domestic devil

In order to appease Dugu Jieao, Ou Jingnian perfunctorily searched the Internet, planning to directly choose the most expensive class to sign up for her, but Dugu Jieao was still in good spirits at night, and pointed to all the names that popped up with the same interest. He asked Jingnian Ou, "What is Taekwondo? What kind of boxing is Muay Thai? Taishan? What are judo, karate, aikido, and Sanda? What is this link? What are these two women doing? Goblins fighting?" "

Ou Jingnian, who was so sleepy that he couldn't keep his eyes open, was brought back to the world by Dugu Jieao's last words. Before he could look at the screen carefully, he closed his laptop with a bang, and said to Dugu Jieao: "It's late, go to bed first, and go tomorrow Let's see it live."

Dugu Jieao was extremely aggrieved: "I haven't finished reading it yet, a web page popped up just now..."

"Don't look, go to sleep!" Ou Jingnian's tone revealed a rare toughness, hurried Dugu Jieao back to the room, carried the computer upstairs like a thief, opened it, Dugu Jieao was referring to Baidu jumping out On the page, there is a poster of two long-haired men in strange colorful clothes fighting-literally, goblins fighting.

Ou Jingnian: ...I finally understand what it means to have 300 taels of silver here...

Knowing that Dugu Jieao didn't see anything she shouldn't have seen, Ou Jingnian was relieved. After the shock just now, her drowsiness disappeared again. She just hugged the computer and lay on the bed to see if there were any new American dramas.

However, I don't know if the current American TV dramas are too moral, or her tastes are too crooked. The 3 dramas that have been opened all have lace scenes in the first episode, and Ou Jingnian's boiling little heart is getting hotter and hotter. , the hand holding the mouse seemed to have its own consciousness, and slowly opened the small movies she put in the hidden folder.

These are all films that have been reviewed by Ou Jingnian and are worthy of collection, each of which can be called a classic.Ou Jingnian's only worry was that she had already promised Dugu Jieao to give her her old computer, so where would these little movies go?

After struggling for a minute, Ou Jingnian went online and ordered a 1TB mobile hard drive.She randomly chose an eligible next-day delivery product, ignoring the same items at all, and the price of this one was 1 yuan more expensive than other ones.

After doing all this, Ou Jingnian turned on the computer and fell asleep peacefully while admiring the little art.

The next morning, Dugu Jieao woke up very early. While Ou Jingnian was still having strange dreams on the bed, Dugu Jieao had already brushed his teeth and washed his face, rushed upstairs, shook Ou Jingnian's shoulder and said, "Get up, take me Go and see the sect!" This place is really good, the sects are not xenophobic, and you can learn from the masters of hundreds of schools by paying money.

Ou Jingnian opened his eyes vaguely, and wanted to hold on for a while longer, but Dugu Jieao was too impatient to go out to learn his teacher, so Ou Jingnian was urged to get up by her, brushed his teeth, washed his head, rushed out the door, and drove in a daze. She went to the opposite side of several nearby schools, where there are many special classes, which can be called a martial arts street, and the doors are open very early-several taekwondo schools recruit preschool children, saying that Dugu Jieao must go to high school special classes, kendo , Aikido happened to be a class, Dugu Jieao lost interest after watching it for a while, and the Tai Chi class was closed because of too few applicants.

Dugu Jieao came here in high spirits, and returned in disappointment, with his head drooping to the ground.Seeing that it was still early, Ou Jingnian took her to a nearby place to have breakfast. Just after ordering something, he heard a burst of sonorous music from the school opposite. They walked to the lawn of the playground in a row, and after a while, strange music began to play from the speakers, and the students danced to the music, which looked like dancing or learning martial arts. It's practicing formation.

Dugu Jieao immediately became excited: "What is that?" So it turns out that the middle school with hundreds of people is on the opposite side?How about their martial arts?Let me take a closer look... Alas!

Ou Jingnian: "That's someone's school doing radio gymnastics, hurry up and eat, we'll go to the central school to watch after dinner, if not, I'll download some videos online for you to watch yourself."

Dugu Jieao covered the head that had been knocked by Ou Jingnian. This time Ou Jingnian used extra strength, she couldn't help feeling a little wronged: "I...I want to see that light wave gymnastics over there. Will they emit light waves after practicing? Why? It's called light wave gymnastics? But the name 'gymnastics' is really good, the art of body training, isn't it gymnastics?"

Ou Jingnian: "...What emits light waves? When did you finish the gymnastics that can emit light waves?"

Dugu Jieao: "It's okay, I just watched a lot of your TV movies, so I thought that you also have this kind of thing in reality." She thought that the TV shows could be a little real, but she didn't expect that even this was fake. She also thought about how to use her internal force to emit that cool flying light wave for several days.

Ou Jingnian: "Kids watch less TV and eat more!"

Dugu Jieao: "Oh." After quickly planing a large bowl of noodles, he held an empty bowl and waved: "Boss, three more bowls of this noodles!"

Ou Jingnian: ...

Ou Jingnian didn't let Dugu Jieao observe it nearby, so Dugu Jieao used the meal time to memorize the movements that she could see one by one. Urge Ou Jingnian to go home quickly so that he can rehearse a little bit and see what is so unique about this strange kung fu.

After eating, Ou Jingnian realized that the daily necessities at home needed to be replenished. Dugu Jieao was very expensive to use. She could use a month's worth of shampoo and body wash by herself, but Dugu Jieao used up in a week. She wanted to take Dugu Jieao to the supermarket together. It feels much more comfortable to have someone to accompany her than to go out alone, but Dugu Jieao's only thoughts are "light wave gymnastics" and the essence of kendo and aikido that she just observed by chance, even cupcakes are so tempting. Can't move her: "I want to go home first."

Ou Jingnian had no choice but to send her home first with a sense of loss, and reluctantly turned his head to go to the supermarket. When he was about to enter the door, he suddenly remembered that he still hadn't applied for a pass for Dugu Jieao, so he went to the security guard at the door: "I have a kid who will probably go to the supermarket in the future." Living here for a long time, I want to give her half a card, do I need to bring anything?"

The new security guard didn't know her, so he said with a smile, "Just bring her ID card and the owner's ID card together and make a copy. What building do you belong to? What's her name?"

"Identity card..." Ou Jingnian remembered that Dugu Jieao was still a criminal, and suddenly had a headache, "Her name is Dugu Jieao, but it's okay, I'll get it for her after a while..."

"Dugu Jieao?" The little security guard scratched his head, "Is that the pretty and athletic little girl? She's got a card."

"Have a card?" Ou Jingnian was frightened, "Didn't I get it for her?"

The little security guard was also frightened: "Are you sure? We can't help people get a card without the owner's permission. I'm going to tell the captain."

"Wait!" Ou Jingnian called him calmly, "I...I don't remember too much, don't tell Lao Chen, I'll go back and think about it—don't tell him yet!" She came up with some clever tricks and mixed up a card, she was most afraid that Lao Chen would come to her door!

The little security guard blinked and nodded. Ou Jingnian saw that he didn't look like a talkative person, so he also nodded to him with a smile, and walked in the door with his high heels and shopping bags. Dugu was not in the living room.

Ou Jingnian put down his things, searched around the first floor, and found that Dugu Jieao was still not there, frowned, and went upstairs again. The door of the master bedroom on the second floor was ajar, and there were faint and strange sounds coming from inside.

Japanese.

Thinking of his computer, Ou Jingnian's hairs stood on end, but then he thought that everything was in a hidden format, and he might not be able to find it with Dugu's unruly computer skills, so he felt relieved and tiptoed to the door, and looked in through the crack of the door. One look, this is incredible, Dugu Jieao is lying on her bed, holding his face in his hands, staring at the screen without blinking, and the scenes on the screen are the island country love actions that Ou Jingnian is familiar with Blockbuster.

Ou Jingnian blood rushed to his head, stepped in, and screamed like every mother who finds out her daughter's puppy love: "Du, Gu, Jie, Ao! What are you doing?!"

Dugu shut down the laptop with a snap, the speed of his action was no less than that of Ou Jingnian last night.

Her cheeks were flushed, and even her eyes were red. She held the computer in one hand and a white mobile hard disk in the other.

Ou Jingnian stared at her, there were too many things to ask, but he didn't know where to start for a moment, after thinking about it, he said with a sullen face, "Where did you get this kind of film?" Not her type.

Dugu Jieao squeezed the hard drive even tighter, rolled his eyes around, and then whispered: "It's just... just click on your computer randomly, and click in." It's embarrassing, she just wanted to Looking at the secret books of martial arts, who knew that what they found was the method of harvesting yin and replenishing yang. Those men and women really have no shame at all. The most hateful thing is that she is actually fascinated by it!

Ou Jingnian frowned, stared at Dugu Jieao, and asked word by word: "Which directory? Which folder? Where did you click in?"

She obviously doesn't have martial arts, and she obviously can't pose a threat to Dugu Jieao, but Dugu Jieao can't help but lower his head, rubbing his toes on the carpet, after a while, he raised the mobile hard disk in his hand, and said in a whisper : "Yes... this, I was at home just now, someone came to deliver the goods and said it was something you bought, I asked him what it was, he said it was a mobile hard drive, used to store things, there is 1tb of space in it, and the things you put in it can I opened it with a computer, and I was curious, so I opened it and read it..." No wonder, she thought it was something specially ordered for her.

Ou Jingnian became even angrier: "I bought a blank hard drive, how could there be such a thing? You are young, don't lie!"

Dugu Jieao became anxious: "It's really in here! If you don't believe me, look." He put the computer on the bed, turned it on again, clicked on the hard disk, and there were at least 1gb of small movies in the 800tb space, sorted into categories, neatly, and finally There is also a small txt file on it, the name is "Hematemesis Feedback, the shopkeeper has carefully treasured it for ten years, and you must give it a 5-point praise."

Ou Jingnian: ...