domestic devil

When Ou Jingnian opened the door and went out, she found Feng Yiping and another female colleague standing at the door. She subconsciously shuddered, and turned to look at the cubicle next to her. As expected, the cubicle was empty, but the two of them kept standing. Wait for her at the door.

After all, Ou Jingnian showed a smile on his face, and nodded to the two: "Sister Feng, Sister Li."

Feng Yiping ignored her, Sister Li forced a smile, and Ou Jingnian didn't linger too long, washed his hands symbolically, went out and sat back in his seat.

Dugu Jieao sent another Wechat message, which was a collection of short passages from nowhere. Ou Jingnian resisted the urge to read, turned his phone to silent, opened the computer file, and pretended to write a report.

Ou Jingnian had almost nothing to do all day long, but she deliberately delayed turning off the computer and leaving the unit until everyone had left.

Dugu Jieao didn't show up at the door, which made Ou Jingnian a little disappointed. She lowered her head and picked up her phone to call Dugu Jieao, but found a text message from Dugu Jieao lying quietly on the phone screensaver: " I'll pick you up after work in the evening, you go out and turn right and walk two hundred steps, then turn right again."

Ou Jingnian walked over according to Dugu Jieao's guidance, and found that the taxi that picked her up at noon was already waiting at the intersection.

Ou Jingnian took a step closer, saw Dugu Jieao get off the passenger driver, opened the back door for her, then followed her into the back seat, and the first thing he said when they met was to complain: "You won't reply to my messages this afternoon." She was so busy. I am still paying attention to WeChat.

Ou Jingnian: "With colleagues nearby, it's not good to always play with your mobile phone. You don't want to see your employees constantly using their mobile phones when they go to work, right?"

Dugu Jieao snorted: "What's wrong with making a phone call and sending a text message when you're not busy? When I went there at noon, I saw that they were all playing with their mobile phones, and one of them was still playing games on the computer."

Ou Jingnian: "I'm different..."

Dugu Jieao sneered: "Of course you are different. You are going to be promoted soon, and it's too late for them to hate you. They must be watching you all the time and trying to catch your braid, right?"

Ou Jingnian smiled: "It's good that you understand." Seeing Dugu Jieao's loose ponytail, he couldn't help reaching out to straighten her. At first, Dugu Jieao didn't understand, and turned his head awkwardly, not wanting her to touch it. On the top of his head, when he realized that Ou Jingnian was cutting his hair instead of touching the top of his head, he immediately turned sideways and came closer: "Xiao Song pierced it for me. It's not good at all. Quickly do it again for me."

Ou Jingnian: "...you asked Xiao Song to tie your ponytail for you?"

Dugu Jieao: "I can't help it, I have too much hair, but his hands are relatively big, so I can hold them together. I have nothing to do with him, don't get me wrong."

Ou Jingnian almost didn't laugh out loud: "It's just a ponytail, what's there to misunderstand? My colleagues and I used to help each other put our hair up." Although it was a bit weird for a man to tie his hair, considering Dugu's unruly personality With virtue and Xiao Song's virtue, she would not have any thoughts other than being funny.

Who would have thought that Ou Jingnian was so generous and open-minded, but Dugu Jieao was not happy on the contrary. He tossed his head, causing Ou Jingnian's hair that had been tucked up for a long time to fall into a ball again. Other people turn their heads at each other? How many women have you hooked up with?"

Ou Jingnian felt baffled: "It's just a colleague who has a better relationship, so I'm just doing a favor, why did it become a hookup?"

Dugu Jieao was furious: "Help? Help each other turn around?" The top of the head is the important place of Baihui, and only those who are very close and trustworthy can touch it!Even if Ou Jingnian is not from the martial arts world, even if Ou Jingnian is not from the ancient times, even if Ou Jingnian and her growth environment, social culture and level of evolution are different... Uh... Dugu Jieao glanced at Ou Jingnian silently, and all the unspoken protests disappeared in his stomach. However, even though she understood Ou Jingnian's behavior, she still felt unhappy: "You help others put their heads up, but you help me with a ponytail."

Ou Jingnian was so angry and funny, he couldn't help pinching her face, and told her to turn to face him: "I know, the top of the head is a very important part, you can't let people touch it casually, right? ? From now on, I won’t do other people’s dishes anymore, I will only do it for you, okay?”

After hearing Ou Jingnian's words, Dugu Jieao became happy again, hummed, and added, "You're not allowed to let others buy it for you."

Ou Jingnian smiled: "Yes, yes, from now on I won't let anyone touch my hair except you and the barber, okay?"

Dugu Jieao replied with a "hum".

Ou Jingnian, who is familiar with the hundred meanings of Dugu Jieao's "hmph", quickly and completely understood her satisfaction, touched her head with a smile, and helped her put her hair back together again. Dugu Jieao felt very comfortable being touched by Ou Jingnian , leaning against her arms with her head tilted, like a kitten basking in the sun on its belly.

The more Ou Jingnian looked at it, the more he felt that Dugu Jieao was cute, so he curled her hair a few times and tied it into a crooked ball. Ou Jingnian sat up straight, pretended to straighten his clothes, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "It's in public!"

Ou Jingnian didn't speak, just looked at Dugu Jieao and smiled, Dugu Jieao was so annoyed, he rushed over and kissed Ou Jingnian on the face, his hands even touched the important parts, causing Ou Jingnian to blush, he pushed her away and said softly: "Be serious."

Dugu Jieao was full of disdain: "I'm obviously serious, you started it first."

Ou Jingnian blushed and explained: "I just kissed you purely, but you did something about it."

Dugu Jieao: "How can I have it? I just accidentally leaned on it."

Ou Jingnian: "'Accidental' is still so accurate?"

Dugu smiled triumphantly: "What do you know? I have practiced the long-lost 'milk-grabbing dragon's claw hand' in the Jianghu, so even if I am unconscious, I can find the key point at once."

Ou Jingnian was speechless: "Dugu, Stephen Chow's movies are very famous. Everyone knows that 'Grassing the Milk Dragon's Claw Hand' is just a fictional movie. You can't fool me."

Dugu Jieao: "This martial art obviously exists. If you don't believe me, I will demonstrate it to you, Ada!" She switched hands and performed a dazzling and gorgeous move, and at the end of the move, she accurately caught a certain part of Ou Jingnian's body. parts.

Ou Jingnian: "...you just used a random move and then grabbed here!" What about the shame that was agreed?What about being conservative?

Dugu Jieao had an expression on his face, "How can this master's profundity be understood by a young apprentice like you": "Of course you don't understand the subtleties here, come on, let me demonstrate it again for you, look at the first three moves of this move. It is used to confuse the enemy, and the last two movements can resist attacks from all directions, after doing all this, you can take advantage of the trend and hit the enemy's key point, and then, hehe." Ah, it's so wonderful there, through the clothes You can feel the softness like dripping water.

Ou Jingnian who was caught again: "...But even so, it's still just to resist the attack casually and then grab it there. Hey, you squeezed it..."

Dugu Jieao silently swallowed his saliva: "Pinch it to further attack the enemy's will... There is a lot of detail in it, you see, the fingers should be like this, the expression should be like this..."

Ou Jingnian: "Dugu, do you remember that this is in public?" Why is she still so calm?Obviously, the shame level has already exploded, but what's the matter with unexpectedly feeling exciting?Has her integrity been eaten by Dugu Jieao?

Dugu Jieao withdrew his hand like lightning, and put on a serious face, but the blush had already dyed from his face to his neck.

Ou Jingnian: "Need I remind you that the master has been looking at you in the rearview mirror just now and missed a green light?"

Dugu Jieao cast fierce eyes on the taxi driver sitting in the front seat, and the taxi driver who had been silently listening to the conversation in the back seat quickly showed an expression of "I don't know anything" and turned his head to pretend to look at the scenery outside the window.

Dugu Jieao: ...Does it kill people to silence them, kill people to silence them, or kill people to silence them?