Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

A few days later, in the dead of night, a spaceship that came from afar landed in the capital star's spaceport in a busy and sneaky way.

The emperor and empress dowager husband and wife who abandoned the city many years ago and went away into space, came back in despair on this dark and stormy night of the month.

Brodo sat in the hall with his long-lost father, emperor, and queen, and the whole family looked at each other in blank dismay.

With crystal tears in his eyes, the Supreme Emperor looked at his grown-up son, "Ah! Brodo, as a father..."

"Nonsense." Brodo cut him off firmly.

"...I haven't finished talking yet, okay!!" Taishang Huang was furious. The words "I miss you so much" haven't come out yet.

"Why are you stealing meat?" Brodeau asked without much enthusiasm.In fact, you don't need to think about the answer, but you have to bring up a topic.

The Supreme Emperor wiped his face sadly, "It's not your father who wants to drink broth again."

The empress dowager beside her sat silently with her skirts folded, her smile dignified and elegant like the Mona Lisa.

It's hard to live without access to ingredients, especially the empress dowager is still a typical meatless person.

The Supreme Emperor who loves his lover racked his brains to think of a way, and suddenly discovered that Mo Chou and his party were raising little meat on a certain planet.

"Soul of Desire" has recently increased its requirements for the taste of food. It is not satisfied with the barbecue, but wants to improve life by eating a little stir-fry.But buying a set of stoves and kitchen utensils online in the sealed place is too outrageous, so the players will do it for them, processing the little meat monsters into cooked food and sending them over.

Processed meat is no longer a raw material, but is classified as a dish, and Tang people can also touch it.

His Majesty the Supreme Emperor, who discovered this, was ecstatic, and immediately stole it with a hood and underwear.I had already succeeded, and I was carrying two large plates of sautéed mutton with green onions and was going to run back to make soup for my husband.Unexpectedly, halfway through the escape, he ran into a classmate of carrot soup who came to visit Mochou.

Thus, His Majesty the Supreme Emperor, who didn't stop the car, and the classmate Carrot Tang, who didn't get out of the way, had a fateful and unavoidable elastic collision.

[Slow-motion replay] The scallion-flavored mutton is slowly flying all over the sky, and the two glutinous rice balls with the same frightened expression gradually complete the "starting contact-squeezing each other-deformation-exchange speed-reverse bounce-stop motion "interaction process.

His Majesty the Supreme Emperor was arrested in this way.

"...(▔_▔╬)" Brodo supported his chin with his hands, and the tip of his handsome eyebrows couldn't stop beating uncontrollably.

"Then what do you want to do when you come back now?"

Sensing his son's bad tone, the Supreme Emperor immediately burst into tears: "Silly boy, of course it's because we miss you!"

Brodo turned around and called out: "Guards, drive them out of the city."

"Okay, okay, let me tell the truth!" The Supreme Emperor wiped his face sadly again, "The life of wandering the universe is very difficult, not as romantic as we thought, and you can't find ingredients, your father Then I got hungry and thin."

The empress dowager at the side twisted her waist silently in a very cooperative manner.

"So we want..." The Supreme Emperor rubbed his hands uneasily, watching his son's expression secretly, "I want to go back to live in the imperial city. Of course, it would be even better if you allow us to live in the phantom imperial city under the ice gone."

Brodo breathed a sigh of relief, and said quietly: "If you want to be qualified to settle there, you need to make a major contribution. ——Do you have a major contribution?"

Mr. Guangnao took the opportunity to add insult to injury, calling out the appalling achievements of the Supreme Emperor during his reign, and the shocking treasury deficit when he left office.

"Go away!!" Taishang Huang yelled at Guangnao, and then quickly put on a smiling face at his son: "(/＾＾)/Short oil, of course you have made a great contribution to your father! Otherwise, you think that Mengtang Kingdom is the greatest now The emperor, the supreme king who sealed the soul of desire, who made it?"

The empress dowager at the side silently raised her chest very cooperatively.

Brodo turned back and called again: "Guards, drive them out of the city."

"..."

After all, of course they won't be deported.

After arranging the palaces of his father and queen, Brodo returned to his bedroom, hugging a big pillow and shrinking into the quilt.

(▔︿▔) Hmph.

As if he didn't know what their plan was!

They must have heard about the fact that he married a queen from another universe.This is the rhythm that clearly intends to use his queen as a royal chef.

Brodo turned around and touched the empty bedside.Su Fang is on Earth tonight, staying at her parents' house.Although I am busy with work, I should go back to have dinner with my parents during the New Year.

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The Su family is a two-story villa built by the lake. Like other mansions in this villa area, it has a simple style of blue roof and white walls. It is neither extravagant nor ostentatious, exuding a tranquil and leisurely atmosphere like a resort.

The Su family's small building has not undergone secondary renovations since it was purchased, and its regular style is slightly monotonous. The white walls covered by green vines are a bit old, and it looks extremely unobtrusive.However, those who are familiar with housing prices in City C will know that to live alone in this area and occupy the best location with a view of the lake requires a lot of financial resources to support it.

The housekeeping aunt set up a table of home-cooked meals, and Su's father put down the newspaper and motioned for his son to move the chopsticks.

Mother Su put a bowl of pork rib soup in front of Su Fang, and suddenly asked, "I heard that there is something wrong with your company?"

Su Fang didn't want to talk about this topic at first, but when his mother mentioned it, she couldn't avoid it, so she had to answer truthfully: "It's a little troublesome, I will find a way to deal with it."

Su's father picked up a chopstick of winter bamboo shoots and fried shrimp and put it into his son's bowl, and said casually: "Your company is going to bid for that xxx project. I have an acquaintance over there, do you want to say hello?"

Su Fang hesitated for a moment, "No need."

He knew very well that what his father called "acquaintances" was a relationship of pure interest.Su's father's company is not doing very well recently, so there is no need to owe him a favor that may not be useful.The people in the shopping mall, on the surface, everyone is friendly and helpful to each other, but in reality, every time they come and go, they are counting pennies.

Su's father also understood what he understood. Both father and son ate with their heads down and said nothing, listening to the international current affairs on TV one after another.

Su's mother suddenly brought up another matter: "Xiao Fang, have you been getting along with the girl surnamed Mo introduced by your aunt recently? Why haven't you heard of it?"

"No." Su Fang replied immediately, "We are getting along, but it's not a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, it's just ordinary friends."

Mother Su frowned: "Neither the left one nor the right one, I don't know what you want."

Su's father coughed lightly: "Fucking child, you should worry less. He is not a child anymore, let him make up his own mind."

"I'm too lazy to care about it." Mother Su took a bite of the sweet and sour short ribs, and watched the TV news with a sneer: "The world is becoming more and more uneven, and one day the earth will be destroyed by nuclear weapons , What's the use of worrying so much."

Su Fang's heart suddenly moved, and he asked tentatively: "Mom and Dad, have you thought about living abroad? A change of environment is actually quite good."

Su's father shook his head: "Travel is fine, but long-term life is free. We are so old, and we don't know a foreign language, so going abroad is boring. Besides, it is not easy to deal with foreigners. The foreign businessmen I have contacted are all stupid You're so smart, you're tired."

——That's a foreigner you haven't seen before, no, an alien.

Su Fang swallowed these words together with the winter bamboo shoots and shrimps.

Suddenly, the mobile phone rang far away in the study room. It was Broduo's exclusive ringtone "Yiyo Yiyo Song".Su Fang hurriedly stood up, ignoring the eyes of her parents, ran into the study and closed the door to answer.

His Majesty's wronged round face appeared on the screen.

"Honey, I can't sleep. I'm so lonely without you here. (///⌒///)"

"Okay, I'll go back tomorrow." Su Fang suppressed a smile and lowered his voice, "Have your father and queen settled down?"

"Well! You can see them when you come! (///▽///)" Brodo's little face bloomed like a flower.

Su Fang's smile deepened: "Okay. I have a hunch that they will have a good time getting along with them." He was full of curiosity about Brodo's father and father, and wanted to see what kind of person gave birth to the soft and cute dumpling emperor.

"Hmm... that..." Brodo pursed his lips and rolled his eyes, "When can I go see your father?"

"It's the parents!" Su Fang corrected him, "Wait a little longer." His parents have always been open-minded, and it is not difficult to accept Brodot, but it does not happen overnight.

"Just wait until the Chinese New Year..." Brodo hoped to give Su Fang's parents a valuable gift before the Chinese New Year. For this reason, he consulted countless gift-giving customs of people on Earth, and was already secretly preparing for it.

Su Fang glared at him: "Why are you in a hurry, why do you have to rush before the Chinese New Year? Isn't it the same when we meet later?"

His Majesty the Emperor repeated his old tricks and overturned: "I am going to die."

"...-_,-||" There were only six words left in Su Fang's mind in an instant: ok, ok, buy, buy, buy.

"I was wrong, what are you talking about, please don't die. Is it okay?"

"Yiyo~~(*￣︶￣*)" Brodo twisted his body and sat up.

The indicator light on the bottom of the phone suddenly flashed from blue to purple, indicating that there was a new notification.

The corner of Su Fang's lips curled up: "Wait a minute, let me see something."

The video from the laptop was the monitoring screen of the community where he lived.

A young man in overalls carrying a large cardboard box knocked on the door of his downstairs neighbor.

There is no sound in the surveillance video, and Su Fang listened to their conversation from his mobile phone:

"Hello, I am the after-sales service person who contacted you before... Yes, the batch of lamps sold earlier were found to have quality problems, and our manufacturer is responsible for door-to-door replacement..."

The neighbor who didn't know the situation let the "after-sales service personnel" in, climbed up the ladder, removed the light that had just been installed not long ago, and replaced it with another one.

When leaving the community, the "after-sales service personnel" deliberately showed his face to the surveillance camera - he knew that Su Fang was watching quietly through the computer somewhere.Then he took out his phone and wrote a message to send.

That side of Su Fang's cell phone vibrated, and a text message entered, only three short words: "It has been dismantled."

Su Fang deleted the text message.He actually installed a bug on the ceiling of someone downstairs, this guy Pei Ming really has two hands.

"Husband! What's the matter?" Brodo's communication screen couldn't wait to jump out.He probably stretched his face in front of the camera, his head and eyes looked very big, and his round purple pupils filled the entire screen of the phone, as if he could see everything that happened on Su Fang's side in this way.

Su Fang smiled: "That boy Pei Ming is very obedient, he has removed the bug."

Pei Ming's move also means a kind of compromise and concession - before the balance is broken, he and Su Fang will not interfere with each other for the time being.

"I think we can live a quiet and undisturbed life for a while."