Moe Cosmic Soup [Interstellar]

Brodo, holding the rose, lost his mind once again.

“………╭(○＿○)╮”

Husband, rose, knight, love.

Almost overnight, he suddenly had everything he dreamed of.

It seems that he followed his father to the temple for the first time to participate in the Zen ceremony when he was a child. The sun shone like holy light from the rose window above his head, and the hymns on the organ resounded. Everything in the world was as slight as a grain of dust dream crumbs.He felt that he was starting to soar and became transparent and light, but the palm of his father's hand rubbing lightly on his head was very warm, which was the only proof that he was still alive.

He closed his eyes in the aroma of roses, not knowing whether he was drunk or awake.

What Su Fang saw was that the little man made of pink and jade was holding a big bouquet of flowers, his eyes were closed and he was motionless, like an angel who accidentally fell asleep while flying, and fell to his lap with folded wings. before.

The rhythm of the rhythm in the chest suddenly became chaotic for a few beats.

If Brodo was just stupid, or just powerful, perhaps Su Fang would not be as tempted as he is now.

But he is a subtle and perfect combination of "stupid and cute" and "powerful", combining these two incompatible attributes into one and interpreting it to the extreme.

And his empire, like his own, was an unthinkable marvel: powerful civilizations usually demand expansion and aggression.But the Mengmeng Tang Empire is a strange exception.For the people on earth, they have almost miraculous power in some aspects, but they are innocent, kind and harmless like children.

Tranquil, beautiful, yet irresistible.

People want to admire and want to protect.

He really wanted to tell him: Although you were the one who confessed first, I might be the one who liked you first.From the moment I saw your "photo" for the first time, I probably fell in love with you at first sight.

It wasn't until the sound of "Yiyo Yiyo" came from his ears again that he realized that he kissed her again unknowingly.His cheeks were hot, and it was Brodeau's two small round hands that held his face.

Su Fang touched the pair of small round hands, and suddenly laughed: "I have a question. When you are excited, you will turn into cuteness, so can't you only "this and that" in the cuteness state?" He imagined the two The scene of having sex with glutinous rice balls stacked on top of each other, this picture is... slightly beautiful.

"No, we are all 'this and that' in the primordial soup, and we can maintain a normal shape without pain." Brodeau explained very seriously, and suddenly realized belatedly, it seems that he should explain Let’s take a look at the source of this knowledge: “I, I read it from encyclopedias and the Internet. I have never tried it myself! Absolutely nothing! ヾ(///Д////)彡”

--||Why are you so nervous... No one suspects you...

Seeing his face that was about to ignite spontaneously, Su Fang resisted the urge to tease him, and easily changed the topic: "What is the original soup?"

"Well, it's a white, thick, translucent natural liquid. It can grow on its own, just put a drop or two in a pot of clean water, and it will become a big pot...Huh?"

The stupid and cute Emperor suddenly realized something belatedly again, and his eyes immediately brightened up:

"Husband! Why are you asking about this? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~(〃y▽y)"

However, Su Fang's answer was like pouring ruthless snow on his head: "It's nothing, just curiosity.——What else do you think?" His eyes were as pure as innocent lambs, which immediately set off the evilness of His Majesty's little thoughts.

"..." His Majesty's heart of pink glass rippling shattered to the ground.

Why is it always him who gets tricked...

Why does his husband always look like he can take it easy...

He hates it. (π__π)

At dinner, His Majesty turned his depression into appetite, holding the soup pot and drinking hard.

Tang people accumulate fat faster than people on earth, and they will become round after a big meal.

So, at the end of the meal, Brodo turned into a translucent soup dumpling.

Touching his swollen and round belly, His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help saying goodbye -- ah, we're going back.

Su Fang's weekend is over, Tang Kingdom's couple's day holiday is also over, His Majesty the Emperor has to go back to work in the palace.

If he wanted to take another day off, no one would stop him.But Brodo is a responsible and good emperor of the Tang Kingdom, and it would be wrong to abolish the public for personal reasons.

Standing in front of the "soup making machine-transportation gate", Brodo looked back three times at a step.

"Honey, when I'm not by your side, you have to take good care of yourself! (q⌒q)"

"Don't talk like Cowherd and Weaver Girl, it's only 24 hours, you will come again tomorrow night. -_-"

"That's like not seeing each other every day like three autumns! (q⌒q)"

"........."

After finally venting his parting sorrow and parting hatred, Brodo showed the courage and determination of an emperor, and resolutely stepped into the door of the soup pot.

……Uh-huh?

Brodo took a step back, changed his posture, and stepped into the door again.

……… Mmmmmmmm? ?

He squeezed in disbelief...and squeezed again...

Finally, he turned around with a look of horror:

"Husband!! I'm stuck!!!"

§§§

Until the car arrived at the entrance of the gym, Su Fang still bit the corner of his mouth tightly.

Brodo was ashamed and angry: "You can laugh if you want to, you don't need to endure so hard!"

"No, I'm happy. It seems that my soup cooking skills are really good, and I have raised you like this..." He paused, "Pearl round and smooth."

This large gym is one of Su's father's investment projects in Nancheng District. It is known as the city's top gymnasium, and it has not yet officially opened for business.

Lock the door from the inside, and the vast space becomes the world of the two of them.

Su Fang turned on the central air conditioner to set the room temperature, and took off his jacket leisurely: "We will train here for the rest of the day until you can drill back into the portal with the correct body shape."

Tang people also consume excess fat very quickly, as long as they do some exercise, they will recover again.

Su Fang is an experienced fitness enthusiast. He has studied various courses with coaches for many years and has rich experience. He is completely competent enough to act as His Majesty's fitness instructor temporarily.

Brodo was distracted, wandered around the equipment hall and the ball game hall, and suddenly pointed at the swimming pool in a fit of arrogance:

"I want to swim!!!"

Although they like water by nature, Tang people generally don't swim, because if the body melts during swimming, it will be dangerous.

In the budding state, their body size shrinks, but their weight does not change, so the density of their bodies increases, and they will sink to the bottom like a weight.

As a necessary training for the royal family, Brodo can swim, but he has never swam seriously a few times since he was a child.

And the reason why he persisted so much today is because——

He wanted to see Su Fang in swimming trunks. ╭(¤dish¤)╮

Of course, it would be even better if Su Fang unfortunately didn't prepare swimming trunks.His Majesty the Emperor would never mind a naked mandarin duck swim.

On this date, he was seen by the other party inside and out. If he didn't look back before the couple's day was over, he would feel that he was at a disadvantage no matter how he thought about it.