I was transformed in ancient aristocratic waste

Before Cao Zhuo went to Yangzhou, he once listened to the training in the princess mansion of the eldest princess Daxing, that is, his eldest aunt. Save face, but don't have to take it seriously.

Cao Zhuo thought about it all the way, and felt that the son-in-law may represent the face of the royal family. Before the eldest aunt was sure that he did not want to reconcile with the son-in-law, he could not refute the face of the son-in-law outside, and had to maintain it when necessary.But how to deal with it in private, I'm afraid he needs to decide according to the situation. For example, the little eunuch Gao Luhai came to the study early in the morning to talk to Cao Zhuo:

"Third Highness, the son-in-law is asking to see you."

Yanyuan’s study is rather small, and there is a big round window in front of him. Open the round window, Cao Zhuo can see the scenery of Yanyuan, which is very pleasant, but the sky is gray, it seems that since he arrived in Yangzhou, the hazy rain It didn't stop.

"Okay, it's just in time. By the way, did my cousin bring it too?" The Third Highness didn't pay attention to the son-in-law. It's a thing of the past, and now there are six or seven noodles raised in the aunt's house.

That's right, how could the majestic and noble eldest princess condescend to marry a worthless fat man?

——Even if Gu Jinchen was not what he is now.

"When I went back to Your Highness, I didn't see the Young Lord." The little eunuch Gao Luhai was tall and thin, but when he stood beside the Third Highness, he didn't look much taller than the Third Highness. It seems that they are very easy to forget, and they have truly achieved the green leaf effect of 'not overwhelming the guests'.

The third prince Cao Zhuo folded his hands behind his back, lowered his eyelids, he didn't know what he was thinking, sighed, and said, "See you then."

Gao Luhai understood his master, and complained as he followed, "Actually, it's not a bad idea to see him. The son-in-law clearly knows the purpose of our trip, to pick up the young master, but yesterday he didn't even come to greet him in person. It's really a big show to send some kind of troublesome steward Guo to dismiss us! Only when the master doesn't see him can he suppress the son-in-law's heart."

The third prince heard it comfortably, but said: "But let's go and listen to how the son-in-law explained why he didn't go yesterday."

"Here." The little eunuch bowed even more.

From the study to the main hall of Yanyuan, the third prince Cao Zhuo saw a huge shadow standing in the middle of the main hall!

Cao Zhuo's right foot almost stepped on his left foot, he was stunned, and Gao Luhai helped him a little before he fell without shame.

"Hey, Third Highness! Third Highness Wanan." The son-in-law Gu Jinchen seemed to have heard the movement, turned his head, and hurriedly saluted the little prince who was about seven or eight years old this year.

"Please hurry up! The son-in-law doesn't need to perform such a great gift." Cao Zhuo immediately showed the enthusiasm of his relatives.

The two talked to each other, and after the exchange of greetings, they sat down one after another, and the tea was served on the table. The two of them served the tea together, blew on the tea noodles, and moistened their lips.

The third prince, Cao Zhuo, was still hesitating, not knowing why the son-in-law came to the door early in the morning.

But he didn't want his son-in-law Gu Jinchen to speak frankly, so he wiped his tears when he opened his mouth, and said aggrievedly: "Third prince, I shouldn't have found some bad things to tell you early in the morning, but you also know that your cousin has a bastard Fourth Uncle, a few years ago, I got into a love debt. Who knew that the love debt had just been settled with him, and the court’s chastity archway was also issued. That woman didn’t want to be alone for the rest of her life. But the bad is also bad here..."

"When we were husband and wife, we were bumped into by many people. The woman hanged herself, and the woman's father falsely accused my family of bullying others and occupying a good woman. My fourth brother didn't know how to explain, and he didn't know the seriousness of the matter. It’s because I just beat that wicked old man up, and then let him spread rumors about my family’s bullying everywhere.”

"Fortunately, the heavens are open, and now there is a way to solve this problem. My family has reached an agreement with the Wang family. If I marry that poor girl, the Wang family is willing to clarify for my family. Now I send you to withdraw the order of the Wang family archway together. Today, if His Highness the Third Highness is willing to use the token in your hand to issue an order to the prefect of Yangzhou to demolish the archway, there will be wedding wine to drink in a few days."

The third prince, Cao Zhuo, was surprised that there was such a mistake in the Gu family, and then wondered whether there was fraud, but it had nothing to do with him, Cao Zhuo nodded with a smile, and said, "This is easy to deal with." It’s just a memorial archway, but is it true that the son-in-law does not pursue the crime of deceiving the king by the Wang family? Why bother to invite the wise men of your family to hold a yin marriage?”

"If you want to follow the normal procedure, then the Wang family is guilty of confiscating the family and exiling it! I will play the emperor's father in this hall, and let the emperor post a notice, clarifying all the innocence between your family and this matter? It's not as good as you. Are you married?"

The son-in-law Gu Jinchen shook his head with a smile, looking like a simple and honest old father: "No, no, no, Zhuzhu participated in the whole process, Zhuzhu is kind-hearted, and he feels that the old man of the Wang family is not good, so he forced his family to The girl was widowed, and she forced her to death in the end, because she wanted to give the eldest girl of the Wang family a home, and Zhuzhu wanted to take this opportunity to make his fourth uncle reform, so..."

"Third Highness, you have to help us. Otherwise, Zhuzhu wouldn't know how sad she would be."

After Cao Zhuo heard this, he disliked the fat man in front of him who looked like a weeping woman, and felt that it would be a good deal to sell his cousin, not to mention that this matter is indeed a trivial matter, even if cousin Zhuzhu wrote to Chang'an and asked his aunt to do it, My aunt can do it too, and it's really a good deal for him to get a favor from his cousin here.

Cao Zhuo thought very far, and his eyes lost focus. From afar, he seemed to be able to see his cousin's deep-rooted love for him. After speaking kindly in front of her, she finally became the master of the Eastern Palace, and became... the Ninety-Five Supreme.So that those sluts who look down on him will tremble and kneel at his feet from now on, worrying and fearing every day.

In just a blink of an eye, the third prince, Cao Zhuo, seemed to have finished his life. At this time, he dreamed back to the age of seven, and agreed: "This matter is easy to handle. I'm just a son-in-law. What about Zhuzhu people? I came to Yangzhou, the most important thing Yes, just to see my cousin, my aunt really misses my cousin, and has become ill from depression, I must see Zhuzhu with my own eyes to see if he is alright, otherwise..."

Cao Zhuo didn't want to say something clearly, after all, it's not the time to tear up his face.

"I know I know." The son-in-law Gu Jinchen nodded very sensiblely and said, "It's easy to say, and it should be. I didn't come to see you yesterday because my poor Zhuzhu is not in good health. There is some flesh, but it's all empty flesh, the body is very weak, the doctor said that he can't see the wind, so he is planning to send him to Guanglin Temple to recuperate, how about the third highness go to Guanglin Temple to meet Zhuzhu in a few days?"

Cao Zhuo is not in a hurry, he still has to cultivate his current blackness - caused by reading at night with the lamp on - he must win his heart the first time he sees Zhuzhu!

"It's not in a hurry, the son-in-law should not be in a hurry about the withdrawal of the archway, right?"

"No hurry, no hurry."

"That's good. After I have met my cousin, I will personally ask my cousin what he likes and dislikes about the Wang family, and then I can confirm that the Wang family is not guilty."

"That's it."

The two casually chatted about family affairs, and Cao Zhuo sent the chubby son-in-law away. As soon as he sent him away, his face was full of contempt and arrogance: "I thought the son-in-law loved my cousin so much and dared to fight with my aunt. , that’s all.”

Gao Luhai on the side echoed: "Isn't it? Rumors are probably the most unreliable things, but it is also wise for the son-in-law to return the young master to the eldest princess for the sake of the reputation of the general's mansion."

Cao Zhuo nodded.

After a few days, Cao Zhuo led only four masters and followed his son-in-law to the mountain to meet his cousin. He was very pretty, but he felt that it was too fancy for a while, even though Yu Chiyuan said that Bai Wang was a demon. How decent is it for a prince to dress up like this for a monster-like person?Then he changed into a low-key and luxurious tooth-colored robe.

Along the way, he thought a lot about what he should say after meeting his cousin, but when he really saw the deity, Cao Zhuo was sweating and his head was empty.

I saw that the little chubby sitting on the bed, eating with greasy mouth, messy hair, and sitting carelessly, really looked like a copy of the son-in-law, but there was a huge difference from the portrait!

"This..." Cao Zhuo was suspicious, but he didn't want to show it. He was afraid that the characters on the portrait had been beautified, and the one in front of him was really his aunt's precious lump, Gu Zhu!

"Cousin?" Xiao Pangdun's eyes were squeezed by flesh, and he didn't know whether they were open or closed.

Cao Zhuo was puzzled, with just these two slits, is it really possible to see people?

"Hey...cousin?" Cao Zhuo sat down, holding his breath, his eyes frantically looking for a birthmark on the chubby neck. He remembered that his aunt said that there was a tooth mark on the back of his cousin's neck. The shape of the birthmark, this birthmark was originally said to be unlucky, I am afraid that it owed someone or something in the previous life, so after death, the soul was bitten by the creditor, and it must be repaid in the next life.

Cao Zhuo sat down, pretending to flip through his cousin's long hair inadvertently, and saw that there was really a red birthmark in the shape of teeth marks on the back of his cousin's neck, the color was purple-black, and it didn't look like just Was bitten to fake.

——So, this thing is my cousin?

Cao Zhuo really felt that he was ashamed to be looked at by this filthy thing!How can such dignified relatives not pay attention to manners?Probably inherited the bad blood of those warriors...

Those reckless men who only know how to fight and kill are illiterate and uncultivated. The offspring they give birth to are useless to the community and useless to the people. Instead of keeping these moths, it is really better to go to prison. The court is clean!

But right now, Cao Zhuo took out his handkerchief dyed with expensive incense, put on airs, gently wiped his cousin's oily lips, and said, "Yes, cousin, I'm Cao Zhuo, your third cousin."

On the other side, Gu Zhu, who was somehow taken by Guanshi Guo to the Zhuangzi in the countryside, held an umbrella to watch Guanshi Guo fish with the grandpa butler on the Zhuangzi.

The drizzle was silent, but when it fell into the water, it made a dense and gentle sound, tick-tock-tick.

Gu Zhu lay dead on his silly elder's back, dangling his hands back and forth, straddling his narrow waist with his short legs, and felt sleepy hearing the sound of rain falling, breathing softly.

Suddenly, Guanshi Guo took the bait with a big fish. Gu Zhu immediately woke up and clapped his hands very applaudingly: "Good! Well caught! Big fish! I want to eat fish head with chopped peppers tonight!"

Steward Guo is always calm and calm. He put the fish into the basket and replied, "Okay."

In the evening, Gu Zhu was lying in his bedroom in Zhuangzi watching the rain, the night wind mixed with the drizzle fell on his face, it was very comfortable, but...is this f*cking too leisurely? !Where is he eating and sleeping here now? !The science test is coming soon!He can't teach Big Brother Daijin, so he has to poach that smart Gu Zhi to take the exam!

Gu Zhu sighed for the 360th time, closed the window, lay on the bed with his legs crossed, and said to Xie Chongfeng, who was wearing a big flower on his head, "Tie Zhu, you should go to sleep too, it's raining heavily, if you're afraid , you can share the same bed with me, anyway, no one cares about it here, as long as you don’t go home, Dad Pie won’t know about it.”

Gu Zhu was very generous and gave up a large space, while Xie Chongfeng lowered his head, looking shy and afraid, turned his head and went to sleep curled up on his bed.

In the middle of the night, Gu Zhu closed his eyes and called to pee, but the country boy who was watching the night in the porch fell asleep and didn't hear it. Xie Chongfeng, who was writing by the faint candlelight outside, immediately hid the few secret letters in his hand, and his ears twitched. He moved, and heard that the little thing in the room was still in a daze, not to mention that he was about to pee on the kang, so he glanced at the urinal not far away, hesitated for less than a second, stood up and carried it to the little thing.

After solving the needs of the little thing, Xie Chongfeng waited for a long time, and heard the breathing in the middle continue to calm down, and then re-lighted the candle on his side. After writing the secret letter and putting it in a thin bamboo tube the size of the tail knuckle, He took out another piece of blank letter paper, and wrote the first few vigorous words on it: human. skin. mask. secret method.

The next day, Gu Zhu had nothing to do but heard from Guanshi Guo that the archway of the Wang family had been demolished. She was so happy that she immediately cooked two more bowls of rice. There is a piece of kraft paper at the foot, and when you look closely, it turns out that there is a map on the kraft paper!

"Treasure map? Will the treasure map appear here?" Gu Zhu suspected that it was a prank by some children in Zhuangzi, but it was fine to follow this map. Anyway, the end of this crude map is not outside Zhuangzi. If he doesn't go out, he is very safe.

The bored Gu Zhu immediately assembled a group of expeditions, consisting of three or five kittens, seven or eight puppies in the village, plus his silly elder, and entered the detective time.

Gu Zhu likes to lie on the back of an idiot and command over and over, holding the neat and exquisite treasure map in his hand, pointing to the location of the woodshed, and saying in Xie Chongfeng's ear, "Go forward!"

Like a beautiful milk fox with big ears and his tiger.

The process of finding the treasure was very interesting. Gu Zhu spent the whole day, and finally found a piece of yellowed letter paper with a strong ink smell in the big cabinet where Zhuangzi kept his account books.

The big headline on the letter headed straight for his eyes——Human, Skin, Mask, and Secret Technique!

"This... Could it be that my golden finger is thinking of something?!" Gu Zhu rubbed her pointed chin and nodded, "I'm so awesome!"