domestic devil

Wen Bai's lavishness not only promoted the growth of regional gdp, but also indirectly solved part of Ou Jingnian's troubles—Miss Wen resolutely ended her short shopping trip in order not to reveal her lack of money. Its banner is to care for children in marginal mountainous areas. The reason is that if you buy suitable underwear with Dugu Jieao earlier, you can help Dugu Jieao get rid of the gravity of the earth in a local area earlier, and relieve Dugu Jieao from breast sagging, tumors, breast cancer, etc. At the same time, it avoids the potential labor disputes that may be caused by the polarization of the rich and the poor (especially breasts) between Ou Jingnian and Dugu Jieao.

Ou Jingnian: Even if it is sagging, it is reducing the polarization, what the hell am I thinking!

Dugu Jieao: This seat is 25 this year!

Of course, since Ou Jingnian didn't like to communicate with others and Dugu Jieao didn't bother to communicate with Wenbai, the two of them didn't say anything in the end and followed Wenbai straight to the underwear store.

Ou Jingnian still had a simple and rough style, pointing at Dugu Jieao and asked, "What's the best-selling underwear here? Ask for her size."

An elderly shopping guide came to measure Dugu Jieao with a tape measure, Wen Bai interrupted her directly: "The bottom circumference is 70, the top circumference is 77, centimeters, small a, thicker pad, the thicker the better."

Shopping guide: Are you sure she is a woman?

Wen Bai: She is not.

Ou Jingnian: Don't think that if you don't speak, I can't understand what you are talking about!Discrimination is not allowed!

Dugu Jieao: ...I don't understand anything, but Senior Ou must be right!

Under the pressure of Ou Jingnian and Wen Bai's eyes, the shopping guide quickly took some thickened underwear and threw them to Dugu Jieao, and Wen Bai quickly stuffed her into the fitting room.Her hands and feet were so fast that Ou Jingnian didn't have time to ask after Dugu Jieao entered, "Can you wear it?"

Dugu Jieao responded quickly: "No."

The shopping guide responded quickly: "Take off all your shirts first, and I'll go in and help you put them on."

Dugu Jieao was silent for a while, recalling the unpleasant experience of trying on clothes last time, and then looked at the underwear in her hand - the structure of this thing is obviously much more complicated than the previous clothes, she guessed it, and probably couldn't figure it out by herself Yes, imagine the scene where I take off all my clothes and the shopping guide puts on clothes for me. I shuddered and poked my head out of the fitting room silently: "Can I not wear it?"

"Of course." This is Wenbai, she wished that the bumpkin would be disabled, crooked, and ugly, although in theory, drooping might be good for Dugu's unruly breasts.

"You'd better wear it." This was Ou Jingnian, she was not used to rejecting others, especially when it came to small things, so she just suggested it.

Of course, to Dugu Jieao, her tact is just a kind of humility of a superior.Leader Dugu directly ignored Wen Bai's answer, and carefully threw out an alternative: "Can I trouble Miss Ou to help me wear it?"

"No!" This is the text that jumped up all of a sudden.

"...No more." This is Ou Jingnian.

"Let the shopping guide help you put it on! Otherwise, I'll do it for you!" Wen Bai yelled, jumping on his feet.Just kidding, Ou Jingnian has never seen her upper body, okay? How can Ou Jingnian be allowed to look at other people's upper body!

Shopping guide: I always feel that I am the customer...

Dugu glanced at the shopping guide with disgust.Unlike the scene of beauties in fashion stores, most of the shopping guides in underwear stores are elderly aunts, and this store is no exception, at least their shopping guide is no exception.

Dugu Jieao knew that he was ugly, but his vision was high.What she likes most are tall, fair-skinned people, both male and female.When she was still the leader, all the fair-skinned and beautiful boys and girls who could be served close to her were all fair-skinned and beautiful boys and girls, and even the one who fell for Yexiang was a handsome man with red lips and white teeth.She admits that this problem has alienated her from many old subordinates. A large part of them participated in the siege at the edge of the cliff, and some of them were sent far away because of their unattractive looks and were too late to rescue them.

Those beautiful people all abandoned her when she was in the most critical time, and even many people fell into trouble, even if they couldn't participate in the battle because of their low martial arts, they would stand by and insult her with words, calling her "ugly"—— Of course, those who called it were almost all killed by her.

But things in the world are so strange, even though she knew that she can't judge people by appearance alone, and that good-looking people are mostly unreliable, she still couldn't help but want to get close to these people. Back then she would choose Ou Jingnian, It's also because Ou Jingnian is the whitest and best-looking one among all the people on the road.

How can such a person tolerate an old woman who is over [-] years old and doesn't care about dressing up to change her clothes?

But if she is not allowed to help, the remaining candidates seem to be running out...

Dugu Jieao turned his eyes to Wenbai.Although the housekeeper is a fool, he still has a good appearance. Even if his hair is a little short and his dress is a little weird, at least he is better than that old woman. She thought about it, cleared her throat, and was about to accept it reluctantly. Wen Bai's waiter: "Miss Ou, can I ask Wen Bai to wear it for me?"

Etiquette 1: Asking a servant to help requires the master's consent.

Etiquette 2: Call the servant's name directly in front of the master.

Look at how polite her Dugu Jieao is.

Wen Bai: ...why hearing her tone makes me want to strangle her to death.

Ou Jingnian: "...no way." Just kidding, let Wen Bai, a vagabond, put underwear on the little girl, isn't that letting the wolves go to the sheep's den?

Dugu Jieao was a little sad, and she showed sad eyes again, looking at Ou Jingnian pitifully: "...I'm not used to letting other (chou) people touch me."

Ou Jingnian: "...Forget it, I'll do it." As a curvy girl, she thinks that her integrity is much better than that of Wenbai.

Wen Bai was about to have a heart attack, and stopped Ou Jingnian with shaking hands: "You, you, you are not allowed to go!"

Dugu Jieao's eyes suddenly shot a stern light, he strode forward with a stride, threw Wen Bai away with four or two strokes of skill, and dragged Ou Jingnian into the dressing room.Wen Bai, who was left stunned and heartbroken, mourned endlessly in place.

Shopping guide: ...I can't understand what happened between these three people...

It's not that Ou Jingnian has never seen beautiful women.With a good family background and good looks, she has always been the object of everyone's pursuit, regardless of gender.

She also fell in love several times when she was confused about her sexual orientation.Every object is either a handsome man or a beautiful woman, not a rich second generation, at least a model, an athlete or the like.In general, she is not an unsophisticated person.

But when Dugu Jieao shyly revealed his upper body, she was still a little shocked.The last time I was in a hurry, I didn't have time to see clearly, this time face to face, she finally had a chance to take a closer look, and finally had a chance to be shocked - Dugu Jieao looked malnourished, but there were many muscles on his body, and these muscles There is no protrusion, but it is evenly distributed on her slender body, forming beautiful honey-colored lines.

Of course, what Ou Jingnian was shocked was not this. What shocked her was the dense scars on Dugu Jieao's body. Ou Jingnian had never seen so many scars on a person's body. They were densely packed, from the collarbone to the belly button. strip.She couldn't help stretching out her hand to squeeze Dugu Jieao, the skin felt very good, but the raised part completely ruined the feel.

"This is... what's going on?" Ou Jingnian couldn't help but say a few more words.

Dugu Jieao quickly replied without even raising her eyelids: "Master beat me." In order to learn martial arts quickly and take revenge, she spent day and night killing wild beasts, killing traps, and suffering a lot.

Ou Jingnian had red eye circles and a sore nose, instantly thinking of various social news such as child labor abuse in black sweatshops: "Your wages have increased to 4000!"

Dugu Jieao: What the seniors did is really not what we can speculate on our own...

When Dugu Jieao was trying on clothes, Wen Bai kept pacing up and down anxiously like a husband waiting for his wife to give birth outside the delivery room. Finally, the door of the fitting room opened, and Dugu Jieao came out calmly, the same as before. It was no different at all, but Ou Jingnian's eyes were red, which startled Wen Bai: Could it be that she got it wrong?This hillbilly is the one who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger?Was Ou Jingnian taken advantage of by her? !

Just thinking about this possibility, Wen Bai felt angry, pulled Ou Jingnian away, shielded her behind him, and questioned Dugu Jieao with fists: "What did you do to her?!"

Dugu Jieao glanced at Wen Bai inexplicably, not bothering to answer such a stupid mortal's question.She hugged all the underwear and put them on the counter: "I want them all." Now Ou Jingnian is full of compassion, wishing he could buy all the underwear in the store and donate to the girls in the area where Dugu Jieao lives. Extraordinary.

The shopping guide finally regained his sense of presence, and went to open the order with a smile, while Ou Jingnian came out from behind Wen Bai, patted her hand and said, "Xiao Bai, there's nothing wrong, don't be so aggressive, you scare people."

Wen Bai: Hey, what's the matter with your motherly brilliance? !Is she really just your babysitter after all? !