domestic devil

Ou Jingnian and Dugu Jieao waited anxiously in the ward for half an hour. After half an hour, Dugu Jieao cast his eager eyes on Ou Jingnian: There must be a limit to pretending?After pretending for so long, is it enough to be benevolent?You can go out and buy your own food, so you don't have to wait to eat the poisoned porridge, right?

Ou Jingnian perfectly received Dugu Jieao's eye waves, and automatically converted the long string of messages into three simple and clear characters "I'm hungry", looked at Dugu Jieao who was lying on the bed powerless and doing nothing, and then took out his phone Looking at the time, he said, "I'm going to buy breakfast." Just as he was about to leave, Dugu Jieao rolled up from the bed and looked at her with watery eyes: "Senior, do you really want to leave me here alone? Throw it in this strange place full of murderous secrets, face a group of strange people who don't know whether they are enemies or friends, and then face alone Wen Bai, Chen Feng, white-clothed killer (head nurse), and any other wolves who may appear The generation of tigers and leopards.

Of course, Leader Dugu's behavior was not out of fear. If she was such a cowardly person, she would not have eaten that poisoned cake as early as the beginning (fortified internal energy to protect her heart veins), Dugu The reason why the leader doesn't want to be alone is because he considers that Senior Ou's thoughts are too mysterious. Her sometimes shrewd and sometimes confused face contains too many things that Dugu Jieao can't understand. With your life on Senior Ou's body, it's better to do it yourself to have enough food and clothing, no, you can do it yourself without worrying about your life.

Moreover, she Dugu Jieao, as a generation of female devils and a high-ranking martial arts leader, if she died inexplicably at the hands of an unknown pawn like Wen Bai, it would be too... shameful.

All in all, after 0.1 second of deliberation, Dugu leader made the decision to act cute in order to follow and put it into action. In less than 0.1 second, Ou Jingnian, who was blinded by the beauty (luo) girl (li), had already said : "Okay." After she finished speaking, she was still a little worried. She carefully studied the doctor's ward round schedule, and then went to the corridor to look around. She didn't see any traces of doctors and nurses before slipping in again. Holding Dugu Jieao's hand, he said: "Inpatients can't go out casually, let's go back quickly." Dugu Jieao looks alive and kicking, and he can still hug himself with his bare hands, and go out to have a meal, should he be fine?

The two of them sneaked out like two elementary school students who skipped class. In order not to be discovered, Ou Jingnian took Dugu Jieao out through the side door, made a circle, walked through a winding alley, and came to a snack block.

If Wen Bai was there, he would have exclaimed that this place is like Diagon Alley in Harry Potter or a small street with a high crime rate in Victorian London—noisy, noisy, full of smoky The breath of grassroots life, but Wen Bai was not there, so Dugu Jieao was just a little surprised, and briefly missed her long-lost civilian life in her heart, and then happily took Ou Jingnian's hand, looking here, sniffing there Sniff: Ou Jingnian's familiarity with this hospital and his obvious cautious behavior have restored Dugu Jieao's confidence again—Senior Ou is really just pretending to be false, but she knows everything well!

Ou Jingnian held Dugu Jieao like a child, and asked with a smile, "What do you want to eat? Don't think it's crowded here, but the food is actually quite clean."

"Clean" made Dugu Jieao think too much again, the smile on her face grew bigger and bigger, her appetite improved with her mood, and she decisively pointed to a row of stalls on the left: "This, this, don't, everything else is necessary." eat!"

Ou Jingnian: ... Dugu, have you been infected by Wenbai?

Ou Jingnian made Ang Dugu Jieao eat the happiest and fullest meal since he met Wenbai with only a piece of pink Grandpa Mao.

Glutinous rice chicken, siu mai, baked yam, roujiamo, Shaanxi Liangpi, Sichuan jelly, tofu brain, three delicacies noodles, hot dry noodles, pancake fruit... Dugu Jieao's process of eliminating these things is also the process of Ou Jingnian looking at Dugu Jieao's smile from smiling A laugh of surprise and then a laugh of worry.

In the end, when Dugu Jieao was belching and leading Ou Jingnian to taste Tianjin flowers again, Ou Jingnian finally couldn't help coughing, and said cautiously: "Dugu... It's not that I'm stingy, but you eat so much, really Don't you feel... bloated?"

"So much?" Dugu Jieao recalled his appetite, and replied bluntly: "It's okay, a martial arts practitioner..." Suddenly he realized that he still had to rely on Ou Jingnian to eat and drink, so he couldn't scare others all at once, so She said shyly, "Cough, I usually don't eat so much."

"That's right." Ou Jingnian nodded, "I think you ate well when you first arrived at my house. You must be hungry today. It's so pitiful that you struggled so much yesterday. But you have food poisoning, so you can't eat too much. Be careful." Have loose bowels."

Dugu glanced sadly at Huahua - she has a natural liking for all big things - and made a deep and decisive decision with the courage of being a martial arts leader: "I don't want to eat, let's go back. "

Looking at Dugu's unruly eyes, Ou Jingnian felt that he was as vicious as a stepmother who abused children, so he said in a strange way: "Well... If you want to eat so much, I will bring you here at noon. There are many restaurants over there. Please eat delicious food."

"En!" Dugu Jieao nodded pretending to be calm, but in fact his heart was already so sweet that he was happy.

The two slipped out and came back again. Dugu Jieao lay on the bed for a while before Wen Bai came in with a packaged KFC: "Old Ou is sorry, something happened when I went out, the porridge is not good after a long time, I bought you some chicken wings and you'll just settle for it... what's that?!"

Before Ou Jingnian could answer, Dugu Jieao had already said proudly and proudly: "Pancakes, fried dough sticks and soy milk!" snack".

Wen Bai: "Fucking old Ou, are you not interested in buying her or me? Wait, when are these things sold near the hospital? Chen Feng, you bastard, come out and say that there is no food nearby. It turns out that it is special. You lied to me?! You liar!"

Chen Feng said: "Would you believe me if I said that even I didn't know there was such a thing here?"

Wen Bai: "I don't believe it!"

Chen Feng nodded seriously: "I don't believe it either."

Wen Bai: "Are you kidding me?!"

Chen Feng shook his head solemnly: "No, I just verified your IQ. I thought your IQ was much lower than the average, but it turns out that your IQ is only a little lower than the average. Knowing the difference is obvious." Lies—Okay, I'm going to do a rounds of the ward, let's talk back and say goodbye."

Wen Bai: ...(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!