The leisurely life of a magician

Irresponsible Sand Sculpture (Not) Episode 1: "If Li Ke is a brave man"

Li Ke woke up and found himself in a strange place.There were quite a few people standing around him, all of them were dressed in gorgeous costumes, and they looked like nobles at first glance.

"Dear Brave Lord, I'm finally waiting for you." A beautiful blond girl raised her skirt and walked up to Li Ke, saluted and said: "I am Princess Lu Renjia from Harkison Kingdom, you can call me Princess Lu .”

"Hello, Passerby A." Li Ke gave her an indifferent look, "My name is Passerby B."

Crowd: ...

The smile on the princess's face could hardly be maintained: "That's such a coincidence, I didn't expect that we are so destined, even the names are quite similar."

Li Ke: "Why am I here?"

"Our country has encountered an unprecedented danger, so we have to hold a summoning ceremony to summon you to this world, so please save our country! Passerby B!"

"What can you give me?" Li Ke asked.

"Fame! Wealth! And..." The princess hesitated for a while, "I..."

Li Ke: "Not interested."

Princess: ...Hi!I've already said that you can still get me!

Li Ke: "Are there any video games?"

Princess: "No."

"Do you have the latest mech model?"

"……No."

Li Ke: "You have nothing, why should I help you?"

Princess:……

"But, but, we can give you fame, wealth, and a princess!" The king of Harkison said to Li Ke, "After I die, you can become the king of Harkison!"

"Excuse me, what are the benefits of being a king?" Li Ke asked, "Do you have five insurances and one housing fund? Is there any annual leave? As far as I know, most of the king's jobs are 807 year-round working system. Who do you think will attract people like this?" Sit on the throne instead of you?

Who wants to be a king in a place that doesn't even have video games or mecha models?And that princess A passerby, is it really okay to marry me?Those who don’t know think that inbreeding is popular in Harkison. Do you know the hidden dangers of inbreeding?

The marriage of close relatives will lead to the increase of recessive disease-causing genes, which will lead to genetic diseases and even deformities in the children born.And all this is due to consanguineous marriages.

So, even if you want to make the children born in the future suffer, do you still insist on inbreeding?This is for..."

King Harkison was expressionless: "High Priest, please send this brave man back to his original world!"

……

Irresponsible Sand Sculpture (Not) Episode 2 "If Facial Paralysis (Not) Li Ke Is Making Wine"

One day, on a whim, Li Ke brewed wine from wheat in a certain open space, and as a result, he attracted a dragon with long horns.

The Dragon Clan smelled the aroma of wine and was intoxicated by the smell. He walked to the open space and looked at Li Ke in the open space: "Hey, human, I want to drink that."

Li Ke: →_→

Dragon Clan: "Hey, human, what am I talking to you? Did you hear me?"

Li Ke: →_→

Dragon Clan: "Could it be... a deaf person?"

Li Ke: "No."

Dragon Clan: "So you can talk!"

Dragon Clan thought for a while, and threw him seven long swords from behind: "I'll exchange these swords with powerful magic power with you! How about it?"

Li Ke thought for a while and asked: "Powerful magic power? Can burying the sword in the soil serve as fertilizer?"

"Ah?" Dragon Clan nodded in a daze: "Well, probably, can you? Never mind him, let's exchange!"

After exchanging wine, Li Ke returned to the palace with the seven magic swords given by the Dragon Clan, just in time to run into Anos and Rhine.

"Master Li Ke, is this in your hand..." Anos was a little surprised when he saw the sword in Li Ke's hand, "Is it the legendary magic sword?"

Li Ke: "I don't know→_→"

"Where did this come from?" Rhine asked Li Ke, "By the way, Mr. Li Ke, didn't you go to make wine?"

Li Ke: "Yeah, and then someone wanted to exchange wine, so I exchanged."

Anos: "Is the magic sword in your hand obtained in exchange for wine?"

Li Ke: "Is there a problem?"

Anos: "The problem is serious! This is the legendary magic sword that can kill dragons! Who gave it to you?"

Li Ke: "It's too popular to remember."

Arnos: ...

Li Ke: "I heard that the magic sword is very powerful?"

Rhine: "Yes, after all, it is a sword that can kill dragons."

Li Ke: "So, can burying the sword in the soil act as fertilizer?"

Anos, Rhine: ... What impolite words are you talking about! !

"That's a magic sword!" Anos couldn't help but said, "This is a magic sword that all human braves dream of!"

"Really, then give it to the brave man." Li Ke said.

Rhine grasped the key words in it: "Wait, Lord Li Ke, when you say you gave the brave one, you mean that you have another magic sword?"

Li Ke shook his head, before the two could breathe a sigh of relief, Li Ke said again: "There are six more."

Rhine, Arnos: ...

Irresponsible Sand Sculpture (Not) Episode 3 "If Li Ke Sees a Woman Taking a Bath"

When Li Ke and Yake were wandering in the forest, they heard a sweet singing not far away.So the two walked in the direction of the voice, only to see Yana taking a bath in the river.

Yake's face turned red in a flash, but Li Ke standing beside him didn't change his face, and he didn't show any panic at all.

Yake looked at him with his head tilted: why are you not shy!We've all seen that scene!Really!

Li Ke: All races are different, why are you shy?Do you feel shy when you see a female pig?They have never had any clothes on.

Yake thought about the scene seriously, and replied: "Although what you said is very reasonable, Yana who is compared with the pig-headed man is really pitiful!

Li Ke reached out and pinched Yake's ears, rubbing: "But facts are facts."

Yake: "That's right, but please don't pinch my ears! I'm an adult!"

Li Ke: "Obviously a brat who feels shy when he sees women naked."

Yake: ...This is completely different!Don't normal people blush?Is it you who is not normal? ?

……

Then one day, Yake, John and Li Ke accidentally ran into a human woman taking a bath.

Yake's face turned red immediately, but Li Ke and John didn't care.

Yake asked the two of them: "Why are you not shy! You have seen that scene! Really!"

John said strangely: "It's too hot, isn't it normal to want to take a bath? And women like to be clean, so there's nothing abnormal about it?"

Yake: "It's just that you are not normal! You have seen women's naked bodies, why are you so calm? And you, why are you not ashamed?"

Li Ke was puzzled: "Ah? Isn't that Rhine?"

Yake is crazy: ... When will you go to treat your face blindness! !

Later, Yake grabbed Rhine: "Brother Rhine, I have something to tell you..."

Rhine: "You say."

After Yake finished talking about what happened, Rhine was silent for 2 minutes, finally patted Yake on the shoulder, and sighed: "You... you have worked hard."

The author has something to say: push the new article: "I'm in the world of cultivating immortals, eating and waiting to die"

Pre-received article: "The King of Food"

personal statement (probably)

I have mentioned many times about the book The Magician. It is similar to the style of light novels, but it does not fully inherit the writing style of Japanese light novels, which leads to a feeling of unstable writing style in the later period, especially in Wensai Knoll started there.

Then, let’s talk about the original intention of this book.

The background story of the character Li Ke, he is a killer.That's right, from the beginning to the end, he was a killer who wanted to retire. It can be seen from the memories of killing in the next few chapters that the reason why he became a killer was for revenge.

And when he reincarnated and came to another world, it was time for him to finish his revenge and prepare to live a retirement life.In terms of personal character, Li Ke has no cold-blooded attributes, but he is withdrawn and lonely enough, so he has a strong defense against people.

Many readers will think that Li Ke's behavior is problematic, but I don't think so, because this is really logical.I don't quite understand what kind of capable person is brought into another world in a second.

As for John, it is the entry point of the whole story. Because of the lack of CP, I chose John as a young character, not other female characters.After all, female characters are prone to uncontrollable factors such as romance.

John is the first person who walks into Li Ke's heart, or the central figure who implements the whole text. The greatest meaning of his existence is to witness and grow together with Li Ke.

Closer to home, leisurely life is closely related to the theme of leisurely life, so Li Ke's main line is very casual, and it can be regarded as wherever he goes.There is not much description of the gods in it, and there is not much mention of the entanglement between Gerrit and the Creator.

Therefore, the proportion of conspiracy theories in this article is very small, and there are even no major twists and turns.To put it simply, it is a story of a boy who was redeemed in a different world.

The tragic death of friends and relatives left him alone in the world.

The greatest meaning for him to live in this world, the spiritual pillar for his survival, is to kill the murderer with his own hands.

However, after revenge and revenge, this spiritual pillar also collapsed.

At that moment, he lost everything.

The reason why Li Ke created those things in the magical world was not really what he wanted to eat or what he wanted to get.

He was just feeling uneasy about this different world, and wanted to rely on this method to find the same or similar things in the previous world in this different world, so as to comfort himself.

Of course, this article describes very little about Li Ke's heart.Most of them can only see that he is a relatively lazy protagonist.

Therefore, Guan Zhongjianbao said that Li Ke's characterization failed, and I was very angry.

Thanks to the lovely little angel for being able to see this (bow), after talking so much, it may be a bit long-winded_(:з」∠)_

So, goodbye by fate~(*?▽?*)

Egg↓↓

Gourmet King Fragment:

The crimson moonlight shrouded the collapsed Temple of Hill, staining everything around it with blood.Accompanied by the violent vibration of the marble pillar that was hugged by dozens of people falling to the ground, a large amount of grayish-white stone dust fell down.

Wearing a white shirt, Li Luosi sat behind a log-colored desk, and in front of him was an unrolled parchment scroll. The paper was yellow and rough, and there were 22 black rectangular patterns arranged in a tower shape on it.

This parchment is an item created by him with divinity to store the 22 tarot cards he created.After predicting that his power would change hands, he scattered the Tarot cards into the human world, waiting for the opportunity to make a comeback.

Looking at the dazzling fire reflected by the glass inlaid with colorful crystals, Li Luosi shook his head and smiled bitterly, rolled up the parchment and put it in his shirt pocket.

In order to return to the God Realm and regain power, there is only one thing he can do now.

The gods descended from the human world to recruit believers to accumulate faith and gain more powerful power.

Lee Ross got up slowly and walked to the full-length mirror in front of the closet.The surface of the mirror exudes a light blue luster, and there are small ripples on it. As long as he passes through this mirror, he can descend to the human world, and the dying person or a different kind is used as the carrier of the divine descent.

It is very important to choose the carrier of God's Descend for the first time, just like choosing the initial occupation when playing a game.In his plan, becoming a god of war, a scientist, or a doctor will be of great help to him in collecting beliefs.It's just that the descending of the gods depends entirely on luck, even if he is the former creator.

"I hope I can have a good pregnancy." Li Luosi joked.

Then, he stepped into the water mirror, and the small light blue ripples began to fluctuate and gradually become disordered. At the same time as the last piece of clothing was integrated into the mirror, the mirror suddenly shattered into a little bit of stardust and disappeared.

In the next second, a figure suddenly appeared, standing in front of the wardrobe without a mirror.

……

After an unknown period of silence, his ears were surrounded by lively human voices, he slowly opened his eyes, his vision was blurred at first, and then covered with a faint yellow halo.

Half a second later, his vision gradually became clearer. What he could see was a horse lantern hanging in the air. The inner layer was polished glass, and the outer layer was a lamp frame surrounded by oxidized black iron.

What is this place?

Li Luosi didn't understand the situation for a while, and a voice came from his ear: "Loss, is my kebab still ready? I'm so hungry."

Kebab?barbecue?