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Dugu Jieao finally realized that Coca-Cola might not be a magic medicine, but a drink that can be obtained everywhere, because in addition to high-end restaurants like Pizza Hut, restaurants with a bad name like "Nian De Chicken" are also selling it This, and more importantly, when they passed by a vending machine on the way, Ou Jingnian actually pointed to a blue can in it and said, "This is your favorite Pepsi, do you want to buy it here or go to KFC?" Can I buy it from their machine?” Wenbai, a picky man, always thinks that KFC’s Coke is too sweet and not authentic, so he always buys it outside and asks for ice cubes to drink it inside.

Now Dugu Jieao can calmly face these strange and unknown machines, she immediately grasped the point and asked: "How much is a bottle?"

Ou Jingnian said, "Two yuan and five."

That low price deeply hurt Dugu Jieao's little heart of seeking more and more, and she shook her head in disgust, never wanting to take a second look at Coke.Ou Jingnian didn't understand her ever-changing mood, so when ordering at KFC, he ordered an extra large Coke for her.

Dugu Jieao drank it with a tragic mood. It was still the familiar recipe and the familiar taste, but the familiar feeling of surging heat was gone, replaced by an embarrassing full belch.

Dugu Jieao: ...I don't want to drink this thing again!

The three of them are still very eye-catching, not because all three are beautiful, but because of the unusual behavior of these three people-Wen Bai ordered a whole family bucket but picked and picked and ate only a few chicken wings, Ou Jingnian wanted Ordered [-] servings of mashed potatoes and ate one without stopping, Dugu Jieao?When ordering, everyone in the store could hear her asking, "What's the most expensive thing here? Get two servings!"

Of course, the eyes of the crowd had no effect on these three people at all - Ou Jingnian really didn't respond, and while eating, he made up his mind about Dugu Jieao's miserable life experience. Running all the way to outer space without looking back; Wen Bai put on a posture that everyone is drunk and I am sober, and charmingly tore the chicken wings in her hand while picking on the quality of the poor chicken wings; Dugu Jieao found that he also cared about the people in the shop The eyes are gone, but she is used to being the center of attention. Not only is she not ashamed, but she is proud of her attention-as expected, she is the center of the crowd wherever she goes!Ah no, it's the second center now!

After a meal, Ou Jingnian looked at Dugu Jieao tenderly, and suggested to buy some books for her - she firmly believed that science and technology are the primary productive forces, and the best way to improve the status quo of impoverished mountainous areas is talent education, in view of Dugu Jieao's She is still illiterate (Jingnian Ou personally gave her a test when she was eating KFC, and she could understand half of the simplified characters, the meanings were basically completely different, and she couldn't write at all), so she decided to carry forward the * spirit of mutual help and selfless dedication to teach Dugu Knowing how to read characters.

Wen Bai got excited after hearing Ou Jingnian's proposal: "Hahaha, I know how to teach her! Buy her a baby literacy chart! Make sure you learn quickly!"

Dugu Jieao: "Chizi infants are exactly the state of returning to nature that we advocate in martial arts. I want to learn!"

Ou Jingnian: "...You two are very consistent this time." It's funny!

Wenbai & Dugu Jieao: "Hmph!"

Aston Martin rumbled towards the bookstore, and even went to fill up the gas on the way. Wen Bai touched the little cash left in his pocket, thinking that the living expenses would take more than half a month to come, sighed sadly, and then Started to complain about Dugu Jieao: "Many people consume a lot of gas! Originally, I could run two times in the city with one tank of gas, but now I need to refuel after one and a half trips!"

Ou Jingnian calculated that one more person would save half a trip, and two more people would mean one less trip, and one trip would be one box. How many hundred dollars would a box cost?She didn't bother to count, and silently took out 1000 yuan in cash from her pocket, and threw it into Wen Bai's hands. Wen Bai was used to her, so he accepted it cheekily, and even raised a provocative provocation at Dugu, meaning: "Look, one tank of gas is enough for you for many days' wages." Dugu Jieao thought she didn't have enough money, so he gave her a sympathetic look, and took out from his bosom the salary that Ou Jingnian had advanced to him—she had already learned to recognize the color and see the face of the bill. ——counted nine pink Grandpa Mao and handed it to Wen Bai, look, even if you give money, you can't pass Senior Ou, how cautious and polite she is!

Wen Bai held the money in a daze: Why do I always feel insulted by this bumpkin?Don't care about her, as long as you get the money!Taking the money, Le Diandian went to pay the bill.

Ou Jingnian: This child is so kind-hearted, go back and give her more supplies!Smiling more tenderly to see Dugu Jieaozhong...

Come on Aunt: Rich people have a lot of problems!

Ou Jingnian always buys things in a simple and straightforward way. He ran to the bookstore and asked the staff, "Are there any books and pictures that teach children to recognize pinyin and characters?"

The staff asked: "Is it teaching aids or extracurricular readings? Do you want domestic or foreign ones? Puzzle development or Chinese studies?"

Wen Bai: "Puzzle!"

Ou Jingnian: "Foreign ones!" Dugu Jieao's ideas are so conservative, it's better to read more advanced foreign textbooks.

Staff member: "...we're all together anyway, let me take you to see it together—how old are the children?"

Both Wen Bai and Ou Jingnian pointed at Dugu Jieao.

Staff: "Oh, high school students."

Dugu Jieao: "How old is a high school student?"

Wen Bai said sourly: "14 or 5 years old." Little goblin, relying on her youthful beauty to confuse my Ou Jingnian!Don't you think about your physique?No matter how tender your face is, your breasts are only 14 or 5!Not even high school students!

Dugu Jieao: "...I am 25 this year!"

Staff: How do children talk nowadays?TV is harmful.

Ou Jingnian: Why is everyone in the shop so long-winded?

Although Jinshi has a high degree of modernization, it still likes to flaunt itself as an ancient city of civilization. There are always many strange bookstores in the urban area, and this one where the three of them came in is one of them.

The staff led them through the extremely fancy decorated walls, and just about to point them to the corner where "Youth Books" was written, Wen Bai had already spotted their target with sharp eyes and quickly pulled Ou Jingnian to look there - "Mother and Child Care".

Staff: "...are you really going to show this to kids that old? Are you kidding?"

Dugu Jieao: "Again, I am 25 this year!"

Ou Jingnian didn't pay attention to what they said at all: "I bought all of this row!"

Wen Bai: "...Fuck! Why are you being so generous to her!"

staff member:"……"

The shopping day is happily over.

Ou Jingnian sat in the car in a good mood, softly humming a little tune from his memory.

Wen Bai looked at her with a strange expression: "...are you humming those songs again?"

"...that's classical music, not a song."

"Hmph!" Wen Bai parked the car, walked into Ou Jingnian's house flicking the key, and threw the key on the coffee table with a bang, then fell into the sofa, lay on his back and ordered Dugu Jieao: "Little Dugu, do it quickly!" meal."

Dugu Jieao: "..." Silently, he took out the bag containing the chicken from a large pile of shopping bags, washed, dissected it, put seasoning on it, smeared it with honey, stuffed it into the oven, and treated a cabbage in the same way. Remembering to adjust the temperature, he asked Ou Jingnian, "Is it this pattern?" Seeing Ou Jingnian nodding, he pressed the button, and after the oven hummed, Dugu Jieao and Ou Jingnian sat down happily on the sofa. He took a picture and taught Dugu Jieao how to recognize pinyin: "ab...ah no, ah, bai..."

Wen Bai: "...you call this rice?"

Ou Jingnian: "Dugu roast chicken is delicious."

Wen Bai couldn't bear it anymore: "You hired a nanny to cook and wash your clothes for you. I haven't seen the laundry. If you cook...you call this rice? You usually order a table when you go out to eat. In the end, you only ate this little at home?"

"This tastes like home." Ou Jingnian corrected her.

Wen Bai: "..." Commanding Dugu Jieao: "You, take out the steak, marinate it with cooking wine and light soy sauce, fry it until it is medium-rare - no blood or burnt, and then stew a soup, I remember Bought mushrooms? For mushroom broth, you need to use ten mushrooms to match as much shredded meat as the size of your fist. Before adding the soup, blanch the meat to remove the white foam, but don’t cook it for too long, or the meat will lose its flavor. Why are you standing there stupidly? , go quickly."

Dugu Jieao glanced at Ou Jingnian, Ou Jingnian nodded, but she still didn't move: "...I...won't."

Ou Jingnian: ...It doesn't seem to be the case at the beginning...Never mind, people in impoverished mountainous areas, take your time, the main roast chicken is not bad...She coughed and smoothed things over and said, "Don't be too picky, home-cooked food Eat whatever you want."

Wen Bai: …to eat or not to eat, that is the question.