Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]
Chapter 76
I grew up listening to such stories, but I have never seen a real candy goblin, so I am looking forward to feasting my eyes right now.
Su Potian opened his lips slightly, and a round ball slowly spun out of his mouth in the air.It looks like strawberry jelly, translucent pink with a thin layer of frosting, sour and sweet at first glance.
Su Potian stretched out his index finger, and the strawberry jelly ball hovered on his fingertips, turning around and slowly getting bigger.When it finally stopped, its body shape was almost the same as that of the light brain.
"Heh~~" it yawned, its round eyes looked around sleepily, the moment it saw Su Potian, it narrowed again: "Cuckoo! Potian, Su! (*^^ *)"
Su Fang speculates that this sound may express happiness, which is the same as the "Yiyo Yiyo" of Tang people.
Su Potian introduced: "It's called Tangtang, and it's my pet. Go, Tangtang, say hello."
After hearing his words, the strawberry jelly goblin flew up and made a figure eight circle around Su Fang and Brodo: "Chu chu chu gou! Tangtang is a little goblin who breaks the sky, and Tangtang will listen to what the sky says~ (*^^*)”
It suddenly stopped in front of Su Fang, "Wow! Your face is copied from Wuli Potian! (*@ο@*)"
"Tangtang, don't be rude." Su Potian stopped him softly, "He was reincarnated from another part of my soul, so of course he looks like me."
Strawberry Jelly turned to look at its owner, and then at Su Fang, "Chu Gu Chu Gu! Tangtang understands! You were created by the mitosis of Po Tian's soul! You are Po Tiantu! (*^^*)"
"..." Su Fang is not sure whether the soul can undergo mitosis like a cell.
The closed curtain suddenly bulged a bag, and the light brain drilled out.It completed the secret mission of inserting the promotional film of Mengtang Country in the TV series, and returned from the restaurant downstairs.
Seeing this little thing that is similar in size to itself, it flew over curiously and looked at it: "Oh, so cute~~Little pink, let's be friends~~^^"
"Hahhhhhhhhhhh! Zoukai! Don't come close to me! (╰^╯)" Strawberry Jelly let out a threatening cry, turned around and landed on Su Potian's shoulder, stretched out two pointed forelimbs to cover it. Face: "Cuckoo! Tangtang only belongs to Potian~~wuli Potian is always hot and handsome~~~(*'艸`*)"
The enthusiastic show of favor was so brutally rejected, Guangnao couldn't help but look up to the sky, and shed two lines of lasagna tears of humiliation.
"Can I pet you?" Su Fang became curious for a moment, wanting to see how he would react when he said that.
Unexpectedly, the strawberry jelly candy came to his hand obediently: "Cuckoo, blah blah! You are a rabbit! (*^^*)"
Guangnao was even more angry: "Don't open your mouth and say 'Potiantu' and 'Potiansirui', my queen is 'Mu Fangwan'!"
"I'm not wrong!" Strawberry Jelly bulged, "Without Wuli Potian, there would be no him, he is Potutu!"
"Your family is just a long-range one, hiding behind and shooting cold arrows. My wooden square is for close combat! Where the enemy is, you can carry it there! Have you played a dungeon? Melee tanks or long-range dps, which is more important? Do I have to say it?"
"Mouth!!" Strawberry Jelly's body doubled in an instant, like a balloon that was about to burst, "Tell me, how high is your Mufang's damage output? Wuli only needs one shot, The damage output is off the charts! Wuli is the best, the best!"
"My wooden square!!!"
"wuli breaks the sky!!! (≥Д≤)"
……
The two spheres began to fight into various unimaginable shapes, twisting each other to the point of grabbing each other's hair with their toes.
"Tangtang, come back, don't mess around."
As soon as Su Potian called out, Strawberry Jelly immediately stopped the fight, fell back to his shoulders covered in bandages, and rubbed his face lightly: "Hey! Wuli Potian is the best, the best!" It looks like Su Potian has been wronged and needs its comfort.
Su Potian touched the top of its head like a dog's neck hair, and explained to Su Fang apologetically: "Sorry, although it has a bit of a temper, it is actually very caring. During the 1000 years of retreat, I was fortunate to have it with me. Communicate with me through dreams, so I am not so lonely. The dreams it creates are very interesting, and you can try it tonight."
At this time, the faintly audible sound of the TV in the restaurant disappeared.Su's father and Su's mother live a very regular life. They start watching TV series at eight o'clock in the evening and go to bed on time at 10:30.
Su Fang opened the door and listened, "They should have gone to sleep."
"Tangtang." Su Potian hooked his fingers, "It's your job."
In a blink of an eye, Strawberry Jelly has forgotten the unhappiness just now, and flew up again, screaming and screaming: "Don't worry, leave it to me~~~(*^^*)"
It dances lightly in the air, creating a magical atmosphere like pink sugar in the room: "Sprinkle sugar~~sprinkle sugar~~nightmare run away~~~good dreams are long and long~~~"
Tonight, everyone sleeping in this house will have a long dream, which represents a wish in everyone's heart.
In the name of "There are still important things to do tomorrow", Su Potian and Caitang stayed overnight very rudely.There were four people squeezed into Su Fang's double bed, which looked like a big bunk in a dormitory.
Before going to bed, Su Potian took off the Luan bow on his back and hung it on the head of the bed.Su Fang noticed that the bowstring was empty, and the magic arrow "Breaking the Sky" was not brought.
"Where's your arrow?"
Su Potian glanced at the bowstring and patted his head: "Oh, I threw it at home. After using it, I forgot to put it back."
"You used it again?" Su Fang was surprised.As soon as the breaking sky comes out, there must be a monster appearing in the world. "Could it be that Mengtang Country is not peaceful again?"
"No. Yesterday when I was making vegetable soup for breakfast, the briquette stove at home was blocked, so I just used it to clean up the slag."
"...Breakfast? A briquette stove?"
"Yes." Su Potian scratched his hair angrily, "I forgot to pay the gas bill, so I had to light the stove for cooking this month. Although we are half human and half soul, we still have to pursue the quality of life. Guarantee at least the basic standard of 'one day, three meals' every day."
Su Fang: "..." The point is not here, it's "Breaking the Sky", okay?That is a legendary god-level weapon, can you old man stop using it as a cleaning rod casually?
Su Fang was full of curiosity about "The Breaking Dysprosium".Not long ago, when Su Potian took action to solve the "Soul of Desire", he saw the real thing with his own eyes.But firstly, it was a little far away, and secondly, the arrows were full of enchanting effects, which was dazzling, and it was hard to see what the arrows looked like.
Thinking about it this way, I couldn't help but brought it up: "Is it okay to let me have a look at 'Breakthrough Dysprosium' in the future? I want to know what its entity looks like."
"It's easy!" Su Potian agreed generously, "We don't distinguish between each other. If you want to watch it, you can do it now."
"Please wait a moment." Su Fang remained emotionally stable, "What are you taking off your pants for?"
"Didn't you want to watch 'Broken Dysprosium'?"
"…………"
"Have you never been on the exclusive forum for me and Caitang?" Su Potian was quite disappointed, "What a pity. There are two popular posts in the irrigation area, which have been on the homepage for many years."
"I've seen it." Su Fang took a deep breath.He had indeed seen those two posts, one of which claimed that the truth of Po Tian Zhi Dy was actually Su Po Tian's XX.At that time, he also imagined that if Su Potian saw it himself, he might die of anger.
For a moment, Su Fang's mind flashed, and he thought of a terrible possibility: "Could it be...that post, you posted it yourself?!"
"How is that possible." Su Potian said in awe, "I was under the curse of silence at that time, and I couldn't post messages on the Internet." He paused, "So, I asked Caitang to register a vest and post for me. "
"........."
"By the way, don't you really want to watch it?" In a blink of an eye, Su Potian was left with only his underpants.
"Thank you." Su Fang declined indifferently, "I have mine too."
"Oh. Good night then." Su Potian covered the quilt.
Su Fang looked up at the ceiling feebly.Vegetable soup is really good. Some people are male gods when they talk little, but they are hooligans when they talk too much.
No, strictly speaking, this is actually not Su Potian's problem.
Su Fang suddenly had a very deep feeling in his heart. This kind of feeling or conjecture has been born since he met the Supreme Emperor and his wife, and it has been finally confirmed today.
——In Mengtang Country, there is indeed some kind of mysterious curse.
This curse comes from some kind of evil upper-level existence, not only above every Tang countryman, but also above monsters like "Soul of Desire".Even Su Potian, who is as powerful as a god, is also helpless in the face of this mysterious curse.
Yes!That curse is...
As long as you stay in Mengtang Country for a long time, brain!bag!At once!meeting!take off!Wire!ah!
……
As the night darkened, the whispering voices of Su Potian and Caitang stopped, and the surroundings became silent.
But Brodo lost sleep, tossing and turning in Su Fang's arms, excited and looking forward to it.
——I wonder what kind of dream I will have tonight?
That must be related to Su Fang.
Reminiscing about the experiences of the two people from their acquaintance to the present, every bit of it is so satisfying that there is nothing to say.If I have to say it, there is only one small regret that is not a regret.
Hehehe... It would be great if I could try that once...
No, even just taking a look at such and such a Su Fang is enough... (¤皮¤)☆
If I fall asleep now, I will definitely have such a good dream.But no matter how hard Brodo closed his eyes and counted the sheep, he just couldn't get sleepy.
Being depressed, Su Fang beside him suddenly opened his eyes, and whispered with a smile: "Can't you sleep?"
"Huh?" Brodo was surprised, "Why are you awake, my husband?"
"Shhh." Su Fang raised his index finger to cover his lips, and narrowed his eyes.
Su Fang's eyes are very beautiful, the corners of the eyes are slightly raised, elegant and cunning like a cat.Now this pair of beautiful cat eyes reveals a kind of softness that rarely appears in ordinary times.
Brodot was a little confused.When did my husband become so seductive in cultivation?
During the silence, Su Fang had already lifted the quilt and got out of bed.He was still wearing the old white shirt as pajamas, and from the half-open collar exuded a scent mixed with body temperature. It was still his usual woody eau de toilette, and it smelled crisp and tender at this moment.
"Come here." Su Fang stood in front of a door, looked back slightly, and waved to Brodo.
Brodo's heart was beating wildly, he stood up uncontrollably, and walked towards the door.He knew it was the door to the bathroom.
The bathroom was filled with mist, and Su Fang's eyes were also stained with the color of water.He took the lead in lying down in the primordial soup in the tub, took off his shirt, and slowly stretched out his hand to Brodeau, saying, "...Honey, wake up."
...Hmmmmm? ? ?
Is this line a bit off?Shouldn't it be "please eat me"?
"Wake up, it's time to get up and have breakfast."
His Majesty the Emperor blinked and blinked again.The sight of the bathroom dissipated.
The sky did not know when it was already bright.Under the quilt next door, Vegetable Tang was twisting and stretching: "Good morning~~ I slept so comfortably~~(ㄚ ̄︶ ̄)ㄚ"
Su Potian also woke up, and asked with a smile while holding his chin: "Good morning. Did you have a good dream?"
"Hmm! (≥︶≤)" Cai Tang looked satisfied, "I succeeded in counterattack again!"
"It's really good, please continue to work hard, Your Majesty. Of course, it's still in a dream." Su Potian smiled, as if such conversations had happened many times between him and Cai Tang.
When his mind was fully awake, Brodeau was immediately depressed.
Ahhh, it really is a dream!
Ahhh, such and such a husband can only be seen in dreams! (〒▽〒)
Su Fang stared at him twice, and said earnestly: "Your Majesty, it's fine to have that colorful dream once in a while, don't obsess over it."
Brodo's face paled in shock: "Why do you know what I dreamed?"
Su Fang sighed, "Of course I know your little thoughts."
"囧rz..." Brodo seemed to have really done something bad and was caught, and wanted to bury his head in his ass.With a flash of thought, he quickly grabbed Su Fang: "Honey, what did you dream about last night?"
"That's the top secret." Su Fang raised his eyebrows, and the words he said were decisive, leaving no room for negotiation.
Next, no matter how hard Brodo tried to coerce and lure him, he didn't tell his dream.
A sumptuous breakfast was set up in the dining room, and all kinds of delicate snacks, vegetables and fruits were served on thin white and shiny porcelain plates.The Su family attaches great importance to the quality of breakfast, and has insisted on "eat breakfast like an emperor" for many years.
The air is still filled with a very faint pink mist of sugar, and the clear sunlight slanting into the room seems to have turned into a strawberry smoothie in a glass.However, Father Su and Mother Su couldn't see the color of the sugar mist.
While drinking lotus seed porridge, Su Fang suddenly pretended to mention it unintentionally: "By the way, there is a strange thing. The two of us had the same dream last night. We dreamed that we went to a certain place." Describe the scene of Tang country.
Su's father and Su's mother looked at each other, "You also had this dream?"
"What's wrong?" Su Fang pretended to be confused.
Father Su couldn't help shaking his head: "Interesting. Our whole family actually had exactly the same dream."
"Yeah, it's exact, it's really weird. But then again, it's really beautiful there." Su's mother's eyes flashed with a light of infinite yearning, "I remember every flower and grass clearly. It's as if I've actually been there."
She has been to many tourist destinations at home and abroad, but compared with the scene in her dream, all of them pale in comparison.
"If only there was such a place." Mother Su sighed full of regret, "Even if it is far away, I must go and see it."
Su Fang and Brodo secretly exchanged glances: the subtle magic is already working.
From this day on, Su's father and Su's mother would dream of that country every night, each time becoming more real and wonderful.
Not only that, Su's mother was also completely fascinated by the large group of cute dumplings in the dream.Perhaps it is because cute things will always inspire the strongest maternal love in women, and she feels that those little guys are like her own children.After a long time, I couldn't help but think every day: "It would be great if I could bring one back to raise."
Seeing that the fire was almost ready, one day when he was having dinner with his parents, Su Fang uttered the predetermined lines-"Actually, that place is real, I have been there."
"How is that possible." Father Su put down the TV remote control, "It was just a dream."
In fact, under Su Potian's powerful "subtle" magic, Su's father has already accepted this concept in his subconscious mind: that is a place that does exist, and it is on an alien planet.
Although I believed it in my heart, human reason is a very stubborn thing after all, especially in front of my son, I still have to deny it verbally.
Su Fang didn't insist either, and ate in silence.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Su's father became anxious: "How can you be like this? You can't finish talking! When did you go there? Tell me!"
"When I married him." Su Fang bent down, and brought out a shy and cute dumpling from under the table - it was naturally His Majesty the Emperor who had been hiding there early in the morning, waiting for an opportunity.
"..." Su's father gripped the chopsticks tightly, and looked at Su's mother, whose mouth was opened into an O shape, "Honey, I seem to have seen something extraordinary."
……
After that, things went very smoothly.
After a lot of trouble, Su's father and Su's mother moved into Minestra's palace.
Needless to say, Su's father and Su's mother were shocked by the beauty and wealth of Mengtang.There is the clearest sky and blue waters here, and the ice lake in the snow-capped mountains of the Swiss Alps is also incomparable.There are fantastic works of art here, and the collections of the Louvre and the British Museum are not as good as eleven.
Needless to say, the country of Mengtang is once again in a state of excitement.The glutinous rice balls lined the road to welcome, and the scene was even more lively than when the emperor and queen were married.
Seeing this, Mother Su, who was sitting in the sightseeing car, was overwhelmed with surprise—the streets are full of cute things!Not one by one, but in groups!
Unable to hold back, Mother Su got out of the car, hugged the nearest little glutinous rice balls in her arms in a standard baby-holding position, and teased: "Hey, how old are you?"
"I'm 28 years old this year! (* ̄︶ ̄*)" Xiao Tangyuan opened her small mouth that was changing her baby teeth, showing an innocent smile.
"..." Mother Su decided to act as if she hadn't heard anything.
The glutinous rice balls have never seen the existence of "motherhood", and they were conquered in an instant, like a group of cubs who finally found their mothers, rushing in a neat square line:
"(づ.●ω●.)づ oh oh oh oh! I want a hug! I want a hug!"
When she finally arrived at the palace, Mother Sum was too tired to lift her arms, so that when she saw the gift Brodo gave her—the diamond planet weighing more than 300 earths, she didn't feel much.
From then on, Su's father and Su's mother began to settle down in Mengtang Country.However, it was after the birth of the little meatball that they fully accepted these incredible experiences.
[Special episode [-]] The name of the little meatball
When the timing was right, Su Fang and Brodo used "Mushroom Soup" once.
After a night of hard work, a big chubby mushroom grew out of the original soup, and a small white dough ball slept inside.
When Su's father and Su's mother saw this child, they were overjoyed.There is no need to verify the blood relationship, it is clear at a glance that he looks almost exactly like Su Fang when he was a baby, and he is even cuter.
In this way, Su's father and Su's mother's last worry disappeared, and they happily traveled in Mengtang Guolv, made soup for prolonging life and longevity, and lived a comfortable life.
Once the little prince was born, he would be taken care of by the court nurses, and Su Fang and Broduo didn't have to do anything.
But on the issue of naming, the two were worried.
They all felt that the little meatball should be given a name with both Chinese and Tang country characteristics.But what kind of name meets the requirements, the two are a little uncertain.
At the critical moment, the Privy Councilor stepped forward and vowed to give the little prince a high-end, foreign-style, good name that combines Chinese and Chinese.
After a period of time, the Privy Councilor came up with the final plan, which was neatly written in Chinese on a piece of paper-sized silk sandalwood board, and presented to Her Majesty the Empress after three smokes and three baths.
Su Fang picked it up and looked at it: "Is this the name you finally settled on?"
"Yes!" The Privy Councilor puffed up his chest, "Please allow me to explain it to you in detail!"
Pointing to the words on the board one by one, he explained:
"As you can see, there are four parts to this noble name.
"The first part is the given name, consisting of your surname plus His Majesty's first name.
"The second part is several sacred and spicy things from my Dameng Tang Kingdom. Xin and Xin are homonyms, implying that His Majesty the Prince will get rid of the old and welcome the new in the future, and make great achievements.
"The third part is the name of His Majesty's teacher and the name of His Majesty's ancestors. This represents the two fine traditions of my Damengtang Kingdom: respecting teachers and respecting the way, and not forgetting the ancestors.
"I don't need to talk about the last part. It is the traditional surname of the royal family of Damengtang Kingdom, and the aura of dominance leaks out of the table."
After the introduction, the Privy Councilor looked at the noble name with self-admiration:
Su Meat·Garlic Mustard and Chopped Pepper·Fish Vegetable·Chowder Soup
Su Fang propped his chin and pondered for a moment, "Aiqing, I believe this is indeed a good name in Mengtang Country. But I told you before that this child will live in China in the future, and I hope his name also conforms to Chinese customs. "
"Oh! I have carefully investigated the naming customs in China!" The Privy Councilor puffed up his chest even more vigorously, "To tell you the truth, I have visited many high-end places in China. Once I entered those magnificent buildings, I felt Someone in uniform showed me a beautiful list, and it's full of such elegant names!"
Su Fang held his forehead speechlessly.The place you entered is a restaurant, and what they show you is not a list but a menu, okay?
After spending some time, Su Fang briefly explained Chinese names to the privy ministers, and then asked: "Ai Qing, what do you think the students will think if he studies in a Chinese school with such a name? "
"Hmm..." The Privy Councilor raised his head and thought for a while, "They will think: This is really wonderful, it's really too noble! (@▽@)☆"
After beating the privy ministers into balls and throwing them out, Su Fang tried to ask Brodeau, "Your Majesty, what do you think?"
As expected, His Majesty the Emperor thought—"This name is very good!"
In desperation, Su Fang had to rely on his own efforts to discuss with his parents.
Unfortunately, however, he's also a nominee himself, and the attribute runs in the family.
For example, the origin of his name is extremely simple: his father's surname is Su's mother's surname Fang, and his generation is of wooden characters, so he made up a name like this.
Are we going to repeat the old trick now?
Su's father looked bitterly, and looked at Brick's thick Ci Hai: "This generation is a generation of jade characters, or... called 'Su Qiu'? Isn't a ball similar to a dumpling?"
Su Fang: "...Dad, please stop making trouble!"
"Who's making trouble! I'm not talking about kicking balls." Father Su pointed to the entry on the page, "Here, here's an explanation. Ball: Meiyu. "Book·Yugong": Jue Gong is only ball."
Su Fang cast an unceremonious look at his father: "Do you think I'm stupid? Who said 'balls are similar to dumplings' just now? When you said this, didn't you think about kicking balls?"
"..." Father Su justified his grievances, and looked through Ci Hai again in pain, and finally kicked the ball back to his son ruthlessly: "You name the dumplings you make yourself."
So it was Su Fang who looked at the brick-thick Ci Hai with a bitter face.
Unexpectedly, the name "Su Qiu" seems to be poisonous. Once it enters the mind, it can't be lingered, and the more you think about it, the more suitable it becomes: not only does it coincide with Tuanzi in shape, it means reunion, and it is homonymous. The meaning of is also quite good - the abbreviated form of "Yaotiao Suzi, lady (or gentleman) is good".
After solemnly writing down the word "Su Qiu", Su Fang asked Brodo again: "Your Majesty, what do you think?"
The author has something to say: [↑Continued from above↑]
His Majesty's answer was the same as before: "This name is very good! It would be even better if I added another word representing me!" He swiped a pen and added a word in the middle, "Look, isn't it more natural now? Is the Chinese soup combined?"
"..." Su Fang decided to give up all the struggle, Eggy said: "Okay, let's settle it like this. However, I have one request."
"What request? (=●ω●=)"
"If he asks who got the name in the future, please tell him it's you and my dad. I don't want to be involved in revenge incidents."
The naming event is now happy ending, except for one person: the owner of this new name.
In the nursery, the newborn little prince of Mengtang Kingdom didn't know that he would live in a terrifying nightmare from now on——
"My name is Su Rouqiu". (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)
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Su Potian opened his lips slightly, and a round ball slowly spun out of his mouth in the air.It looks like strawberry jelly, translucent pink with a thin layer of frosting, sour and sweet at first glance.
Su Potian stretched out his index finger, and the strawberry jelly ball hovered on his fingertips, turning around and slowly getting bigger.When it finally stopped, its body shape was almost the same as that of the light brain.
"Heh~~" it yawned, its round eyes looked around sleepily, the moment it saw Su Potian, it narrowed again: "Cuckoo! Potian, Su! (*^^ *)"
Su Fang speculates that this sound may express happiness, which is the same as the "Yiyo Yiyo" of Tang people.
Su Potian introduced: "It's called Tangtang, and it's my pet. Go, Tangtang, say hello."
After hearing his words, the strawberry jelly goblin flew up and made a figure eight circle around Su Fang and Brodo: "Chu chu chu gou! Tangtang is a little goblin who breaks the sky, and Tangtang will listen to what the sky says~ (*^^*)”
It suddenly stopped in front of Su Fang, "Wow! Your face is copied from Wuli Potian! (*@ο@*)"
"Tangtang, don't be rude." Su Potian stopped him softly, "He was reincarnated from another part of my soul, so of course he looks like me."
Strawberry Jelly turned to look at its owner, and then at Su Fang, "Chu Gu Chu Gu! Tangtang understands! You were created by the mitosis of Po Tian's soul! You are Po Tiantu! (*^^*)"
"..." Su Fang is not sure whether the soul can undergo mitosis like a cell.
The closed curtain suddenly bulged a bag, and the light brain drilled out.It completed the secret mission of inserting the promotional film of Mengtang Country in the TV series, and returned from the restaurant downstairs.
Seeing this little thing that is similar in size to itself, it flew over curiously and looked at it: "Oh, so cute~~Little pink, let's be friends~~^^"
"Hahhhhhhhhhhh! Zoukai! Don't come close to me! (╰^╯)" Strawberry Jelly let out a threatening cry, turned around and landed on Su Potian's shoulder, stretched out two pointed forelimbs to cover it. Face: "Cuckoo! Tangtang only belongs to Potian~~wuli Potian is always hot and handsome~~~(*'艸`*)"
The enthusiastic show of favor was so brutally rejected, Guangnao couldn't help but look up to the sky, and shed two lines of lasagna tears of humiliation.
"Can I pet you?" Su Fang became curious for a moment, wanting to see how he would react when he said that.
Unexpectedly, the strawberry jelly candy came to his hand obediently: "Cuckoo, blah blah! You are a rabbit! (*^^*)"
Guangnao was even more angry: "Don't open your mouth and say 'Potiantu' and 'Potiansirui', my queen is 'Mu Fangwan'!"
"I'm not wrong!" Strawberry Jelly bulged, "Without Wuli Potian, there would be no him, he is Potutu!"
"Your family is just a long-range one, hiding behind and shooting cold arrows. My wooden square is for close combat! Where the enemy is, you can carry it there! Have you played a dungeon? Melee tanks or long-range dps, which is more important? Do I have to say it?"
"Mouth!!" Strawberry Jelly's body doubled in an instant, like a balloon that was about to burst, "Tell me, how high is your Mufang's damage output? Wuli only needs one shot, The damage output is off the charts! Wuli is the best, the best!"
"My wooden square!!!"
"wuli breaks the sky!!! (≥Д≤)"
……
The two spheres began to fight into various unimaginable shapes, twisting each other to the point of grabbing each other's hair with their toes.
"Tangtang, come back, don't mess around."
As soon as Su Potian called out, Strawberry Jelly immediately stopped the fight, fell back to his shoulders covered in bandages, and rubbed his face lightly: "Hey! Wuli Potian is the best, the best!" It looks like Su Potian has been wronged and needs its comfort.
Su Potian touched the top of its head like a dog's neck hair, and explained to Su Fang apologetically: "Sorry, although it has a bit of a temper, it is actually very caring. During the 1000 years of retreat, I was fortunate to have it with me. Communicate with me through dreams, so I am not so lonely. The dreams it creates are very interesting, and you can try it tonight."
At this time, the faintly audible sound of the TV in the restaurant disappeared.Su's father and Su's mother live a very regular life. They start watching TV series at eight o'clock in the evening and go to bed on time at 10:30.
Su Fang opened the door and listened, "They should have gone to sleep."
"Tangtang." Su Potian hooked his fingers, "It's your job."
In a blink of an eye, Strawberry Jelly has forgotten the unhappiness just now, and flew up again, screaming and screaming: "Don't worry, leave it to me~~~(*^^*)"
It dances lightly in the air, creating a magical atmosphere like pink sugar in the room: "Sprinkle sugar~~sprinkle sugar~~nightmare run away~~~good dreams are long and long~~~"
Tonight, everyone sleeping in this house will have a long dream, which represents a wish in everyone's heart.
In the name of "There are still important things to do tomorrow", Su Potian and Caitang stayed overnight very rudely.There were four people squeezed into Su Fang's double bed, which looked like a big bunk in a dormitory.
Before going to bed, Su Potian took off the Luan bow on his back and hung it on the head of the bed.Su Fang noticed that the bowstring was empty, and the magic arrow "Breaking the Sky" was not brought.
"Where's your arrow?"
Su Potian glanced at the bowstring and patted his head: "Oh, I threw it at home. After using it, I forgot to put it back."
"You used it again?" Su Fang was surprised.As soon as the breaking sky comes out, there must be a monster appearing in the world. "Could it be that Mengtang Country is not peaceful again?"
"No. Yesterday when I was making vegetable soup for breakfast, the briquette stove at home was blocked, so I just used it to clean up the slag."
"...Breakfast? A briquette stove?"
"Yes." Su Potian scratched his hair angrily, "I forgot to pay the gas bill, so I had to light the stove for cooking this month. Although we are half human and half soul, we still have to pursue the quality of life. Guarantee at least the basic standard of 'one day, three meals' every day."
Su Fang: "..." The point is not here, it's "Breaking the Sky", okay?That is a legendary god-level weapon, can you old man stop using it as a cleaning rod casually?
Su Fang was full of curiosity about "The Breaking Dysprosium".Not long ago, when Su Potian took action to solve the "Soul of Desire", he saw the real thing with his own eyes.But firstly, it was a little far away, and secondly, the arrows were full of enchanting effects, which was dazzling, and it was hard to see what the arrows looked like.
Thinking about it this way, I couldn't help but brought it up: "Is it okay to let me have a look at 'Breakthrough Dysprosium' in the future? I want to know what its entity looks like."
"It's easy!" Su Potian agreed generously, "We don't distinguish between each other. If you want to watch it, you can do it now."
"Please wait a moment." Su Fang remained emotionally stable, "What are you taking off your pants for?"
"Didn't you want to watch 'Broken Dysprosium'?"
"…………"
"Have you never been on the exclusive forum for me and Caitang?" Su Potian was quite disappointed, "What a pity. There are two popular posts in the irrigation area, which have been on the homepage for many years."
"I've seen it." Su Fang took a deep breath.He had indeed seen those two posts, one of which claimed that the truth of Po Tian Zhi Dy was actually Su Po Tian's XX.At that time, he also imagined that if Su Potian saw it himself, he might die of anger.
For a moment, Su Fang's mind flashed, and he thought of a terrible possibility: "Could it be...that post, you posted it yourself?!"
"How is that possible." Su Potian said in awe, "I was under the curse of silence at that time, and I couldn't post messages on the Internet." He paused, "So, I asked Caitang to register a vest and post for me. "
"........."
"By the way, don't you really want to watch it?" In a blink of an eye, Su Potian was left with only his underpants.
"Thank you." Su Fang declined indifferently, "I have mine too."
"Oh. Good night then." Su Potian covered the quilt.
Su Fang looked up at the ceiling feebly.Vegetable soup is really good. Some people are male gods when they talk little, but they are hooligans when they talk too much.
No, strictly speaking, this is actually not Su Potian's problem.
Su Fang suddenly had a very deep feeling in his heart. This kind of feeling or conjecture has been born since he met the Supreme Emperor and his wife, and it has been finally confirmed today.
——In Mengtang Country, there is indeed some kind of mysterious curse.
This curse comes from some kind of evil upper-level existence, not only above every Tang countryman, but also above monsters like "Soul of Desire".Even Su Potian, who is as powerful as a god, is also helpless in the face of this mysterious curse.
Yes!That curse is...
As long as you stay in Mengtang Country for a long time, brain!bag!At once!meeting!take off!Wire!ah!
……
As the night darkened, the whispering voices of Su Potian and Caitang stopped, and the surroundings became silent.
But Brodo lost sleep, tossing and turning in Su Fang's arms, excited and looking forward to it.
——I wonder what kind of dream I will have tonight?
That must be related to Su Fang.
Reminiscing about the experiences of the two people from their acquaintance to the present, every bit of it is so satisfying that there is nothing to say.If I have to say it, there is only one small regret that is not a regret.
Hehehe... It would be great if I could try that once...
No, even just taking a look at such and such a Su Fang is enough... (¤皮¤)☆
If I fall asleep now, I will definitely have such a good dream.But no matter how hard Brodo closed his eyes and counted the sheep, he just couldn't get sleepy.
Being depressed, Su Fang beside him suddenly opened his eyes, and whispered with a smile: "Can't you sleep?"
"Huh?" Brodo was surprised, "Why are you awake, my husband?"
"Shhh." Su Fang raised his index finger to cover his lips, and narrowed his eyes.
Su Fang's eyes are very beautiful, the corners of the eyes are slightly raised, elegant and cunning like a cat.Now this pair of beautiful cat eyes reveals a kind of softness that rarely appears in ordinary times.
Brodot was a little confused.When did my husband become so seductive in cultivation?
During the silence, Su Fang had already lifted the quilt and got out of bed.He was still wearing the old white shirt as pajamas, and from the half-open collar exuded a scent mixed with body temperature. It was still his usual woody eau de toilette, and it smelled crisp and tender at this moment.
"Come here." Su Fang stood in front of a door, looked back slightly, and waved to Brodo.
Brodo's heart was beating wildly, he stood up uncontrollably, and walked towards the door.He knew it was the door to the bathroom.
The bathroom was filled with mist, and Su Fang's eyes were also stained with the color of water.He took the lead in lying down in the primordial soup in the tub, took off his shirt, and slowly stretched out his hand to Brodeau, saying, "...Honey, wake up."
...Hmmmmm? ? ?
Is this line a bit off?Shouldn't it be "please eat me"?
"Wake up, it's time to get up and have breakfast."
His Majesty the Emperor blinked and blinked again.The sight of the bathroom dissipated.
The sky did not know when it was already bright.Under the quilt next door, Vegetable Tang was twisting and stretching: "Good morning~~ I slept so comfortably~~(ㄚ ̄︶ ̄)ㄚ"
Su Potian also woke up, and asked with a smile while holding his chin: "Good morning. Did you have a good dream?"
"Hmm! (≥︶≤)" Cai Tang looked satisfied, "I succeeded in counterattack again!"
"It's really good, please continue to work hard, Your Majesty. Of course, it's still in a dream." Su Potian smiled, as if such conversations had happened many times between him and Cai Tang.
When his mind was fully awake, Brodeau was immediately depressed.
Ahhh, it really is a dream!
Ahhh, such and such a husband can only be seen in dreams! (〒▽〒)
Su Fang stared at him twice, and said earnestly: "Your Majesty, it's fine to have that colorful dream once in a while, don't obsess over it."
Brodo's face paled in shock: "Why do you know what I dreamed?"
Su Fang sighed, "Of course I know your little thoughts."
"囧rz..." Brodo seemed to have really done something bad and was caught, and wanted to bury his head in his ass.With a flash of thought, he quickly grabbed Su Fang: "Honey, what did you dream about last night?"
"That's the top secret." Su Fang raised his eyebrows, and the words he said were decisive, leaving no room for negotiation.
Next, no matter how hard Brodo tried to coerce and lure him, he didn't tell his dream.
A sumptuous breakfast was set up in the dining room, and all kinds of delicate snacks, vegetables and fruits were served on thin white and shiny porcelain plates.The Su family attaches great importance to the quality of breakfast, and has insisted on "eat breakfast like an emperor" for many years.
The air is still filled with a very faint pink mist of sugar, and the clear sunlight slanting into the room seems to have turned into a strawberry smoothie in a glass.However, Father Su and Mother Su couldn't see the color of the sugar mist.
While drinking lotus seed porridge, Su Fang suddenly pretended to mention it unintentionally: "By the way, there is a strange thing. The two of us had the same dream last night. We dreamed that we went to a certain place." Describe the scene of Tang country.
Su's father and Su's mother looked at each other, "You also had this dream?"
"What's wrong?" Su Fang pretended to be confused.
Father Su couldn't help shaking his head: "Interesting. Our whole family actually had exactly the same dream."
"Yeah, it's exact, it's really weird. But then again, it's really beautiful there." Su's mother's eyes flashed with a light of infinite yearning, "I remember every flower and grass clearly. It's as if I've actually been there."
She has been to many tourist destinations at home and abroad, but compared with the scene in her dream, all of them pale in comparison.
"If only there was such a place." Mother Su sighed full of regret, "Even if it is far away, I must go and see it."
Su Fang and Brodo secretly exchanged glances: the subtle magic is already working.
From this day on, Su's father and Su's mother would dream of that country every night, each time becoming more real and wonderful.
Not only that, Su's mother was also completely fascinated by the large group of cute dumplings in the dream.Perhaps it is because cute things will always inspire the strongest maternal love in women, and she feels that those little guys are like her own children.After a long time, I couldn't help but think every day: "It would be great if I could bring one back to raise."
Seeing that the fire was almost ready, one day when he was having dinner with his parents, Su Fang uttered the predetermined lines-"Actually, that place is real, I have been there."
"How is that possible." Father Su put down the TV remote control, "It was just a dream."
In fact, under Su Potian's powerful "subtle" magic, Su's father has already accepted this concept in his subconscious mind: that is a place that does exist, and it is on an alien planet.
Although I believed it in my heart, human reason is a very stubborn thing after all, especially in front of my son, I still have to deny it verbally.
Su Fang didn't insist either, and ate in silence.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Su's father became anxious: "How can you be like this? You can't finish talking! When did you go there? Tell me!"
"When I married him." Su Fang bent down, and brought out a shy and cute dumpling from under the table - it was naturally His Majesty the Emperor who had been hiding there early in the morning, waiting for an opportunity.
"..." Su's father gripped the chopsticks tightly, and looked at Su's mother, whose mouth was opened into an O shape, "Honey, I seem to have seen something extraordinary."
……
After that, things went very smoothly.
After a lot of trouble, Su's father and Su's mother moved into Minestra's palace.
Needless to say, Su's father and Su's mother were shocked by the beauty and wealth of Mengtang.There is the clearest sky and blue waters here, and the ice lake in the snow-capped mountains of the Swiss Alps is also incomparable.There are fantastic works of art here, and the collections of the Louvre and the British Museum are not as good as eleven.
Needless to say, the country of Mengtang is once again in a state of excitement.The glutinous rice balls lined the road to welcome, and the scene was even more lively than when the emperor and queen were married.
Seeing this, Mother Su, who was sitting in the sightseeing car, was overwhelmed with surprise—the streets are full of cute things!Not one by one, but in groups!
Unable to hold back, Mother Su got out of the car, hugged the nearest little glutinous rice balls in her arms in a standard baby-holding position, and teased: "Hey, how old are you?"
"I'm 28 years old this year! (* ̄︶ ̄*)" Xiao Tangyuan opened her small mouth that was changing her baby teeth, showing an innocent smile.
"..." Mother Su decided to act as if she hadn't heard anything.
The glutinous rice balls have never seen the existence of "motherhood", and they were conquered in an instant, like a group of cubs who finally found their mothers, rushing in a neat square line:
"(づ.●ω●.)づ oh oh oh oh! I want a hug! I want a hug!"
When she finally arrived at the palace, Mother Sum was too tired to lift her arms, so that when she saw the gift Brodo gave her—the diamond planet weighing more than 300 earths, she didn't feel much.
From then on, Su's father and Su's mother began to settle down in Mengtang Country.However, it was after the birth of the little meatball that they fully accepted these incredible experiences.
[Special episode [-]] The name of the little meatball
When the timing was right, Su Fang and Brodo used "Mushroom Soup" once.
After a night of hard work, a big chubby mushroom grew out of the original soup, and a small white dough ball slept inside.
When Su's father and Su's mother saw this child, they were overjoyed.There is no need to verify the blood relationship, it is clear at a glance that he looks almost exactly like Su Fang when he was a baby, and he is even cuter.
In this way, Su's father and Su's mother's last worry disappeared, and they happily traveled in Mengtang Guolv, made soup for prolonging life and longevity, and lived a comfortable life.
Once the little prince was born, he would be taken care of by the court nurses, and Su Fang and Broduo didn't have to do anything.
But on the issue of naming, the two were worried.
They all felt that the little meatball should be given a name with both Chinese and Tang country characteristics.But what kind of name meets the requirements, the two are a little uncertain.
At the critical moment, the Privy Councilor stepped forward and vowed to give the little prince a high-end, foreign-style, good name that combines Chinese and Chinese.
After a period of time, the Privy Councilor came up with the final plan, which was neatly written in Chinese on a piece of paper-sized silk sandalwood board, and presented to Her Majesty the Empress after three smokes and three baths.
Su Fang picked it up and looked at it: "Is this the name you finally settled on?"
"Yes!" The Privy Councilor puffed up his chest, "Please allow me to explain it to you in detail!"
Pointing to the words on the board one by one, he explained:
"As you can see, there are four parts to this noble name.
"The first part is the given name, consisting of your surname plus His Majesty's first name.
"The second part is several sacred and spicy things from my Dameng Tang Kingdom. Xin and Xin are homonyms, implying that His Majesty the Prince will get rid of the old and welcome the new in the future, and make great achievements.
"The third part is the name of His Majesty's teacher and the name of His Majesty's ancestors. This represents the two fine traditions of my Damengtang Kingdom: respecting teachers and respecting the way, and not forgetting the ancestors.
"I don't need to talk about the last part. It is the traditional surname of the royal family of Damengtang Kingdom, and the aura of dominance leaks out of the table."
After the introduction, the Privy Councilor looked at the noble name with self-admiration:
Su Meat·Garlic Mustard and Chopped Pepper·Fish Vegetable·Chowder Soup
Su Fang propped his chin and pondered for a moment, "Aiqing, I believe this is indeed a good name in Mengtang Country. But I told you before that this child will live in China in the future, and I hope his name also conforms to Chinese customs. "
"Oh! I have carefully investigated the naming customs in China!" The Privy Councilor puffed up his chest even more vigorously, "To tell you the truth, I have visited many high-end places in China. Once I entered those magnificent buildings, I felt Someone in uniform showed me a beautiful list, and it's full of such elegant names!"
Su Fang held his forehead speechlessly.The place you entered is a restaurant, and what they show you is not a list but a menu, okay?
After spending some time, Su Fang briefly explained Chinese names to the privy ministers, and then asked: "Ai Qing, what do you think the students will think if he studies in a Chinese school with such a name? "
"Hmm..." The Privy Councilor raised his head and thought for a while, "They will think: This is really wonderful, it's really too noble! (@▽@)☆"
After beating the privy ministers into balls and throwing them out, Su Fang tried to ask Brodeau, "Your Majesty, what do you think?"
As expected, His Majesty the Emperor thought—"This name is very good!"
In desperation, Su Fang had to rely on his own efforts to discuss with his parents.
Unfortunately, however, he's also a nominee himself, and the attribute runs in the family.
For example, the origin of his name is extremely simple: his father's surname is Su's mother's surname Fang, and his generation is of wooden characters, so he made up a name like this.
Are we going to repeat the old trick now?
Su's father looked bitterly, and looked at Brick's thick Ci Hai: "This generation is a generation of jade characters, or... called 'Su Qiu'? Isn't a ball similar to a dumpling?"
Su Fang: "...Dad, please stop making trouble!"
"Who's making trouble! I'm not talking about kicking balls." Father Su pointed to the entry on the page, "Here, here's an explanation. Ball: Meiyu. "Book·Yugong": Jue Gong is only ball."
Su Fang cast an unceremonious look at his father: "Do you think I'm stupid? Who said 'balls are similar to dumplings' just now? When you said this, didn't you think about kicking balls?"
"..." Father Su justified his grievances, and looked through Ci Hai again in pain, and finally kicked the ball back to his son ruthlessly: "You name the dumplings you make yourself."
So it was Su Fang who looked at the brick-thick Ci Hai with a bitter face.
Unexpectedly, the name "Su Qiu" seems to be poisonous. Once it enters the mind, it can't be lingered, and the more you think about it, the more suitable it becomes: not only does it coincide with Tuanzi in shape, it means reunion, and it is homonymous. The meaning of is also quite good - the abbreviated form of "Yaotiao Suzi, lady (or gentleman) is good".
After solemnly writing down the word "Su Qiu", Su Fang asked Brodo again: "Your Majesty, what do you think?"
The author has something to say: [↑Continued from above↑]
His Majesty's answer was the same as before: "This name is very good! It would be even better if I added another word representing me!" He swiped a pen and added a word in the middle, "Look, isn't it more natural now? Is the Chinese soup combined?"
"..." Su Fang decided to give up all the struggle, Eggy said: "Okay, let's settle it like this. However, I have one request."
"What request? (=●ω●=)"
"If he asks who got the name in the future, please tell him it's you and my dad. I don't want to be involved in revenge incidents."
The naming event is now happy ending, except for one person: the owner of this new name.
In the nursery, the newborn little prince of Mengtang Kingdom didn't know that he would live in a terrifying nightmare from now on——
"My name is Su Rouqiu". (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)
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"Meng Meng Soup" is all over here~~~ Thank you for your support all the time m(__)m
I'm sorry that this chapter has been delayed for so long, mainly due to physical reasons.I fell ill in the middle of writing "The Name of the Rose" last year, and I haven't fully recovered until now. The more Calvin and the more anxious the situation is, the worse it is_(:::」∠)_
The old rules, don’t say too many bad things, from now on, “no papers can’t be published” and exercise well, never let everyone keep waiting m(__)m
In the next two months, the manuscript "The Legend of the Deep Space Knight" will be saved, which is relatively long (estimated to be about 60).I will try my best to write this article this year, and I will not open other new pits for the time being, and the old pits will also be temporarily suspended.Dear friends who like the theme of Star Wars welcome to visit~~
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