Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

Following Teacher Yu Tang into the library, Su Fang took a deep breath.The walls are full of bookshelves up to the dome, with everything from parchments to paper books.

"The number is amazing, right? In fact, this is only a small part." Mr. Yu Tang caressed the rows of spines, "Although there are electronic versions, nostalgic old men like me still prefer physical books."

He was so familiar with the environment here that he pulled out a book without even looking at it, "The magic of Tang Country is closely related to Tangli. To practice magic, people without foundation need to understand Tangli first, and use soup to regulate their physique. This is an introduction to soup theory, and it will be easier for you to learn from here."

Su Fang is heavy in the hand, and the gold-covered silk seal is very textured.Opening the title page, Brodo's name "brodo" was crookedly written, and a small round face was drawn on the back.

"Has Brodo used this book before?" Su Fang felt very cordial.

"Yes, he attended a private school with me. Let me do the math, it was... years ago." Mr. Fish Soup's words were covered by Brodo's loud coughing.

Su Fang glanced at him speechlessly.How afraid are you of showing your age?

Teacher Yutang recalled with emotion: "Your Majesty, his talent is extremely high. It is no exaggeration to say that he is a genius who meets once in a thousand years. But he just doesn't like to study. He uses me as a demonstration every time in class." Drank up the soup samples, then skipped class and ran away. So he still can't make his own soup until now. It's hard for you to be his queen."

"It's really hard work. He eats a lot and sleeps poorly. ——Although there is no necessary connection between the two, every time I see his round belly and sleeping soundly, that It’s an indescribable feeling.”

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While the optical brain was translating these conversations, Brodo sat on a small round chair not far away, looking at the scenery leisurely, as if he knew nothing.Only the corners of his mouth twitched from time to time showed that he heard it.

Teacher Yu Tang picked out a few more books and gave them to Su Fang, "Read these books slowly, and ask me if you don't understand. Alright, you go to the vegetable garden, Brodo can't wait."

"vegetable garden?"

"Why, didn't Brodo tell you?" Mr. Yu Tang smiled, "Why do you think this kid comes to see me at this time of year? It's not because he respects his teacher, but because he is greedy!"

Bypassing the mansion, one can see a vast expanse of vegetable and fruit gardens.Flowers fly and butterflies dance, looking green.

This is the royal plantation.In the past, every year when the ingredients were ripe, the emperor would receive a report from the gardener and send palace people to collect them.Brodo specially picked this time to pay his respects to the teacher and have a few delicious meals.Now it's too much to watch.

"Husband~~~" Brodo looked at the vegetable garden with affection, "Most of the ingredients mentioned in the book can be picked here. You can make soup according to the recipe in the book and eat it for a while, and you will be able to eat it with me." The same age is eighteen~”

Su Fang silently said, "I understand."

Asking me to learn magic is a pretense, it is true if you want to eat it. -_-

Plucking chrysanthemum under the east fence, you can see Nanshan leisurely.

In such a picturesque place, gathering ingredients is not a tiring job.It is not so much labor as it is relaxation.

While walking between the fields, Su Fang flipped through the textbooks, and his vision suddenly opened.Tang people's research on ingredients and soup principles is not far behind that of traditional Chinese medicine on pharmacology.

Some ingredients can permanently strengthen the basic attributes of the human body. As fish soup says, it has the effects of prolonging life, maintaining youth, and beautifying the skin.

There are also some that can temporarily strengthen certain special attributes.for example……

Su Fang turned to Brodo and smiled: "I saw a grass called 'Estrus'. The name is very familiar, do you have any impression?"

Brodo: "...No. I don't know what it is. (*/⌒*)"

Looking back on the embarrassing things, let the Estrus grass in his memory go with the wind.

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Seeing the mutton skewers and chicken drumsticks that were smaller than usual, two big teardrops of "Soul of Desire" hung down.

"Why?" It shook its head vigorously, and the big teardrops flew out in a chic arc. "Why are there so few Xiaorourou today! Ah, you must be lying to me!"

Pei Ming rolled his eyes: "The plants in the farm are almost eaten up by them, and there is no new feed. You don't have the ability to occupy new planets, blame me?"

"Soul of Desire" was speechless, hugged the chicken leg with hatred, sprinkled chili powder and cumin powder, and grilled it on the bonfire.

The skin of the chicken drumsticks quickly turns golden, overflowing with a layer of shiny oil.The spicy taste of the bright red chili noodles seems to be able to break through the screen and hit the nostrils.

Pei Ming felt her stomach growl in disappointment, and couldn't help swallowing.

"Soul of Desire" wiped his hands with a disinfectant wipe, took out a fresh green vegetable leaf to wrap the chicken leg, and began to chew with a glass of iced lemon tea.

"...Where did you get the disinfectant wipes and iced lemon tea?" It seems that every time I see it, there will be a few more things in its sealed place.

"Soul of Desire" took another big bite: "I haven't seen it yet, have I? There is a thing called online shopping. (￣び￣)"

"Aren't you banned?"

"They just didn't allow me to post on the forum, but they didn't delete my shopping website account. Of course, my purchases will be reviewed, and only the minimum daily necessities and entertainment items are allowed to be purchased. Well, those are also online shopping." It He pointed to a stack of animation CDs in the corner with his toe.

Pei Ming glanced at the cover of the CD and was surprised: "What the hell, isn't it? You can even shop across universes?!"

"I have to say that compared with the people on Earth, the people of Tang Kingdom treat the sealed people very humanely, they just don't give meat to them." Thinking of the tragic ending of the bosses in the animation, "Soul of Desire" feels sympathy Yan.

...Yeah, yeah, and you are still plotting to continue harming the country of Tang. Even I, a villain with all kinds of evil in one body, can't stand it.

This kind of thinking is too inconsistent with his usual style, so Pei Ming drives it out of his mind.

After eating the chicken legs, "Soul of Desire" hummed a song and picked up the mutton skewers and placed them on the grill.

Pei Ming observed quietly.

Every time it is full, its body outline will be much clearer, and it will no longer be a foggy mess.And if it is starved for a while, its body will appear slightly thinner, as if part of it has evaporated.

He leaned forward sharply, leaning close to the monitor: "I'll ask you again. Why on earth are you eating these things?"

"Don't get so close to me all of a sudden! I'm so scared that I lose my meat!" "Soul of Desire" distressedly picked up the kebabs that fell into the bonfire.

Pei Ming's eyes were burning: "It takes a lot of energy to breed and capture these meat monsters. If it's just to satisfy your appetite, I'm afraid I'm not interested in continuing to do it. ——You don't want to have no meat in the future, do you?" ? Then tell me the truth."

"..." "Soul of Desire" was frightened, and the mutton skewers fell into the fire again, and he was not in the mood to pick it up again.

It turned around a few times in a daze, and then returned to the screen.

"I will tell you a big secret. But you are not allowed to tell it, and you are not allowed to give me meat. Actually... I am not immortal."

There were two big teardrops in its eyes, "My body, as you can guess, is made of some kind of substance between solid and intangible. To put it bluntly, I seem to have no container to hold it." Water. It can turn into ice, but it can also turn into gas and evaporate.”

It sighed, "When I'm outside, I can confuse people. The greed in people's hearts is my best nourishment. But when I was sealed, I didn't have that power, so I could only eat more high-fat meat." food for energy."

"But you have been sealed many times, and you have never been wiped out." So much so that people say that it will never die.

"That's because the previous emperors who sealed me didn't live long enough. Before I was completely vaporized, they died and set me free."

"So that's it." Pei Ming nodded suddenly, "So... this is a war of attrition. If you kill the emperor first, you win. On the other hand...you will be destroyed forever."

"Wow!" The edge of "Soul of Desire" turned into a vertical jagged shape, "Although the truth is like this, please don't say such terrible words! Look! I'm so frightened! "

"Mo Fang." Pei Ming slowed down his tone, showing concern for the other party, "Is there any way to stop you from evaporating?"

"... Yes." Two big bright pink spots appeared on the screen again, "If I have a container where I can hide, the evaporation speed will be much slower. That is to say... Find someone to fit."

It covered its big face, "Ah! It's so embarrassing for you to say it like this!"

Pei Ming was not surprised by its appearance.Instead, his attention was drawn to an alluring prospect.

"What will happen to the person who fits with you?" He asked eagerly, his heart beating like a drum.

"Of course I got all my power. From then on, I have an immortal body, and I will always rule—all universes!" It suddenly opened its bat-wing arms, and its eyes were like lightning!

Pei Ming suddenly stood up, ignoring the seat falling behind him, and grasped the frame of the monitor with both hands: "Fit with me!!"

He could hear his voice trembling.Eternal life and strength, that was all he dreamed of! "Let me be your container, and together we will occupy the entire universe!"

"No." "Soul of Desire" refused, "I don't like you."

"Huh?!" Pei Ming felt like being struck by lightning.

"I'm not a casual soul. It's beyond my lower limit to fuse with someone I don't like."

On the big dark face of "Soul of Desire", it was clearly written: Zou Kai, show your face.

"Ahhh, my kebabs are all burnt..." It painedly pulled the kebabs out of the fire, puffed up its cheeks and blew off the black ash on them.

Once again, Pei Ming's head was full of veins.

Mud...coal...of...

Peat ah ah ah! ! !

"Why can't I?! Why?!" He wanted to flip the table and roar, "I'm not handsome enough? Smart enough? Bad enough?!"

"Not enough Su." "Soul of Desire" made a final decision.

"..." Pei Ming raised his head at a 45-degree angle, and heard the sound of crows flying in the sky.