domestic devil

Ou Jingnian had already done enough self-psychological construction in the short period of time before starting to give lectures.Before the lecture, she carefully applied all the pedagogical techniques she remembered, and predicted Dugu Jieao’s various reactions such as shyness, resistance, shock, and excitement, and quickly set up corresponding coping methods. , she focused on the differences in the physiological structure of men and women, and the part of love between men and women was implicitly ignored.

It's a pity that her elaborate design was of no use to Dugu Jieao. Dugu Jieao started yawning after hearing the first few sentences. To show her respect for Ou Jingnian, she tried her best to listen to Ou Jingnian's words, her face turned with Ou Jingnian's fingers, seemingly She looked at the computer screen seriously, but her eyes had already drifted away, thousands of kilometers away.

Ou Jingnian could see Dugu Jieao's absent-mindedness at a glance, and his enthusiasm for teaching and educating people was extinguished in an instant. He reflected on what he had just said, and felt that his voice, emotion, and livelyness should not be able to attract Dugu Jieao.Clearing his throat, he tentatively asked, "Dugu, are you... not interested?" Aren't children very curious about such topics?Especially Dugu Jieao, an old-fashioned one.

Dugu Jieao: "...No, but I seem to know everything you said."

Ou Jingnian: "You know?! What do you know?!"

Dugu looked at her inexplicably: "What you said, men have yang roots, women have yin basins. There are also those strange dreams." Xianggu and recognition of acupuncture points are known to everyone who has practiced internal strength. right?As for dreams... She knew that after cultivating many evil methods to a certain level, inner demons would often come out to interfere, and those inner demons were often the dreams that Ou Jingnian mentioned.

Ou Jingnian calmed down: "So that's how it is. Well, then I have to go a little deeper. Cough, there is something hidden here for men, and there is something hidden for women. If you want to have a baby, it's... a man. I want to give my own things to women..."

Good student Dugu Jieao interrupted: "I don't have children."

Ou Jingnian: "I'm not saying that you will definitely have children, but if you want to have children, you can do so. You are still young, it's too early to say anything..."

Dugu Jieao interrupted her again: "I can't have children."

Ou Jingnian: "...Don't be nervous, I'm not forcing you to marry and have children, wait, what do you mean by not being able to have children?"

Dugu Jieao lowered his head: "The martial arts I practiced won't be able to bear children."

Ou Jingnian finally started to pay attention to the matter of Dugu Jieao's martial arts practice: "Dugu, you talk about practicing martial arts, kung fu, Jianghu all day long, what have you practiced?" Girl, isn't it true?

Dugu Jieao was silent for a while, and said half-truthfully: "I was injured when I practiced martial arts before, and the doctor said that I would not be able to conceive in the future." The fact is that before practicing martial arts, her master had warned her that practicing martial arts might hurt her body, and she In order to get revenge, she decides that it doesn't matter if she doesn't have children.

Ou Jingnian didn't expect that he would poke someone's sore spot with his casual words. He stood awkwardly for a while, unable to think of how to comfort Dugu Jieao, and finally choked out a sentence: "Actually, it's okay if you don't have children... Well, I said give birth The child is just an analogy, that thing is a normal thing that everyone has..." It's over, it's obviously a normal physiological education class, why the more I talk about it, the more I feel that the aunt is abducting the little loli?

Dugu blinked innocently: "You mean... those things are actually normal for everyone? And having a child... must be like that?" Isn't it right?In her cognition, only those heretics who want to master martial arts quickly will practice these weird methods, but according to Ou Jingnian, decent people will also use these things... But think about the group of so-called decent people headed by old man Shen People, tsk tsk.

Dugu shook his head defiantly, and looked at Ou Jingnian very sincerely: "Miss Ou, I don't think I need to learn these things."

Ou Jingnian: "Well, if what I just said about having a baby hurt you...I apologize."

"What does it have to do with having a baby?" Dugu Jieao gave her a strange look, "Although I am not a righteous martial artist, I don't know how to practice these evil kung fu of harvesting yin and nourishing yang, but you...Miss Ou, you You obviously don't know martial arts, why do you know this technique?"

Ou Jingnian: "What the hell is picking yin and supplementing yang? Cough, it doesn't matter if you really don't want to learn it, but in our place, this thing is just a normal channel to vent your desires, it's not something strange."

Dugu Jieao made no secret of her contempt: "It seems that the people here are stupid and unscrupulous, all of you use such evil methods, not to mention, even after practicing this evil kung fu, everyone is so bad at martial arts!"

Ou Jingnian: "...I, I don't practice this." Damn, what's with this look of contempt?It's just simple sex, why is she talking about it, it feels like a heinous crime, it doesn't matter, I don't have sex with men anyway...

Dugu Jieao laughed: "I know you don't practice this, you like to collect yin to replenish yin." So the physique is worse than those who collect yin to replenish yang!

Ou Jingnian's eyes widened: "What did you say?"

Dugu Jieao quickly found the hidden folder, opened a file under Ou Jingnian's horrified eyes, and two beautiful women appeared on the computer screen instantly, posing in various shapes in the video.

Ou Jingnian was in a bad mood: "Dugu...you, how did you find this thing?"

Dugu Jieao: "... I asked Logitech to teach me about computers, and I found them when I learned how to hide folders. Is this what you looked at in your room last time?"

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "Let me tell you, if you want to practice martial arts, you must proceed step by step and not take shortcuts. Although these crooked ways can improve your martial arts in a short period of time, they will deepen your demons in the long run, and it is extremely easy to cause you Obsessed. Especially since you have found a different path, which has no precedent."

Ou Jingnian: ...Wait a minute, Dugu, shouldn't the first thing you complain about when you see these things be my sexual orientation?Why practice martial arts?How much do you love practicing martial arts?And... who wants to make great progress in martial arts? !I just want to be a quiet lesbian!

Seeing that Ou Jingnian was silent, Dugu Jieao thought that she had been taken into consideration by him, so he put on a face of someone who had experienced it, and said earnestly: "Miss Ou, listen to me, although you are not qualified, old, and have no famous teacher Teaching, but, if you learn steadily and steadily, there is still hope to become a third-rate or fourth-rate master. If you really want to learn martial arts, I can teach you with difficulty." Finally found that I can It helped Ou Jingnian, as long as she practiced martial arts with him, she would be a teacher for a day and a father for life, no, mother, from now on she would no longer be able to pat herself on the head, scold herself, or even drive herself out.

Ou Jingnian: "I don't want to learn those martial arts at all, and I'm only 27, thank you."

Dugu Jieao: "Are you sure?" How many people in the world would break their heads because of her martial arts mentality, but Ou Jingnian didn't want it?

Ou Jingnian: "Definitely and definitely."

Dugu Jieao was very disappointed: "You, you, you would rather collect yin to replenish yin than learn my martial arts? The devil heretics! The devil heretics! Sigh!"

Ou Jingnian: ...Your focus seems to be biased...