Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

The imperial doctor gave Brodo a detailed physical examination, and His Majesty the Emperor is in good health.

Afterwards, in a separate small tent, Su Fang stripped off his own dumpling, and looked at it for a while.Even if there is a needle hole in Brodo's skin, he can find it out.

Brodo was like a big baby, obediently motionless, letting the other party pull his arms and legs and fiddle with him.Not only was he not bored, but he also looked satisfied.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~I feel loved! (≡w≡)☆

After confirming that His Majesty was unharmed, Su Fang breathed a sigh of relief, held him tightly in his arms and patted him gently: "I'm really scared to death by you."

"I'm sorry to make you worry. (*￣︶￣*)" Brodo held Su Fang's face, and gave two sweet kisses.

Lost and found again, better than newlywed than Xiaobie.In the quiet late night, with the ambiguous lights and shadows, the atmosphere is just right.Each other's desires are gradually rising, but...

Brodo lowered his head, biubiubiu tugged at his round body, extremely frustrated: "There is no primordial soup."

This time they are visiting privately in microservices, keeping everything simple and not bringing a collapsible bathtub.It will be very difficult to operate if it cannot return to its normal form.

"It's okay, I'll just hug you for a while." Su Fang moved his body impatiently, diverting his attention with other topics: "What kind of person did you see Su Potian?"

"He... um... he looks very much like you. He even smells the same." Brodo buried his face in Su Fang's chest, twirling the tip of his small nose, sniffing the fragrance of his body. "By the way, I saw his 'Breakthrough Dysprosium', it's so long!"

Excitedly, Brodo stretched out his two short arms, gesticulating vigorously:

"How long is this~~~! ←(///▽///)→"

Thanks to a certain post, Su Fang couldn't help but swapped "Potian Zhidy" and "xx" in his mind, and his brows twitched.

Brodo continued: "And he is very gentle, cutting vegetables and cooking soup in the kitchen with a bow and arrow on his back." That look is so sexy, he is really a model husband who can be on the battlefield and in the kitchen off.Back then, Emperor Cai Tang must have had a very happy time.

Of course, my husband is also very sexy.

Brodo moaned secretly: When I return to the palace, I must make my husband dress like that and cook for me.Well, the fabric could use a little less, the pectorals would be half-concealed, the abs would be more visible, and…

Tuyan~~~ I can't hold back just thinking about it! (*/︶≤*)

Seeing his pink appearance, Su Fang swallowed the complaints on the tip of his tongue - he is still carrying a bow and arrow while cooking, it's really pretending to be limitless. -_-

He didn't hold any ill feeling towards Su Potian, but for some reason, he just had a subtle urge to complain.

To use an inappropriate analogy, it's like a mature person who can't help feeling sour when he looks back on his youthful middle and second years.

He couldn't help lowering his head, and bit Brodeau's shoulder hard: "If you talk about him again, I'm really going to get jealous."

"You asked first." Brodo blinked his eyes, "You haven't told me yet, why do you know that I have met him?"

Su Fang briefly described the phantom incident.Broduo pondered for a while, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Could it be the vegetable soup?"

His logic is very simple and crude: if Brodo will attract Su Potian, then in turn, Su Fang, who looks the same as Su Potian, may also attract Caitang.

Maybe Caitang just sneaked in, hoping to get a glimpse of Su Fang's appearance.It turned out that the Supreme Emperor was speaking ill of Su Potian, so Cai Tang got angry and punished him a little.With Emperor Caitang's magic cultivation, illusions of that level are easy to do, even simpler than projecting holographic images with a projector.

"So... are the souls of those two people still wandering on this planet? But they can't see each other, they can only miss each other forever, looking for faces similar to each other life after life..."

Brodo was moved to tears again by his black hole-like brain hole, and felt that the little heart was about to be unable to bear such a deep sadomasochism.

"Don't just talk nonsense!"

"It's not nonsense, it's generally like this in comics and online articles. =w=" Brodo defended unconvinced.

Su Fang looked sideways: "Didn't you read all the eighth letter series? The whole story is in h, so how can there be extra space for abuse?"

"No! There are innocent ones too! (ㄚ///△///)ㄚヾ" Brodo hurriedly explained, "For example, I have been chasing an article on the Internet. The plot is like this: Su Potian sacrificed his life to save Emperor Cai Tang. Cai Tang was obsessed with obsession due to excessive thoughts, and turned into Su Potian, but forgot his own existence. That article has written more than 1000 million words, and it is still It's being serialized, so watch it! Would you like me to give it to you?" He flicked a light screen, ready to log into the account of a certain literature website.

"I'll talk about the web articles later! =_=" Su Fang snapped off the page, "I don't think things are as you said, and I don't think Su Potian is a soul. He feels too much like a living creature to me. people."

"why?"

"Didn't you say that there are bedrooms and a kitchen in that room, and there are stoves and ingredients in the kitchen. Does a place where souls live need so many daily necessities?"

"I don't need it? ＠_＠" Brodo was puzzled, "I have never been a soul, and I haven't encountered any other souls except the 'Soul of Desire', so I don't know very well."

"..." Su Fang held his forehead.However, it was difficult to refute these seemingly nonsensical words for a while. Indeed, he did not dare to assert what a soul's standard of living should look like.

He had no choice but to back down, "Well, even if he needs it, where would he get those things? He can't go to the mall, so should he steal them?"

But Brodeau easily resolved this problem: "This is easy, you can shop online!"

The empire's free wifi signal can cover most of the inhabited planets in the galaxy, and no physical host is required. Anyone can drag out a floating light screen to surf the Internet anytime, anywhere.As for money, Su Potian was a queen at any rate, so he must have some savings, which should be more than enough to buy some daily necessities.

Su Fang felt that his head was a little big, "...as a soul, can I still shop online?"

"Yes, yes, the laws of the empire do not stipulate that souls are prohibited from surfing the Internet." Brodo nodded with certainty, "Isn't there a saying that what is not explicitly prohibited by the law is a tacit permission."

"..." This is true, but why is there a strong rush of "talking nonsense in a serious manner"? ?

Brodo was still trembling: "Look, the 'Soul of Desire' is also a soul, and it was sealed, but I didn't deprive it of the right to go online."

"...I'm sorry, I made a mistake." Su Fang turned his head away with a serious face, "I often forget that your country's painting style is different."

Brodo held his chin, thoughtful: "Speaking of which, I haven't reviewed what it bought this month. —— Optical Brain!"

The light brain quickly floated in from outside the tent: "Your Majesty, the online shopping consumption records of "Soul of Desire" this month are as follows: 1 inflatable pillow, 1 foldable reading desk lamp, 20 boxes of removable facial tissues, 1 new issue of "Masculinity" magazine Book."

The content on the light screen turned over a page, "In addition, it also subscribed three new articles in "Pujiang Wenbo City", namely "The Overbearing Demon King Falls in Love with Me", "The Cultivation Diary of a Sick Demon Husband", "August [-], the ultimate soul that makes me want to stop and never forget."

Optical Brain looked at the data and praised, "Its subscription rate is very high, it should be following articles all the time, but there is no record of commenting-this is for sure, it has been banned | speaking. However, the amount of facial tissue is so large , I seem to understand something. Well, all in all, it seems to have a rich spiritual life.”

"I see." Brodo waved his hand, "It's none of your business here, go out."

"Yes." The light brain agreed to put away the light screen, but it didn't float away immediately, and turned back and forth on Brodo with colored eyes.Interrupted by miscellaneous incidents, Brodot's mood remained stable, and his sleek and round body returned to normal.

"That..." Guangnao swallowed his saliva, "Your Majesty, are you really not going to have a fling with the queen... To be honest, I am also a fan of Jack Su and Cai Tangdi, and I really want to see the real person restored by God Version……"

Su Fang took a quilt and covered Brodo's body: "I don't think restoring the factory settings can deal with it anymore. After returning, ask the technical department to destroy it."

"Oh oh oh oh oh! I don't dare! I know I'm wrong!" Guangnao ran away in a panic.

§§§

The next day, Su Fang came to the imperial doctor's tent early to visit the Supreme Emperor.

Ever since he was frightened that day, the Taishanghuang has been in a state of "┖(○﹃○)┚", and he is still not awake.

In normal times, it would be a happy thing for him to finally calm down.However, the hateful thing is that he only said half of what he said that day.

There was no other way, Su Fang had to turn to the Empress Dowager instead.

"Alas." The Empress Dowager sighed twice, "It's a long story."

It is indeed a long story.

In the empress dowager's difficult narrative, Su Fang roughly figured out why Su Potian was considered a traitor by the Minestra royal family.

Things start from 1000 years ago.

At that time, the supreme ruler of the empire was Minestron de Verdulai, who was later known as the King of Vegetable Soup.