domestic devil

When Chen Feng was thrown, Wen Bai's mood improved again, he grabbed Ou Jingnian's hand and said, "Old Ou, Lao Ou, I found something today, guess what it is?"

Ou Jingnian shook his head: "I don't know." She has never been very talented in guessing these things.

Wen Bai also knew that she was not good at this, so he smiled and said the answer himself: "Chen Feng is actually a woman!"

Ou Jingnian glanced at her inexplicably: "She is a woman after all!"

Wen Bai: "...fuck you know? How do you know?"

Ou Jingnian smiled at Chen Feng, the two of them knew each other well - this was a lesbian-only relationship, no matter how neutral Chen Feng's dress was, how masculine his behavior was, even if she had grown a beard, t was t, not a man, not Xiaoshou.

Dugu Jieao sneered and threw out two words: "Idiot!"

Wen Bai was angry: "Why, don't tell me you can see it too! It's an afterthought!"

Dugu raised her head disdainfully, of course she was too lazy to explain to Wenbai that she had seen countless martial arts figures who disguised themselves as men, and her ability to distinguish between men and women had reached a high level, she was just indifferent (thinking), arrogantly (self-thinking), crazy Domineeringly (I think) sprayed out a powerful word "hum" from his nostrils, expressing his emotions vividly and vividly with this short syllable.

Wen Bai was not convinced: "You know she is a woman, why didn't you let her watch Dugu get an injection then?"

Ou Jingnian glanced at Chen Feng: "She's a t." Wannian's general attack was much more lethal than a man's, how could he let this man see the little girl's body?

Chen Feng threw a knowing smile at her.

Wen Bai didn't give up: "I'm a t too." She was still pressing Dugu Jieao to get an injection.

Ou Jingnian shook his head: "Good boy, Xiaobai, don't make trouble."

Chen Feng said: "Children who play around are not qualified to call themselves T."

Wen Bai began to roll up his sleeves: "What did you say? Say it again? Believe it or not, I'll throw you again."

Chen Feng looked at her, then at Dugu Jieao, hehe.

Wen Bai was furious, rolled up his sleeves to his shoulders, and started to wander around Chen Feng - after walking around for a long time, comparing Chen Feng's height with his own, and looking at the muscles in her hands, he realized that he might not have a chance of winning, he was slightly embarrassed, so he had to continue Say harshly: "I've practiced it before! Usually one hits five, no, ten is fine, don't really annoy me, it won't be good if I hurt you."

Chen Feng chuckled at her.

Ou Jingnian couldn't bear to see that Wenbai didn't have a step down, so he came out to smooth things over: "Xiaobai, this, t and t are different, and she is a relatively experienced insider. You have only been in the circle for a short time, and it is normal that you don't know many things. .”

Wen Bai followed Ou Jingnian's words and put down his sleeves—the weather in early winter, even with the air conditioner in the room, it was still very cold—he showed Chen Feng an expression of "adults don't remember the faults of villains", walked arrogantly to the other side, and Sit down on the hospital bed.

The room suddenly fell into silence.

Chen Feng finally remembered his job, said hello to everyone, and walked out of the ward. After a while, the head nurse came over with a tray and shouted: "Dugu Jieao, get an injection!"

Dugu Jieao trembled all over, he couldn't help looking at Ou Jingnian, Ou Jingnian still smiled at her, sat beside her, held her hand and said, "It's okay, the injection won't hurt."

Dugu Jieao glanced at Wen Bai: "She goes out."

Wen Bai was about to stand up in a matter of minutes, but Ou Jingnian glared at her, so he went out silently touching his nose instead.

Dugu Jieao kept staring at Wen Bai until she walked out the door, and directed Ou Jingnian: "Close the door."

Ou Jingnian smiled and said, "Why do you still have to close the door?" Seeing Dugu Jieao pouted and raised his head, he stood up with a smile and closed the door.

Dugu Jieao saw with his own eyes that the doors and windows were closed tightly, so he stood up on the bed with a dignified and heroic face, and took off his pants.

Ou Jingnian: "... Dugu, what are you doing?" If it wasn't for Dugu Jieao not knowing her sexual orientation, she must have thought that Dugu Jieao was seducing her, with that chocolate-like silky smooth skin, firm buttocks... Stop it!The one in front of me is still a child, a flower of the motherland, a pure and kind girl, no.

Dugu Jieao said as a matter of course: "Didn't you get the injection like that yesterday?" She decided to make such a big sacrifice for Ou Jingnian after careful consideration. You must know that she, the leader of the Dugu League, has been in the martial arts for so many years, but she has never suffered such a thing. shame!Dugu turned his head resentfully, stared at the head nurse firmly, and planned to keep her in his heart, and revenge later.

And the experienced head nurse didn't care about Dugu Jieao's little hateful gaze at all. She shook the bottle in her hand and said slowly, "I don't want to spank my ass today, but spank the back of my hand. If you strongly request, you can also spank your ass."

Dugu Jieao: ... When my internal strength recovers, I must personally chop this thief into pieces!

After the head nurse went out, Wen Bai got permission from Goddess Ou again and walked into the ward.

As soon as she came in, she saw Dugu Jieao sitting against the head of the bed with an unhappy face, and Ou Jingnian was next to her, hugging her and comforting her softly.

Wen Bai felt sour all over his body like the director of an old vinegar factory.She deliberately stepped heavily, then sat on the edge of the bed, and said in a rough voice: "It's so embarrassing to have such a face after getting an injection!"

Ou Jingnian glared at her: "Xiaobai, don't you have to go to the store recently?"

Wen Bai said nonchalantly: "Ah Fang and the others are in charge. I can't do anything when I go. What are you going to do?"

Ou Jingnian frowned slightly, but said nothing.Dugu Jieao keenly sensed the discord, and asked, "What store?"

Before Ou Jingnian could speak, Wen Bai rushed to answer: "Ou and I jointly opened the store. This is a testimony of our love. It has been open for three years!"

"Xiaobai!" A good-tempered Ou Jingnian couldn't stand Wenbai anymore. He shouted, then quickly turned his head, and said to Dugu Jieao in a soft voice: "She opened a Thai restaurant, and I also bought half of the shares." , last time I packed it and went home, do you remember?"

Dugu Jieao thought for a long time before he remembered what it was: "The cyan one, and the yellow and red ones, those lumps, cough!" For the sake of her own image, it is better not to say too many indecent words. wonderful.

Ou Jingnian wisely didn't continue, but Wen Bai said triumphantly, "That's curry. The colors you mentioned are green curry, yellow curry, and red curry. Don't you understand? Country bumpkin!"

Ou Jingnian could already imagine the scene where Dugu Jieao was making up "green shit", "yellow shit" and "red shit" in his mind, feeling disgusted at the same time, but couldn't help laughing at the same time, and chuckled.

Wen Bai looked at her inexplicably: "What are you laughing at?"

Ou Jingnian quickly restrained his smile and sat up straight: "It's nothing."

Dugu Jieao understood what Ou Jingnian was thinking of, and laughed out loud. Wen Bai, who was rejected by her tacit understanding, said angrily: "What are you laughing at? Is curry so funny? Old Ou, have you been caught by this country bumpkin recently?" Contagious, crazy!"

Ou Jingnian smiled and shook his head: "Forget it, don't ask, don't affect your appetite."

Wen Bai stomped his feet: "You don't want me to know, I just want to know, tell me what it is!" Judging by that look, if Ou Jingnian didn't say anything, she would probably immediately turn into the roaring congregation and rush up to shake Ou Jingnian.

Ou Jingnian had no choice but to wave to her, sticking to her ear and saying, "Dugu said... curry is like flying."

Wen Bai's face turned blue, looking at Dugu Jieao, his eyes almost burst into flames: "Du! Gu! Jie! Jieao!"

Dugu Jieao didn't pay attention to her angry cry at all, but turned around and coquettishly said to Ou Jingnian: "Fruit." On the bedside table was a fruit that Ou Jingnian had bought before, which seemed to be called "Pingguo" or "Pinguo"?Anyway, it is a very expensive fruit, Dugu Jieao does not reject things that are close to the people, but he also prefers expensive things.What's more, asking Ou Jingnian to cut fruit can also attack Wenbai.Kill two birds with one stone, why not do it?

Ou Jingnian picked up an apple from the bedside table and started peeling it with a knife.

Dugu smiled triumphantly at Wenbai, Wenbai's anger became more intense, and he stared at her, his eyeballs almost protruding.

As soon as Dugu Jieao saw Wen Bai's expression, she felt that her hands didn't hurt anymore, her heart wasn't tired, and even the loss of internal energy didn't seem to matter so much. She even happily hummed a little tune that she heard on the snack street at noon: The big sky is my love...

Ou Jingnian's hand shaking the apple, made a deep cut on the already thin apple, and handed the poor fruit to Dugu Jieao.

Dugu Jieao was frightened: "What is this?"

"Apple." Wen Bai gritted his teeth with hatred, even if the apple had been peeled down to a stick, it was an apple peeled by Ou Jingnian himself!She Wenbai and Ou Jingnian have known each other for so many years, and only fortunately Ou Jingnian has peeled apples twice, this country bumpkin has only lived in Ou Jingnian's house for more than a week, why can he get such special treatment? !

Dugu Jieao stared at this apple. This fruit had already lost its original bright red and plump appearance, and turned into a shriveled, thin, and cheap looking fruit. Looking at this fruit, she couldn't help silently I began to think, is this the way to eat this fruit, so much must be peeled off by someone, or did Senior Ou deliberately peel it like this?

She came to the result very quickly, because Wen Bai snatched the knife from Ou Jingnian's hand, whizzed and whizzed out a perfect apple - the skin was all connected in a line, forming several beautiful circles near the apple flesh , and did not peel off any excess flesh——Wen Bai handed this extremely perfectly peeled apple to Dugu Jieao: "Give this to you, and give that to me." I will abandon the one with little flesh and choose this one with full flesh... let's... let's...

Dugu Jieao chose Ou Jingnian's apple without hesitation, took a bite, spit out a core, blinked, and finished eating the apple that Ou Jingnian had peeled.Not only that, she also silently recalled Ou Jingnian's method of peeling apples, and labeled this method in her mind - "the correct way to peel apples". Of course, Wen Bai's method of peeling apples is a wrong example.

Wen Bai: ... If you don't eat it, I will, hum!Killing the apple three times and five times, I was upset, and I didn't eat well for lunch, so I picked up the knife and peeled off all the fruits on the bedside table and ate them—— Pears, oranges, pineapples…

Of course, in the eyes of Dugu Jieao, these are all wrong models, and all the methods of eating fruit are labeled as "absolutely forbidden", and then hidden deep in her mind by the leader Dugu.