Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

"I hate naming things the most." When the tomato and egg drop soup made was delivered to the emperor again, the Privy Councilor suggested: "Your Majesty, do you want to check the ingredients?"

"No need." The emperor vetoed it flatly, "That's a sign of distrust of the other party."

"Then... why don't you let the soup taster taste it first?"

"No need." The emperor continued to veto it flatly, "In short, I will handle this matter myself."

The privy ministers did not know that His Majesty the Emperor actually had some other thoughts in his little mind about the previous incident.

Despite being an emperor, Minestra Yin Brodo's love life has always been a vacuum.

All the residents of the Mengmengtang Empire are looking for a spouse through free love, even the emperor is no exception, there is absolutely no such thing as selecting civilian men into the palace.

Therefore, His Majesty the Emperor, who is busy with state affairs, has never married, not even talked about love once.

There are countless people in the entire empire who love the emperor openly and secretly.I don't know how many people have said the phrase "I want to marry His Majesty Brodot" all day long.But the problem is that no one dared to really muster up the courage to pursue the emperor.

Your Majesty is the idol of the whole people, you can only watch it from a distance and not monopolize it.

If the emperor himself was willing to take the initiative, then the matter would be solved.But the problem is that the emperor is extremely inexperienced in this aspect and shy by nature.Let him rule an empire, and he has no fear; but if you put him in the same room with another person for the purpose of love, he will explode "intimacy phobia".

In this way, His Majesty the Emperor was left behind.

Rose Day, the annual month of roses, is a couple's day in the empire.On this day, the whole universe is full of love and affection, and only His Majesty the Emperor is miserable.He had no choice but to stay in the empty bedroom behind closed doors, looking resentfully at the sky outside the window, and murmured alone:

Actually, I really want to fall in love too...(///︿///)

I also really want to embrace the body temperature of another person, no longer a small and lonely individual in this desolate and boundless universe.

Seeing that this year's Couple's Day is approaching again, the emperor has already done his own psychological construction as in previous years.Unexpectedly, the universe is full of accidents-someone actually sent him soup made with estrus grass on the eve of Couple's Day.

At first, it was frightening.

But when he recovered from that state, looking back to think about it, his mood quietly changed to a little surprise.

As a precious natural aphrodisiac, Estrus grass products are usually gifts between lovers as a promise of love, implying that "I want to have mushrooms with you (the embryos grown in the original soup look like mushroom)".

Uh……

That "I hate naming things the most" gave him soup with this ingredient, could it be expressing...

like him? ? (///▽///)

In the opening animation of the game, the cute image of the emperor appears, which players can see.The other party must have been fascinated by his heroic appearance in military uniform, and fell in love with him at first sight across the universe, that's why they worked so hard to make soup for him to let him take care of his body.The ancient sages said that to capture a person, first capture his stomach.

Hmm, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. (≥︶≤)

Ahh, it feels so good to be loved. (〒︶〒)

——It can be seen from this that His Majesty the Emperor is actually very narcissistic.

It was precisely because of this careful thought that the emperor avoided the proposals of the privy ministers.He insisted on convincing himself that what he was drinking was not soup, but a love letter conveying love from "the name is the most annoying".

Since it is a love letter, how can I teach others to open it first~~

Thus, His Majesty, the handsome and stupid emperor of the Mengmeng Tang Empire, fell into a long-distance heterosexual love self-righteously.

Excited, but not without regrets.

Whenever he clicked on the other party's account information and looked at the picture of the other party's avatar, the emperor's little heart would tremble a few times in horror.

He likes to appreciate beauties, but he doesn't require his other half to be a beauty.As long as the other party is kind-hearted and agrees with each other, he is very satisfied.

The heart of "names are the most annoying", he thinks is extremely kind.

As for the degree of compatibility between the two, it shouldn't be too bad after all.

And the other party is also diligent in making soup, which alone is a big plus.

just...just...

The other person's looks were...so...too...creative and challenging.

Fortunately, His Majesty the Emperor is very good at self-regulation.

It doesn't matter, there is a saying that a beauty will become dull after seeing it a thousand times, and vice versa.No matter how "overwhelming" the other party's image is, as long as you look at it more, you will get used to it.

So he downloaded the other person's avatar into his personal optical brain, and stared at it affectionately whenever he had free time every day, hoping to let himself get used to the other person's painting style as soon as possible.

Look at the messy yet neat lines, how simple and rough they are.

Look at this bumpy yet round head shape, how artistic and popular it is.

Look at this wretched yet charming smile, how plain and thick it is.

Look at this nose-picking hairy hand, how......

Forgive me, I can't make it up.

As if the other party intended to test his psychological endurance, just when he had just gotten used to the other party's avatar, the other party changed a new picture.

This…………

It turned out that the previous photo was far from the other party's ugliest appearance.

At that moment, His Majesty the Emperor calmly looked up at the sky, and finally burst into tears.

☆☆☆

"Honestly, I admire you. You can always refresh my definition of the word 'ugly'."

Seeing his cousin's new game avatar, Su Fang sighed.

It's still a runaway cartoon, but it's more than ten times uglier than the previous one, and it's a new record in obscenity, making viewers just want to poke their eyes.

"Brother, you don't understand this." The cousin was full of emotion, "You are so handsome, you don't need to increase your self-confidence. But it is different for me who is ugly. You see, all my online account avatars are It is extremely ugly, so that whenever I return to reality from the Internet and take a selfie in the mirror, I will feel that the real self is so handsome, so that I can find the sunshine in my life and gain the courage to go out of the house."

"........."

The cousin's tone was filled with sadness: "For more than half a month, I have been washed and brainwashed by your beauty every day, and now every time I face my face in the mirror, I only feel that my heart is full of shame. It's like dead ashes. So I had to change to an uglier avatar to redouble my self-confidence."

Su Fang put an English mock test paper in front of him: "Instead of having time to talk about it, it's better to do a set of questions. Come on, I will start the timing. I will give you a score after finishing it. If you fail, I will tell my aunt. "

The cousin's miserable howl resounded through the sky: "Brother! You can't be so cruel! I still have a long life in the future!"

Su Fang looked at the timing numbers on the phone: "You have already lost five seconds in your life from now on."

The cousin grabbed the test paper resentfully, rolled his eyes, and suddenly came over with a ghostly face: "Well, brother, can I go to your company after I graduate? If I can get a job early, I will Mom, she won't talk about me every day."

"Of course you can go." Su Fangman said.Before his cousin cheered, he added leisurely: "But whether I can stay or not is not up to me."

The software company "Mufang Technology" he founded has just started, and the process of hard work will be long and painful.He doesn't mind nepotism, but the premise is that the "pro" must have the ability to match the job position.

The cousin who hit a soft nail still didn't give up: "Brother, your company is on the verge of Apple and Microsoft ten years later. Hiring me, isn't it just a matter of your words?"

Su Fang smiled impeccably: "Thanks to your auspicious words, if I become Jobs and Gates ten years later, I will definitely hire you."

Seeing that the other party wanted to say more, Su Fang narrowed his eyes slightly: "It's been 2 minutes. I won't delay it for you."

The pitiful howl that shook the world was heard again in the room, and the cousin started to run away to solve the problem.

Taking advantage of this rare quiet time, Su Fang finished processing a customer's product request on the tablet and emailed it to his development team.

Today's work is temporarily over.Double-click the cartoon soup bowl icon on the desktop to enter "Moe Meng Universe Soup".He has to work and live, and since he was a student, he knows how to balance homework and entertainment.

After logging in to the account, a red "!" jumped up and down in the information bar, reminding him that there was a new system message.

[Respected "I hate naming things the most": In view of your long-term outstanding performance, the emperor hopes to talk to you!

★Click here to accept the call invitation★】