How to Raid a Superpower

Ou Huang absently picked out a snapdragon mask. Previously, he was only focused on buying it for others, forgetting his own.Hanging on the side of his head, put the change away, is it cold? Ding heard Saiki Kusuo's question.

"Huh?" Ou Huang said with a smile following the other party's gaze. "Most of the animals in hell can speak human words, but there are worms...cough, only a small part can't do it. And even if they can't speak, they can understand human words, because they are all jailers, It belongs to the officially employed employees."

Bugs?

Saiki Kusuo cleared his throat in embarrassment? He is definitely not afraid of this kind of creature!

"Those three jailers just now are quite special among the jailers. The story of Momotaro is familiar in this country. They are the partners of Momotaro in the story. Lord Ghost Lantern invited them to work in hell, are they now? The jailers of Xichu .” Ou Huang said.

"Do the characters in myths and legends really exist?"

Saiki Kusuo looked around and slowed down.It wasn't until now that he realized how special he and Ou Huang, two ordinary human beings in the true sense, are here.In addition to ghosts, there are all kinds of strange monsters coming and going around, such as Kappa.Seen from the back, it looks like a normal human being, but the facial features on the front reveal a kind of weirdness, probably a demon who has used the illusion technique.

The scene can be described as a night walk of ghosts, and even saw a giant panda wearing human costumes while buying bamboo shoots on the side of the road!

Saiki Kusuo silently covered his face, before that all his attention was on Ou Huang.

"Of course it exists, like? Yamata no Orochi also works in hell, is it a part of the jailers?" Ou Huang tugged at Saiki Kusuo's sleeve, motioning him to put his ear close.

"Fat Da!"

Saiki Kusuo: "Well, I saw it."

"It's the assistant officer! The assistant officer of the ten kings."

"..."

"And over there! Takoyaki! I'll buy it for you, it tastes great!"

After whispering, Ou Huang trotted through the crowd all the way, making a series of crisp footsteps with his wooden clogs.

The owner of this stall is Ah Xiang, the director assistant of Zhonghe Hell, and one of Ou Huang's acquaintances.Every time I come to hell, I can almost meet him in Yan Mo Hall.With her beautiful appearance and full of affinity, she is very popular among the prison guards. Many? Men have a good impression of this single lady, which leads to a lot of people waiting in line?.

Ou Huang fell at the end of the team. Although he didn't want to admit it, but with his height... he couldn't see how many people there were in the whole team.Saiki Kusuo, who was only one centimeter taller than Ou Huang, also slandered in his heart, you, the big brother in front, are too tall! orz

Fortunately, there were several people in charge of the production, and only a few minutes passed when it was Ou Huang's turn.The super-sized takoyaki with full color, fragrance and taste is sizzling on the iron plate, and the soft and springy fresh ingredients vibrate slightly under the high temperature grilling.A row of bottles and jars were placed on the inner side of the cooking table, with labels indicating the types of seasonings on the bottles.

"Sister Ah Xiang—!"

"Ah~, little Ouhuang." Seeing the person coming, Ah Xiang covered her lips and smiled slightly, her eyebrows and eyes slightly curved. "It's been a while~, how are you doing recently?"

"Thank you for your concern? Everything is fine." Ou Huang bowed slightly, and pulled Kusuo Saiki who was in line with him. "The school just had a summer vacation, and I happened to have no job, so I brought my friends over to participate in the festival."

"Hello, I'm Saiki Kusuo." The pink-haired boy was a little restrained, secretly trying to suppress his curiosity.The two snake mouths that were regarded as girdles by the woman? Spit out a snake letter, staring at him with icy pupils...it really looks dangerous, hey!

"Ah~, are you Xiao Ouhuang's friend?" Axiang blinked her eyes. After working as a jailer for so many years, she could naturally feel the fresh vitality in Saiki Kusuo. "It's rare, you are the first person invited by him~."

"Cough, it's not important." Ou Huang handed over a few small denomination banknotes, "Sister Axiang, I want two takoyaki."

"I invite you to eat~, come, take it." Axiang took the freshly prepared food from the assistant, and put it in the hands of the two teenagers.The steaming takoyaki is decorated with finely chopped seasonings, which greatly increases the appetite.Due to the huge size, each carton can only hold one. "Welcome to hell, have fun? Oh."

Ou Huang and Saiki Kusuo: "Thank you very much."

Before leaving, Ou Huang didn't forget to buy dozens more takoyaki, and there were shikigami in the courtyard waiting for him to feed them, and he paid for them this time.

After saying goodbye to Axiang, Ou Huang led Saiki Kusuo to a hut for people to rest.It is said to be a hut, but it is actually just three pieces of wood put together.There was no cover on the side facing the street, and a few benches were left empty. After all, they had only visited one-tenth of the area so far.

While tasting the famous products of Zhonghe Hell, Ou Huang introduced that warm and gentle woman to Saiki Kusuo by the way.

"Sister Ah Xiang? A very good female prison guard. I have known Lord Ghost Lantern since the age of mythology. Wow~, delicious!"

Saiki Kusuo swallowed the food in his mouth, savoring the tender and elastic feeling between his lips and teeth. "Well, it's delicious."

Wait, age of mythology? ? ?Hold on, what is the age of women? Forbidden zone!

"By the way, do you want to try facial burn? The eyeballs look good? Wrong?!"

"……don't want."

"Where is the wild fried human soul?"

"Reject, I'm still a living person." Saiki Kusuo said indifferently.Even if he becomes a member of the dead, he will definitely not eat this kind of food that sounds like a san value!

Ou Huang shrugged regretfully. "Okay~, Mr. Bai Ze should also come to open a store. Last year, it seemed to be a medicinal pot. It's a pity that I didn't get it. I'll take you to find it later."

"Bai Ze?" Another new character.

"The divine beast Bai Ze, he is the head of all monsters in China. He was born to understand the principles of all things, or is he the authority of Chinese medicine. Now he lives in Taoyuan Township, where the fairylands of the two countries meet. The pharmacy, the main business is a senior pharmacist. I remember that when I was young, I was infected with the miasma of monsters, and my mother took me to him for treatment. I only took a small pill, and the medicine was cured. He really Super powerful, it is said that the ancestor of Taoism is also? He."

"Really?..." Saiki Kusuo left a drop of cold sweat on his forehead, turning into stars.

"Of course?! The Momotaro I mentioned before is now working under Mr. Shirasawa."

Ou Huang couldn't bear it when he mentioned the person he admired.Why are there such perfect people in the world?The human form is also very good-looking! (Ghost lamp: What is the fan filter? How thick is it? Go to the ophthalmology department for registration and don't give up on the treatment.)

"You... like him?" Saiki Kusuo asked uncertainly.

"Hey——" Ou Huang's cheeks flushed instantly, and the paper box of takoyaki fell to the ground after eating it.In a panic, he picked up the paper box and threw it into the trash can in the corner, and sat back on the bench step by step. "dislike."

The three words as thin as mosquitoes were not missed by the superpower, "Really?"

"I don't like it, uh...nor? That's right! I like Master Bai Ze very much, but not that kind of liking. Ahhhh——I blame Gu Yueyan for saying that I have a love partner. Nothing at all? Need an explanation? Yes." Ou Huang almost went crazy, "Do you understand what I mean?! Qi Mu!"

Saiki Kusuo hooked the corners of his mouth, and the shallow arc was fleeting. "I got it."

Thinking of Gu Yueyan, Ou Huang's head cooled down for a second.There was a small voice in his heart constantly telling him about the coming nightmare, many people's lives would disappear in the blink of an eye, and he could only watch them die, helpless.He has never experienced the death of most people, and fate is really not kind to him at all...

"Let's go." Saiki Kusuo stood up from the stool and extended his right hand to Ou Huang. "No? Are you going to find someone?"

Ou Huang raised his head, and after a brief hesitation, he held it up. "Well, go to Mr. Bai Ze."

The body temperature belonging to another person seems to convey some kind of power, and all hesitation and anxiety are gradually suppressed.The festival full of joy, the lively crowd, these vivid scenes made him raise his mouth involuntarily.

My mother was right, people should live in the present moment.

What a ghost!

Just 5 minutes later, Ou Huang hugged Saiki Kusuo's arm tightly next to a stall selling freshly squeezed juice somewhere on the street.The latter looked blank, not at all? Understand what happened.The former is still trying to press the other person's shoulders, trying to hide the figures of the two behind the moving ice cart.

Saiki Kusuo:? ? ?what's the situation.

Ou Huang: "Hush!"

"Are you? Are you trying to kill me, evil ghost!" The young man in a white Hanfu and a white coat was glaring at the man with a bow and arrow across the street.The candy apple in his hand was pierced by a sharp arrow from the center? Obviously the target was at the other end!

"You? Did it on purpose!"

The black kimono wrapped his thin body, and the sharp horns on his forehead revealed his identity as a ghost.Clean and crisp black short hair? Submissively attached to the scalp, handsome face attracts the eyes of women passing by.It's just a pity that his expressionless face gave people the feeling of being too indifferent, and the unique aura of the superior made him feel angry and prestige.

Such a man can only be seen from a distance.

At this time, his hands are still in the archery posture, and the kappa doll hanging on his arm is completely different from his own? The same style of painting.

"Conditioned reflex."

"Conditional reflex, sister! Aren't you a workaholic? What are you doing here! You scared all the beautiful girls away when you came!"

The disgusted expression on Bai Ze's face was almost ferocious, the young lady he just hooked up with just disappeared!I haven't got the phone number yet, you bastard!

"Heh." Gui Deng sneered, the faces of the two were already somewhat similar, and even the expressions were exactly the same at this time. "Go to hell as soon as possible, Bailu, you are welcome in Hell of All. Oh, I am also very interested in correcting your bad thoughts of women and alcohol with my own hands."

"I'm really sorry, but I'm a divine beast in China, an existence beyond reincarnation. Even if I go to hell? Fengdu, I have nothing to do with you!!!"

"...Ah, the beast white dolphin with nothing but a useful brain, I really feel sad for you Huaxia God Realm."

"You go! The air is polluted by evil spirits, don't delay my business!"

The bow in Ghost Lantern's hand was snapped with a snap. "You are the one who polluted the air, right? When I go back, I must find out who approved your application for the booth. Under the guise of opening a shop? To attract bees and butterflies, to ruin the atmosphere. I will definitely let you be strangled by mountains of needles, and beasts are also fine." It’s used as medicine. Don’t worry? I will treat you well as a research material.”

"What kind of heart? You evil ghost with your liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys all black, I want to sue you for personal revenge!" Bai Ze roared back.

The ghost lamp is still there? There is no expression on the face, and there is no change in tone.

"I told you earlier that I'm not an S attribute. Do you want me to cut off your ears and use them as a side dish? No? I'd better chop them up and use them as flower fertilizer for snapdragon grass."

People in the background: Help, you feel the anger of gods and humans from body to heart, okay!