How to Raid a Superpower

"Your...elder? I don't know anyone with the surname Ou." As for the comment that sounds very casual and can be directly classified as a "good person card", Saiki Kusuo selectively ignored it.

"You can also understand it as saving the world."

"Oh, do you mean hitting back the meteorite that fell to the earth?"

"Have you ever done something like this before?"

"..."

"Excellent, my front desk." Ou Huang didn't intend to continue the topic of 'humanity', "Whether the assistant can do it or not."

"I'll think about it." That's what he said, but Saiki Kusuo was really moved.What Ou Huang said before is very accurate, so far his life is like plain boiled water.If it weren't for the love of his family, maybe he would have become the great devil who destroyed the world long ago.Living without purpose, everything is so pale and boring.

"Then let's talk about salary. My fee is considered expensive in the same industry. It starts from 50 yuan for seeking amulets, and 20.00 yuan for exorcising evil spirits. I will give you [-]% of your income as salary for every business, of course. Well, you don’t have a share in this task, and I don’t get anything for nothing. If it’s a client you introduced, it’s another calculation. In addition to the salary, there is also a [-]% bonus. It’s a serious channel, and you can make money based on your ability.”

"make a deal."

"Very well, I will give you the first task now."

"When did you accept the commission?"

"No, use teleportation to send me home, I don't want to squeeze the bus. Does the Longjia community know? Find a corner where no one is there and leave me alone."

Saiki Kusuo: I will give you a chance to reorganize the language.

In the end, Ou Huang took a super-speeding car named Saiki Kusuo and got home in a second.In this regard, the passengers expressed their satisfaction and promoted the new assistant.

"From now on, you are the universal assistant!"

'...what's the difference? '

Saiki Kusuo didn't want to talk, and watched Ou Huang go upstairs with standard dead fish eyes.

After 3 minutes, the cooldown of teleportation was completed, and Kusuo Saiki appeared in his room.Although, his home is only a park away from the community where Ou Huang lives.

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"I am back."

After changing the slippers at the entrance, Ou Huang walked towards the living room.No one in the house responded to him, but the lights were on.At this moment, a small paper man less than ten centimeters high jumped towards Ou Huang.

"Haha, are you so enthusiastic?"

A thin red string was tied to the round head of the little paper figurine. He nodded repeatedly when he heard Ou Huang's question, and hooked Ou Huang's finger with his short hand.

Ou Huang just killed him by touching his head, which made the little paper figurine very happy.He crawled along Ouhuang's arm all the way to the other's shoulder, then sat down obediently, and pointed to the dining table.

Dinner for one person is placed on the long and simple wooden table, old Beijing noodles with fried sauce, seaweed and egg drop soup, and freshly squeezed orange juice.

"Thank you~." Ou Huang threw his schoolbag on the sofa, walked around the dining table and walked to the cooking counter in the open kitchen to wash his hands.

Many years ago, the little paper figurine could only make fish roe sushi. Later, after being trained by Ou Huang's mother, he is very good at cooking from various countries and all kinds of cuisines, and the one he is best at is Chinese cuisine.Because that lady is a Chinese person at heart.

After filling his stomach, Ou Huang injected a lot of spiritual power into the little paper figurine. The little paper figurine hiccupped in a very humane manner, and stuck Ou Huang's face on his face without facial features. cheeks.

Little Paper Man: Kiss——!

When Ou Huang entered the bathroom, the little paper figurine, who couldn't be idle, began to clean up the dining table, washed the dishes and put them on the shelf to dry.

After taking a comfortable bath, Ou Huang returned to the living room wearing a white bathrobe.As soon as he sat down on the tatami, the little paper figurine brought a cup of steaming tea.

After taking the teacup and putting it on the low table, Ou Huang lightly tapped the red string on the little paper figurine's head with his fingers. "Thanks."

After receiving the owner's "smooth hair", the little paper figurine shyly twisted.

"Hey——." Ou Huang sighed softly, relaxed his body, and leaned against the sofa behind him.The remote control was placed on the low table, but he had no desire to turn on the TV.

Speaking of which, it has been several days since I moved to this apartment, and it was the first time to stay overnight.The house belonged to his cousin Xiao Lin, who was nine years older than him.He has liked this cousin very much since he was a child. Even though she left her hometown due to work reasons, the two have never lost contact, and they will call each other every week to greet each other.

Three months ago, my cousin suddenly told him that she was getting married.Ou Huang was brushing his teeth at that time, and then he knew what toothpaste tasted like after eating it.

That cousin who is a workaholic, a code farmer, a celibate, and whose hobby is a maid wants it!Knot!marriage!

Ou Huang's first reaction was to look at the calendar to see if it was April Fool's Day.The second reaction was to look through the almanac and prepare to pick a good day for my cousin.

After another half a month, he finally met his cousin's marriage partner.

Hey——!There is a monster!

Wait, why is it a girl?

Wait, why did it grow horns? ?Still have a long tail? ? ?

After eating a sumptuous meal without taste, Ou Huang, who had been in a state of vomiting, finally returned to normal. He dragged his cousin and ran for five kilometers, and then the siblings, who were not very physically strong, lay down in front of the green belt Retching.

'My sister!I have no problem with you marrying a girl, as long as it's true love, I won't burn it.She has an evil spirit about her, but since she is married to you, she is a family, so just be happy.But the problem is, even if she is cute in a maid outfit, she is still a real dragon!Do you know how many talismans I put on her body when I saw her body! ! ! '

'Eh?Do you also think Thor is cute?Hahahahaha, your sister has always had a good eye! '

The girl in glasses, dressed in a shirt and trousers, put one hand on her hip and the other on Ou Huang's shoulder.

"Is this the point..." The main job is onmyoji, and Ou Huang has experienced many battles.But it was the first time he had seen a real dragon, and it was still the real dragon standing at the top of the biological pyramid!Not a dragon, nor a partial dragon!It's an invincible dragon who cultivates both magic and martial arts (Broken sound)! ! !

'Hey, little brother, the wedding is about to be held, and I still have two very troublesome problems that have not been resolved, can you give me some advice? '

'you say. At that time, Ou Huang, who was still somewhat naive, agreed very readily.

'Thor is actually not from our world, cough, dragon, she is from another world, so should I accompany her back to her hometown for another wedding? '

Strangling the last innocence to death, Ou Huang replied indifferently. 'Yes, must, must. '

'Well... But Thor's father is the leader of the Chaos forces over there. They have been fighting humans for tens of thousands of years. It is not an exaggeration to say that Thor's identity is the princess of the Dragon Clan.I married her so blatantly, and held the wedding in front of so many dragons, I feel that my life is in danger.After all, you also know that I am just an ordinary person. '

Marry a dragon from another world and tell me you are an ordinary person?Friend, you are jumping.

The complaints are the complaints, Ou Huang still gave his cousin a reassurance.

"I will definitely go to your wedding, Long... that is definitely not enough, if there is a real dragon attacking you, my cousin will naturally protect you, and I will take the opportunity to take you away."Don't worry, I have a magic weapon to save my life, so it will be fine. '

'Okay, that's it, now let's talk about the second question. While speaking, Xiao Lin found a bank card from his briefcase.

'This is all my savings since I started working. Thor and I have already picked out the ring. What do you think is better for the bride price? '

It stands to reason that Xiaolin should seek help from the elders in his family for such a matter, instead of looking for Ou Huang, his younger brother.But firstly, the two have a good relationship, and secondly, Xiaolin knows that Ou Huang is an onmyoji, and Ou Huang's mother is a very important person.She is not married to an ordinary person, so the dowry is naturally better.

Ou Huang did not live up to her expectations. 'Tonight, while it was dark, I went to the Imperial Palace and stole the eight-foot Qiong Gouyu.After a few days, find someone to help make a fake and send it back secretly. Anyway, most people can't tell the authenticity from the fake, so it's a waste to offer it there.The Yata mirror is in Gaotianyuan, and the Tiancongyun sword is in hell, so I can't get it. '

Now it's Kobayashi's turn to blackline. 'Don't know the law and break the law!Next! '

The final solution is that Ou Huang found his own shikigami and took a handful of wool from the shikigami.For example, the bamboo branch on the body of a certain loli, and the wine in the gourd of a certain ghost king.Some shikigami are easy to talk, so he got it easily.And those who are not easy to talk about... the process is too miserable, and the past cannot be traced.

"I don't know where my cousin and the others are now."

Ou Huang, who was in a state of emptiness, subconsciously looked at the gastric medicine oral liquid next to the TV, which was a standing medicine in Xiaolin's house.

After the two weddings, my cousin took her newlywed partner on a honeymoon trip. It is said that she will travel to every corner of the earth, and then go to another world to do the same.So Ou Huang, who happened to want to transfer to another school, got the right to live in this apartment, and by the way helped to look after the house.

At this time, Kobayashi, who was molesting penguins in Antarctica, suddenly sneezed, and Thor, who was busy catching krill for dinner, dropped the small wooden barrel in his hand and ran back to his partner.

"Did you catch a cold? Let me use fire magic again~!"

"No, no, no." Kobayashi shook his head again and again. Although he was wearing a shirt and a windbreaker, with Thor's magical blessing, he was really not cold at all.

"Maybe Ou Huang is talking about us."

"Eh~? Brother Ou Huang?" Thor put his hands in front of his chest and tilted his head, and the fierce dragon tail behind him swung back and forth a few times. "Then we'll bring him some extra gifts when we go back!"

Thor hates all humans except Kobayashi, except Ou Huang, because Ou Huang is Kobayashi's favorite younger brother.Now, he is also her favorite brother~!

"Then it's settled, let's go, let's take pictures~."

On the ice field that can't be seen as far as the eye can see, man and dragon continued their honeymoon trip.

The empty-nest onmyoji has already fallen asleep, and the bright moonlight shines into the room through the curtains, filling the floor with brilliance.In a daze, Ou Huang remembered that he had exchanged contact information with Saiki Kusuo, so he took out his phone from under the pillow.

On the other side, Saiki Kusuo, who was also lying on the bed and getting sleepy, tilted his head, and the small machine on the bedside table vibrated twice.

[Ou Huang]: Almighty assistant, please follow my call and arrive at Dragon House 08 at 30:401 tomorrow morning.After experiencing your strength firsthand, as the boss, I chose to become a salted fish.

Saiki Kusuo was silent for three seconds, and replied with three words: speak human words.

[Ou Huang]: I think teleportation is the best superpower in the world, what do you think?

[Saiki Kusuo]: ... Is this what you call another world?

[Ou Huang]: I heard you like coffee jelly?I have a chef at home, is three cups enough?

It seems that those monsters are really idle, and they even know his preferences clearly.Saiki Kusuo started typing with the virtual keyboard expressionlessly, and then hit the send button heavily.

[Saiki Kusuo]: Enough.