domestic devil

Wen Bai took Dugu Jieao and Ou Jingnian to the place where they went shopping yesterday.

There is a movie theater on the top floor of this shopping mall, which claims to be open 24 hours.When this store first opened, it advertised that it was dedicated to serving high-end customers, and the ticket price was set so expensive that even a bona f*ck dude like Wen Bai thought it was a scam, and would rather spend several times more than the movie ticket Even if Wenbai is like this, his family’s business can be imagined.

So I don’t know when, high-end theaters became “different prices, different experiences”, and it didn’t take long to start a vigorous membership card promotion, and after that, the name of this store was listed on the group buying website , about the same price as every other movie theater.

Even so, this movie theater is still there half-deadly, and the staff still adhere to the old style of the past, thinking that they are waiters in high-end places, greeting people with their nostrils first, and raising their chins first when speaking.

Wen Bai and the others encountered the ticket agent who was the leader of this group of people.

"Hi, let's get the tickets." Goodwill ambassador Ou Jingnian was the first to get on the horse. She took out a golden apple of a local tyrant in white and white, and showed the group buying text message to others. The phone was covered with unique sequins—these sequins They are all pure Swarovski crystals and South African rough diamonds, which are supposed to be pretty good raw materials, but the whole thing has been posted in vain as a wash, cut and blowjob in the Vietnamese countryside.

Ticketing took his chin and swept it to the side.Ou Jingnian didn't understand, so he asked again.So she stretched out her hand weakly to poke the void around her, and quickly retracted it, as if there was a different-dimensional space beside her, and she couldn't get out after entering her finger.

Ou Jingnian: "...Excuse me, can I get tickets here?" Ou Tuhao has never used any group buying in her life, and she really doesn't understand how it works. In fact, she rarely buys things online, and she calls Wenbai if she needs to or property, or head straight to a specialty store.

The ticket agent got angry: "Can't I go there and change it by myself?" Take an apple and think you are a rich person?Is Apple rotten these days?Moreover, such a fake shell was pasted on it, which looked like a street stall at first glance.

Ou Jingnian: "..." This is the worst service person she has ever seen in her life.

"Sorry, we paid for the service." Wen Bai tried hard to suppress his anger, reached out and knocked on the table, and interjected with a raised voice.This is also in the gold market. If it were to be placed in Shencheng, she would have already called someone to smash it.

The ticketing lady gave a noble and cold smile, and said something to the people around her in the local dialect. The people next to her giggled, looked at them with contempt and disdain - and didn't say anything more to them .

Wen Bai was so angry that he patted the table: "What's your attitude? Ah?"

"What's our attitude? Didn't you see it?" The man next to him raised his orchid finger and said something slowly, but before he could finish the last word, he suddenly twitched as if someone had stuck his neck, Ou Jingnian The ticket agent who asked earlier rushed to see how she was doing, but just turned around and suddenly stood there, her legs still twisted, her face frozen in shock, her hands stretched out in the air, like a living wax figure.

"Nice job!" Wen Bai laughed, not noticing that Dugu Jieao shrank her hand guiltily after she said this, Ou Jingnian was full of doubts, and turned his head to look at Dugu Jieao instinctively—this glance was nothing more than nothing to her. The reaction was almost subconscious, even she didn't realize it, but Yu Dugu Jieao was easily seen by her little tricks. The leader Dugu immediately smiled embarrassedly, and even stuck out his tongue like a girl. After that, her senior Ou turned her head back, and turned to care about the people on the ground: "Is it an epileptic seizure? Don't stand still, call 120!"

The ticketing lady looked at all this helplessly, and let out a few pitiful whimpers. The nearby staff rushed over—there were almost no customers in the morning, and there were few staff left. They were all inexperienced young people, running around in a mess Come here, obviously there are only three or two people, and you squeeze me and I squeeze you into a panic.

Seeing this situation, Ou Jingnian decisively changed to remind Wen Bai: "You call!"

Wen Bai gloated and shook his head: "I won't hit you, but I will hit you."

Ou Jingnian was so angry that he turned his head to look at Dugu Jieao - when he was going out, Dugu Jieao diligently picked up her bag, not only carrying it, but also carrying it with a respectful attitude towards rare treasures.

Ou Jingnian's original intention was to use her mobile phone to make a call, but she has become accustomed to the slow way of thinking, and her movements have become gentle and slow, so Dugu Jieao felt guilty at her meaningful (self-confident) glance He touched his nose carefully, caught a few sequins that had been pulled from the Wenbai phone case between his fingers, flicked it lightly, the one that fell on the ground suddenly stopped twitching, and the one that was frozen also staggered and stood up, with work The personnel finally remembered and made a call: "Hey, 119, someone here has a seizure!"

Dugu Jieao: ...Stupid mortal!

Ou Jingnian: What the hell is 119!

Wen Bai: Hahahaha, hahahahaha, you guys have a bad attitude towards me!

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After making such a fuss, the movie was already halfway through when the three of them actually entered the theater, and the auditorium was empty, except for a couple sitting in the middle.Wen Bai lowered his head and looked at the seat, commanding Dugu Jieao: "You, sit in the front, yes, it's the far side of the first row, that's your seat."

Ou Jingnian frowned: "Why did you buy such a remote seat?"

"It's automatically assigned by the system, you know, group buying, discounts, that's it, you can't get a good seat." Wen Bai talked nonsense without changing his face, and grabbed Ou Jingnian's hand smoothly with one hand, pulling her towards him. The carefully selected lovers seat - this seat is occupied by the young couple.

"Excuse me, this is our seat." Wen Bai declared his rights sternly, seeing Dugu reluctantly moving to the side, he was in a good mood.

"Crazy, why don't you just sit around in such a free time?" The boy who was watching engrossed put his arms around the girl, and the girl rolled her eyes at Wen Bai in her man's arms, and continued to sit still.

Wen Bai began to roll up his sleeves: "Sigh, is it reasonable for you to take someone else's place? Tell you, Young Master Wen..."

"Don't worry about it! It's just us, just sit whatever you want." Ou Jingnian saw Wen Bainiu lose his temper, so he quickly pulled her back, and waved to Dugu Jieao, who hadn't gone far, and Dugu Jieao was ten times stronger than the one who left The speed flashed quickly, and Ou Jingnian gently took her hand: "You sit on my left."

Wen Bai: Damn!If you don't count, you don't come here according to your seat!

Ou Jingnian sat down one by one, Zhao Wei and Zhou Xun were happily changing their skins on the screen, and the two women were naked in the water, lingering and tossing, as ambiguous as they could be.

Dugu Jieao's conservative little heart was frightened, and she almost stood up and yelled at such indecent and shameless behavior, but she remembered in time that everything in the movie was fake, just like the TV and computer at home, it was all fake. It's a deceitful act—but that's fine at home, this is outside, in public!According to her observations, this movie theater should be a place where everyone can come in and watch with money, but in this kind of place, there is actually such a play, which was selected by Wen Bai... Dugu rebelliously and dangerously Squinting her eyes, [-] conspiracy theories whizzed through her mind, and in the end, all these conspiracy theories turned into gloomy eye rays, sharply directed at Wenbai——she chose the right place, play, and time!What is the intention behind her bringing Senior Ou here to see this kind of thing? !In her era, there was no shortage of unscrupulous servants who lured their masters to those dirty places to spend time and drink, causing the master's family to be ruined. She watched a lot of Dugu and unruly dramas, and she was a figure standing on the cusp of the rivers and lakes, so she was very sensitive to these things. sensitive.

As soon as Wen Bai came in, he saw such a beautiful scene on the big screen. He was holding Ou Jingnian's hand and was so excited that he was incoherent there. Suddenly, an inexplicable cool wind blew by, and he couldn't help but sneezed. There was no tissue in his pocket. , so he stretched out his hand to cover it, Ou Jingnian gave her a disgusted look, silently withdrew his hand from her, and handed her a tissue, but Wen Bai didn't know what evil he was, and sneezed 5 or 6 times in a row. I can't even say it.

"I thought you've been through a lot of battles, and this kind of thing is pediatrics." Ou Jingnian joked, and Wen Bai finally recovered from the sneezing, and immediately said excitedly: "Can it be the same? This is a big screen Look at that body, that chest just now, tsk tsk, I bet 100 yuan that these are all doubles, not Zhou Xun and Zhao Wei in person!"

"...You care so much!" Ou Jingnian felt speechless, and turned to look at Dugu Jieao, fearing that the poor children from the valley would be frightened by the city's boldness and openness.Unexpectedly, not only was Dugu Jieao not frightened, but he also stared at Wenbai with a very interested expression while listening to her explanation. Ou Jingnian had no choice but to sigh again. Sure enough, he was completely behind the times. Seeing this kind of scene in a movie theater felt a little strange. Thriller.

Fortunately, the rest of the story is quite normal. The rest of the process is very beautiful except that the text is too noisy, Dugu Jieao is too quiet, and the couple in front are too ostentatious to kiss in public.

Ou Jingnian's dull and old brain didn't notice Dugu's tight lips and gloomy expression when the couple kissed at all, and he didn't care about Wenbai's endless muttering "Is the ending 3~P or Lily?" In doubt, she just stretched her waist and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I watched a movie, it feels good, Xiaobai will pick another one next time."

"No problem!" Wen Bai patted his chest to reassure, but at the same time he didn't forget to squint at Dugu Jieao - Ou Jingnian actually agreed to date her!Her millennium-old iron pestle was almost ground into a needle, and finally got the approval of Ou Jingnian's embroiderer.

And Dugu Jieao squinted at Wenbai, and sneered silently in his heart: Senior is so wise and wise, how can you and other mere mortals be able to seduce him?No matter how bad it is, there is still her!