Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

Both Su Fang and Broduo are action-oriented people, and since they have made a decision, they will implement it immediately.

Su Fang issued a vacation memo and arranged the company's affairs.

Brodo rolled back excitedly, doing some preparatory work.

He didn't show up again, the captain of the guard who had been to Su Fang's house before came back.

"Your Majesty Su Fang, His Majesty said that he wants to dress up and send me to pick you up to the empire." The captain of the guard said respectfully, and handed over a box of Menghua soup cans and a set of clothes made of special materials from Tang Kingdom: "This The size of the suit will be adjusted according to your body shape, please feel free to wear it."

He exits the bedroom.

Brodo was right, the Menghua Soup was indeed delicious, a bit like shark's fin.

As soon as the can is empty, the box immediately degrades automatically.Su Fang felt that the bones of his whole body were slightly numb, and the angle of view suddenly dropped.

Looking in the mirror, a round cute creature is reflected in it.

Sure enough, the clothes on his body have also changed according to his body shape, and they are still ironed and straight.The style looks like a military uniform, but without collar badges and epaulets, it is dotted with many glittering golden decorations and decorations.

Su Fang: "... ╭(▼_▼;)╮"

The captain of the guard came in and took a look, and couldn't help but blush: "Oh~~~ You look so cute! Your Majesty will be very happy!"

He made a gesture of invitation to the "soup making machine-portal gate", and he went in first to show Su Fang a demonstration.

Su Fang followed behind him.Passing through a vortex-shaped barrier of white mist, the light in front of his eyes suddenly brightened.Looking around in surprise, he found himself standing on a flat and open green field.

The exit at the other end of the hyperspace passage was originally located in Brodo's bedroom, but today it was temporarily moved outside the imperial city.

Because, His Majesty the Emperor wanted to make a fool of himself.

The last time the "Welcome Ceremony for Husband Going Home" planned at Su Fang's house, His Majesty the Emperor failed to appear, so he harbored resentment.So he prepared a more grand ceremony this time to get back the venue.

After drinking the recovery soup, there was still a slight numbness, and Su Fang's body returned to its original state.

A milky white ball like a milk candy ball floated over in mid-air, gently attaching a metallic shiny object the size of a grain of rice to Su Fang's earlobe.

"Hello, Your Excellency Su Fang, I am His Majesty's optical brain, and His Majesty sent me to pick you up first."

said Caramel Ball.On Earth, it has been disguised as a normal cell phone, and now it is what it really is.

It continued to explain: "The thing on your earlobe is a translator, and you can communicate with us without any obstacles through it."

A large vehicle is parked on the lawn. It looks a bit like a caravan on Earth, but it is three stories high and has no wheels.

The captain of the guard stood aside and opened the car door for Su Fang: "Your Majesty said that you prefer land transportation, so we specially prepared this hover car for you. I hope you don't think it's mean."

Thinking of what Brodo said while sitting in the Porsche when they first met, Su Fang's little soul couldn't help but twitched violently.

This...couldn't be your emperor's "special car for going to the toilet"...

This idea is so beautiful that Su Fang dare not think deeply.

Sitting in the car, Su Fang was filled with emotion.

Brodeau once said that his toilet car is "two or three times bigger" than Su Fang's Porsche. This data is really considerate and considerate.

But the reality is cruel at all, okay? !

The space in this carriage is not a problem even if you set up a stage to perform an opera!

In fact, Your Majesty, why do you need to go to that distant toilet in this car? Wouldn’t it be more embarrassing to repair a hundred gold toilets in this car for rotation?

——The above are the main psychological activities of Su Fang in the early stage of parade.

Tang people are very good at using contrast and cuteness to create an atmosphere, and today is no exception.

The long guard of honor lined up neatly on the only way the suspension vehicle must pass.As the car slowly passed in front of them, the guard of honor soldiers knelt down on one knee one by one, drank the Menghua Tang, and followed the car.

So what Su Fang saw was that where the suspension car passed, there was a row of handsome and handsome young people in front;

Along the way, Su Fang gradually developed an illusion: he is a dark and evil wizard who specializes in turning princes into fat glutinous rice balls. -_-

When the car drove into the urban area, Su Fang was immediately stunned by the number of onlookers on both sides of the road.

He must have fallen into the glutinous rice ball production workshop...

This is a large area covered with white flowers, ah, a large area! !

However, he immediately discovered that although there were many people, there was no confusion at all.

There was no staff to maintain order, but all the onlookers stood outside the white line spontaneously, and the scene was orderly and not crowded at all.They all turned cute because of their excitement, and they looked up at the center of the road with their chubby little faces up.

The optical brain told Su Fang that the car body is now adjusted to a one-way light transmission mode. Su Fang can see them, but they cannot see the situation inside the car.

Through the translator, Su Fang listened to their discussion.

"In that car is His Majesty's husband~~~"

"I heard it's someone from another universe~~~"

"I wish I could see what it looks like~~~"

"I can't hide it, it must be because I'm ugly." 』(←＿←Because Tang people will say whatever comes to mind, so they are always outspoken)

In order to make these cute animals happy (and to reply to the last sentence), Su Fang asked the optical brain to adjust the car body to a two-way light transmission mode.

Immediately it boiled outside:

"Wow! !so handsome~~~』

"Oh oh oh so happy! ! 』

"It's not worse than His Majesty~~~"

"Who said just now that he must be ugly?You must be jealous! 』

"He has been secretly in love with His Majesty for a long time, and it is normal to be jealous of His Majesty's husband~~~"

very good.Su Fang was satisfied. -_-

A child was sitting on his father's shoulders—it looked like a small glutinous rice ball squatting on the head of a big glutinous rice ball—and looked at Su Fang curiously.

"Papa, that Ge Ge sitting in the car is from another universe, huh?" 』

"Yes, yes. 』

"Then will he also be moe like us? 』

"It's probably okay if you drink Menghua Tang, but Papa doesn't know too well. 』

"Then can I play with him? 』

The other glutinous rice ball standing next to them should be the child's other father. He raised his short hand and slapped the child's buttocks twice, educating:

"You can't be so unruly, that's our honorable queen~~~"

"oh.Then I won't smoke him. 』The child nodded obediently.

——What kind of hobby do you have, kid? ?Why do you want to beat me when there is no injustice or enmity? Can you come over and let's talk about life? ?

As if feeling the chaos in Su Fang's heart, Mr. Guangnao floated over in time: "Your Excellency Su Fang, it's like this. Human beings in our country have loved a simple and interesting entertainment since they were young."

It then projected a holographic image:

Two cute children stood facing each other. Child A put his short legs together, tiptoed like a ballet dancer, and raised his two small arms.Another child b slapped him lightly with his arm, and child a spun like a round spinning top, making a cheerful cry of "Yiyo, eeyo, eeyo, eeyo".Then change child A to pick child B, and the two have a great time like this.

……All right.

"Did Brodo play like this when he was a child?" Su Fang asked curiously, replacing the two children with the image of Brodo in his mind.

According to Su Fang's understanding of Brodo, although that guy often showed his cuteness, he was still very stable and elegant when he was the emperor.When he was young, probably due to the etiquette of the royal family, he couldn't play and play freely like ordinary children, right?

Guangnao replied: "Of course he can play. In fact, His Majesty still likes to play like this until now. When he has nothing to do, he will ask the ministers and guards to beat him. He never tires of it."

Su Fang: "..."

Sorry for being so naive.

It turns out that His Majesty the emperor of the expensive universe is the kind of rare talent in the legend of us earthlings who "look for nothing".

After dispelling the doubts about being pumped, Su Fang once again recalled the conversation between the father and son just now, and was suddenly deeply, deeply, deeply embarrassed by a certain word in it.

"Queen"......

Even complaining has a sense of powerlessness...

Yes, although he is a powerful king, it cannot change the brutal fact that his title is queen.You can't just snatch other people's throne just for a title.

Affected by this sense of powerlessness, Su Fang insisted on getting out of the high-end foreign style suspension car like a bride's sedan chair.

Life, life, is always full of unspeakable surprises. orz

Before he knew it, the car had already driven to the front of the palace.

Just like what he had seen in the holographic image, the palace was majestic and dazzling.

Su Fang suddenly felt that he had arrived at the capital of the Inca Empire recorded in the history books: there were golden birds singing on the golden trees, Yao grasses and flowers were everywhere, and rare treasures were everywhere.

What a rich land, what a paradise on earth!

No wonder the technological level of the Mengmengtang Empire is highly developed, all out of the need for self-protection.So rich and so simple, if the technology is backward, I am afraid that it will have been plundered by the wolf-like invaders from other universes.

Su Fang was worried for a moment. If the "soul of desire" is not eliminated, and people's hearts are full of greed and violence, then the Battle of Pearl Peyton will definitely not be the last battle of the Mengmengtang Empire.

The suspension car came to a steady stop, and the doors opened automatically.The captain of the guard stepped forward and bowed to salute: "Please wait a moment, His Majesty will be there soon."

Hearing these familiar words, Su Fang suddenly became nervous.Nothing will go wrong this time, will it?

Fortunately, his worries were unnecessary.

On the towering white jade steps, His Majesty the Emperor appeared in full bloom.