domestic devil

After Ou Jingnian waited for Dugu Jieao to enter the fitting room, he realized that he had made a serious mistake - she had allowed herself to be surrounded by the crowd!

It had been so many years since she visited a store that would be targeted by others that she actually let her guard down. When she responded, the six enthusiastic shopping guide ladies had already changed their target from Dugu Jieao to Ou Jingnian. Sudi completed the difficult action of encircling, encircling Ou Jingnian at the door of the dressing room like catching a turtle in a jar.

Shopping guide a: "Isn't that one of the beauties really your sister? She looks like you."

Ou Jingnian: The skin colors are completely different, where do you know they look like them!

Shopping guide b: "Beauty, you are so kind to your sister. I bought so many clothes for her at once. I want to have such a sister too."

Ou Jingnian: I haven't bought any clothes yet... and even said she's not my sister!

Shopping guide c: "Beauty, don't you choose a few for yourself? Look, this is our new style. It is the most popular pattern of Che Guevara. It is cool and beautiful to wear!"

Ou Jingnian: ...Who wants to put an old man's head on his chest!

Shopping guide d (noticing the car keys): "Beauty, do you live nearby? You came by car? Wow, you are really rich. Why don't you choose a few more? Look, this, this, this, all match you very well." .”

The shopping guide e chimed in: "Yes, beauty, you have such a good figure, you must look good in our T-shirt! Come and try it!"

Ou Jingnian: (silently put away the car keys).

Shopping guide f: "Beauty, you have big breasts, so envious, let me touch them."

Ou Jingnian: If it wasn't for your good looks... No, you can't hit my chest if you are good!

...the shopping guide is really scary...

Dugu Jieao was not surrounded by six women, but she was also in trouble.Standing in this small dressing room, she had been fighting for 6 minutes before she finally made up her mind. With trembling hands, she picked up a T-shirt that looked thickest, and looked at it over and over again—— It's similar to the style of the middle jacket, but it's not open, it looks like it's slipped on.

It took her nearly 5 minutes to study the general method of dressing, and she stuck her head into the hole curiously. After finally getting in, she suddenly found that her original clothes hadn't been taken off—there was a frighteningly bright room in the fitting room. The mirror, which showed every corner of her body, she can now see herself bent over and sticking her ass in this ridiculous dress, with the skirt hanging out in tatters, from this mirror. It was as ridiculous as it looked.

Dugu Jieao's face was slightly red, and he took off his T-shirt with great effort. He struggled for a long time while pinching the hem of his clothes, and finally hesitantly began to untie his shabby dress.

Halfway through the solution, Dugu Jieao hesitated again, looked at the mirror curiously, touched and touched it, and continued to take it off after making sure that there was no one in it—she was dressed very conservatively, with a coat behind her coat. Thin satin skirt, and there is a moon white waist in the skirt.

When she took it off to the waist, Dugu Jieao discovered a new place that made her shy——she was not used to such a clear mirror, although she already had such a clear mirror at that time, but the mirror was not so big at that time.She usually only uses it to look at her own face, never thinking that one day she will see her body in the mirror, not to mention that the body is still undressing, and a pair of dark (she thinks) arms are exposed to the air, making her Feeling so uncomfortable, I didn't even notice the slight gasp outside the door and the sound of something leaning against the door.

Dugu Jieao looked at herself in the mirror. For convenience, she braided her long hair and put it on her head like a rough man. She had a dark face and arms (in her opinion), an overly high nose bridge and thick Thick lips, all these made her ridiculed as an "ugly girl" in her era. Some people even thought that she was not from the Central Plains, but a Kunlun slave from the Western Regions.Dugu stomped his feet irritably, turned his head simply so as not to see himself in the mirror, then tore off his jacket like a broken pot, and roughly put himself into the T-shirt, but ended up with his head stuck in the sleeve, I'm embarrassed to brute force it, so embarrassing!

What made her even more embarrassed was that there was a muffled sound in her ears, and the door was broken open. In shock, Dugu Jieao tore his clothes, his head came out of the seam of his sleeves, and stared at the door, Ou Jingnian Standing there in embarrassment, I apologized again and again: "I'm sorry, I didn't know the door was unlocked..."

Dugu Jieao's astonishment lasted for 1 second, and it took 1 second to activate his true energy. During this period, Ou Jingnian tried his best to keep his head down so that he would not see Dugu Jieao's half-exposed shoulders and the strange posture of one arm raised and one arm twisted. The voice kept saying sorry.

Fortunately, the clothes haven't been taken off yet, of course an apology is necessary - this is Ou Jingnian's idea.

My innocence! ——This is Dugu Jieao's idea.

After a brief silence, Dugu Jieao let out a sharp cry, and the T-shirt was completely scrapped.She used both hands to cover the clothes fragments to cover her chest, and retreated into the corner like a little daughter-in-law. Ou Jingnian was so frightened by her that his whole body trembled, and he hurriedly said, "I'll close it for you!" With a snap, he backed out, closed the door, and sold the clothes The little girls reacted and comforted Dugu Jieao at the door one after another: "Little sister, don't be shy, you are all girls, it doesn't matter." "You didn't see anything, so don't be nervous." Some people even show it for people to see!"

Dugu Jieao inside the door was frightened by their boldness, the majestic martial arts leader (front) quickly put on his old clothes, rushed out and said to Ou Jingnian, "I don't want these clothes." When she said this, she blushed almost Blood was about to bleed, and the head was drooping, not daring to lift it up.She was wrong, really wrong.She thought it was the most embarrassing time in her life when she owed money and didn't pay it back. Who knew that such a thing would happen when she bought a dress!As a martial arts senior, that person lives such a low-key and introverted life. It’s okay to live in an inconspicuous place. It’s okay to open an iron box smaller than others. He even buys clothes. .The store clerk doesn't know how to serve people at all, doesn't know how to look at people without saying anything, and still speaks shamelessly nonsense without any scruples!

Dugu Jieao was a little angry, a little wronged, and a little...angry and wronged for Ou Jingnian.But in the final analysis, she is just a prodigal son (self-proclaimed) under the fence of others. Even if she rides the wind and waves and sails for thousands of miles in the future, she is just a small wandering dragon trapped in the shallows.

She is not qualified to be picky like this.So, she decided to make the most acceptable concession - not to buy clothes, and to live in old clothes for a few days.

Ou Jingnian sighed, recalled the structure of the shops near the supermarket, and was horrified to find that all around were similar shops that would be targeted by shopping guides, so he resolutely ignored Dugu Jieao's opinion, and waved his hand proudly: "Buy all Already!"

Dugu Jieao turned pale with shock: "I won't wear it!" Then he thought that Ou Jingnian might be doing it for face: "Don't spend this money for me!"

Ou Jingnian glanced at her, his eyes were full of determination and anger, full of vigor like a soldier who was put to death and reborn, when Dugu Jieao saw this look, he remembered the two times he was easily counterattacked, and the debt she owed. Those debts, and the protests in his belly were all choked back by this domineering look, and he bowed his head obediently, obeying the senior's orders.

The shopping guides were excited because of Ou Jingnian's words, and they quickly divided into three groups, one group packed, one group checked out, and the other group continued to look for clothes that Dugu Jieao might like, while Ou Jingnian just wanted to get rid of them, so he waved his hands impatiently Said: "It's all wrapped up, I'll swipe my card, and ask her if I have any questions." Pointing to Dugu Jieao.

...so the crowd flocked to Dugu Jieao...

In the end, Ou Jingnian bought a total of 21 long-sleeves, 3 mid-sleeves, 6 coats and 17 pairs of jeans, packed in four huge bags, and the shopping guides enthusiastically offered to deliver them to the car for them.

"No need, let's just go a few more times." Ou Jingnian cut off their words, ran forward, picked up a bag, tried hard, but didn't move, tried harder, still didn't move.She didn't believe in evil, she held it with both hands, and finally picked it up, staggering and walking outside.

Dugu Jieao didn't think that an expert like her would be able to carry a mere bag, but perhaps this was the test of her predecessors, just like the master always asked her to do this and that before teaching her martial arts.Without thinking too much, she rushed forward and snatched the things in Ou Jingnian's hand, grabbed the other three bags, and walked forward a few steps, but found that Ou Jingnian hadn't followed, so she stopped and turned her head, although she was still reserved. Ken said flattering words, and the natural smirk on his face clearly stated her position.

Ou Jingnian thought: the people in the mountainous area are nice and in good health. From now on, I can ask her to do all the rough and heavy work at home. Thinking this way is equivalent to finding a chef + porter for 2 yuan. It is not a loss if you work a little longer.So she followed up briskly and led the way to her little smart.

Dugu Jieao jumped up and down behind this senior expert, thinking: Well, senior is very satisfied with me, I wonder if he will show me another magic medicine tomorrow?However, I have not yet absorbed the medicinal effect of 'Coke', and the mechanism of 'Coffee' is still unknown, so there is no rush, no rush.So he followed Ou Jingnian even more cheerfully. If it wasn't for his internal injuries, he might have used his lightness kung fu and flipped into the car long ago.