I was transformed in ancient aristocratic waste

Xie Chongfeng and Gu Jinchen had crossed paths before, but they were both young back then, and he was four or five years younger than Gu Jinchen, and the situation he was in was quite different, so many things were heard.

I heard that Gu Jinchen is the most popular person among the children of the family. I heard that Gu Jinchen was given a marriage. I heard that Gu Jinchen and the eldest princess Qinse were in harmony. They gave birth to a son a year after their marriage. So he prayed to gods and worshiped Buddha everywhere, and heard the fortune teller that his son would die young after living in Chang'an for a long time, so he immediately packed up and returned home because of his brother's serious illness.

It seems that Gu Jinchen abandoned everything and went back to Yangzhou to hide his leisure for the sake of this child, and it seemed that he was using this child to try to escape the fate of being dragged by the emperor to follow the prime minister.

Xie Chongfeng doesn't pursue the truth of all this, but the kid in front of him who is loved by thousands of people in the rumors is really good at telling nonsense.

As soon as Gu Zhu's nonsense fell, before he could react, he saw the sharp arrow of the villain Xie Chongfeng trembling, and it missed it directly, and fell at his feet.

Gu Zhu was awakened by the falling arrow, and said 'ah' in her heart: it works!

Once she knew that she might still be saved, Gu Zhu's spirit immediately came back, and the actor went online and wrote a poem: "Xie Lang, do you remember the love poem in our previous life? You gave birth to me before I gave birth, but I gave birth to you already." I am old, I hate not being born at the same time, and I will be with you every day."

Xie Chongfeng tapped his fingers on his knee twice regularly, as if he was willing to listen to what Gu Zhu could make up when he was bored, and pointed out the unreasonable point: "In my previous life, I was ten years older than you?"

Gu Zhu sobbed sadly, and slowly walked over, with the appearance of a six-year-old child, posing as someone who has been there, nodded heavily, and continued to edit: "Hey, I didn't want to disturb your current life... "

"Then let's not talk about it, and I have the right to pretend that I didn't hear it?" Xie Chongfeng said calmly.

"No! What you say is just splashed water, how can you pretend you didn't hear it? Xie Chongfeng, I know you still don't believe me now, but what I said is true. In my previous life, you and I suffered from being beaten with sticks. It shouldn't happen again in this life, but if you insist on killing me, I won't complain even if I die at your hands..."

"Since there are no complaints, then shall I do it?" Xie Chongfeng smiled as if watching a play.

"But!" Gu Zhu quickly added, "I know you must be reluctant, so I must not die."

"I'm willing."

"No, you're just deceiving yourself and others." Gu Zhu rolled her eyes and made up more vigorously, "Especially remember our son and daughter in the last life... How pitiful, you said that you will take good care of us in the next life... Thank you Lang, do you really not remember? Maybe, if you wait another ten years, when you see me in ten years, you will definitely remember everything in your previous life. Well, it’s getting late, my father is still waiting I'll serve dinner, see you in ten years, Xie Lang bids farewell!"

Gu Zhu slipped out of the cave with a guilty conscience, her heart pounding, until she walked outside the cave, she didn't hear Xie Chongfeng calling her to stop.

I really believed it! ?Are you so stupid?

How should I put it, the feeling of loneliness of the master instantly filled his chest.But the expert Gu Zhu went out for a walk, but he still had no choice but to go back tremblingly on his short legs, poked Xie Chongfeng's arm who was warming up, and coquettishly ordered: "Well, You have to take me home. I, I don't know the way."

Xie Chongfeng, on the other hand, seemed surprised, looked at Gu Zhu, and smiled lightly: "Oh? We met again, ten years have come so soon? Why haven't I remembered anything yet? Are you lying to me?"

——Liar to you big headed ghost!

Gu Zhu licked her lips twice and said, "How dare I lie to you? I'm still young and I can't lie yet."

Xie Chongfeng stared at Gu Zhu with his dark pupils, expressing clearly that he didn't believe a word, but he seemed to be willing to break Gu Zhu's flaws one by one out of boredom: "Oh, then you said that you gave birth to me in the previous life. One son and one daughter, were you a woman in your previous life?"

Gu Zhu suspected that if he said nonsense that he was a woman in his previous life, then Xie Chongfeng would say that they were both men in this life, and there was no chance, and then he would kill him, so he said firmly: "Where is it, you and I were both men in the previous life?" .”

"Can men have children too?"

Gu Zhu vowed: "Of course, Xie Lang, don't think that the world in your previous life is the same as this life. The Buddha said that there are three thousand worlds, and each world has different laws. Men in the world in the previous life can have babies. We One of the children is called Tie Zhu and the other is called Quandan. Don’t think that if you haven’t seen it in this life, it’s not allowed, and it will only make you uneducated.” The novels in the previous life were set for pornography. not come out?Just picking one out will scare you to death.

When Xie Chongfeng heard this, he thought about it a little, changed his casual indifference, and said, "You still know the three thousand worlds? It seems that Gu Jinchen's child is not only good at making up things, but also has some unique features."

Gu Zhu insisted: "I didn't make it up..."

"It doesn't matter, no matter what you say, it has nothing to do with me. I don't want to kill you right now. I just think that it is not impossible to let you go out and freeze to death. There is plenty of time. If you come back, I will listen to you, a young child, and say a few more words. Have fun, when someone comes, it's not too late to kill you first." Xie Chongfeng said cruel words calmly.

Gu Zhu understood everything now, his feelings were worn out, and this guy didn't believe in ghosts and gods at all.

Now there are only two ways in front of him, either go out to seek death by himself, or stay here to enjoy this little fire, and finally be slaughtered by Xie Chongfeng.

Both left and right were dead, Gu Zhu really had no other choice, with a sore nose, sobbing and trembling, he went to the straw pile, and slapped Yu Chiyuan with all his strength, and the latter didn't wake up, so he slapped Yu Chiyuan on his back. On his back, he limped and walked out with difficulty: Anyway, if you go out for a walk, you may be able to find the officers and soldiers who are looking for you by mistake, take the words of Captain Chi Yuan, meet wild beasts or something, Yu Chi Yuan is better than him If it tastes better, it should give him another two seconds to live.

Seeing the little boy crying and going out with his "good friend" on his back to find a way out, Xie Chongfeng looked at the little boy unexpectedly, stood up and followed behind, and said, "I didn't expect you to know the word loyalty even though you are young." .”

Gu Zhu groaned and didn't bother to explain, and cursed: "None of your business, don't follow me! It's agreed that I will freeze to death myself!"

Xie Chongfeng followed slowly with his long legs, and said, "If you don't follow, how do you know if you and Yu Chiyuan have frozen to death?"

Gu Zhu had just walked out of the natural cave formed by the cracks in the valley at this time. Hearing the words of Xie Chongfeng, a perverted murderer, he had ten thousand curse words in his heart, but because he carried Yu Chiyuan, a fat man on his back, he was too tired to think about anything. , I could only keep going out, but after working so hard for a long time, I only moved a few steps, and it was less than one meter away from the cave.

Gu Zhu was about to vomit blood, unable to carry Yu Chiyuan behind him, hesitating whether he should just sit comfortably in the cave and wait for death, when suddenly there was a crisp sound from somewhere, Gu Zhu let go of his hand, and Yu Chiyuan Falling off his back, when he turned his head, he just saw a stone the size of a steamed bun falling from the sky just right on the back of the head of the big villain Xie Chongfeng, smashing him to the point of blood, and passed out.

Gu Zhu, who was dumbfounded: Heaven, heaven descends justice live live broadcast is amazing! ! !