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Ou Jingnian suspected that he had heard it wrong, stopped, turned around and looked at Dugu Jieao who was hanging on him tightly like a koala: "What did you say?"

Dugu Jieao has quickly recovered his aloof expression in such a short period of time, and said with a cold face: "I was injured, and I need dual cultivation to heal it."

Ou Jingnian: "Huh?" Did Dugu Jieao speak Chinese?Why do I feel completely incomprehensible.

Dugu Jieao raised the volume: "Aren't you always acting on TV? I'm injured, and I'll be able to do both. Don't you love doing good deeds the most? Just do good deeds, and do both with me...to heal my wounds."

Ou Jingnian showed an expression that could be referred to as "a galloping horse in his heart": "What did you say?"

Dugu Jieao showed a fierce look: "I said I want to double cultivation with you, if you don't double cultivation with me, I will die, and I will not let you go even if I am a ghost!" I found a small advertisement for spying on other people's mobile phone information, got advice and tips like taking pictures with fruit, or drew endless inspiration from TV dramas for picking up girls.

Ou Jingnian: "...If you want double cultivation, you can find other people, men and women, as many as you want on Jinhu Road."

"No!" Dugu Jieao began to continue nonsense in a serious manner, "They don't have your qualifications (big tits), and, in our place, women have to stick to each other." This is not a lie, Ou Jingnian Although her physical fitness is poor, her muscles and bones are indeed good, and the era she came from was indeed a time where men were superior to women, and she advocated the morality of being consistent.

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao: "If you want to break up with me, you can, but only after I recover from my injury—you can't see me dying in front of your eyes, right?"

Ou Jingnian was stunned for a long time before he got out of Dugu's unruly logic: "Do you think that I have been fooled a few times is not enough, and I will continue to be deceived by you?" She is soft-hearted, but definitely not unprincipled. Excellent example.

Ou Jingnian sneered again, turned around and left, Dugu Jieao saw that this trick didn't work, and became anxious: "I'm not lying to you, I really suffered internal injuries! I... I am not from this era, I am from 300 years ago , was the leader of the martial arts at that time, was killed by a traitor, fell off a cliff, and came here somehow, you don’t believe it...you can send the clothes I left at your house for appraisal!"

Ou Jingnian stopped in his tracks.

Dugu Jieao said quickly with the speed of reporting the name of the dish: "I am not from Lingnan, but from Huashi. The reason why I falsified my hometown is because Huashi is a big county, and Lingnan was a very backward place at our time. I I want to make up a remote area to cover up that I don't understand anything. Who knows that Huashi is a backward area in your era, but Lingnan is economically developed and a modern metropolis. I... I don't understand the Internet, I don't understand your words , and I don’t know much about your customs. In our place, the one with the best martial arts is the boss. Whether it’s kidnapping or robbery, as long as you abide by the basic rules of the rivers and lakes, it’s not a big deal. Even if it’s a lie, as long as it’s not malicious, It's not important. I... I don't understand the rules here, so I did so many wrong things. But as long as you forgive me, I... can change it." This is the most sincere thing Dugu Jieao said It's a soft word, in principle, all the people she apologized and confessed to are dead, with the exception of Ou Jingnian.Dugu Jieao simply and rudely attributed this to Ou Jingnian's beauty, only in this way would she feel better.

Ou Jingnian was stunned on the spot as if struck by lightning. After a long time, she turned around and said, "So? What does this have to do with me?" She didn't want to believe a word of what Dugu Jieao said, and even if she did, it had nothing to do with her. what is the relationship?

Dugu Jieao was a little irritable for a moment, and then suppressed this irritable: "...you said, apologize seriously, even if there are no serious consequences, you can forgive me."

Ou Jingnian sneered: "Are you apologizing seriously? What do you mean by 'as long as I forgive you, you can change'? Is this an attitude of apology? I don't care what martial arts leader or sect master you were before, even if you are the emperor himself, You can’t be so perfunctory if you did something wrong.”

Dugu Jieao bit his lip several times before he squeezed out a sentence: "Then tell me, what is called a serious apology?"

Ou Jingnian was a little helpless: "Think for yourself."

Dugu Jieao recalled the way her subordinates apologized to her, and found that she felt that the most sincere way of apologizing was actually self-abnegation. It was obviously impossible for Dugu leader to do such a stupid thing. Said: "Why don't you... give me a palm?"

Ou Jingnian: "...What is this all about?"

Dugu Jieao blushed: "I... I see that other people apologize like this, let others beat you, you... If you still don't want to relieve your hatred, you can use a weapon, I..." She wanted to say "Don't hit important parts", However, these words were too cowardly, so she could only hold her breath and stammered, "You can cut wherever you want. I promise not to fight back." But there is no guarantee that I will not hide.In order to show his sincerity, Dugu Jieao even looked around, broke off a branch, polished it a little, made a stick with a sharp end, and handed it to Ou Jingnian.

Ou Jingnian took the stick blankly, without any reaction.

Dugu Jieao thought that she had seen through her small thoughts, and said hesitantly: "Well, you don't know martial arts, so it might not be fair to hit once, then... I'll let you hit three times, okay? You want to hit Tanzhong It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if it's the spirit pivot, or anywhere, I... let you fight."

Ou Jingnian: "...No, I don't mean to hit you, I just want you to realize your mistake..." Strange, wasn't she still angry just now?Don't you want to turn around and leave immediately?Why are you still standing here explaining what a "sincere apology" is to a completely unrepentant person?Even if this person may have come from 300 years ago, he may not have been guided by the correct three views since childhood, he may have been born in a society where the weak can eat the strong, he may have lost his parents since he was a child, and he has no relatives or friends after growing up... Stop, don’t think about it anymore, Thinking about it more, she became even more soft-hearted. She is not a person who will be soft-hearted without principles, absolutely not!

Dugu Jieao: "I... But I have already realized my mistake and said I will correct it."

Ou Jingnian: ...

Dugu Jieao looked at Ou Jingnian's face, and quickly added: "Actually... just now... I can completely ignore that car. But because you called out, I took the risk to push it. I... I It’s not [-]% sure. But because of you, because you know that you don’t like to see others get hurt, so… so, you see.” Gaining sympathy seems to be very effective all the time, why don’t you… continue to use it?Just lose face if you lose face, lose a little bit... No one else will see it anyway, eh!She lifted up her clothes and showed Ou Jingnian the bruised part on her lower back.

It's okay if she didn't show it, but when the wound was exposed, Ou Jingnian exploded again: "...so you rushed up to take risks just now without being 100% sure?! Dugu Jieao, what the hell...do you think I'm the kind who would let you save someone? Blindly adventurous idiot?"

Dugu Jieao: ... Uh, it's not right to save people?Ou Jingnian has changed gender?Bo sympathy is useless?Then why did she expose her shortcomings and pretend to be pitiful just now?

Ou Jingnian saw Dugu Jieao's bewildered face and knew that she didn't understand again. He sighed and said bluntly, "So, you are injured now, and you need double cultivation to heal it?"

Dugu Jieao nodded quickly.

Ou Jingnian: "How long?"

Dugu Jieao: "Huh?"

Ou Jingnian said helplessly, "How long will it take for double cultivation to heal your injury?"

Dugu said tentatively: "No, two years."

Ou Jingnian: "Solitary, lonely, Jie, Ao, don't lie to me."

Dugu Jieao blinked: "Really, the double cultivation can only make the true qi circulate for one week at a time, and it takes 360 weeks for the true qi to fully circulate. Even if we double cultivate every day, it will take at least a year, not counting... that's it Well." According to the common double cultivation cheats in the martial arts world, this is true, but according to the efficiency of her and Ou Jingnian's double cultivation last time, it is... well, you should always be conservative and safe in doing things.

Ou Jingnian: "...I can double cultivate with you, but first, you can no longer use this as an excuse to make me responsible; second, you are not allowed to touch me during the double cultivation; third, we broke up, so you can't interfere with me and others. Communication, of course, I will not interfere with your private life, you can continue to live in my house, but we sleep in separate rooms, you sleep in the second bedroom, I will buy you a computer again, you use your own computer, not allowed mine."

Dugu Jieao turned pale in shock: "No!" She...has gone through so much hard work not just to get a double cultivation, although the original intention is indeed a double cultivation, but...she just has a feeling, a bit like the feeling that Ou Jingnian mentioned at the beginning Something like that, but she couldn't explain it in detail.

Ou Jingnian stared at her: "You can either accept this condition, or I won't talk to you anymore, you choose."

Dugu Jieao gritted his teeth and didn't speak for a long time. Seeing that she didn't respond, Ou Jingnian turned around to leave, but Dugu Jieao quickly grabbed her: "Okay, I accept!" Anyway, keep Ou Jingnian first, as for the others, hum.