Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

Su Fang's unit is at the deepest part of the corridor.

The three ran to the door, rang the doorbell and knocked on the door panel. Tintin rattled and rattled for a long time, but no one answered.

"Your cousin must be out." Wang Xiaoqiang comforted, "Try his phone again and see if you can get through."

Zhang Xiaoming collected himself, took a step back, bent down to examine the bottom crack of the door carefully, and suddenly exclaimed: "No! He's at home! It's over, it's over, something must have happened!"

"How do you know he's at home?" Pei Mingnahan asked.

"See that white thing?" Zhang Xiaoming pointed to the crack of the door near the floor, "That's the piece of paper my cousin put in."

Pei Ming looked over, and sure enough, she saw a corner of white faintly protruding there.

"What is he doing this for?"

Zhang Xiaoming wiped the sweat from his brow and explained: "I often come to play with my cousin without saying hello, but he is very busy and doesn't always have time. So he made a secret sign with me: he is at home But when you don’t have time to play with me, just put a small piece of paper there.”

The purpose of this small piece of paper is the same as the "busy" status on the button.Su Fang repeatedly warned his cousin that when he saw this signal, unless there was something particularly urgent, he was not allowed to harass him, otherwise he would be frozen.He has maintained this habit for many years and has never changed.

Pei Ming was speechless, suddenly full of deep sympathy for Su Fang - it must have been annoyed to some extent by this brat to make such a bad move.

Zhang Xiaoming was still jumping up and down, so anxious that he wanted to cry: "What should I do? What should I do? What should I do now? Should I call 110 or 120?"

Pei Ming reminded helplessly: "Don't worry! Didn't you just say that the administrator has a spare key? Go find her! Let's go in and see the situation."

Zhang Xiaoming woke up like a dream, and immediately ran downstairs in three steps in two.

Auntie Lou Guan knew this young man who often came to see Su Fang, and after listening to his nonsense, she was also afraid of taking responsibility for something, so she hurried over with a spare key.

The key turned twice in the lock hole, and the deadbolt snapped away, but the door didn't open as expected.

Aunt Lou Guan pushed, "Yo! It's locked from the inside."

Zhang Xiaoming panicked even more.Latch it from the inside, and that means someone is in the house.He suddenly thought that his cousin has been worrying about the company's affairs recently, so he couldn't think about it for a while, right?

There was a lot of noise, but the door suddenly opened.Su Fang looked at the group of people outside in surprise: "What's the matter? What are you doing?"

His hair was still dripping, and he was only wearing a bathrobe.Auntie Louguan suddenly felt her eyes were at a loss, and she was speechless with the key and didn't know how to explain it.

All of a sudden, the expressions of the people outside the door were different.Zhang Xiaoming raised his eyebrows with joy, Wang Xiaoqiang felt relieved, but Pei Ming's face darkened slightly.

Su Fangfan was the most calm person, and he teased lightly: "You guys rang the doorbell just now, right? I was taking a bath, and the sound of the water was so loud that I couldn't hear it clearly, so I thought it was an illusion. I am going to eat hot pot, and I have bought the base and ingredients. Since you are here, come in and eat together."

Auntie Lou Guan saw that she had nothing to do, so she made a name for herself and retired: "It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It was a false alarm, hahaha. Then I'm leaving, you guys talk slowly."

Su Fang smiled and stretched out his hand: "Aunt Li, return the spare key to me. I plan to change the anti-theft door in a while, and this key will not be used in the future. Thank you."

"Oh, you're welcome, you're welcome." Aunt Lou Guan put the key into his palm.

As soon as the alarm was lifted, my cousin's stomach replaced the brain and became the most important organ in the whole body.He took the lead and went straight to the kitchen: "It's good to eat hot pot, it's warm! Let me see what dishes are available, is there any beer?"

Wang Xiaoqiang nodded to Su Fang, and then entered the room.

Pei Ming was very embarrassed.Su Fang didn't ask him to come in, nor did he ask him to leave, he leaned half against the door frame and wiped his hair, with the appearance of "Please do what you want".

This situation was not within Pei Ming's calculations, and he couldn't help secretly regretting that he was too impatient and wanted to catch the other party's handle, but now it's a good thing, making himself full of loopholes.

However, there is a way to be safe when it comes.Pei Ming gritted her teeth, and introduced herself frankly: "Hi, I'm Zhang Xiaoming's classmate. I just happened to have something to do with him today, so I followed along."

As he said that, he stepped into the door with one foot.

Su Fang's body was half naked, others were too embarrassed to look directly at him, but Pei Ming glanced around without hesitation.He immediately noticed that although he was speaking in a steady breath, the ups and downs of Su Fang's chest were slightly more violent than normal.

His heart moved, and he became proud again.

—Hmph, flaw!

Taking a bath as an excuse is too old-fashioned.

Others don't know the truth, but I know it clearly. You didn't go out all day.Besides, will you be out of breath in the shower?Probably rushed back from another universe in a hurry.

Thinking of this, Pei Ming suddenly regained his energy.If Su Fang had just rushed back, maybe some clues could be found in the room.

"Hello." Su Fang didn't mind, and turned his head to the side of the room.

Pei Ming was gossiping as naturally as possible while looking around from the corner of her eyes.

——Where is a secret passage hidden in this seemingly ordinary and simple house?

Yes, "Secret Road"!

Pei Ming highlighted this word in her heart.

Yes, how could I be so pedantic before.If you only look for breakthroughs on the Internet, you end up wasting a lot of time in the wrong direction.

He himself transmitted his consciousness to Mengtang Kingdom through the Internet, but it doesn't mean that the queen must use the same method.The queen is wearing a soul wear, not a soul wearer. Compared with the heaven-defying technology of network hardware transmission, isn't the "hyperspace channel" more convenient!

With this major premise in mind, Pei Ming's brain began to run at full speed:

1 Su Fang doesn't mind other people entering the room, which means that the appearance of the passage can be quickly hidden, or it is a very common utensil, so it is not surprising to appear in the house.

2 is not wearing clothes, which means that entering and exiting that passage requires a change in body shape.Considering that Tang people's bodies can be soft and deformed, it is very likely that they used the cute form.

In other words, the entrance and exit of that channel have a fixed shape, and it should be much smaller than a normal person.

3 Excuses that you are taking a shower, which means that you will get wet when you go in and out of that entrance.

To sum up, the mysterious entrance, nine out of ten is——

Pump, water, horse, bucket! ! !

Although drawing such a conclusion made him feel very shocked, Mengtang Kingdom has a surreal style of painting for people on earth, so why not have some surreal plots?

In "Starting to Be a Demon King Today", didn't Shibuya Rishi enter another world through the flush toilet!

Wood ha ha ha ha!Please call me a little reasoning expert & witty truth gentleman, thank you! ! (¤ dish ¤)ノ☆

In line with the good attitude of "bold assumptions, careful verification", Pei Ming decided to go to the bathroom for field inspections.A flush toilet that shoulders the heavy responsibility of cosmic transportation should be a little different, and it will be discovered with his pair of discerning eyes.

"Sorry, can I borrow the toilet? There's a traffic jam on the road, and I'm almost out of control."

"Ah, it's over there." Su Fang pointed out the direction of the bathroom in the living room.

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↑↑↑If Su Fang's toilet has a face, then it must be the expression above at this moment.

Because, it has been standing here for so many years, and for the first time someone put his face into its belly to look around.Not only did he look focused, but he kept chanting strange nouns:

"Entry, entrance, entrance."

It really wanted to ask: This classmate, what are you looking for?When the owner bought me home, he also carefully inspected all my parts, such as water tanks, glazes, flanges, etc., but he has never heard of any "entrance"...

But it doesn't have the function of speaking, so I have to stand there patiently and let this strange person in front of me study and study.

Five minutes later, Pei Ming only managed to dismantle the cement platform at the base, and found nothing unusual.

After calming down, Pei Ming began to feel that he was an out-and-out idiot.

Nonsence!

Anime is anime, and reality is reality. How can I be so [-] that I believe that the plots in anime will happen in reality!

But having said that... the matter of Mengtang Country is indeed difficult to explain with realistic logic... If I didn't experience it myself, no matter how I think about it, it seems like a strange setting that only appears in a novel...

And why did I stick my head into the toilet again... There is obviously nothing to see... Obsessive-compulsive disorder can't hurt...

The heart is at war between heaven and man, and the door behind him is suddenly pushed open.

Holding a roll of toilet paper, Zhang Xiaoming leaned halfway into his body: "Why did you go to the bathroom for so long, are you okay? Cousin is worried and asked me to take a look..."

He fell silent suddenly in awe.

Zhang Xiaoming: "..."

Pei Ming: "..."

A few seconds of silence seemed as long as a century.

The surface of the moon is full of pits, and silence is better than sound at this time.

After a while, Pei Ming raised his head from the toilet in a very stern manner, and straightened his collar solemnly:

"Well, it's like this. I want to redecorate the bathroom recently, and I'm studying the bathroom. The flush toilet in your cousin's house is very well designed. You see, the integrated water tank is simple and elegant, and the glaze is smooth and not easy to get dirty. I am very impressed with this The brand was very interested, so I took a second look. ——Oh, as for me, I stuck my head inside to see how the water is flushed. This is very particular, and you don’t have relevant knowledge. don't know."

"It's like this... ah..." Zhang Xiaoming's expression was still uncanny.

"Yes, that's it." Pei Ming spread out her hands coolly, secretly a mouthful of old blood surging in her throat.

I was actually seen by an idiot doing idiot things...

That bastard named Su Fang... Did you do it on purpose... Did you do it on purpose...