Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

Half-frozen drops of water slid from the broken container on the countertop to the floor.

The sound of every drop of water hitting the ground was like thunder in Pei Ming's tense eardrums.

He had to admit dejectedly that the opponent had completely won in terms of momentum.A hero does not suffer immediate losses, and now he can only agree to cooperate with the other party.

"Why do you want to know the secret of the 'Soul of Desire'?" Ask the first question, and use offense as defense, so as not to fall into a more passive situation.

Su Fang showed a look of "you don't need to ask": "Because I want to get its power. Don't you have the same thoughts as me?"

Not knowing whether to answer "yes" or "no", Pei Ming responded silently.

Su Fang sneered contemptuously: "Don't pretend, you are the same kind of person as I am. You have the same temperament as me, and I felt it the first time I saw you."

Knowing that the other party is using a softening strategy to turn the enemy into a friend, Pei Ming's heart was moved by this sentence.Yes, they have similar temperaments.Even a person like Pei Ming would feel a little sympathy for his kind.

"Your goals and mine don't conflict. I want to get the wealth of the Mengtang Kingdom, and so do you. I want to get magic and power, and so do you. So, why do we have to be enemies with each other?" Su Fang shrugged, "You and I are very Smart, but also very conceited of his own cleverness. You can fool the "soul of desire", and I can fool the emperor. Together, we can reap the benefits. On the contrary, it is not worthwhile for you to kill me. I am your biggest bargaining chip .”

Su Fang was eradicated, and Pei Ming basically lost the use value of "Soul of Desire".Needless to say, Pei Ming also understands this.

The hole cards were turned over by the opponent, but Pei Ming calmed down: "Tell me, your conditions."

"You tell me the secret of the 'Soul of Desire', and I will take you into the Mengtang Kingdom." Su Fang straightened his lips and looked serious, "But not now. Anyone who enters the Mengtang Kingdom needs to make an agreement with the emperor first." A magic contract, otherwise I wouldn't be able to take you in."

"The contract is..." Pei Ming struggled to swallow the next three words "what the hell", but Su Fang's impatient expression had already caught in Su Fang's eyes.

Su Fang explained: "This is also normal. You need to apply for a visa to go abroad, and of course you have to go through procedures to go to another universe."

The words are reasonable, and Pei Ming has nothing to refute, so he can only ask: "What kind of contract?"

"The form is very simple, you can make an agreement with me directly. I am the emperor's agent and have the right to perform duties on his behalf."

Su Fang took out a magic scroll that glowed with snow blue light, and opened it for Pei Ming to have a look.

The text above is the general content of the "Punishment Contract": Those who accept this contract are equivalent to voluntarily accepting the punishment runes imposed by the emperor. If they do anything detrimental to Mengtang Kingdom, they will have their memory erased and sent back permanently.

The content of the contract is completely true and there is no falsehood.Pei Ming can learn about the punishment contract through many channels, and it is useless to cheat.But Brodo integrated several other additional spells into the same scroll, and Pei Ming would also accept them while accepting the punishment runes.

Pei Ming looked at the scroll vigilantly.The soft light is like a flowing flame, burning on the paper.

He looked up at Su Fang: "Why should I trust you? Who knows if you have done strange things. Maybe if I accept it, I will be controlled by you. Do you think I am so stupid?"

"Of course you are not stupid, so you can think of a way to check and balance me yourself. I don't need to teach you." Su Fang sneered, "This is a game, and it is impossible for us to truly trust each other. What is it with It is more profitable for me to cooperate, or it is more profitable to cooperate with 'Soul of Desire', you can decide for yourself."

Pei Ming bit her lip and reached out to take the scroll, but Su Fang moved it away: "If you touch it, it is equivalent to accepting the contract. But if you don't do it voluntarily, the scroll will be burned automatically."

He put the scroll away carefully again, as if he cherished it very much. "It's not easy to cheat these things from the emperor. I don't want to waste a share. So I will give you time to consider whether you accept my conditions."

Pei Ming took the opportunity to go down the steps: "Okay, let me go back and think about it, and I'll give you an answer in three days."

Having said that, it could have ended satisfactorily.But he was unwilling to be crushed by someone, so he gritted his teeth and added: "I have one more condition: you must let me get close to the emperor."

"Oh?" Su Fang's smile froze in his eyes, "You want to see the emperor?"

Pei Ming's back felt cold.He hadn't left school and had no work experience yet, but at this moment he understood the panic of a rookie employee when he accidentally made a mistake and angered his immediate boss without a teacher.

"I advise you, don't take the emperor's idea." Su Fang paused every word, and his voice suddenly became cold, as if the cold was slowly freezing. "Stay away from him in every, every, square, and place. Otherwise, I will definitely make you regret it."

He didn't say much anymore, he opened the door with one hand, grabbed Pei Ming's collar with the other, and threw him out of the door in an extremely rude manner.

Pei Ming was stunned by the door for a few seconds, and suddenly realized that her current actions were being captured by the surveillance cameras in the corridor.He left the building in a hurry and came to the street outside before he let out the evil breath he was holding in his chest.

Take out your phone and open an interface.He has been cracking Su Fang's network with a brute-force cracking program, and calculating the time, it should be about the same time.

Several recently captured packets have been successfully parsed.After reading the content, Pei Ming's face turned pale.Su Fang sent several emails to different people, just now.There was only one attachment in the email, which was the surveillance video of the community, recording Pei Ming's entire process from entering to leaving today.These include Su Fang's "wall dong" and the last scene where Pei Ming is roughly thrown out the door.

asshole!

Pei Ming was so annoyed that she wanted to pull her hair.Anyone who watched the surveillance footage would have concluded that the two were deeply connected and had an unpleasant confrontation.

The video has been packaged and sent to many people, including a pair of eyewitnesses, Wang Xiaoqiang and Zhang Xiaoming.In this way, if something happens to Su Fang, Pei Ming will definitely become the primary suspect.Not only can he not attack Su Fang, but he must also ensure Su Fang's safety in the real world.

He was completely generalized.

After tossing and turning at home, Pei Ming turned on the computer that was usually used to contact "Soul of Desire" with a mentality similar to "talk to the boss again before quitting".

"Soul of Desire" is taking a nap while watching a passionate movie comfortably, and is a little annoyed by Pei Ming's sudden interruption: "What's the matter?"

Pei Ming suddenly got angry: "If you order others to do their job, can you do something decent yourself?"

"Ugh!" "Soul of Desire" opened his mouth and hiccupped.Through the screen, Pei Ming could smell the smell of cumin. "Didn't I say, I don't have the strength yet, and later..."

"Wait later" again.

Pei Ming felt restless.On one side is Su Fang, who has unknown risks but can get rewards immediately, and on the other side is the "soul of desire" who is relatively safe but has no rewards in sight. The balance in his mind began to gradually tilt towards the former.

"Soul of Desire" rubbed his belly and began to pick his teeth: "Speaking of which, you haven't done anything decent recently, right? Someone else has already done the raising of Xiao Rourou for you, and you're going to kill the queen." How is it going?"

Pei Ming faintly felt something was wrong. The attitude of "Soul of Desire" today is different from before.

Before he had time to think about it, he hurriedly sat down and raised his price: "I can't kill him in the real world. Either you send me to Mengtang Kingdom immediately, or you won't talk about it in the future."

"..." The eyes of "Soul of Desire" seemed to narrow slightly, and then he chuckled. "You have a tough attitude. You don't mean to betray me, do you?"

It laughed suddenly, "It is said that the people on Earth are so black-bellied, I think that's just the case. Before you use what I give you, why don't you think about whether there will be any side effects?"

"... What you gave me?" Pei Ming's mind turned, and he instantly realized what it was referring to.So far, the only thing it has given him is the two metal probes he uses to connect the game.

"That's right, it's them." The body of "Soul of Desire" is like a ball of dancing black flames, "Their real name is "Soul-absorbing Silk". Up to today, you have used them exactly one hundred times. You must still Not found, they're gone."

Pei Ming was startled, and quickly found the box where the two metal probes were stored.Open it, and it's really empty inside.

……where it goes? !He remembered clearly that after using them yesterday, he put them away by himself.

The Fengchi acupoint on the back of the neck suddenly hurt, and he couldn't help pressing it.The fingertips touched some kind of filament-like object in a trance, and then disappeared immediately.

"You don't need to look for them. After you use them a hundred times, they will be absorbed by your body." The voice of "Soul of Desire" became ethereal again, just like when Pei Ming saw it for the first time. "You can't get rid of them anymore. As long as I don't give up, they will keep absorbing your spirit and become my supply until you are exhausted. —— Sao Nian, whether you want it or not, starting today, Your body and soul are mine now."

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Su Fang returned to the palace from the hyperspace passage, and Broduo happily ran to greet him.

"Husband! Your acting skills are amazing! (///▽///)/"

He turned into a small dough ball half the height of a person, bouncing around at Su Fang's feet.

Su Fang was slightly surprised: "Why is it cute again? Your menstrual cycle has passed?" I haven't seen this guy's cute form for a long time, and I still feel a little uncomfortable for a while.

"Hmm. (*￣︶￣*)" Brodo was very happy.In any case, the most difficult opponent was temporarily stabilized, so he could rest assured.

Su Fang bent down and picked him up.

Freed from the intriguing style of painting, facing such a small face with no city power again, it seems that a heavy burden has been lifted from my heart, and I feel so relaxed that I want to fly.

He couldn't help teasing Brodot: "I'm so good at pretending, aren't you afraid? What if I'm really lying to you?"

"You won't. I'm just so confident. (≥︶≤)" Brodo looked up, and the soft light like a flower was rippling on his small face.

Su Fang sighed: "Really. You don't look like an emperor when you look like this." If people on earth were like Tang people, there would be no need for those Gongdou dramas on TV.

"Don't talk, let me hold you for a while." Su Fang tightened his arms, and gently rested his chin on the top of Brodo's head.Brodo immediately lay obediently in his arms, motionless, like a competent hand-warming pillow.

For a moment, Su Fang wanted to impulsively tell this little person in his arms: The more I look at others, the more I want to hold you tight.

People with sinister intentions can be cute sometimes, but it just makes me feel even uglier.

Pei Ming's face suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.Su Fang closed his eyes and expelled this face from his mind.To be honest, Pei Ming is the type of person he most wants to avoid: harboring unwarranted malice towards others.Their malice comes without reason, but it is deep and persistent, taking pleasure in appreciating the pain of others.

When Pei Ming said the words "let me see the emperor with my own eyes", Su Fang saw the chilling ugly malice on the other's cute face, like a snake showing its fangs.

At that moment, Su Fang superimposed Pei Ming's face with the name "Zhizhizhiya" for no reason.There is only one thought left in his mind: No matter what the price is, even if they die together, Brodo and Mengtang Kingdom must not be allowed to fall into the hands of such a guy.

It's strange to say that Su Fang has never seen the "fang of the beetle", but he hates it more than he hates the "soul of desire".From time to time, a voice tells him in the dark: "Desire" is not a monster, everyone has it in their hearts.Only beetles and beasts, vicious and vicious villains, are the source of disaster.

Whenever he tried to catch the source of that voice, it disappeared without a trace.Sometimes Su Fang couldn't help wondering, could it be that the queen thousands of years ago communicated with him through voice transmission through time and space?What did he want him to do?

……

After hugging quietly for a while, Su Fang suddenly asked: "That contract, can I really not sign it with you?"

"...Why bring this up again. (=w=)" Brodo's radiant face sank. "Didn't I tell you many times? My father once dictated an unwritten rule to me that I cannot make a contract with the queen." The excuse my husband taught him really works.After he said that, although Su Fang was always dubious, he couldn't think about it.

"...I don't know why, but I always feel that this sentence is a bit familiar." Su Fang was silent for a while, "This way of lake green is very similar to my own style. -_-"

"It's not Hulu!" Brodo was in a hurry, and he wrenched his head out of Su Fang's arms, "My father loves my father and queen very much, and treats him as his own life. The 'punishment contract' is established On the basis of 'questioning the integrity of the other party', how can a person question his own life?"

Strictly speaking, this statement is not a lie.Brodo's father really loved his queen like his life. If someone asked him to make a contract with the queen, he would definitely answer with this.

So Brodo spoke coherently, sincerely, and his cute face clearly said: Look at my sincere little eyes! @w@

It has to be admitted that Brodeau is indeed extremely gifted in learning bad things.He learned the essence of lying from Su Fang: replace lies with facts.Every sentence you uttered is true when you take it apart, but when you put it together, you can draw wrong conclusions.

So Su Fang was also deceived by the serious cuteness of the other party, and accepted this reason that he came up with Hu Lu himself: "...well, let's trust you for now."

"...(*￣︶￣*)" Brodeau's small face brightened instantly, "Okay, don't talk about those things anymore, and don't think about those bad guys anymore. Spend our precious time thinking about people we hate , isn’t it a loss~”

*A moment is worth a thousand gold, that bad guy named Pei Ming has already stolen countless tens of thousands of gold from him, I feel hateful when I think about it.

What he said was so reasonable that Su Fang was speechless.However, it is really intolerable to let a cute animal teach me seriously.

Leaning slightly, he bit Brodo's round face lightly: "It seems that I haven't heard you babbling for a while, good boy, come and call me."

"..." Brodo felt sad.What is "call one"!If the emperor doesn't show his power, do you think I'm a pet?

Although his cheeks and ears were tickled and tickled, making him want to vibrate his second vocal cord comfortably, His Majesty the Emperor still restrained the urge to pronounce with great willpower.

Su Fang originally just teased him casually, but the expected "Yiyo Yiyo" didn't sound for a long time, which aroused his stubbornness instead.It's like teasing one's own cat to play casually, but the result is coldly received, which makes the owner have to be serious.

He knew exactly what ticklish spots on Brodot's body.The effort on the mouth kept on, and the fingers slowly reached over.

When hhp was poked, the little ball in his arms jumped like an electric shock, he frantically tried to avoid it: "Don't scratch me! You know I'm ticklish!"

Su Fang continued his efforts patiently: "I only scratched when I knew it." He grabbed Brodo's small round hands and locked them in his palms, preventing him from escaping or resisting. At the same time, they attacked cities and looted villages gently and aggressively.

"Ahhh!" Brodo's cuteness became rounder, and he writhed impatiently, trying to roll away.How could Su Fang let him get what he wanted, he bent down and pressed down.

Although Brodo had a good body of force, he had nowhere to use it. He had nowhere to go and couldn't bear it anymore. Finally, he burst into giggles and at the same time, the cry of "Yiyo, yo, yo" also sounded.

Only then did Su Fang loosen his grip on him.His chubby emperor is like a cat who is loved|loved|loved by its master, purring and flattening its hands and feet as it pleases|playing:

"_('w｀_) yo yo yo yo yo ~~~"

Su Fang smiled slightly, looked at his appearance again and again, and then started to hug him.

Knowing that the Primordial Soup play was about to start again, Brodo grabbed Su Fang's strong chest, and his little heart beat wildly a few times.No matter how many skin-to-skin encounters he has had, he is still dazzled by the beauty of the other person's body.

"Husband." Su Fang heard Xiaotuanzi rubbing against him gently in his arms and said, "Actually, I don't think 'desire' is a bad thing. As long as my desire for you still exists, I will never give up on me." Myself. (￣︶￣*)”

—Have you ever thought about giving up on yourself?

Su Fang wanted to ask this question.The words came to his lips, but he didn't say them.

He just said, "Well, I don't think it's a bad thing either." Infinitely expansive desire is a monster, but it's not necessarily evil in its own right.Because the final destination of all rational calculations in the world must be some kind of desire beyond reason.

Su Fang put Broduo into the original soup, and the little dough ball instantly recovered into a stunning beauty who had been fascinated all his life.Little by little, he peeled off the top button of the other party, and while imprinting the kiss on the smooth skin of Brodeau's neck, he whispered: "I read a sentence in a book before. Now, I I would love to dedicate that sentence to you."

"...What?" Brodo turned his head slightly, his fair neck was stained with a layer of pink.

Su Fang suddenly changed his mind, leaned over and bit his thin lips again: "It's nothing. I'll tell you later." Maybe it's not the time yet.

That sentence goes like this——

"The end of logic is not the Utopia of reason and order, but the love I dedicate my life to."