domestic devil

Putting aside those negligible episodes, Dugu Jieao and Ou Jingnian both had a good night.And in a remote corner of the gold market, Chen Feng was also very happy.

She swayed into the courtyard of the police station with the key. Wen Bai had seen her a long time ago, but waited until she came in before pretending to find out: "You finally came? I thought you met a bad guy on the way , in this wilderness, even if you scream your throat out, no one will know."

Chen Feng glanced at her, nodded deeply, and said solemnly: "Your worry is very reasonable. When I came here, I specially wore a hat to prevent people from recognizing my beauty. But when I go back, I won't be afraid. With you here, all the bad guys are scared away."

Wen Bai: "... I'll take it as if you're praising me..."

Chen Feng: "Yes, yes, I am indeed praising you. You are as powerful and majestic as the man with the horse. When everyone sees that there is such a hulking man sitting behind me, they will have already run away."

Wen Bai: ...you are mighty and majestic!You're a tough guy!You are a bitch when you are a man, and you are a man when you are a woman!

Chen Feng glanced at Wen Bai with a smile, as if he had seen through all the things in his heart. Wen Bai wanted something from others, and it was hard to really say it, so he could only put on her arrogant airs of the eldest and youngest Wen Bai, and his nostrils could not wait to see through it. Look up to the sky.

Chen Feng smiled, taking off his gloves as he walked, Wen Bai unconsciously followed in her footsteps - Chen Feng was tall and had long legs, she was walking with big strides, but Wen Bai had to trot a few steps, He ran fast all of a sudden, rushed over his head, and stopped a few steps forward. Chen Feng just finished taking off his gloves, and threw it to Wen Bai. Angry: "Chen! Feng!" What do you mean by being an old lady?waiter?waiter?Your nanny?

Chen Feng responded sweetly, taking advantage of Wen Bai's anger and was about to throw the gloves, he threw the wallet into her arms again: "Move it yourself."

Wen Bai saw another object being thrown, her first reaction was not to pick it up, then she quickly realized what it was, quickly reached out for it, and narrowly fished the wallet into her arms—she reached out too hard, her whole body They all bowed their bodies forward, with one foot in front and the other in the back. It really looked like a servile little assistant serving a domineering president.

Wen Bai was angry: "Chen Feng, do you want to show some face?"

"Ah? Face, face is fine." Chen Feng stretched out his hands to cover his cheeks, looked at the virtual mirror pretendingly left and right, and then turned around: "My magic mirror told me that my face is the most handsome in the world." , the cutest, sweetest face, how could I not want it?"

Wenbai:! ! !

Chen Feng: "Oh, for you, do you want money? No, I'm leaving, I slipped out halfway, it can't be too long."

Wen Bai gritted his teeth viciously and stared at his eyes: "Yes!" Opened the wallet, counted 12345 for a long time, looked up at Chen Feng: "One thousand and one hundred yuan?"

"That's right, didn't you say that one thousand is enough?" Chen Feng stretched out his little finger to pick out his ears, his innocent baby face smiled sincerely and brightly, "I will lend you 1000 yuan, and I will keep 100 yuan for the job." My meal money for tomorrow."

Wenbai: ...

Wen Bai paid the fine full of anger, and only remembered to get the key when she was going out, so she dug in her expensive bag for a long time, and took out her beloved, precious, Aston Martin's key, hesitantly and reluctantly handed it out: "Open it!"

Chen Feng had an expression of not knowing anything: "Why?"

Wen Bai: "...I'll drive it for you! Aren't you going to drive it back for me?"

Chen Feng: "Ah, it's like this, it's like this, I also drove my car here, my car is too conspicuous, it's easy to be stolen if parked here, so you go back in my car first, I'm off work tomorrow, Ask my colleague to help me drive the car back, and I will drive your car again, what do you think?"

Wen Bai: "...my car is easy to be stolen too!" I can't tell that this kid also has a lot of money, but he still has a good car.

Chen Feng smiled mysteriously: "Your car is definitely not as easy to be stolen as mine."

Wen Bai was a little curious: "What car are you driving?" She really didn't believe that Chen Feng's car could be more eye-catching than Aston Martin.

Chen Feng pouted: "There."

Wen Bai followed her gaze and looked out. There were no cars in the whole area, only a shiny green electric motorcycle leaning against the side of the road, emitting a blinding light in the darkness—the front and rear of the car were covered with The decorated car lights and ornaments are like a Christmas tree that can move and has its own charging power.

Wen Bai: "Sure enough, it's 'conspicuous'."

Chen Feng smiled triumphantly: "Really? I think so too."

Wen Bai: "...you changed this car, what should you do with the original one? Throw it away? What a pity, buying an electric motorcycle will be worth your monthly wages, right?" A sarcastic tone.

Chen Feng shook his finger and became even more proud: "You don't know that, I just modified the original car."

Wen Bai: ... Should she worry about her personal safety?

Miss Wen gave several firsts in her life this evening—the first time she helped someone with gloves like a waiter, the first time she borrowed money from a friend she didn’t know very well, the first time she had a relationship with a person with small breasts and no good looks. It was the first time that a 'woman' who was considered beautiful and had no petite temperament was taken to the police station... But what impressed her the most was undoubtedly her first time riding an electric motorcycle, especially this electric motorcycle. Old and thin, Chen Feng had only stepped halfway up, and this poor little car was already making the sound of being overwhelmed. The moment Chen Feng sat down, Wen Bai felt that he could almost hear the sound of the broken car. She looked at Chen Feng hesitantly: "Are you sure this car can accommodate two people?"

Chen Feng looked her up and down: "If I take you, I can only sit two. If the little nurses in our hospital can sit four at a time."

Wen Bai: "...I'm only 102!"

Chen Feng replied calmly: "Oh, I'm 99, by the way, I seem to be taller than you..." She glanced critically at Wen Bai, and made an exaggerated expression: "10 cm?"

Wen Bai: "Fart! Up to 5 cm!"

Chen Feng: "Anyway, I'm taller than you, lighter than you, and tighter than you. Generally speaking, I'm thinner than you, on the good side."

Wen Bai: "...That, that, that's because I have big breasts!" Flat-chested girl!femboy!A man and a woman!What qualifications do you have to be more beautiful than me?No, what qualifications do you have to compare beauty with me? !

Chen Feng squinted at a certain part of Wenbai, noncommittal: "One is 2 taels bigger, and two is 4 taels bigger. I'm still 2.6 thinner than you. By the way, my fat percentage is almost 0. How much are you, 18? 25?"

Wenbai doesn't understand these ratios, but when she thinks about them with her toes, she knows that 18 and 25 are not a good thing compared to 0. She snorted angrily and straddled into the car. The small electric motorcycle is really worthy of the word "small". Added up, it was just enough to fit two buttocks, and there was a small box with a helmet stuck in the back, which squeezed Wen Bai and Chen Feng together in an instant.

Wen Bai: "Can't you make the seat a bit longer if you modify it?"

Chen Feng: "It's like this. When this car was refitted, I didn't think about taking people with it. In other words, it's a one-seater."

Wen Bai: ... What about taking the nurse and taking four?I knew you were bragging!

Chen Feng: "Oh, by the way, when I'm driving, you'd better hold me tight and put your feet on the front pedal. I'm driving...a little bit hard."

Wen Bai: "It's okay, I have a good sense of balance." She also drives a sports car, so it's no problem to get up quickly... er...

Chen Feng slammed on the accelerator, the small electric motor creaked for a long time, and just when Wen Bai thought it was about to turn off, it suddenly rushed out, the huge inertia brought Wen Bai forward, and his whole body hit Chen Feng's back heavily , that strong and lean back knocked her whole face, and the winter wind became even harsher under the acceleration of the motorcycle, scraping Wen Bai's pampered face and pouring into her thin body. Jing Feng's fashionable windbreaker made her sneezed three times in a row, and the snot sprayed Chen Feng's shoulder.

Wen Bai: If it weren't for the fact that I can't use my driver's license now, I really want to strangle this person in front of me to death!