domestic devil

Ou Jingnian's family belonged to the generation that was the first to get rich in Jinshi.Decades of wealth accumulation and nourishment have led to the fact that although Ou's father is not the type of nouveau riche, he inevitably has a bit of "trench" spirit in his basic necessities of life.When many small bosses could only live in duplexes, compound courtyards, townhouses, or gimmick villas in Bailaiping, the Ou family had already lived in a real estate certificate with an area of ​​up to 460 square meters (plus a basement and balcony area of ​​over 500 square meters). A detached villa covering an area of ​​more than 1 mu.The whole Ou family likes to be quiet and not to move. The villa has a glass sun room, a tea room, a study room, a home audio-visual room, a wine counter, a chess and card room, but there is no gym and game room.

And even for the existing rooms, most of them have been vacant for a long time. Even when Oufu and Oumu were around, they were rarely patronized. Go take care of these.

After Dugu Jieao lived in, she had carefully observed the environment here, and figured out the purpose of each room by herself——she has succeeded for 25 years by relying on her own logic, even in the new era, she always prefers to rely on My old way.

All rooms are clearly defined and easily understood, except for the home theater room.

This room in the basement is surrounded by a brick wall (Dugu Jieao: don’t ask me why I know it’s a brick wall), and the only way to enter and exit is through a small door. There are five comfortable sofa chairs and a coffee table. A strangely shaped piece of white paper (the projector screen) is hung on the opposite side of the chair and the coffee table. Behind the white paper is a strange curved torture device (a curved 3D LCD screen supplemented by Ou Jinghou). ) wall, on both sides of the white paper there are two rows of six vertical black (tying people) thin columns (the bluetooth speakers that Oufu puts on). The table is too small, like a dressing table, but there is no mirror.

The whole room is dark with no lights (the switch is outside), and there are many strange devices (stereo surround sound) hanging from the ceiling. There is a small corner in the room, and in the corner is a glass cabinet (wine cabinet) containing strange medicines (foreign wine) , in front of the glass cabinet, there is a high table (bar counter) similar to the kitchen, which can accommodate one person to lie down (tied up). ), and knives and forks (Western tableware that I forgot there when I watched a movie).

The biggest advantage of this room is that it has excellent sound insulation.As soon as Dugu Jieao entered, she felt the sense of tranquility isolated from the world. She tried it with her mobile phone, but no matter how loud the sound was, it couldn't be transmitted outside.

Combined with the architectural characteristics of his own era, Dugu Jieao can easily associate it with places like torture chambers, dungeons, and interrogation tables (Dugu Jieao: Don't ask me why the architecture of my era is characterized by dungeons).

So this morning, about 40 minutes before Ou Jingnian woke up, Dugu Jieao stuffed Yang Aihong into this "dungeon" that according to her observation, Ou Jingnian would never go down.

But now Ou Jingnian told her that this is not a dungeon, but a place to watch movies, it seems that Ou Jingnian still goes there often.

Dugu Jieao broke out in cold sweat all of a sudden.She didn't know why she was sweating coldly. After all, she was always right, always great, and always glorious. Why did she just do a small thing that didn't conform to the morals that the so-called decent people kept saying? Feel guilty like a child who has done something bad when faced with Master's doubts?

One must know that Dugu Jieao would not be so nervous when facing his master.

Dugu Jieao gritted his teeth, and pushed himself forward a little bit, as if this would squeeze the cold sweat off his head.

Ou Jingnian watched dumbfoundedly as Dugu Jieao pressed her own face into a distorted piece, moved the French window with difficulty, grabbed Dugu Jieao's hand that moved with the French window because he refused to separate from the glass, and with a pull, Dugu Jieao broke free from her Holding his head with both hands, he squatted and retracted into the cloak-style TV quilt.

Ou Jingnian began to feel that it was unusual again. She squatted down and patted Dugu on the back: "Dugu, what's wrong with you? Are you uncomfortable?"

Dugu Jieao immediately grasped this excuse: "Well, it's uncomfortable, very uncomfortable!"

Ou Jingnian let out a sigh, and turned Dugu Jieao's face: "What's wrong with you? Come on, lie down inside and I'll show you."

Dugu Jieao was led into the house by her sullenly.Ou Jingnian let her lie on the sofa and touched her forehead. The temperature was normal, but there was another layer of sweat, greasy.

"Stomach pain!" Dugu Jieao didn't wait for Ou Jingnian to ask, and had already found an excuse first.But it was miraculous, as soon as she said that she had a stomachache, her lower abdomen really ached, and her face turned pale, which perfectly matched her lie.

Ou Jingnian shook his head, dipped a towel in hot water, wiped her head and face, and poured another cup of hot water. Dugu Jieao took a sip before refusing to drink again: "I want milk!"

Ou Jingnian: "...I'm done drinking the milk, you just have to make do with it, and I'll buy it for you after you go to work."

Dugu Jieao discovered a new opportunity, and immediately grabbed Ou Jingnian's hand, unreasonably and pitifully: "It's my first time here, and it still hurts, so you don't care about me! Are you still my girlfriend? A little loyalty, huh?" , don’t talk about feelings!”

Ou Jingnian: "...Okay, I'm going to buy it now, you wait for me, wait until I come back to take you to work."

Dugu Jieao nodded, and chased her away like a fly with his hands: "Go, go."

Ou Jingnian got up with a sigh, dragged his feet to take his wallet, and asked before leaving, "Apart from milk, do you want anything else?"

"Eat, the more the better!"

Ou Jingnian: "...there is a sports equipment store next to the supermarket, why don't you buy the fitness equipment together and let them install it? What do you like, treadmill? Barbell?"

Dugu Jieao's whole body tensed all of a sudden, his whole upper body got up slightly, and he said with a stiff voice: "No! I don't like it!"

Ou Jingnian: "...Do you want me to install plum blossom piles for you? This may take a little longer. In fact, it is quite fun to install a small stone bed for you like in the novel, like a dungeon, no no, a basement." Secret room play What a sensation...stop!Dugu Jieao is a pure child, she can't desecrate others with strange knowledge (posture) like a wretched aunt!Go buy milk!However, tonight, can we use the audio-visual room to play some small movies? It seems very interesting to play and shout in the family surround sound. If Dugu Jieao can cooperate with the hug...

With a distorted expression, Ou Jingnian stopped the evil thoughts in his head, quickly put on his shoes, covered his face with his wallet and rushed out the door as if fleeing.

Dugu Jieao: Did she find anything?Why did she say dungeon?Did she have any remaining feelings for Yang Aihong?

The nervous Dugu Jieao jumped up from the sofa and landed on all fours, like a thief, she jumped from behind the coffee table to the corner of the stairs, and then jumped from the corner of the stairs to behind the dining table. Looking around, Ou Jingnian was no longer outside, she was relieved, and sat on the ground with her back against the dining table.

And Ou Jingnian stood in the middle of the living room and dining room, at the corner of the entrance, with his boots still on when he went out, he frowned and asked, "Dugu, what are you doing?"

Dugu Jieao: "...I, I have a stomachache."

Ou Jingnian raised his eyebrows: "Stomach hurts and you still run around?"

Relying on the floor heating, Dugu Jieao was not afraid of the cold, clutching his stomach and started rolling on the ground: "I'm in so much pain, I'm so sad, you, you, you are not by my side, woo woo woo..."

Ou Jingnian: "... Dugu, are you sure you don't have a history of mental illness like mania, the kind that goes crazy and beats people when it hurts?"

Dugu Jieao: ...