[HP] Moonlight Lingling

her office.As everyone knows, what awaits her is even crazier prank.

ˇChapter92癞蛤蟆的杯具ˇ最新更新:2014-02-2610:40:03

As soon as she left the office, she planned to go to Filch to help her teach those mischievous students—she had heard the rumors, but she herself felt that it was raising Filch's status, and Filch should be right She was so grateful that she didn't realize that Filch didn't want to act with her anymore.

So, of course, she couldn't find Filch.

But she suddenly found that she couldn't find her way back to her office.

Because she found that a strange black mist began to appear in a large area around her.

She waved her wand to try to dispel the mist, but there was no response.

Umbridge was full of doubts, but he could only bite the bullet and walk through.After walking two steps, she heard a piercing meow.

It turned out that she stepped on a cat's tail.But the voice probably wasn't Mrs. Norris, Nix, or Crookshanks.Presumably the Gryffindor kids turned all the cats on the plates in her office into real cats.

"Go away, you stupid cat!" She kicked over in disgust, but she didn't expect that there was not only one cat, but a large group of cats.She kicked it, and it wasn't a cat either.So she was besieged by a group of cats.

She managed to escape the claws of the group of cats.After being surrounded by a large group of cats and scratched all over her body, a group of owls flew towards her, and she hurriedly lowered her head to dodge, but unexpectedly, the group of owls seemed to be specially aimed at her, and directly slapped her feathers all over her body, choking. She coughed.

After coughing, she found that the previously inexplicable black mist had disappeared.In its place was a gigantic dog in front of him.This dog is very ugly, with three heads, each of which is roaring in a low voice, just like the legendary three-headed dog Cerberus, it is extremely frightening.

But Umbridge hadn't thought of that at all.She just thought it was some stupid, boring monster that Hagrid had raised.And she has always looked down on this creature.

So she waved her wand boredly to turn it into something else.

Who knew that what she conjured up was nothing but a large group of three-headed dogs like this.The ugly dogs all started barking, and started rushing in Umbridge's direction, chasing her along.

Seeing such a large group of three-headed dogs coming towards him, Umbridge ran away in a hurry.

But she obviously didn't notice that she was entering the Forbidden Forest.

When she came to her senses, in front of her was a large group of tall, magical creatures with half a man on top and a horse on the bottom.

"What are you doing?!" she yelled in horror.

"We have never allowed humans to set foot on our territory. How did you get here?" A blond centaur said proudly.

"You lowly creatures!" she said loudly without any politeness, not paying attention to the anger and disgust of the horsemen on the opposite side, "We allow you to establish a group on our land, and we are here for you Gift, there is nothing that is allowed or not allowed!"

The horse people were completely angry.

The impulsive young centaur has already taken out his bow and arrow.And Umbridge still stood there unrepentant, squinting haughtily at the centaurs.So, Umbridge mourned.

She was nailed to a big tree with three arrows sticking to the scalp above her head.

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Umbridge was dumbfounded.

She had just experienced the shock of being almost shot, so she was nailed to the tree rigidly for more than an hour.

When she came to her senses, she felt sore all over her body—too nervous from being scared.

So she cast a spell on herself, and trembling step by step slowly... crawled back to the castle.

But obviously, her disaster is not over yet.

Because after she had worked so hard to survive 81 and finally "climbed" to her office on the third floor, she found that her office had been destroyed.

In fact, this is not to blame others, only to blame herself.

Because she invited Pansy and Draco, but the two of them secretly used DA's Golden Gallon to inform the children of the other three colleges, so a group of children who cast illusion spells and wore invisibility cloaks got in Added a lot of material to her office.

But she herself kept all these ingredients, and instead destroyed many of her own treasured cat dishes.

Now when she comes back, those additions are all starting to work.

A large amount of swamp silt poured out of her office, which caused the corridor on the third floor to become a small swamp - I don't know what they did, next to the swamp, which is Umbridge The entrance of the office is directly on a lake with flat water.And because of this lake, Filch was very angry-he was driving a small boat across the lake, and his cat happened to be blocked by the banister of the stairs.

And the children with brooms lovingly used their brooms to bring the students who were trapped and couldn't get over.So, in the corridor on the third floor, brooms kept flying around.

And Filch obviously didn't intend to talk to Umbridge who was trapped in his office.He is trying to rescue his cat.

Umbridge had no choice but to cast the Lightning Curse himself and planned to make a living by himself.

But obviously, Merlin didn't hear her prayer today.She fell into the swamp.

"Help me!!" she yelled, but no one paid any attention to her.

Children flew over her on broomsticks, but no one wanted to save her, and no one wanted to pay attention to her.

At this moment, the Gryffindor twins appeared on broomsticks.

They carried no one on their brooms.

However, the two of them changed their attitude of confronting the professor in the past, and flew down, hovering above Umbridge.

"Professor Umbridge." "Professor Umbridge."

"Need help from our—" "—?"

"Need, need!" Umbridge seemed to be grasping at straws, "Get me out of here! I swear, I will fire the person who made this horrible prank!!!"

The twins looked at each other after hearing this.They stretched out their hands, smiling brightly and well-behaved:

"Come on, Professor!" "Grab our hands!"

"Let's get you out!" "Go get those who pull this prank!"

Unsuspecting, Umbridge reached out and grabbed the twins.

"BONG!" There was a loud noise.

The twins floating in the sky had already flown far away, and the children who had been sending their classmates to the other side with brooms were also taken aback.

Umbridge disappeared in place.

It turned out that the twins hadn't reached out to pull her.What they handed her was their latest invention in the shape of a hand, the strenuously pulling fireworks.

These fireworks started to explode the moment Umbridge pulled them, and then they were pulled away very close to Umbridge.

Bright fireworks appeared in the corridor on the third floor, and everyone who passed by couldn't help but stop to watch.

There are patterns when fireworks are released.

First up is a giant Gryffindor lion.He looks very mighty with the crown on.Then, a badger also appeared.Next came a soaring eagle and a huge snake. They appeared in midair in turn, and finally surrounded a huge H, forming the Hogwarts school emblem.

All the students watching couldn't help applauding - they laughed and sang the song "Weasley is our king".

"Pfft..." Someone couldn't help laughing.

Everyone took a closer look and saw the scene that made people laugh.

Umbridge's face was scorched black, and her hair was pointing straight up to the sky, as if struck by lightning.And her clothes have long been messed up by cats, and her hair has also been shot by arrows from horsemen, so the current look...is very shocking and embarrassing.

However, before the students could react to the next step, she suddenly disappeared in place.

Someone couldn't resist taking a closer look - on a broomstick, of course - and Umbridge disappeared.But where she disappeared, a toad appeared.

This time it was an unbearable burst of laughter.

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And poor Umbridge's misfortune wasn't over yet.

Before everyone could react, a phoenix fell from the sky, and someone pulled her tail back to the school—everyone recognized it, it was Dumbledore!

However, Phoenix's foothold seems to be poorly chosen.She looked as if she was about to fall straight into the swamp.

But Phoenix is ​​very smart.She opened her mouth, breathed out fire, and roasted the swamp, at least a lot harder, allowing her to stand on it and stop.

Dumbledore also understood what his pet was thinking, but he was just a little bit dumbfounded.With a wave of his wand, the swamp disappeared.So Dumbledore and his phoenix landed safely.

"Sorry, Professor..." A kind Hufflepuff student said weakly, "Just now, Professor Umbridge was still here..."

"Ah, is it?" Dumbledore looked a little surprised, but he didn't show any overly surprised expression, "Ah, I think Professor Umbridge is probably in... the Forbidden Forest? I'm not sure I would put those Where does the swamp go?"

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