domestic devil

Ou Jingnian had a very wonderful night.During the first 15 minutes of waiting for a seat outside the Hunan restaurant, Ou Jingnian was able to control everything within a relatively normal range. After 15 minutes, the situation began to develop in a strange direction—Dugu Jieao discovered that there was a menu at the waiting table, so he decisively ordered After ordering one, I will deliver it to my own restaurant.

The waiter quickly stopped her: "Excuse me, miss, we only have one menu outside, you have to show it to others after reading it."

Dugu Jieao squinted his eyes: "You are such a big restaurant, you are stingy with giving away such a small menu, you are really picky!"

Waiter: "...Sorry, we are also part-time workers. The boss only gave us a menu, and there is nothing we can do."

Dugu Jieao: "Then ask your boss to speak up."

waiter:……

Ou Jingnian: "... Dugu, we're here for dinner." We're not here to make trouble, and even if we were to make trouble, we don't have the way you do it—at least bring a few more people!

Dugu Jieao: "Forget it, let me look at the menu first, hum!" He took out a pen and paper from his pocket, and threw it to Ou Jingnian: "You copy it."

Ou Jingnian: "...What did you copy?"

Dugu Jieao gave her a contemptuous look: "The menu!" They are here to undercover, aren't they?

Ou Jingnian: "We can take pictures..." Isn't it too blatant for them to be undercover?

Dugu Jieao: "...What is taking a photo?"

Ou Jingnian silently took out his phone and taught Dugu Jieao how to set up the camera.

Clever as Dugu Jieao, he learned new knowledge quickly, and was fascinated by this new function even more quickly...

Dugu Jieao took more than 100 photos within half an hour of learning to take pictures, including menus, scenery, every person in the past, and Ou Jingnian...

Dugu Jieao almost immediately learned to grasp the different expressions on the faces of the characters, and then Ou Jingnian suffered, Dugu Jieao pointed the camera at her, at first he shot at her randomly, then Dugu Jieao suddenly realized how to pose Because of the importance of this, Ou Jingnian ordered Ou Jingnian to put on various expressions and poses for her to take pictures. "Dugu, you can take a picture over there, look at the many people over there..."

Dugu Jieao refused solemnly: "They are not as good-looking as you!" Ordinary people without any characteristics are not qualified to keep images, otherwise why are the emperors and generals hanging in the ancestral temple, not those traffickers?

Ou Jingnian: "...Thank you for the compliment, but I'm tired and I don't want to pose anymore...uh..." As expected, she saw Dugu Jieao showing that childlike extremely dissatisfied face again. After being wronged and complained, I came to question my conscience.Ou Jingnian felt the veins on her forehead twitching one after another. To avoid drowning in guilt, her brain was running at the fastest speed in her life, and she immediately came up with a solution: "Dugu, you...you can take a selfie .”

"Selfie?" Dugu Jieao looked at the camera curiously: "You mean...take pictures of myself? Then how do I take pictures?"

Ou Jingnian hurriedly contributed his mobile phone, and it took 0.1 second to switch to the selfie mode. Before Dugu Jieao had time to react, she had already put a photo on his face: "This is good!" Click, it's done, the photo The photo was ugly, I had red eyes, and Dugu Jieao blinked, but it doesn't matter, as long as Dugu Jieao stops taking pictures of her, I can say anything.

Dugu Jieao became interested, grabbed Ou Jingnian's cell phone, and looked at the photo for a long time: "This is me?" The person in the photo is subtly different from her in the mirror. It looks... It seems to be whiter, she likes this With her fair skin, she immediately imitated Ou Jingnian's example and took several selfies, but her selfie skills were obviously not up to standard, and every one she took was not very good.

Ou Jingnian was afraid that she wouldn't like taking selfies, so he quickly called up the beauty camera: "Use this, it's really beautiful." He took a picture for Dugu Jieao, called it up, and enlarged it: "Look, it's so beautiful." White and tender, right?"

Dugu stared blankly at himself in the phone, the face in the photo was still hers, but it was fairer and more beautiful.She used to have that kind of healthy and lean face, but after the photo was retouched, she suddenly became much sweeter and looked much gentler.

Dugu Jieao likes such a beautiful self, but this kind of gentle temperament makes her feel very uncomfortable. She thinks that she should be domineering and mighty, not this kind of sweetness that reveals weakness everywhere, like a person living in a deep house. , like a young lady who has never seen any big world, but also like... a normal woman.

Dugu Jieao blushed suddenly, threw the phone into Ou Jingnian's arms, and trotted back to Sawatika, and after 5 minutes, she ran back with her usual expression: "Catch a lazy person, and fine him to walk around the square." Run 20 laps."

Ou Jingnian: ...There must be a generation gap between us...

Waiter: "...Well, it's your turn, do you want to go in and eat?" These two people are weird, do you want to report to the boss?

Dugu Jieao: "Eat!" He strode in, and when he was about to get to his seat, he realized that Ou Jingnian hadn't followed, and immediately turned his head: "Ou Jingnian, why don't you come?"

Ou Jingnian: "This restaurant has to order food in the lobby, come and see what you want to eat?" She couldn't eat anymore.

Dugu glanced at her contemptuously: "What dish to order, wouldn't it be good to serve every dish once?"

Ou Jingnian: "...Are you sure you can eat it?"

Dugu Jieao: "I can't eat a package for supper!"

Ou Jingnian: ...Very good, at least it saves a procedure for dealing with people...

Waiter: ... Serve all the dishes at one time during peak passenger flow... Aren't you really here to mess things up?

Unsurprisingly, the meal arrived at the closing time of the Hunan restaurant.

Dugu Jieao hiccupped and stretched his waist a lot - even eating two big meals, even the leader of Dugu with a big stomach can't bear it, especially the Hunan cuisine is so spicy.She didn't even finish Mao's Braised Pork and Spicy Chicken.

Ou Jingnian looked at Dugu Jieao with no surprise, and asked in a timely manner when she was stretching, "Do you want to pack these two dishes for supper?"

Dugu Jieao shook his head resolutely, Ou Jingnian nodded, calmly beckoned the waiter to settle the bill, and when he went out, Dugu Jieao hiccupped several times in a row, Ou Jingnian couldn't stand it, patted her on the back, and asked: " If you are really full, shall we go for a walk by the lake?"

The Golden Lake under the moon is beautiful and a good place for a walk.

Dugu Jieao thought for a while: "Walking is useless to me, otherwise let's go for a run."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "It's such a happy decision. I called those little bastards by the way. Today is too embarrassing. I said that I will check irregularly, but there is still one person who is lazy, and the whole group sits together! Everyone spends money Run 10 laps around the lake! The one who is lazy will add 10 laps!"

Ou Jingnian: ...