domestic devil

It was another winter, and Wangli, a single building in the middle of Shengshi Jiangshan Community, did not turn on the air conditioner or floor heating like every winter in the past.The floor-to-ceiling windows leading to the yard were wide open, and the north wind howled in, making the already untidy interior even more messy: the literacy posters on the wall were torn by the strong wind, and they could only hold on to the wall desperately to avoid being swept away; The menu makes a wheezing sound and rises and falls in the wind. This is a stack of brothers and sisters who love each other, but they are separated by the strong wind; the curtains are all floating up, twisting and dancing without aesthetic feeling, covering The projection TV covers almost the entire wall; and the sound of the TV broadcast becomes weaker and weaker in this noisy and impetuous environment. Looking from the sofa, the host is almost just lip-synthesizing rather than seriously reporting the news .

However, the owner of the house, or one of the owners, turned a blind eye to this situation and refused to tidy things up or close the floor-to-ceiling windows. Whether it was flying sundries or full-bodied demon winds, they seemed to disturb I can't remember her lazily lying on the sofa, eating melon seeds and watching the news:

"...The reporter learned from the public relations department of Opel that the three original business divisions of the European Group will be merged into the subsidiaries of Opel, Oupa Lighting, Oshang Sanitary Ware and Jiebao Precision. This comeback, he will be the general manager of Jiebao Precision, and Wang Ziming, the former general assistant of the European Style Group, will continue to work in the Opel Group..."

A hand suddenly appeared, closed the glass window, and drew the curtains. The owner of the hand wiped his head with a bath towel, approached the sofa, and poked the person lying on the sofa. The person on the sofa sat up consciously. , let only one person sit side by side, the owner of the hand gave her a white look, bent down, hugged the person on the sofa, let her sit in his arms, and sat on the sofa, I found the remote control in a certain crack, changed the station, and at the same time did not forget to criticize: "What kind of names are you calling, it's so ugly."

"That's still much better than Opel." Dugu Jieao muttered, and found that Ou Jingnian had switched the TV to the Science and Education Channel, and immediately protested: "Can't you watch it on another channel?"

"No." Ou Jingnian answered very calmly. After the answer, he leaned back on the sofa, staring at the TV, and groping for Dugu Jieao with his fingers: "Are there any more melon seeds?"

"It's gone." Dugu Jieao poured a handful of melon seeds with shells into her mouth, chewed them hard, and the poor melon seeds were instantly crushed into powder by her sharp teeth.

Ou Jingnian squeezed her face: "I told you, eating melon seed shells is not good for the stomach." Putting his palm on Dugu Jieao's mouth: "I vomited."

Dugu Jieao bulged his cheeks, and swallowed all the melon seeds, including the skin and flesh.

Ou Jingnian frowned: "You..."

"What's wrong with me?" Dugu Jieao stood up angrily, with his hands on his hips, "You hate me?"

Ou Jingnian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "No..." After the advertisement on the Science and Education Channel, the TV suddenly switched to the latest technology news: "Recent research shows that there may be a space-time gap near Huashan Mountain in our country..."

Ou Jingnian's attention was immediately attracted by this news, he completely forgot about the topic just now, and shook Dugu's unruly hand: "Baby, you jumped from Mount Hua at that time, right? Do you think so?" Is it true this time?"

"Do you believe this kind of nonsense? They also say that gravitational waves can cure infertility!" Dugu exhaled disdainfully, snatched the remote control, turned off the TV with a slap, and turned off the remote control again. It was shot on the coffee table, and I jumped up barefoot, looking down at Ou Jingnian: "Why are you researching this kind of thing every day? Are you trying to send me away? Let me tell you, don't think about it!" I just rushed out of the gold market and went public on the Shencheng Exchange through a backdoor. This is a good time to stop making persistent efforts and make great achievements. When will I have to wait?In the end, Ou Jingnian babbled about his fame and burden, repeatedly persuading the chairman of the Opel Group, Dugu Jieao, who was in his prime, to quit as soon as he saw a good deal, and quit bravely, which made Chairman Dugu very unhappy.

"You know I don't mean that." Ou Jingnian sighed helplessly, stood up, hugged Dugu Jieao, and at the same time rubbed his wet head on Dugu Jieao's leg, "Baby, the merger and acquisition is complete, isn't it?" Should we celebrate? How about going on vacation? How about Northern Europe?"

Dugu Jieao frowned: "Mergers and acquisitions are only the first step, there are still many things to do, Jiang Mingxing and Wang Ziming are good at flattering grandma, and their work is terrible, so they must find a few people to watch them. We need to recruit more people." She patted her head distressedly: "You people here are so hypocritical, not like me back then, just say, 'Master Dugu has taken a fancy to you', who is not going to roll over and work for me ?”

Ou Jingnian looked at her, and there was a deep resentment in his voice: "So you don't plan to take a vacation?" She hasn't traveled with Dugu Jieao for two years!

Dugu Jieao rubbed his chin: "That's not true, I can rest for a day or two, let's take a short trip."

Ou Jingnian: "Where are you going?"

Dugu Jieao thought for a while and snapped his fingers: "Huashan."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "Aren't we planning to go to the United States to get married this year? Before we get married, we must go home to worship our ancestors, but I don't have any family members. Why don't you come back to Mount Hua with me?"

Ou Jingnian: "Yes, yes, but Huashan is not far from the gold market..."

Dugu Jieao: "It doesn't matter, we will fly there at night, and then drive overnight, we may be able to catch the sunrise on the top of the mountain, after watching the sunrise, have breakfast there, and then rush to the airport in the afternoon, and then fly back, so two days It's still useless."

Ou Jingnian: "...Are you sure this is traveling, not military training?" Her martial arts is second in the world because no one else in the world except the two of them practice martial arts, not because of how good her martial arts are, hey! 48 hours without sleep, rushing to climb mountains and take a plane, she really doesn't want this kind of travel...

Dugu Jieao: "Practice martial arts while traveling. By the way, you seem to be slack in your practice recently, and your hands have no strength. It's time to strengthen your training. Okay, that's it. We will go to Huashan this weekend, and I will ask the secretary to make an appointment immediately. ticket."

Ou Jingnian: "Alright...well."

A few days later, on a certain morning, Dugu Jieao stared dumbfounded at the group of red-clothed welcoming teams on the top of Huashan Mountain, holding suonas, gongs and drums, and carrying bridal sedan chairs, and turned to look at Ou Jingnian.

Ou Jingnian shrugged: "I can't help it. I've already booked a Nordic castle for an ice and snow wedding, but you insist on coming here. In order to meet the situation, I have no choice but to do it on the spot." It is in line with Dugu Jieao's taste.She held Dugu Jieao's hand with a smile, and stuffed Dugu Jieao into the resplendent sedan chair. If Dugu Jieao wanted to resist, she simply hugged Dugu Jieao from behind, and used her soft chest to touch Dugu Jieao's upright At the same time, she bit her ear and said softly, "I'm not wearing underwear. If you sit in, I'll...hey you."

So the former leader of the martial arts alliance and the current chairman of the Opel Group married Ou Jingnian, a history teacher at Jinshi No. Exactly ten years, and every year since then, Mr. Ou will accompany Chairman Dugu back to his natal Huashan for a tour.

One year after Mr. Ou retired, they went to Huashan Mountain in the middle of winter, but they never came down again.

And in the Jianghu during the Longjing period, there suddenly appeared a pair of martial arts masters with strange costumes and bold words and deeds. Both of them were female.Their martial arts come from the same source, and when they act, they are inseparable from Meng and Meng, and when asked by others, they address each other as their wives.

Together they founded the Ouba Sect, which was later cited by the people of a certain country as proof that martial arts originated in their country.