domestic devil

Ou Jingnian discovered that the little girl Dugu Jieao has a very magical special function - no matter when, no matter where, no matter what kind of conversation, she can selectively ignore the key points of the conversation and go straight to the part she cares about, and she can always Force Ou Jingnian to resolve her concerns first, and then continue to communicate.

If this quality is placed on others, it will 100% cause disgust, but in Dugu Jieao, it is just helpless.In other words, Dugu Jieao cleverly grasped the balance between "disgusting" and "pityable", and every time he got stuck on a certain balance point, forcing Ou Jingnian to agree to her request, but also Not to give birth to too much resentment.

Ou Jingnian is now very sure that Dugu Jieao was really the youngest martial arts leader in history who was invincible. After all, this little guy looks innocent and harmless, but in fact he is more playful than anyone else.

Ou Jingnian knew that he couldn't resist Dugu Jieao's endless thoughts, so he obediently gave up resisting, and signed an unequal treaty with Dugu Jieao openly: "Okay, I will consider getting married, but..."

Dugu Jieao answered for her: "But there are conditions for marriage."

Ou Jingnian: "...Huh?" The words are very reasonable, but it feels really mysterious to say these words from someone who is crying and shouting nonsense and stalking to force marriage.

Dugu Jieao raised his head, and his disheveled hair fluttered in all directions: "I am such a talented person, how can someone like you marry casually? You must pass the test of this seat before you can officially marry her." Become the wife of this seat."

Ou Jingnian was a little amused: "What test?"

Dugu slapped the table domineeringly: "First, your internal strength must reach [-]% of mine."

Ou Jingnian was stunned before nodding, "Okay." She couldn't pass the first one alone, so the marriage was probably... just for fun.Logically speaking, her wish was fulfilled in this way, but this condition was put forward by Dugu Jieao, Ou Jingnian was still a little sad, turned the coffee in his hand half a circle, and then asked slowly: "And then?"

Dugu Jieao stared at her: "Second, you must practice diligently with me, and you must not stop for a day."

Ou Jingnian: "... Is there room for negotiation? What if it can't be done?"

Dugu Jieao: "No. I will find a way for you to do it."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "Third, you have to go through my comprehensive inspection for at least another month, and at the same time pass my family background review, circle of friends review, qualification review, future development review, and physical review."

Ou Jingnian: "...What the hell are these censorships?" Did Dugu Jieao think she was the emperor's choice of concubine? !

Dugu Jieao looked at her solemnly: "Of course, I have already consulted people on the forum, you may feel that doing so is not very respectful to you, so I will allow you to do the same review on me, I must know everything about you I can’t say enough. And if you feel offended during the review process, please let me know immediately, and I can adjust it immediately-don’t get me wrong, I do these reviews to study the match between us, not because I am intellectually superior or nobler than you, and I personally feel that you are a very good woman, and there is absolutely no saying that you are worthy or unworthy when you are with me, so you don’t have to worry.” Just asked a question At that time, people on the forum said that she was a "straight male cancer". She searched for a long time before she understood the general meaning of "straight male cancer". They all objected, presumably the concept of modern society is completely different, since her goal is to live a good life with Ou Jingnian, she must not violate Ou Jingnian's principles - Dugu Jieao still remembers the slap Ou Jingnian slapped herself, so it feels like She was no less than a comet hitting the earth, and she didn't want to risk losing Ou Jingnian to suffer this kind of blow again. This was not out of fear of Ou Jingnian, but just out of wanting to retain the dignity of her martial arts leader, eh!

Ou Jingnian: "You're overthinking, I've never felt that I'm not good enough for you... Wait, you've consulted people on the forum? So you've been planning to get married for a long time?!"

Dugu Jieao showed a smiling face: "I asked this question during computer class. It is said that the people here are really open-minded. You can find help for all kinds of marriage, gender, and love problems. It is much better than we were at that time, and there are many people Willing to give me advice, and some people send private messages to teach me how to treat my girlfriend properly." Of course, some people's words are very unpleasant, but since she still doesn't know how to trace the address according to the IP and suppress the objection by force, she can only Optionally treat as invisible.

Ou Jingnian: ...Just give me a good lesson when you are in class, don't just do things that have nothing to do with school!

Dugu Jieao: "In short, if you want to marry me, you must pass these three tests. Do you have any opinions?"

Sure enough, Ou Jingnian said yes: "You have set so many conditions, so logically I should mention some too, right?"

Dugu Jieao: "Yes." The people on the forum said that to respect one's wife, one must first listen to her request, try to satisfy what can be satisfied, and try to explain the difficulty of what cannot be satisfied, and must be honest and humble.This is completely different from Dugu Jieao's way of dealing with people in the past, but since Ou Jingnian is her wife, the so-called wife, Qi Ye, of course he can't be treated as a subordinate, so it doesn't matter to make a small exception-the reason why she used to be Doing all kinds of things that don't seem like she would do must be because she wanted Ou Jingnian to be his wife subconsciously, not because she was seduced by Ou Jingnian's charm, and she didn't have to worry about her control over herself weakening, it must be like this, um !

Ou Jingnian: "First of all, we need to get along for at least 5 years."

Dugu Jieao's eyes stared straight: "...5 years?!"

"That's right, 5 years." Ou Jingnian thought of her relationship with Yang Aihong, feeling a little emotional, "If after 5 years, you still love me, I still love you, and we both feel suitable, then go abroad and get married. "

Dugu Jieao thought back on what he was doing 5 years ago, and found that he couldn't remember many things, so he shook his head violently: "No, this...it's too long, 5 years..." It's not a child, marriage has to wait 5 years.

Ou Jingnian laughed: "Yang Aihong and I have been in love for 4 years."

Dugu Jieao understood what she meant, and after a while he nodded sullenly: "Okay." Shall I post another post tonight to ask?No, the majestic leader of the martial arts world, once you say something, no horse can chase you back. Forget it, since you want to respect your girlfriend's opinion, you must respect it to the end.But in the future, if any living person dares to get close to Ou Jingnian, hehe.

Ou Jingnian didn't expect Dugu Jieao to agree so quickly, he hesitated for a while before saying: "Second, I hope our business and economy can be independent of each other, don't worry, I'm not saying that I don't want to help you, and I won't help you with money. I'm too fussy about my work, but I have a feeling that your future career achievements may be greater than mine. I don't want you to interfere with my work too much, help me promote my position or do something else. We Each earns its own share of money, helps each other when they need it, and doesn't need to interfere with each other's life with their own financial resources when they don't need it. I hope no matter what, I'm just Ou Jingnian at work, not Dugu Jieao My wife, you won’t be brought forward because of your success, I want to change places, and you probably don’t want you to be mentioned just because you are my wife, Dugu? Baby? Jieao?”

Dugu Jieao stared at Ou Jingnian for a while, and was called out by Ou Jingnian many times before he asked in disbelief, "Do you really believe that I will be successful in the future?"

Ou Jingnian blinked: "I thought you were surprised because I didn't want to rely on you to make a fortune." Dugu Jieao's words were always so unexpected, but unexpectedly warmed her heart.

Dugu cut out disdainfully: "You are the person I have my eyes on, don't I understand your character? If you are the kind of villain who clings to others, can you catch my eyes?"

Ou Jingnian smiled: "I'm the one you like, why are you so unconfident in your vision?"

Dugu Jieao snorted: "Things like eyesight are too mysterious and unbelievable."

Ou Jingnian reached out and patted her shoulder, and smiled: "Aren't you very confident before, why are you suddenly so uncertain?"

Dugu Jieao pursed her lips, lowered her head and said, "Of course I'm not unconfident, it's just..." It was only when she really started to learn some core knowledge of modern society that she realized that she really didn't understand it at all.Those advanced computer knowledge, as well as the various scientific and technological advances mentioned by the students in discussions with each other, such as fingerprint verification, intelligent robots, satellite positioning, intercontinental missiles...all these things made her panic, and only those who really came into contact with those detached from life It was only when she learned about it that she realized how big the gap of 300 years was. After all, this is not her time anymore.

Ou Jingnian saw Dugu's depression, and held her tightly in his arms with his big arms.

"Third, I hope you can live happily every day, don't add a purpose to everything, don't make a clause for everything, and don't always feel that you have to do something to make yourself conform to the "Wulin" Master' status. We are all ordinary people. I hope you accept this and take your feelings seriously. If you like it, you like it. If you don't like it, you don't like it. Don't bother to accommodate or arrange anything, especially for Feelings." She felt Dugu Jieao in her arms raised her head and wanted to speak, and rubbed Dugu Jieao's head with a smile: "We are human beings, not machines, and our relationship does not need a step-by-step plan. A day, a month , One year, when the relationship is here, it will naturally come naturally, and as long as the relationship is there, it doesn't mean anything if you get married or not. Don't worry."

When Ou Jingnian heard Dugu Jieao mutter something unconvinced, he let go of her and took a step back, wanting to let Dugu Jieao express his opinions to his heart's content, but Dugu Jieao grabbed her arm and refused to let her go away.Dugu Jieao buried his head in Ou Jingnian's chest and rubbed it for a long time, until Ou Jingnian thought Dugu Jieao was about to cry, only to see the leader of the martial arts alliance raised his head, with reddish eye circles, he asked confidently: "So if the relationship will come to fruition, it will last a month." Can I get married?"

Ou Jingnian: "...are you listening to me?"

Dugu Jieao: "I just buried my chest in patronage, but I didn't listen."

Ou Jingnian: ...