domestic devil

At seven o'clock in the morning, Ou Jingnian, who was insomnia, and Dugu Jieao, who was also insomnia, met in the dining room.Dugu, with two dark circles under his eyes, brewed two cups of coffee deftly and put them on the dining table. Before he could drink his own portion, he saw Ou Jingnian, who was sickly sitting by the dining table, holding a cup in one hand, taking a sip, and instantly Just finished two cups of coffee.

Dugu Jieao blinked, carefully selected 12 buns from the buns she bought, and then pushed the rest to Ou Jingnian. After doing all this, she immediately grabbed the buns and ate them, as if she was afraid of Ou Jingnian. The expression of grabbing something.

Ou Jingnian: "...I haven't brought you to apply for a card yet, how did you get in?" His eyebrows raised, "You don't know...over the wall again?"

"No..." Dugu Jieao lowered his head guiltily, and whispered, "I entrusted others to buy it for me."

"Anyone else?" Ou Jingnian had a bad feeling in his heart, and asked, "A person from our community?"

"Uh, it's a fellow of mine." Dugu Jieao replied vaguely, and immediately changed the subject: "Miss Ou, you said yesterday that you can grow taller by swimming?"

"...I guess so." When Ou Jingnian heard her mention last night, he immediately used his ability to change the subject: "You want to swim? I happen to have a card, so I'll take you there. I just happen to get up in the morning and exercise."

"Exercising?" Dugu Jieao immediately pricked up his ears sensitively: "Is it the art of body training?"

"The art of exercising? Probably." Ou Jingnian didn't understand what Dugu Jieao was talking about, but the abbreviation for exercising is indeed body exercising, probably, estimated, possibly, probably, it seems to be, right?

Dugu looked at Ou Jingnian seriously and said, "Miss Ou, I want to ask you a question, you have to tell me the truth."

Ou Jingnian was taken aback by her watching: "What do you want to ask?" About last night's short video?Or your own sexuality?No, I watched a normal movie last night. At that time, Laura made a movie for the first time and shocked the whole country. Countless people rushed to grab the resources. Wen Bai also joined in the fun to get a copy, and sent it to Ou Jingnian by the way.

Dugu Jieao cleared his throat, hesitated for a long time, and then asked: "I heard from the person yesterday that your uncle's surname is Ouyang? Then you...is your real surname Ouyang?" Generally, people who change their names do not bear the hatred of the country or the family. It is to avoid the pursuit of the enemy. A person like Senior Ou suddenly lost his martial arts, has so many enemies, and changed his surname. Could it be... being hunted down by someone, or more optimistically, exiled by the sect or family?

Ou Jingnian breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought it was a problem... My real surname is Ouyang, but my parents said that the surname Ouyang is too conspicuous. Our family background is good, and we must keep a low profile in life, so I changed my surname to Shan."

"Just to be inconspicuous? It's not because of enemies chasing and killing them, or to avoid Wenbai's family?" Dugu Jieao finds it incredible. In her opinion, people must live freely, even if there is a temporary grievance, it is also for the future For example, her original name was very common, but she herself wanted to change it to the current cool and flamboyant "Dugu Jieao". Think about it carefully, the word "Jingnian" is also a very common word. , similar to "Ou Pingan" and "Ou Wenjing", the three words "Ou Jingnian" are simply synonymous with "ordinary good people".

"What's the matter with Guan Wenbai?" Ou Jingnian was puzzled, "Why should I hide from Xiaobai's house?"

Dugu Jieao felt that things were developing in a strange direction: "Wen Bai... wants to murder you."

"Murder me? Why? Jiese? Xiaobai is not that kind of person." Ou Jingnian was so shocked that there was no expression on his face, "Although she has a bit...cough, she has always claimed that she is not indecent and will not make people What kind of dirty tricks did you use—Xiaobai is actually a very nice person with a very kind heart, but she has a bad mouth. If you give her up to save face, she will treat you very well. Look, she is not letting you manage now Is she in the shop?"

"...But...Wenbai...the chocolate she gave me...no, chocolate..." Dugu Jieao remembered that Wenbai didn't do anything on the day of eating the cake. It is only when the internal force is activated that the internal force is completely lost.Thinking that he might have destroyed this body of cultivation with his own hands, Dugu Jieao turned pale, shook his lips, and asked unwillingly: "Then Chen Feng, and that 'Mayor Hu' have nothing to do with Wen Bai? They... all Not a bad guy?"

Ou Jingnian laughed: "Aren't you thinking too much? One is Wenbai, one is Chen Feng, and the other is the head nurse. How can there be so many bad people in this world? When you are sick and hospitalized, they give you injections, just doing their own thing." It’s just your job, don’t think so badly of them.” The bad relationship between doctors and patients is not entirely the responsibility of the hospital staff, the patients don’t understand anything, and they spend money in the hospital to suffer the pain, of course they have resentment , Dugu Jieao is a living example.

Dugu Jieao: "...Then, you don't have martial arts either?"

"No." Ou Jingnian was full of questions, but he answered firmly.

Dugu resolutely asked the last question: "...then how did you subdue me?"

"That?" Ou Jingnian suddenly realized, and took out the electric baton and anti-wolf spray: "This is an electric baton. It is charged with high voltage. If you hit it once, you will pass out. If you hit it a few more times, you will become stupid again. There is this spray, which is chili water, and people can’t see it when sprayed in the eyes. These are ordinary Taobao products, nothing unusual, hey, Dugu, why are you patting your head, you will be stupid, don’t shoot, don’t Shoot, good boy, I'll take you to eat delicious food, and then go swimming."

It took Ou Jingnian a long time to rescue Dugu Jieao from a series of self-harm behaviors such as pulling her hair, beating her chest, and stomping her feet. Once Dugu Jieao knew that she was just an ordinary person, her aura immediately changed, and she put on a holy look. With an inviolable face, he asked Ou Jingnian with a sullen face: "I ask you, do you know who are the masters in the world today?" She is going to apprentice!She is going to study art!She wants to restore her inner strength, and then wipe out all these stupid mortals who know her dark history!Well, Ou Jingnian treats her pretty well, his mouth is strict and gentle, he can consider keeping it as a foot warmer, others, heh heh!Thinking of how he had accomplished so much, Wen Bai, Chen Feng, and everyone else were kneeling at his feet begging and begging for their lives, a sneer sneered at the corner of their mouths, and Ou Jingnian slapped him on the head suddenly: "Tell you How many times has it happened, children should not learn to talk on TV!" Today's TV is really irresponsible, it shoots all kinds of messy things, and it leads the children to ruin!

Dugu Jieao: "...I am 25 years old this year! Ouch!" Just as he finished speaking, Ou Jingnian slapped him on the head again. Before becoming a teacher, he had to live with Ou Jingnian, so he snorted coldly, not knowing the same as Ou Jingnian, an ordinary human being who has eyes but no eyes.

Dugu Jieao, who had confirmed that there is no martial arts in this world, was lost for a while, and immediately regained his strength: If the people here are like Wen Bai, then when he recovers his internal strength, wouldn't he be able to dominate the world?Well, I don’t know if the people here need female national teachers, no, where are the female committee members?It doesn't matter, even if you don't need it, once you are coerced by your own force, you will need it. The first decree when you take office is that everyone must practice martial arts. The second is to choose beautiful men and women from all over the world to be your disciples. It is to abolish the aristocratic family, all people are assigned to the nursery hall as soon as they are born, and they all rely on their own talent and hard work to climb up, and they are never allowed to rely on the strength of their parents. Fourth...

While driving, Ou Jingnian glanced at Dugu Jieao, who had already fallen into a state of fugue - a pair of beautiful big eyes stared blankly into the distance, his vision was distracted, his mouth was slightly opened, and his chubby sexy lips protruded forward. Forming a dimension that looks like pouting but not pouting, as if kissing someone in the air——Since Dugu Jieao knew that Ou Jingnian was not a martial arts master, she immediately regained her airs as the leader of the martial arts, and in the passenger seat She was sitting upright, with her hands flat on her knees. Although her head was distracted, her face was straight. It's a pity that no matter how good her expression was matched with her baby face, she lost her majesty at all. The expression... is like a little lolita who is clearly a child but wants to pretend to be an adult, how cute it is!

Ou Jingnian's (chun) heart that hadn't completely cooled down was thumped by Dugu Jieao, his lips were dry, his feet were numb, his hands were trembling, and he almost slammed the steering wheel into the car next to him.