe finally starts going mad!When the dog thing emoji package was still silent, Yan Sheng's voice had returned to normal.

There was a long time in between.

"Sleep good night." Yan Sheng said relaxedly and shamelessly.

He Zhonghe finally couldn't bear it anymore: "...you are too good at it."

He's still working on rocks here.

How irresponsible this man is!

"Let's move around on your own." Yan Sheng knew the whole process of his reaction, "If it doesn't work, you can listen to me..."

"Good night." He Zhonghe quickly hung up the phone.

The next morning, Yansheng's siren head alarm for more than two weeks suddenly disappeared, and He Zhonghe struggled to get up.

"Don't go to the cafeteria for breakfast, take this with you." Before he went out, Du Lanzhen pointed to a box of muffins on the dining table that failed to sell to the two children.

"Let us go." He Zhonghe hurriedly opened the door and ran away, "The stomach is very fragile in the morning."

Du Lanzhen watched him stand at the opposite door and waited for Yan Sheng. She poked her head out and was about to ask about safety when she saw He Zhonghe take out a key from his pocket in a very smooth and natural way. After a pause, he put it on his finger and turned it around Put it back in your pocket.

"Where's the key?" Du Lanzhen asked.

"Oh, mom, you are so generous." He Zhonghe said, "It's the door of the classroom cabinet."

In the minute or so since the geese came out, he bit his tongue seventeen times.

In fact, he wanted to bite his hand. This broken hand has muscle memory for taking out the keys of Yansheng's house.

But the tongue is placed next to the teeth, so it is convenient to bite.

"Greetings, Auntie." As soon as Yan Sheng opened the door, he saw He Zhonghe standing outside with a complicated expression. He thought he was blushing because of what happened last night, so he greeted Du Lanzhen and went downstairs with him.

For the final exam next week, the weather is not very good these two days, it is cloudy, and there is no rain or snow, and the haze is very heavy in the morning and evening.

Yan Sheng breathed into the air, turned his head to see He Zhonghe awkwardly walking beside him without saying a word, leaned over and blew into his ear.

He Zhonghe immediately jumped away: "Don't let the breath come out of your mouth and nose!"

"Then I'm not dying." Yan Sheng smiled, "How did you sleep last night?"

If it wasn't for the frost on the small pond in the flower bed, He Zhonghe would have thrown Yan Sheng into it by now.

How did you sleep last night?

He slept so fucking well, it took him a long time to go down, his astringent radio station lingered, he even dreamed about it in the middle of the night, and got up in the morning and used up a pair of underwear.

"You wait," He Zhonghe stared at him, and lowered his voice, "I will go directly to your house and clean you up another day."

"How to clean up?" Yan Sheng looked at him with a smile on his lips.

He Zhonghe remembered again that he had gnawed on his cheek two days ago, the pain ended up being pushed down by Yan Sheng, and it became soft and floaty after just kissing for a while.

Immediately, his face was a little hot and panicked, yes, how to deal with this scumbag!

There is less than a week left before the winter vacation at the school, and everyone is not panicking as the end of the period approaches. It is just like what Old Zheng said, the test is numb.Usually, even when learning to rotate, it is impossible to review faster, and the feet are already off the ground.

This year's Spring Festival is early, when senior high school students are preparing for the winter vacation at the end of the exam, they have already arrived in the northern Xiaonian.

He Zhonghe never had any expectations for New Year's Eve. He just hoped that this semester would pass quickly and the winter vacation would be over quickly. During the winter vacation, he would be content to sleep two hours more than usual every day.

After reviewing for a week in a hurry, the atmosphere of the whole senior high school department on the final day of the semester was tense and restless. They all wanted to see where they could stand in the last exam of the last semester of senior high school, and they were also looking forward to the short vacation.

The incident of the girl in the small class who jumped off the building and was seriously injured was overheated in the grade department, and it couldn't stir up any splashes.As long as there is no death, or assuming death, it will not make most people who have been numb by learning fluctuate, and it will only make some people who are too stressed and on the verge of collapse more panic.

"How many questions are you going to leave this time?" Yan Sheng asked He Zhonghe during the lunch break after the first Chinese test.

He Zhonghe looked at the math problem book in his hand: "It's not empty, the empty problem is too obvious, last time Lao Zheng found out and told my mother, I really can't stand it again."

I pinched your little Jiujiu.

Don't even think about it for the rest of your life.

You are happy without your mother, so you set off a whip to celebrate, right?

Whenever he thinks about what Du Lanzhen yelled, he gets a headache.

This time, I deliberately wrote up the wrong answers, and the mistakes were more advanced, and I picked the difficult and error-prone questions that I was sure of.

Maths in the afternoon is a subject that liberal arts students generally worry about. Yansheng's maths is always close to full marks, and He Zhonghe's maths is not too bad, at least he is not lame. Even if he doesn't perform well, he can make up for it in English.

Too many exams are as common as eating. These high school seniors are running around in their respective exam rooms, holding the materials that they need to read one second before the exam, and they are as mighty as the buffalo migration that moved buildings back then.

At the end of the term is the city-wide joint exam, and the invigilators are all from other schools, the signal is blocked, and metal objects are not allowed to be brought into the exam room. You can only take a transparent stationery bag, which is a bit like simulating the college entrance examination.

In fact, the exam is easy, and the knowledge you know is just that, and you can't squeeze out a few points even if you think hard, just get the questions and adjust your mentality to do it.In theory, you can get as many points as you want, and it is impossible for the marking teacher to fight with you if he sees an unsightly answer.

He Zhonghe felt that he might not have any other outstanding points, but his mentality was very good.The mentality of fighting to the end in the third year of high school is a major factor affecting the grades. It is not unreasonable for him to squeeze out so many people who have been in the red list for two and a half years.

It was different from any final exam in the past. This time, after the last subject of English, when we left the exam room, there were no cheering liberated people, and no one calling for friends to hang out without taking out their mobile phones. While discussing the topic, they squeezed back into the classroom.

Lao Zheng patted the desk: "We have a holiday at [-]:[-] noon, please check the return time on the holiday notice."

Amidst the chaos of clearing the desk holes and bookcases, the radio notified the representatives of each class to go to the office of each subject group to get the winter vacation homework and the final analysis, and added a sentence at the end that it is best to ask a few more students for help.

Winter vacation will only make you more tired and busier, and there is no relaxation.

"The exam is so hot." He Zhonghe specially brought a large suitcase today to take away all the books he didn't use, squatting at the table and muttering, "Books, notebooks, mint leaves, mint candies, tissue paper, these Why do you still have your milk..."

Yan Sheng was putting the bunch of grade strips hanging on his bookend into his schoolbag, and interrupted him: "Can we put it another way?"

He Zhonghe straightened up, hooked the suitcase with his toes, opened it and put it aside, and put a book in it: "I suddenly remembered the last summer vacation."

At that time, he and Yan Sheng had only spoken less than ten sentences in total.

"I was annoying you at that time." He Zhonghe put a bottle of mint candies he took out from the hole in the table into Yansheng's schoolbag.

"Do you think I like you?" Yan Sheng smiled, "Every day, you hang in front of my eyes like a bottle of blue essential oil. I smell your peppermint water, mint candy and refreshing oil in class, so I won't be sleepy anymore."

"Hey, if you have the ability to stay away from Fengyoujing, what are you doing hugging and kissing a bottle of Fengyoujing?"

"Who is hugging and hugging and kissing who?" Zhang Feichi poked his head over and pushed his glasses.

He Zhonghe was taken aback: "It's none of your business, let's go."

"Let me listen." Zhang Feichi was interested in gossip occasionally when he wasn't studying.

"Beep again, Lai Lai, I won't pass on your homework for the winter vacation later." He Zhonghe threatened.

Zhang Feichi immediately retracted his head. The scene of losing his homework on New Year's Day and being scolded by Lao Zheng so that his glasses were drooling was vivid in his memory.

At the beginning, the class representatives went in pairs, but now they turned back, and the class leader stood at the front door: "All the boys come out and move homework!"

In the narrow and dark corridor, many people hurried to and fro. Lao Zheng stood at the door of the office with his arms folded like a king, watching them hold books and homework.There are some papers and paper binding strips scattered on the ground. There are fewer classes in the south building, and it is quieter. The north building is even more noisy, with an atmosphere after the end of the term and before the holiday.

"I'm going to die." Shi Yujie carried the test papers in one hand, and the strap broke once in the middle. He squatted on the ground to clean up, "What are you two planning for the winter vacation? Are you going to enroll in a cram school?"

"Just enroll in a cram school for a ten-day holiday." He Zhonghe gathered up the papers together with him.

"Old Zheng will definitely post a notice in the group when he goes back, and those who study voluntarily can come to the school to study in the next year." Yan Sheng said.

"I really vomit." The paper in Shi Yujie's hand was scattered again, "Let's have dinner together tonight."

"Sea barbecue." He Zhonghe still has a tacit understanding with him, and sea barbecue is a must for every holiday celebration.

There was an exception last time during the summer vacation. I had to make up the results during the October [-] holiday, but because I had to accompany the wild goose to raise the pigeons, it was not appropriate to do the pigeons this time.

It wasn't just the three of them who were together. Shi Yujie also called a few cronies in the back row, Lei Bochao and Guo Yao. Zhang Nan was also beside him when he called Guo Yao. up.

One person dragged a suitcase home for winter vacation homework. He Zhonghe's arms were so sore that he couldn't lift it. It's better not to let this vacation go. He stayed at school until the New Year's Eve. A group of people cooked dumplings and watched the Spring Festival Gala together. .

After returning home to change his school uniform, He Zhonghe sent a message to Du Lanzhen and went out after having dinner with Shi Yujie and Yansheng in the evening.

Haihai BBQ is well-known in this area. The food stall is not far from the seaside. The owner is a student from the nearby university town. He Zhonghe and Shi Yujie are regular customers.

"Table for eight!" He Zhonghe shouted as soon as he entered the stall.

"Go to that table!" The boss has several jobs, and is also in front of the waiter and cook, holding more than a dozen strings of horse-brew fish and brushing sauce on them.

Winter is the off-season for barbecues, but his business is still very good, and there are only two or three empty tables in the windshield.

There is no postage on the table here, so He Zhonghe took the menu and handed it to Guo Yao next to him: "Pass it around."

"Want wine?" Guo Yao asked.

"That's for sure!" a group of people shouted.

"Is there anything I can't drink?" she asked.

A stuttering boy raised his hand: "I, I, I..."

"You laid eggs." He Zhonghe interrupted him, "Du Hui won't drink, what else?"

"I can't drink either." Zhang Nan spoke.

"Two dozen beers, four bottles of drinks." He Zhonghe said, "Half a dozen beers at room temperature."

A pimple-faced one immediately booed: "Hey! Which female classmate are you taking care of! Guo Yao, is it you!"

A group of people immediately screamed and booed, and four people present were very speechless.

"You, you and Guo..." Du Hui raised his hand again.

"Take a break, I'm struggling to hear." He Zhonghe glanced at Yansheng, both of them felt a little helpless.These people are good at making havoc, and if two people who are not at odds with each other can make a good pair by talking to each other, it is always an inseparable topic at the dinner table of a group of high school students.

Brother Xiao is still nagging, in fact, it may be that he wants to talk to Guo Yao more, and keeps asking her if she is there.

"You have the size of your uncle." Guo Yao scolded him in displeasure, looking at He Zhonghe and Shi Yujie, they didn't seem to be angry.

"Okay, it's almost done." Lei Bochao pulled his trousers like an old man, "All the handsome men and beautiful women here are single dogs, and they haven't betrayed the organization, right?"

A group of people laughed, and He Zhonghe laughed too, but he didn't smile at them.

Not only are there out of order, there are two.

And it's a couple.

The dog lovers are by your side.

Hey, you said you are not angry.

The barbecue and side dishes were served quickly, and a group of people ate happily for a while, Brother Zu proposed to play truth or dare.

"Kill the werewolf, it's too late." He Zhonghe said.

He was afraid that these people would punish them excessively, and Yan Sheng was still here.

"That's it, that's it!" Du Hui didn't stutter anymore, and just waited for a side-ball to chat about some color.

"Isn't this just right!" Brother Xiao took out a box of cards from the pocket of his down jacket like a magic trick.

Shi Yujie is also very interested in being stupid. The last time he asked He Zhonghe whether he likes Yansheng or not, he still hasn't answered the question, and He Zhonghe has kept his mouth shut. Gossip: "Shuffle the cards, take a big risk and mix up the truth!"

In the first round of fist punching, He Zhonghe lost a lot. A group of people slammed the table and chairs, and the social brother who was speaking impassionedly and spiritually at the next table was quarreled by the group of students and glared at them.

"Draw it." Brother Xiao pointed to the cards in the middle of the table.

He Zhonghe touched one of them helplessly, praying in his heart not to kiss the opposite sex on the left or something.

Lei Bochao rushed over to help him recite aloud: "Great Adventure: Kiss each other on the cheek with the person on the left."

Fortunately, not the opposite sex, although the same sex makes him more embarrassed.

but……

There was a second of silence during the banquet, and seven pairs of eyes turned to He Zhonghe sitting on the left.

Shi Yujie was obsessed with gnawing on the sheep whip and didn't pay attention to the progress of the game. When he looked up to take the next skewer, he was startled by the sudden burst of shouts from several people.

"Kiss one! Kiss one!"