Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

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On the way to the mountain camping in the flying car, Brodo held the card reader all the time, reading a bunch of newly bought comics with the posture and expression above.

Su Fang had nothing to do, so he leaned over and took a look, and was instantly ashamed by what he saw.

——The purer the appearance, the more ecstatic the heart (please fill in the content in the box yourself), the ancients are sincere and do not deceive themselves.

Unable to restrain himself, he pointed to Jack Su in the picture and asked Brodot: "This male lead who looks a lot like me is 'hmm' with someone else, don't you feel awkward at all?"

"No way!" Brodo pointed to the King of Vegetable Soup on Jack Su's body, smiling like a flower: "The picture of Vegetable Soup also looks like me, so I can easily have a sense of substitution."

……All right.

After a while, Su Fang gradually saw something: Among the books bought by Brodo, Jack Su was the one who was overwhelmed by all kinds of vegetable soup.

Su Fang wondered, picked up an optical card and looked at it carefully, only to notice that there was a cp on the cover.Although the majority of fans supported "Jack Su x Vegetable Soup Emperor", there were also quite a few who supported "Vegetable Soup Emperor x Jack Su", and Brodo chose this category.

Just like every healer has a dream of being a tank in his heart, every shou also has a dream of being a small attack in his heart.Regrettably, for the poor Emperor, this dream has no hope of coming true in reality, and his husband made it clear that he declined to counterattack.

"So, I can only fill this gap in the world of comics and seek psychological balance." Brodeau's face was full of sadness.

"..." Su Fang began to seriously consider whether he should kill His Majesty the Emperor a hundred times tonight, so as to ruthlessly wipe out the extravagant ideas of the other party.

There is a QR code on the cover, tap it with your fingertips, and a floating light screen appears in the air, entering the exclusive fan forum of Jack Su and Cai Tangdi.

Anyway, idle is idle, Su Fang strolled around the watering page.He has been learning the language and characters of Mengtang Kingdom, and he has made great progress, and he can understand it without the help of optical brain translation.

Just like the verbal swords between the different cp camps of the people on earth, the Tang people also spare no effort to maintain the sacred cp in their hearts, and even greet each other's husband when they are noisy.

Su Fang looked at a few popular posts with embarrassment, and was deeply impressed by the ability of textual research and reasoning of the majority of netizens.

The post with the highest number of hits and replies is this one:

[Subject: Jack Su can't be Gong!Not convinced to fight!

Posted by: Tang Su]

Starting from various historical materials, the post analyzed Cai Tangdi's personality, and believed that he was a very strong person, and he would definitely not be obedient.

But then, another person jumped out to refute in the next post.

[Theme: On why Jack Su must be an attack

Posted by: Su Tang

The children's shoes next door who are clamoring that Jack Su can't attack, I can refute you with only one chestnut.

Think about it, everyone, what is the name of Jack Su's most famous weapon? ——"The Dysprosium That Breaks the Sky"!

This thing has been passed down as miraculous, but people have heard of it and never seen it for thousands of years.Don't believe the one-to-one models sold in the store, they are all randomly made by the store owner himself.

Why is this thing so mysterious?

What is "heaven"?It's the emperor!

What is "dysprosium"?It's an arrow!

I don't need to say what the shape of the arrow looks like?

To sum up, what is the truth of Breaking Heaven's Dysprosium, don't you understand?It is normal that no one has seen it, because only vegetable soup can see it! 】

There are tens of thousands of replies and messages under the two posts, some are very angry and others are scolding.Su Fang couldn't help imagining that if Jack Su and Cai Tangdi were still alive, seeing such a post, he wondered whether he would be happy that he still has such a high popularity, or would he be judged by all kinds of reliable and unreliable people. The brain hole was so angry that it died.

The flying car lowered its altitude, began to land slowly, and parked in a valley.The surrounding mountains are verdant, and the lake water is as clear as blue ice crystals.

After carrying out the camping equipment, the flying car left and came back to pick them up the next day.

"Ah~~~The sun is so nice~~~(＾＾)/" The cute Taishanghuang rolled a few times on the grass and stretched himself towards the sun, "It feels so good to be close to nature~~~"

The empress dowager sat down on the ground by the lake, combed her long hair facing the bright water surface, admiring her handsome face reflected in the water like Karnassos in Greek mythology, shaking her head and sighing: "It's so beautiful."

It is better to expect pigs to climb trees than to count on these two people to work. Su Fang and Brodot started to set up the tent and picnic tableware.

Su Fang brought out some soup ingredients, but the Supreme Emperor said that there is a kind of wild mushroom in the mountains here that is very delicious, and Brodo has loved it since he was a child.This is also one of the reasons why Broduo immediately agreed when the Empress Dowager proposed to come to Susu Xing.

Broduo stayed at the camp, and the Supreme Emperor volunteered to take Su Fang to the forest to look for that kind of mushroom.

The breeze blows slightly, the trails in the forest meander, and the sun shines through the towering tall trees, casting mottled bright spots on the ground.

Mushrooms grow under the roots of trees and are completely indistinguishable from the soil, making them difficult to find.The two searched all the way, and gradually walked to the depths of the jungle, which was already far away from the camping place.

"There it is!" Taishang Huang's eyes lit up, pointing to a bunch of grass under the tree.

Su Fang walked over and carefully pushed the weeds away.A semicircular brown object appeared between the turf, like a hornet's nest.Although it looks ugly, this thing is a frequent visitor on the food list of Mengtang Country.Cut into fine mycelium, add black truffle and caviar to the soup, the taste is indescribably delicious.

Su Fang put on rubber gloves, plucked out the mushrooms with a special knife, and put them in a fresh-keeping bag.

After picking a few more, the amount was estimated to be enough for four people to feed for a day, Su Fang and the Supreme Emperor were going to turn back the same way.

A rush of sirens suddenly sounded from the waist of the Supreme Emperor.

"Not good!" The Supreme Emperor hurriedly took out the communicator.The image that appeared on the light screen surprised both of them: the empress dowager fell powerlessly on the ground not far away with her back to the camera.Brodo was nearby, with his hands and feet bound, petrified from fright.

"Ah! (///Д///)ヾ" Brodo struggled desperately and yelled, rolling all over the floor, as if trying to stand up.But the limbs are tied, and it is difficult for the round body to find balance.

Immediately, a line of big characters was printed on the screen: "The emperor is in our hands."If you want his life, you can exchange it with the queen. 』

"Husband!" Brodo rolled towards the camera, as if he wanted to say something to Su Fang, but he was pulled up by a rope and hung in the air, screaming in pain, "Ouch! (≥Д≤)ヾ"

Then, the light screen snapped shut.

"Ah~~~!!! Brodo!!!" Taishang Huang shouted heart-piercingly, rolled his eyes, and fainted to the ground.

Su Fang: "..."

The Supreme Emperor lay down for a while, but seeing no one was paying attention, he could only sit up suddenly: "Young Master! Something happened to Brodo!"

Su Fang looked at him coldly: "Don't be nervous. Brodo and the empress dowager look very similar after they've transformed, but I can still tell the difference."

"...∑(○Д○)!" The Supreme Emperor instantly petrified, "Master! I don't understand what you are talking about!"

Su Fang didn't save him any face, and directly exposed it to the end: "The empress dowager lying on the ground is a rubber dummy, right? The one who is hanging is the empress dowager, and she changed into Brodo's clothes and pretended to be him. Come and lie to me. ——No, you don’t even need to change your clothes, the clothes in Mengtang Kingdom can be changed.” He sighed, “Is it interesting to play like this?”

The trick was seen through, and the Supreme Emperor didn't know how to end it, so he had to find a way for himself: "Don't talk nonsense! Even if the person who is hanged is the Empress Dowager, isn't it worthy of your concern?"

Su Fang gave him a blank stare helplessly: "If the empress dowager is really kidnapped, of course I would be anxious. But, he and you are in collusion." Otherwise, the Supreme Emperor clearly saw the empress dowager fainted on the ground , How could it be possible to only worry about Brodot.

"...(〒▽〒)" What he said was so reasonable that the Supreme Emperor was speechless.

In the midst of resentment, the communicator suddenly rang again.

The Empress Dowager appeared on the light screen with an urgent look: "Not good!"

The Supreme Emperor was weak: "Honey, stop playing, we have been seen through."

The empress dowager became even more anxious, and jumped up to the camera: "Really!"

"Ah?!" The Supreme Emperor was dumbfounded, "You...you are not saying...Brodo was really kidnapped, right??"