I was transformed in ancient aristocratic waste
Chapter 2 Ganfan Father and Son Dang Xiandi This is a professional shit stirrer, right? ...
Gu Zhu, Xiaozi Suijin, was born in the sixth year of Tianyuan. He just turned six years old this year. His birthday is on the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month. He lives in Mingyuan, the General's Mansion in Chengzi Township, Yangzhou. His phone number... Well, no yet.
His father is Gu Jinchen, the fifth son of Grandpa Gu, who has no serious job for the time being. He is an unemployed housewife. Three years ago, he suddenly heard that his second elder brother was critically ill, so he led Gu Zhu, who was only two years old, all the way from Chang'an to Yangzhou to visit him. After the search was gone, he settled in Yangzhou by the way and stayed in mourning for three years.
During the mourning period, he stayed at home, and together with his food-loving kid, Gu Zhu, ordered three meals a day. The farthest he could go was the Xianxiang Fish Meatball Shop in the northernmost part of Luocheng. After ordering to go home to cook, the father and son cooked in the dark. After a long time, the big one weighed more than 200 kilograms, and the small belly bag was lifted, and the little belly swayed up and down.
In Gu Zhu's little head, who didn't want to think about anything, she used to think that this was the happiest day in the world. She ate, drank, spanked and spanked every day, lying on the porch with her father to cook in spring, and lying on the grape arbor with her father in summer. Cooking rice, climbing high in the suburbs in autumn, then cooking rice, sleeping under the blanket with dad and doing hot pot in winter, there is no happier life than this.
However, the good times didn't last long. Since Gu Zhu got rid of the period of cerebellar hypoplasia and was able to jump up and down by himself, she began to have enough brain capacity to think about more complicated problems, such as:
First: I heard that my mother is the most beautiful woman in Chang'an, and she would not marry unless I was a big cake father.
The rice cooker was shocked!
Second: I heard that my mother is the only princess who can raise private soldiers, but women do not give in to men. Chang'an is also a famous place of romance and prosperity. Every day, countless fair faces come to my mother to flirt... ah Bah, it's selling style.
Is this worth it? !When my pie daddy is dead? !
Third: I heard that Dabing Daddy had a childhood sweetheart back then who was about to get married, but it turned out that he was bestowed a marriage by the first emperor, and that little green plum was also accused of being the third uncle who is currently residing in Chang'an as his successor.
The late emperor is a professional shit stirrer, right?Pointing Qingmei to Dabing Daddy's third brother, isn't it clear that he wants to watch the third sister-in-law of a large-scale family ethics drama?
Gu Zhu was so worried, he was so worried that he didn’t make a shrimp dumpling for supper yesterday, but Gu Zhu’s little head couldn’t remember things that were too complicated, and children’s brains probably have a big forgetfulness, so the melancholy of last night was overwhelmed overnight. Turned into snowflakes and flew away, and the next day happily waited for Qiao Ran's cousin to come to accompany him to ostentatiously go to the market to hire a cat.
Hiring cats was very popular among the children of the former aristocratic family in Daxing Dynasty. In the past, most of them kept dogs. Later, when Zhang Xueqiu, a big star of Nanshan Academy in Chang'an and a master of goods, made a high-profile story of hiring cats, countless younger brothers and younger sisters rushed to imitate them. Students who go to Nanshan Academy to study will feel ashamed to go out to meet friends if they don't hire a cat to go home.
Gu Zhu has always loved to play, and any new thing must be mixed with his feet to be considered happy. He has been yelling for a long time to hire a cat, to go down the river to catch small fish, and then dry it into dried small fish, and finally tie it up. On the jade bamboo pole made by craftsmen, Qiaoran asked his cousin to take him to catch a kitten and come back.
This matter is easy to say, but Dabing Dad is very worried. He said that there are several ways to hire a cat. You can bring one back by sending some cigarettes, salt, sugar and tea to the owner of the female cat. There are official documents, but Gu Zhu wanted to catch someone else's wild cat home, so he called his big-hearted and fat daddy to chase after Gu Qiaoran. It's better to be well-behaved and sensible, not to catch and bite people.
The hearty and chubby pie daddy looked at his little son lovingly, his fatherly love was turbulent, but hearing that the little boy cared about him so much and wanted to make a facial mask for himself, he was moved to tears, wiping his tears with the corner of his clothes, and wrinkled He frowned and persuaded, "Why don't Dad go with you? Sui Jin, you are not here, Dad is not at ease."
Gu Zhu patted Dabing Daddy's broad shoulders, turned her head and said to the cousin who had just arrived, "Why don't you stay with my dad, Brother Daijin, it's too conspicuous when you go out with us, you won't be surprised wherever you go." Someone came up to say hello, and the kitten I had a crush on, Yuchi Yuan from Yuchi's family, also loves it very much, it's too late, but it will be snatched away!"
The little girl Gu Zhu waved her hands hastily, not caring about Dabing Daddy's eagerness to persuade her to stay, a girl stepped forward and put on the jeweled red tasseled crown, and she took cousin Qiaoran's hand and ran out: "Second brother, go!"
Gu Zhu has the best relationship with Gu Qiaoran, the second elder brother of the fourth room, so he directly called "Second Brother" in private, but his second elder brother couldn't do it like him, even if he didn't greet him seriously, he was afraid of being stopped. Rushed outside, bowed very respectfully to Uncle Wu, who had a high status in the family, and said goodbye, "Uncle Wu, that nephew and brother Zhu are going first."
"Oh, Qiao Ran, you have to keep an eye on Zhuzhu, and you have to come back early at noon. Uncle Wu called the table noodles in the Emerald Pavilion. There are 24 wontons that he likes."
Gu Qiaoran naturally responded to everything, and nodded with a smile, then the little dwarf Gu Zhu dragged the tassels around his waist and walked out, passing by elder brother Gu Daijin, and said with a playful smile: "Then elder brother, I'm going out now." .”
Gu Daijin stood by and watched from the moment he entered the door, unable to get in a word, and he finally got the time to speak, but the second younger brother got the approval of the fifth uncle when he went out. How could a junior be able to point fingers and object?So he could only sigh, waved his hands and said, "Go, go, come back earlier."
"Understood!" Second Master Qiao laughed a few times, picked up Gu Zhu, who had short legs, and went out in a big way. The two of them went out on their own feet, followed by two extremely strong thugs. Together, get into the carriage, cross the river, and go to the morning market in Luocheng, where the smoke is everywhere and the shoulders are rubbing against each other.
Yangzhou is divided into two parts, one is the city where the government and aristocratic families lived, named Huanzi City, and the other is the later built Fangshi and civilian residential area, named Luocheng.Luocheng is divided into East City and West City. It is the most important transportation fortress for Daxing’s north-south grain and grass transportation, salt, money and iron transportation. The incidental effect of such convenient transportation is that there are many merchants in Yangzhou. Not the best, but the most expensive.
Gu Zhu has been in Yangzhou for almost four years, and he can be regarded as a young Yangzhou native. He is not very optimistic about the uncles and uncles who spend money to save face at the various gatherings he goes back to attend, but the second brother around him is very different from the uncles. Relatively low-key, doesn't like to show off, likes to play like him, but always has a sense of proportion, which makes people feel comfortable. Since childhood, Gu Zhu was almost always hugged by her father or her second brother who was warm and familiar. At present, there was a bit of winking, and as soon as he got in the car, he poked the second brother's arm, and asked: "Second brother, the elder brother waits for today, but he rarely comes to our Mingyuan. Is it because of you that he came here today?"
Gu Qiaoran was very nice and loved to laugh. When he smiled, he raised his chin slightly, sitting in a free and easy posture, while pinching the little fleshy paw of little friend Gu Zhu, he said casually: "Anyway, it's not a big deal, it doesn't bother us. , today we are here to hire cats, you kids, just play around, what do you know so much about?"
It doesn't matter if there is anyone beside him, he doesn't bother to care about it, but if the second brother Qiao asks him to do something, no matter how troublesome Gu Zhu is, he will help talk and make peace with him: "Second brother It's my business."
Gu Qiaoran's eyes moved slightly, his eyelashes fluttered up and down, but he looked like a carefree and unrestrained child, and put his arms around Gu Zhu, who was much shorter than his peers, and said with a smile: "That's a good relationship. If you run out of money, you have to take care of your second brother."
"Haha, why don't you have any money? My father is a son-in-law. My father said that our family has money from the court to eat and drink. We can't finish eating every year. If you want money, it's not easy to handle? I will tell my father when I go back. Let him give it to you." Gu Zhu thought it was a big deal, if it was a lack of money, it would be difficult to handle?
But as soon as these words came out, Gu Zhu coughed cowardly again, and added: "Well, second brother, if daddy gives you money, you must not tell it, or else only you will get it, and no other brothers will get it." , other brothers will feel that my father is partial, and my father is a talkative person. If they come to ask for an explanation, my father will definitely not be able to stand it. Everyone may have to pay a share of money, but it's not me, Gu Zhu. Be stingy, there are too many cousins in the family, and the cousins have all become families, and there are still many juniors below. If everyone sends money, then my father and I will only be able to drink Northwest Wind next year lived."
As Gu Zhu was talking, she was really worried, and she looked up at her second elder brother aggrieved.
Gu Qiaoran couldn't help laughing, patted the little guy on the head, and said, "Silly Zhuzhu, the second brother is just making an analogy, do you understand the analogy?"
Gu Zhu nodded her head: "I understand, I just made an analogy."
Gu Qiaoran was slightly taken aback, not believing that the little guy in front of him really understood, but he still said: "Zhuzhu is really smart, but Zhuzhu, sometimes, for people like you and me, it's better to be a little confused."
The carriage got on the small bridge at this time, the wooden shaft of the carriage pressed against the bluestone bridge deck, and could not go up for a long time, the bridge deck was wet and slippery, the horse's hooves slipped, halfway up, it was dragged back by the heavy and luxurious carriage .
The thugs sitting on the extension board outside the car immediately jumped out of the carriage and pushed to the rear, while Gu Zhu and his second brother inside the car were still sitting quietly, not worrying about such trivial matters as whether the carriage could cross the bridge or not. .
"Why?" Gu Zhu pinched the Polygonatum pole in his hand, and the small dried fish hanging on the Polygonatum pole dangled playfully.
However, Gu Qiaoran stopped the topic, shook his head vaguely, and said: "No reason, and brother Zhu doesn't have to worry about my words, just be yourself, you are the best now. .”
Gu Zhu was praised, her face was flushed, and she looked very cute, so she wanted to ask: "Then what do I look like now?"
Gu Qiaoran also said happily: "Of course it's happy every day, and you don't care about everything." Only in this way, the Gu family will be like your small characters, year after year, happy and healthy.
His father is Gu Jinchen, the fifth son of Grandpa Gu, who has no serious job for the time being. He is an unemployed housewife. Three years ago, he suddenly heard that his second elder brother was critically ill, so he led Gu Zhu, who was only two years old, all the way from Chang'an to Yangzhou to visit him. After the search was gone, he settled in Yangzhou by the way and stayed in mourning for three years.
During the mourning period, he stayed at home, and together with his food-loving kid, Gu Zhu, ordered three meals a day. The farthest he could go was the Xianxiang Fish Meatball Shop in the northernmost part of Luocheng. After ordering to go home to cook, the father and son cooked in the dark. After a long time, the big one weighed more than 200 kilograms, and the small belly bag was lifted, and the little belly swayed up and down.
In Gu Zhu's little head, who didn't want to think about anything, she used to think that this was the happiest day in the world. She ate, drank, spanked and spanked every day, lying on the porch with her father to cook in spring, and lying on the grape arbor with her father in summer. Cooking rice, climbing high in the suburbs in autumn, then cooking rice, sleeping under the blanket with dad and doing hot pot in winter, there is no happier life than this.
However, the good times didn't last long. Since Gu Zhu got rid of the period of cerebellar hypoplasia and was able to jump up and down by himself, she began to have enough brain capacity to think about more complicated problems, such as:
First: I heard that my mother is the most beautiful woman in Chang'an, and she would not marry unless I was a big cake father.
The rice cooker was shocked!
Second: I heard that my mother is the only princess who can raise private soldiers, but women do not give in to men. Chang'an is also a famous place of romance and prosperity. Every day, countless fair faces come to my mother to flirt... ah Bah, it's selling style.
Is this worth it? !When my pie daddy is dead? !
Third: I heard that Dabing Daddy had a childhood sweetheart back then who was about to get married, but it turned out that he was bestowed a marriage by the first emperor, and that little green plum was also accused of being the third uncle who is currently residing in Chang'an as his successor.
The late emperor is a professional shit stirrer, right?Pointing Qingmei to Dabing Daddy's third brother, isn't it clear that he wants to watch the third sister-in-law of a large-scale family ethics drama?
Gu Zhu was so worried, he was so worried that he didn’t make a shrimp dumpling for supper yesterday, but Gu Zhu’s little head couldn’t remember things that were too complicated, and children’s brains probably have a big forgetfulness, so the melancholy of last night was overwhelmed overnight. Turned into snowflakes and flew away, and the next day happily waited for Qiao Ran's cousin to come to accompany him to ostentatiously go to the market to hire a cat.
Hiring cats was very popular among the children of the former aristocratic family in Daxing Dynasty. In the past, most of them kept dogs. Later, when Zhang Xueqiu, a big star of Nanshan Academy in Chang'an and a master of goods, made a high-profile story of hiring cats, countless younger brothers and younger sisters rushed to imitate them. Students who go to Nanshan Academy to study will feel ashamed to go out to meet friends if they don't hire a cat to go home.
Gu Zhu has always loved to play, and any new thing must be mixed with his feet to be considered happy. He has been yelling for a long time to hire a cat, to go down the river to catch small fish, and then dry it into dried small fish, and finally tie it up. On the jade bamboo pole made by craftsmen, Qiaoran asked his cousin to take him to catch a kitten and come back.
This matter is easy to say, but Dabing Dad is very worried. He said that there are several ways to hire a cat. You can bring one back by sending some cigarettes, salt, sugar and tea to the owner of the female cat. There are official documents, but Gu Zhu wanted to catch someone else's wild cat home, so he called his big-hearted and fat daddy to chase after Gu Qiaoran. It's better to be well-behaved and sensible, not to catch and bite people.
The hearty and chubby pie daddy looked at his little son lovingly, his fatherly love was turbulent, but hearing that the little boy cared about him so much and wanted to make a facial mask for himself, he was moved to tears, wiping his tears with the corner of his clothes, and wrinkled He frowned and persuaded, "Why don't Dad go with you? Sui Jin, you are not here, Dad is not at ease."
Gu Zhu patted Dabing Daddy's broad shoulders, turned her head and said to the cousin who had just arrived, "Why don't you stay with my dad, Brother Daijin, it's too conspicuous when you go out with us, you won't be surprised wherever you go." Someone came up to say hello, and the kitten I had a crush on, Yuchi Yuan from Yuchi's family, also loves it very much, it's too late, but it will be snatched away!"
The little girl Gu Zhu waved her hands hastily, not caring about Dabing Daddy's eagerness to persuade her to stay, a girl stepped forward and put on the jeweled red tasseled crown, and she took cousin Qiaoran's hand and ran out: "Second brother, go!"
Gu Zhu has the best relationship with Gu Qiaoran, the second elder brother of the fourth room, so he directly called "Second Brother" in private, but his second elder brother couldn't do it like him, even if he didn't greet him seriously, he was afraid of being stopped. Rushed outside, bowed very respectfully to Uncle Wu, who had a high status in the family, and said goodbye, "Uncle Wu, that nephew and brother Zhu are going first."
"Oh, Qiao Ran, you have to keep an eye on Zhuzhu, and you have to come back early at noon. Uncle Wu called the table noodles in the Emerald Pavilion. There are 24 wontons that he likes."
Gu Qiaoran naturally responded to everything, and nodded with a smile, then the little dwarf Gu Zhu dragged the tassels around his waist and walked out, passing by elder brother Gu Daijin, and said with a playful smile: "Then elder brother, I'm going out now." .”
Gu Daijin stood by and watched from the moment he entered the door, unable to get in a word, and he finally got the time to speak, but the second younger brother got the approval of the fifth uncle when he went out. How could a junior be able to point fingers and object?So he could only sigh, waved his hands and said, "Go, go, come back earlier."
"Understood!" Second Master Qiao laughed a few times, picked up Gu Zhu, who had short legs, and went out in a big way. The two of them went out on their own feet, followed by two extremely strong thugs. Together, get into the carriage, cross the river, and go to the morning market in Luocheng, where the smoke is everywhere and the shoulders are rubbing against each other.
Yangzhou is divided into two parts, one is the city where the government and aristocratic families lived, named Huanzi City, and the other is the later built Fangshi and civilian residential area, named Luocheng.Luocheng is divided into East City and West City. It is the most important transportation fortress for Daxing’s north-south grain and grass transportation, salt, money and iron transportation. The incidental effect of such convenient transportation is that there are many merchants in Yangzhou. Not the best, but the most expensive.
Gu Zhu has been in Yangzhou for almost four years, and he can be regarded as a young Yangzhou native. He is not very optimistic about the uncles and uncles who spend money to save face at the various gatherings he goes back to attend, but the second brother around him is very different from the uncles. Relatively low-key, doesn't like to show off, likes to play like him, but always has a sense of proportion, which makes people feel comfortable. Since childhood, Gu Zhu was almost always hugged by her father or her second brother who was warm and familiar. At present, there was a bit of winking, and as soon as he got in the car, he poked the second brother's arm, and asked: "Second brother, the elder brother waits for today, but he rarely comes to our Mingyuan. Is it because of you that he came here today?"
Gu Qiaoran was very nice and loved to laugh. When he smiled, he raised his chin slightly, sitting in a free and easy posture, while pinching the little fleshy paw of little friend Gu Zhu, he said casually: "Anyway, it's not a big deal, it doesn't bother us. , today we are here to hire cats, you kids, just play around, what do you know so much about?"
It doesn't matter if there is anyone beside him, he doesn't bother to care about it, but if the second brother Qiao asks him to do something, no matter how troublesome Gu Zhu is, he will help talk and make peace with him: "Second brother It's my business."
Gu Qiaoran's eyes moved slightly, his eyelashes fluttered up and down, but he looked like a carefree and unrestrained child, and put his arms around Gu Zhu, who was much shorter than his peers, and said with a smile: "That's a good relationship. If you run out of money, you have to take care of your second brother."
"Haha, why don't you have any money? My father is a son-in-law. My father said that our family has money from the court to eat and drink. We can't finish eating every year. If you want money, it's not easy to handle? I will tell my father when I go back. Let him give it to you." Gu Zhu thought it was a big deal, if it was a lack of money, it would be difficult to handle?
But as soon as these words came out, Gu Zhu coughed cowardly again, and added: "Well, second brother, if daddy gives you money, you must not tell it, or else only you will get it, and no other brothers will get it." , other brothers will feel that my father is partial, and my father is a talkative person. If they come to ask for an explanation, my father will definitely not be able to stand it. Everyone may have to pay a share of money, but it's not me, Gu Zhu. Be stingy, there are too many cousins in the family, and the cousins have all become families, and there are still many juniors below. If everyone sends money, then my father and I will only be able to drink Northwest Wind next year lived."
As Gu Zhu was talking, she was really worried, and she looked up at her second elder brother aggrieved.
Gu Qiaoran couldn't help laughing, patted the little guy on the head, and said, "Silly Zhuzhu, the second brother is just making an analogy, do you understand the analogy?"
Gu Zhu nodded her head: "I understand, I just made an analogy."
Gu Qiaoran was slightly taken aback, not believing that the little guy in front of him really understood, but he still said: "Zhuzhu is really smart, but Zhuzhu, sometimes, for people like you and me, it's better to be a little confused."
The carriage got on the small bridge at this time, the wooden shaft of the carriage pressed against the bluestone bridge deck, and could not go up for a long time, the bridge deck was wet and slippery, the horse's hooves slipped, halfway up, it was dragged back by the heavy and luxurious carriage .
The thugs sitting on the extension board outside the car immediately jumped out of the carriage and pushed to the rear, while Gu Zhu and his second brother inside the car were still sitting quietly, not worrying about such trivial matters as whether the carriage could cross the bridge or not. .
"Why?" Gu Zhu pinched the Polygonatum pole in his hand, and the small dried fish hanging on the Polygonatum pole dangled playfully.
However, Gu Qiaoran stopped the topic, shook his head vaguely, and said: "No reason, and brother Zhu doesn't have to worry about my words, just be yourself, you are the best now. .”
Gu Zhu was praised, her face was flushed, and she looked very cute, so she wanted to ask: "Then what do I look like now?"
Gu Qiaoran also said happily: "Of course it's happy every day, and you don't care about everything." Only in this way, the Gu family will be like your small characters, year after year, happy and healthy.
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