domestic devil

Wen Bai found out that with Chen Feng present, it became very difficult to get bored.

It's not that Chen Feng didn't support him, but that Chen Feng's pissed-off demeanor made Wen Bai unconsciously turn off his appetite--think about it, when you are in a bitter love to no avail and are about to drink away your sorrows, the opposite The person who accompanied you not only sneered at you, but also blatantly hooked up with the waitress in front of you. After hooking up with one, it’s not counted, but also chatted with others, how can you still drink your wine? have to go down?Especially even this wine is the least pleasing Japanese sake you like.

Wen Bai, who was very excited, groaned, patted the table, and shouted: "Waiter, pay the bill!"

At that time, the store was very empty, and several waiters surrounded their table, chatting with Chen Feng flirtatiously from a few steps away.However, Wen Bai's request to pay the bill was not caught by any of them. Instead, Chen Feng, who was at ease among the flowers, heard Wen Bai's voice and gestured to the group of people. Trembled over and asked Wen Bai to pay the bill - one thousand and eight.

Wen Bai didn't catch his breath, and almost rolled his eyes again: "I just ordered two set meals, a bottle of wine, [-]?! You're killing people!" The restaurant doesn't open like this!

Seeing that she and Chen Feng came here in one wave, the waiter said in a more enthusiastic voice than usual: "Miss, it is like this, we are a high-end Japanese restaurant, and the bottle of sake you just ordered is imported from Japan." Yes, it costs more than 1000 per drink, if you don’t believe me, you can read the detailed list.” She diligently sent over the receipt, pointing out each item to Wenbai for checking, lest Chen Feng might have a bad impression of their shop, Chen Feng revealed A dimple and a small canine tooth smiled coquettishly at her: "It's so expensive, is there no discount?"

"Yes, yes, [-]% off, no, I'll give you [-]% off..." The waiter was stunned by Chen Feng's smile, knowing that she was a woman, she couldn't help but gave it the greatest convenience.It's a pity that the furious Wen Bai gritted his teeth and shouted: "Who wants your discount? Pay the original price! Swipe the card!" After her driver's license was confiscated, she had the cheek to ask the old man for some money, and moved some money from Sawadee Card. It's just okay.

It was the first time for the waiter to see someone who voluntarily refused a discount. She looked at Wen Bai like a monster, and then smiled apologetically at Chen Feng——she really wanted to give a discount, but Wen Bai himself didn't want it.

Chen Feng smiled at her to express his understanding.Wen Bai couldn't see the little girl pretending to be a good person, waved his hand, and paid the money. When he walked to the door, he suddenly remembered and asked Chen Feng: "Did you... just give her a piece of money?"

Chen Feng smiled and said, "It's been deducted from the bill, so let's treat it as me and you."

Wen Bai frowned: "I didn't see the deduction just now."

Chen Feng turned around and took the form, stretched out his long and slender fingers, and pointed to 1801 in the last column: "I just gave you a piece, isn't it worth it?"

Wen Bai: ...I have never seen such a brazen person!

After leaving the restaurant, Chen Feng, who was full, stretched his waist: "The bar is not open yet, where do you want to go?"

Wen Bai was stopped by her question, looked around blankly, and found that although there were more people at night, the bleakness of this street became more and more obvious.It was like there were people coming and going on the street, but none of them were related to her.

Wen Bai felt a little desolate, so he sucked his nose unconsciously, and then his back felt warm, and Chen Feng put her remaining coat on Wen Bai's body.

Wen Bai: "You just want to please me with a coat? It's too beautiful."

Chen Feng: "I don't want to please you, I just sympathize with you."

Wen Bai was furious: "... labor and management don't need your sympathy!"

Chen Feng smiled, but didn't speak.Wen Bai was ignored by her, and became even more annoyed. He stepped in front of Chen Feng and stood with his hips on his hips, like a gangster collecting protection money: "You, you, you, stop."

Chen Feng was very innocent: "I have always stood still."

Wen Bai: "...you are so glib, let me ask you, why do you sympathize with me? What is there for me to sympathize with? Ah?!"

Chen Feng shook his head, pointed to the back: "Hey, a bar is open, do you want to go in and have a seat?"

Wen Bai snorted: "Don't try to lie to me, I'm a frequent visitor to this street, can I know the opening time of the bar?"

Chen Feng smiled slightly: "You are a regular customer, why did you bring me here just now?"

Wen Bai was in a hurry: "I, I, I just plan to come to eat and then go shopping. You need to be prepared for everything, you know? Drinking is also the same. You have to go for a walk when you are full, and change your mood before you can drink, otherwise there will be no The artistic conception of drinking, do you understand?"

Chen Feng sighed artificially: "I don't understand, but that bar is really open, and there seems to be people starting to line up, are you sure you don't want to take a seat first?"

Wen Bai was skeptical of what she said, and tentatively looked back, and found that a new bar opened in the innermost part, probably because of an event, and a line had already begun to line up at the door.

Wen Bai snorted: "Labor and capital are rich, so at worst, we can pay more to get in—say, why do you sympathize with me?"

Chen Feng spread his hands: "Actually, you really have nothing to sympathize with, that is, you have nothing but money, you can't communicate with your family, and you don't have a true friend around you. The goddess you've been chasing for many years turned out to be only ten days old. My girlfriend is getting better, there are many people who are much more miserable than you, you really have nothing to be sympathetic to, no sympathy at all, really."

Wenbai: ...

Chen Feng: "Oh, right, I just remembered that Christmas is coming soon, no wonder there are so many people on the street, are you sure you can get in later? I think the line is getting longer and longer now."

Wen Bai: "Don't talk about now, even at ten o'clock in the evening, I can still go in!" Who is she?Just Jinshi, is there anything she can't do?snort!

Chen Feng: "Just be sure."

Wen Bai: "Hmph, you look down on me so much, I just want to show you my methods today! I have to wait until ten o'clock today before going in. You, take me back to the Golden Lake, let's go to the lake first go."

Chen Feng: "...Well, before you go, can you accompany me to buy some clothes?"

Wenbai: ...

Chen Feng: "Although I exercise regularly, I feel great, but is it a bit exaggerated to ride a battery car in this weather? I'm a girl."

Wenbai: ...

Chen Feng: "Or, you give me back my coat? Anyway, you are not worthy of sympathy, so I don't have to continue to borrow your coat, right?"

Wen Bai was probably too angry, but suddenly calmed down again: "Chen Feng, I actually sympathize with you."

Chen Feng raised his eyebrows to express his understanding.

Wen Bai sneered: "I think it's not easy for you to survive to such an old age without being beaten to death, kicked to death, poisoned, or photographed with chrysanthemum flowers, sulfuric acid, mercury, and mercury. ah."

Chen Feng smiled calmly: "Where, where. Thank you, thank you."

Wen Bai: ...I have never seen such a brazen person...

There is also a shopping place on the edge of Fenglin Avenue. Chen Feng took Wen Bai for a leisurely stroll. When he entered the first store, Wen Bai fell in love with a down jacket: "This is pretty good, do you want to try it?"

Chen Feng looked at the dress carefully, stretched out his fingers and shook it: "It's too short, it won't keep you warm."

Wen Bai then turned to another item: "What about this one?"

Chen Feng: "It's too long, it doesn't look good."

Wen Bai: "...What about that leather jacket?"

Chen Feng: "I have such a fragile figure, you actually asked me to wear a leather jacket? No."

Wen Bai: "... The windbreaker is always ready, right? These two are very similar to yours." She suddenly realized something, looked down, and found that the two windbreakers Chen Feng gave her were exactly the same.

Chen Feng saw through her thoughts when she lowered her head, and when she looked up at him, she tilted her head carelessly: "I have four identical trench coats..."

Wenbai:? ? ?

Chen Feng: "...wear one piece a month."

Wen Bai looked at her with disgust: "...You don't wash your clothes only once a month, do you?" Although it's a winter coat, you wear it every day for a whole month, don't you want to wash it once?

Chen Feng smiled: "I have bought these clothes for 6 years, and I have never washed them."

Wen Bai: "...waiter, bring me this, this, and my code!"

Chen Feng, who was clamoring to buy clothes, soon became a foil. Miss Wen, who was suddenly obsessed with cleanliness, bought 3 coats in this store in one go. Then, the spirit of shopping was burning, and she dragged Chen Feng around for a long time. There were no less than 10 shopping bags, and it was not until all the stores were closed that they remembered a real problem: they only had a broken motorcycle, and there was nowhere to put these clothes.

Chen Feng: "...Why don't you just go back first? Call a taxi."

Wen Bai: "No, I agreed to drink." Although she didn't feel so sad after the shopping spree, she still had to drink. How could Chen Feng see how rich and powerful she was, Young Master Wen, if she didn't drink it? ?

Chen Feng: "...It's up to you, then I won't carry things for you anymore."

Wen Bai was angry again: "I didn't let you carry it again!"

Chen Feng silently handed out several bags in his hand, each bag was tightly compressed and packed with at least two pieces.

Wen Bai: "...Well, I'll pay you, you can mention it first."

Chen Feng: ...

Wen Bai: "I'll buy you a drink when I go in later."

Chen Feng glanced at her: "You go in first."

As soon as Wen Bai turned his head, he found that the street was suddenly full of people. There was a long queue at the entrance of every bar, and the crowd in strange costumes even blocked the street. It was not like Christmas, but rather like Halloween. like.

Wen Bai: "...What's so difficult about this?" Crossing the intersection, walking to the front of the crowd, and choosing a person in the front seat: "Hey, you, I'll offer you 100 yuan to buy your seat, do you want to change?"

The man looked at Wen Bai with crazy eyes, and held his girlfriend's hand: "No change."

"1000!"

His girlfriend poked her head out first: "Change!"

Wen Bai turned his head triumphantly, just as he was about to show off to Chen Feng, he saw that Chen Feng was already standing on the railing facade, waving to her from afar.

Wen Bai hastily paid the money and changed seats. Even so, he waited for quite a while before going in. As soon as he got close to Chen Feng, he cursed angrily, "Damn, how did you come in?"

Chen Feng looked at her with sympathetic eyes: "Don't you know that there are girls' passages in general bars? The higher the proportion of women in the team, the earlier you get in." The proportion of women in her team was as high as 100%, and she got in very smoothly. .

Wen Bai: "I know, but, damn it, the money from labor and capital... It doesn't matter, the more labor and capital is money! Humph! Wait, they actually believe you are a woman?!"

Chen Feng looked at her like an idiot: "I showed them my ID card."

Wenbai: ...

Wen Kuo Shao secretly felt sorry for the 1000 yuan he had lost in his heart, and at the same time resorted to the means just now, changing a booth with someone else, ordering a bottle of vodka, pouring the wine, Handed it to Chen Feng, but she refused: "I still have to drive."

Wen Bai taunted her: "Are you afraid of violating traffic laws by riding your broken car?"

Chen Feng squinted: "...then I'm drunk, I'll take you back, do you dare to sit?"

Wen Bai: "... labor and management!" He said so, but he didn't try to persuade him any more. He took a long mouthful of sullenness, and when he turned his head, he saw a crowd of people around him. He wished he could squeeze people into paper pieces. And here, there are only two people sitting on a sofa, and there is only a lonely bottle of wine on the table. It looks so bleak.

Wen Bai snorted softly, got up with the wine glass, and Chen Feng also got up, Wen Bai glanced at her: "You don't drink, why go down with me to join in the fun?"

Chen Feng smiled: "If you don't drink, can't you still have fun?"

Wen Bai looked at her up and down, and said contemptuously: "The bar is different from the restaurant. There is no money, and (no matter how beautiful) it is, you can't meet girls. Give up."

Chen Feng smiled but didn't answer, Wen Bai thought of the scene where he would be surrounded by a group of girls and Chen Feng had nothing to gain, couldn't help but gloated and left the scene, quickly found a target, and approached it skillfully , A few words are enough to get into a heated fight. Usually, it’s almost enough to hook one in vain. Today, I want to show off. He also gathered three for her, and Wen Bai took them all to the booth, drinking and punching, while happily scanning the dance floor with the corner of his eye, after searching for a long time, he didn't even see Chen Feng's shadow.

He must have hid in the toilet to lick the wound alone!Wen Bai thought so, the cup tilted, and a girl next to him poured the wine cleverly, Wen Bai smiled at her, and, relying on the excitement of the wine, he openly kissed her.The girl probably misunderstood the meaning, immediately took a sip from the wine glass, and blatantly wanted to feed Wen Bai—this professional *behavior made Wen Bai frowned, and she didn't want to dismiss her, which would reduce the number of girls around her , and didn't want to accept the drink, and struggled for about a second, suddenly heard screams in the bar one after another, the sound waves were at least twice as loud as before, and they were uniform, as if some important person had appeared.

Wen Bai hurriedly pretended to be watching the excitement, turned his head to the stage, but saw Chen Feng got a guitar from somewhere, waddled onto the stage, bowed to the audience, and plucked the strings: "Hi everyone, it's me. On the 5th anniversary of my girlfriend, I want to sing a song for her, and I hope she likes it." She turned her head to Wen Bai, and smiled strangely across the crowd: "Xiao Bai, I know, I have many Disadvantages, often make you angry, so here, I want to say to you, I'm sorry. I shouldn't stop you from buying that dress, even if the price of that dress is enough for my year's salary. Neither should I I should refuse your request to come to the bar to play, let alone order a bottle of wine in order to save money." Even the lighting engineer believed her words, and instantly turned the lights to this side, and in the deck, Wen Bai embraced from left to right The image of hugging is exposed to everyone without reservation. The scene of a woman hugging a woman is considered a minority, but the scene of a woman hugging three women is even more exciting.There was a burst of discussion from the people around, as if they had just discovered that there was a lesbian here.

Ten thousand alpacas were running wildly in Wen Bai's heart, and he wanted to stand up and explain something. The girl who was about to feed her a drink just now gave her a slap in the face: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" He raised his head, stood up, and walked away quickly. Even the few photos of Grandpa Mao that Wenbai gave her just now disappeared into the sea of ​​people.

Although the other two were not so exaggerated, they also got up one after another, drawing a clear line with Wen Bai in the blink of an eye.

Wen Bai: ... Labor and capital are in trouble today... She looked around in a panic. Although the three women had left, the contemptuous eyes of the people around her still gathered on her. Attention, I can't stand it under this kind of gaze.She lowered her head, and quickly sent a text message to Chen Feng: "Stop it, I beg you, okay?"

Chen Feng, who was tuning on the stage, looked down at the text message, smiled slightly, and played the guitar self-consciously: "Honey..."

Wen Bai: ...Fuck, I'm going to die, eh, no...

Wen Bai Jiong raised his head energetically, and looked at Chen Feng on the stage. With a cute baby face on his head, this guy half-kneeled on the stage, playing the guitar and singing hard, like a lover, but singing After a long time, there was no tune: "...you fly slowly..."

After 5 minutes, no one cared about Wen Bai anymore, everyone shouted angrily and kicked Chen Feng off the stage.

Ten minutes later, Chen Feng and Wen Bai were kicked out of the bar together.

Fifteen minutes later, all the bars on the street got word that a handsome girl with a baby face and a beautiful woman with an unconventional dress were not allowed to enter.

Half an hour later, Wen Bai, who was exhausted from walking and drunk again, sat in the backseat of Xiaodian Motorcycle and pinched Chen Feng angrily: "You've been tearing down my platform all night, aren't you?! Do I have such a big enmity with you? ? Ah? I just want to vent! Believe it or not, labor and management hired someone to do you!"

Chen Feng let her choke him, turned the gas pedal, turned his head halfway and asked with a smile, "Do you still miss Ou Jingnian? If you still want us to play somewhere else?"

Wen Bai was stunned, let go of his hand, Chen Feng stepped on the gas, and the little broken motorcycle rushed out accompanied by her tattered singing, occasionally mixed with Wen Bai's heart-piercing roar: "Shut up!"