domestic devil

On the second day after Dugu Jieao was hospitalized, Wen Bai arrived at the hospital early in the morning, carrying an insulated box in her hand, which contained enough porridge for two people - she originally wanted to bring only one portion, but then thought of Ou Jingnian Now this virtue, the final result of only bringing one person's share must be Dugu Jieao's enjoyment, so I can only reluctantly bring two copies.

Just as Wen Bai parked the car in the parking lot and opened her tyrannical and cool Aston Martin scissor doors, one foot just stretched out and before it landed, the left eye suddenly twitched inexplicably, Wen Bai was vigilant. When I looked up, it was still early, and there were almost no other cars in the parking lot, oh no, there was a small electric motorcycle, electric motorcycle, electric motorcycle...

Wen Bai stared blankly at Chen Feng slowly driving in that tattered little electric motorcycle. The gate of the parking lot was less than ten meters away from her car, but it took Chen Feng nearly a minute to drive there, and then another about Stop for 1 minutes, lock the car, pull out the key, get out of the car, stand up straight, put the key in your arms, turn your head to look at the already petrified Wen Bai: "Hi, morning."

"You...what are you doing here?" Wen Bai bafflingly asked, glaring at Chen Feng.

"Go to work." Chen Feng took out a tattered work card from his pocket, and waved it in front of Wen Bai.

Wen Bai: ... It seems that someone said yesterday that he came from a doctor here... Never mind, I'll go in first.As soon as he lifted his foot, he found that Chen Feng was also walking in the same direction. Alarm bells rang in his heart, he gave Chen Feng a fierce look, and asked in a rough voice, "Why are you going this way?"

Chen Feng shook his terribly dirty work sign again, and pointed to the words "Inpatient Department" on the sign.Wen Bai's eyes were sharp, and he found that although the cover of his work card was dirty, the cards inside were very new, he became suspicious, and slowly moved to the ward where Dugu Jieao was, and sure enough, Chen Feng followed her in staggeringly.

Dugu Jieao woke up vigilantly when they were approaching. Not only did he wake up, but he also woke up Ou Jingnian. It's a hospital, and the hospital bed is not as big as hers. Seeing that she was about to fall, Dugu Jieao jumped to the ground with a carp, his knees sank, and his hands stretched out flat to catch Ou Jingnian. The guard standing guard straightened his body like that, forming a standard princess hug - Dugu Jieao, who is less than 160, embraces Ou Jingnian, who is over 170.

Ou Jingnian stopped rubbing his eyes.Wen Bai's feet that were lifted in mid-air also stopped.Even Chen Feng glanced at this side silently, took out a pen from his pocket, coughed, and said to Dugu Jieao: "Miss Dugu, you can... put her down."

Dugu Jieao blinked, and gently placed Ou Jingnian on the side of the bed in a sitting position.Ou Jingnian was fully awake, and praised her, "Dugu, you are so strong! It was thanks to you just now."

"Big fart! Lost fart!" Wen Bai rushed over angrily, pushed Dugu Jieao hard, but he didn't push, so he pulled Ou Jingnian's arm forcefully, forcibly separated the two of them, then turned his head and yelled at Dugu Jieao : "Who allowed you to hug her like this?! Ah?!"

Dugu Jieao hasn't reacted to the fact that Senior Ou didn't react in time, but out of instinct, she still sneered and said to Wen Bai: "Why, I don't hug her, should I watch her fall to the ground? "A martial arts master like Senior Ou would never really fall to the ground, she must have been deliberately showing weakness just now, trying to confuse the enemy!"Wen Bai couldn't see that Senior Ou was good, so she saved Senior Ou herself, and she was so angry!Well, it must be so!

Wen Bai: ...It seems to be the same. If Dugu does not hug Ou Jingnian, Ou Jingnian will fall. No, if she falls, can I take the opportunity to comfort her gently?Damn Dugu Jieao blocked a great opportunity for me to perform!Oh no, will it hurt if you fall off the bed?My heart aches for Ou Jingnian falling... Cough... Do I want her to fall, or do I hope she doesn't?This is a problem…

Chen Feng glanced at Wen Bai who was inexplicably lost in thought, smiled and shook his head, naturally took the insulated lunch box from her hand, and handed it to Ou Jingnian: "This is the breakfast she brought for you."

"Oh, thank you." Ou Jingnian didn't realize that Chen Feng had turned his back on customers, he thanked dully, got up and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth, thanks to Yin Zi, the two of them occupied a fairly clean suite, and there were two sheets in one room bed, and a squat toilet.

While Ou Jingnian was going to wash up, Chen Feng already took out a thermometer from nowhere, and said to Dugu Jieao: "Little friend, come on, open your mouth, ah..."

Dugu Jieao looked at him vigilantly, closed his mouth tightly, snorted out his nose, and turned his head almost at a 60-degree angle.

"It doesn't matter if you don't open your mouth. You can measure the armpits. You can measure the anus if you don't. " Chen Feng said with a smile, holding the thermometer in his left hand and making gestures, as if he was thinking which place is more suitable.

Dugu Jieao shivered coldly and moved a little away from him.

Wen Bai: ...Why do you use a thermometer for the mouth, armpits, and anus?How unreliable is your hospital!Ah, but if it's that country bumpkin, it would be nice to let her taste the thermometer that stayed in the anus, oh ho ho ho ho...

Chen Feng seemed to have read her mind, swished out two other thermometers from his trousers pocket: "The thermometers for the mouth, underarms, and anus are different." After a pause, he added: " But different people use the same one, even the one used to test the anus, I will disinfect it with alcohol every time I use it up, I don’t know if other colleagues will forget that once in a while.”

Dugu Jieao shivered again, silently shrank to the corner of the bed, the main target of defense changed from Wenbai to Chen Feng.

Wen Bai: "...If I get sick, I will definitely not be able to stay in your hospital!"

Chen Feng smiled comfortably: "No problem, I'm sure other hospitals are the same."

Dugu Jieao & Wen Bai & Ou Jingnian who heard everything in the bathroom: ...

In the end, Ou Jingnian weighed the pros and cons, and chose to take the temperature under the armpit for Dugu Jieao. Dugu Jieao no longer blindly believed in Ou Jingnian, but out of the idea of ​​giving face to her senior outside, she still obeyed complacently, but refused. Let Chen Feng touch, so Chen Feng was driven outside, Ou Jingnian took the thermometer, untied Dugu Jieao's clothes, reached out and stuffed the thermometer in, the two of them touched skin, Dugu Jieao didn't feel anything, Ou Jingnian felt like a smuggler The cheap stinky hooligan, with a hot face, quickly withdrew his hand and turned his head away. In order to make up for his "misconduct" behavior just now, he immediately opened the lunch box and fed Dugu Jieao with a spoon.

Wenbai, who had witnessed everything, was so sour that he could spit out, and snorted countless times, but Dugu Jieao and Ou Jingnian ignored them all.

Dugu looked suspiciously at the insulated lunch box brought by Wen Bai.She was already hungry, and the porridge in the lunch box exuded a tempting aroma, but this was something brought by that person, that bitch with ulterior motives and schemes!people.

"Don't like it?" Ou Jingnian handed out a spoonful of porridge for a long time, saw that Dugu Jieao didn't respond, thought that she disliked the porridge, so he tasted it himself, frowned and said, "Xiaobai, this...you made it yourself? "

Wen Bai, who was left out in the cold, finally got the attention of Goddess Ou, and immediately leaned over and said triumphantly, "How is it, isn't it good?"

"The porridge is well cooked." Ou Jingnian organized his words carefully so as not to hurt Wen Bai's fragile heart: "It's just... this is porridge with preserved egg and lean meat, but there is no salt."

"...How is it possible?" Wen Bai snatched the spoon and took a sip by himself. There was really no salt...Of course, how could she, Chef Wen, admit that it was because of her mistake? "Cough, don't you know that eating too much salt is not good? Hypertension, hyperlipidemia and coronary heart disease are all caused by eating too much salt. I didn't put any salt for your own good!"

Ou Jingnian: "...you can't let it go at all, right?"

Wen Bai: "Hmph! You don't want to eat, I will eat!" I took a few sips from the lunch box, but I couldn't finish it. After taking the car keys and going out, Ou Jingnian called her: "Where are you going?"

Wen Bai said domineeringly: "Buy salt!" He swung the key and strode out.

Ou Jingnian: ... Xiaobai, you are so arrogant!

Dugu Jieao: Why did you buy salt? You forgot to put the poison ~ medicine. Now you have to find an excuse to buy poison ~ medicine, right?I won't be fooled by you, and I won't eat it with added salt, hum!