domestic devil

Ou Jingnian, who had finally sent Dugu Jieao away, lay back on the bed, and found himself in a situation where he was sleepy and sleepy but couldn't fall asleep.When I was alone, I never felt lonely whether I was eating, sleeping, reading or shopping alone, but after I was with Dugu Jieao, I felt terribly lonely sleeping alone.She silently counted the sheep in her heart, and it didn't take long before all of them turned into Dugu Jieao's immature and cute but pretentious baby face. Ou Jingnian thought it was because sheep and the Chinese word for "sleep" were not similar. , turned over and started counting dumplings.However, the dumplings were useless, and all the dumpling fillings quickly turned into Dugu's unruly face, which was not only fresh and tender, it was very attractive to look at.

Ou Jingnian sat up irritably, ate two pieces of biscuits, and swallowed the glass of milk in one gulp. The milk was still warm, and there was a light mark on the place where Dugu Jieao drank it. Ou Jingnian couldn't help licking near the mark. After a while, after realizing what I was doing, I quickly put the cup back, swished into the quilt, and forced myself to close my eyes. After a while, I finally felt a little sleepy, but I heard the text message on my phone. The beep sounded four or five times, and all the drowsiness she had cultivated so hard was all at once driven away.

Ou Jingnian reached out from under the quilt, grabbed the phone, and found that the sender of the text message was her little girlfriend Dugu Jieao, opened it, and the first message read: "Actually, I'm not here, you can also do some simple exercises. "

Ou Jingnian's brain was in the dark, but his eyes couldn't help looking at the next item, and found that this item was the basic key to squatting. It was basically what Dugu Jieao said yesterday, but Dugu Jieao still typed it word by word. When he came out, he wrote hundreds of words eloquently, which was automatically divided into 4 new messages by the system and sent over.

Ou Jingnian silently stuffed the phone under the pillow, hugged Dugu Jieao's pillow and rolled around, curled up on his side to sleep well, but before she could fine-tune to the most comfortable position, the phone rang again, and Ou Jingnian frowned. Frowning, feeling disgusted by Dugu's rambunctious chattering in his heart, he spontaneously stretched his hand under the pillow, took out his phone, and looked at the new text message: "You can meditate in half an hour, the key is..." It's still a few hundred words The long text message was automatically divided into several consecutive messages by the system.

Ou Jingnian silently turned his phone to silent, stuffed it back under the pillow, continued to hug the pillow, and at the same time curled himself into a shrimp and buried him in the warm blanket.

However, 3 minutes later, the doorbell rang several times in a row like a reminder, startling Ou Jingnian. He jumped out of the bed with his pillow in his arms, and went downstairs. Looking through the cat's eyes, he found that it was a familiar security guard. elder brother.

Suspiciously, Ou Jingnian put on the anti-theft chain, opened the door, and left a gap: "What's the matter?"

The little brother suddenly saw Ou Jingnian standing at the door with his bare feet hugging a pillow, touched his forehead, and said with a simple smile, "Miss Ou, your girlfriend said that you have something important to get up early today, I'm afraid you may oversleep, let me to wake you up."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Little brother: "By the way, your girlfriend asked me to buy you a cup of coffee because she was worried that you would be sleepy. She gave me 50. This is change." He handed the coffee and the change to Ou Jingnian, and told him very warmly He said, "Drink your coffee while it's hot."

Ou Jingnian: "... Dugu Jieao, I thank you!"

Dugu Jieao who was sitting in the taxi sneezed, silently glanced at the mobile phone navigation, then looked at the meter, paid the money, got out of the car, and stared blankly at the dilapidated and old building.

Ou Jingnian's more than one hour was obviously calculated according to her own driving habits, because it took only half an hour for the taxi to reach the destination, and when Dugu Jieao left the house, it was already a part of the time earlier. After coming out for more than half an hour, it means that she arrived at the classroom a full hour earlier.

So at this moment, the whole building was locked, deserted, and there was not even a single person around.

Dugu Jieao only stood at the door for half a minute, then began to feel bored, took out his mobile phone, stared at the screen of the mobile phone for a while, then clicked on WeChat, and updated the few circles of friends, there was really nothing to do After much deliberation, he simply called Ou Jingnian to check the post: "What are you doing?"

Ou Jingnian's voice was a little breathless: "Squat, didn't you say it yourself?"

Dugu Jieao blinked: "Why are you panting so much while squatting?"

Ou Jingnian: "...Because I squatted for too long." She moved her sore thighs, stood up quietly, and stretched her muscles and bones, but Dugu Jieao keenly noticed her movements, and asked straightforwardly: "Are you being lazy? ?”

Ou Jingnian: "No, I have been squatting."

Dugu Jieao: "But suddenly you are not breathing so badly."

Ou Jingnian: "Hey, that's it. I took a breath according to the method you gave me, and then I recovered."

Dugu Jieao was silent for a while, and asked: "If you breathe according to my method, it is impossible to answer the phone and talk."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "From the moment you answered the phone, I knew you were being lazy."

Ou Jingnian: "...Well, Dugu, I suddenly remembered that I promised to buy you a computer, but I never did."

Dugu Jieao: "Don't even think about buying me with a mere computer!"

Ou Jingnian: "What you said, buying a computer for your girlfriend is a bribe? What kind of computer do you want? Aliens? Apple? Our martial arts leader must want a particularly cool computer. I'll buy you one." How about the most expensive one? Last time I saw a water-cooled case, the one that glows, costs 5 to 6 a piece, which is almost 10 times the price of similar products. How about a set for you based on that? ?”

Dugu Jieao: "... Is my taste so vulgar in your heart? Only buy the most expensive ones, huh?"

Ou Jingnian: "No, no, I know that your taste has always been very good. Because of your good taste, the things you like must be the best. Many people want the best things, so they must be the most expensive. You get what you pay for, don’t you think so? Besides, you are the former martial arts leader, the current Sawadika store manager, and the future entrepreneurial star. How can those cheap things be worthy of you? What about your identity?"

Dugu Jieao stroked his chin proudly: "You understand the truth."

Ou Jingnian: "Then it's settled, I'll order a computer for you right away."

Dugu Jieao: "Okay."

Ou Jingnian: You can be lazy in a fair and honest manner, no matter how you order a computer, you have to order it for three to five 10 minutes, and then the time will just go by like this o(n_n)o.

Dugu Jieao: "Anyway, your movements may not be correct now, and I'm not by your side, so you don't know if you're lazy, so stop practicing."

Ou Jingnian: Ah, I don't even need to practice martial arts, that's great (^o^)/.

Dugu Jieao: "I'll supervise your practice when I get home at night, otherwise you don't have to go to work tomorrow, and it doesn't matter if you practice for a few more hours until you completely lose your strength."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "Well, this is the best. From now on, I will give you surprise tutoring every weekend, so that the progress of practice will be faster." She added with a smile: "This way, the effect of double cultivation will be better."

Ou Jingnian: ...Looks like last night's weekday didn't have any effect, Dugu is still alive and well /(tot)/.