domestic devil

There are countless heroines in the Jianghu.

There are also countless female thieves.

Countless women, just like men, wandered in the rivers and lakes, making a name for themselves.

But if you must say the most famous woman, there is only one.

Dugu Jieao.

She is a female devil who makes the enemy fearful.

Her real name is not Dugu Jieao.

But after she became famous, she disliked that her real name was too common, so she took this loud and domineering name.

A domineering name must be a double surname.There is no more melancholy and noble surname than Dugu.

A domineering name must also have a distinctive name.Unruly, how it matches her inner nature!However, the six characters Dugu Jieao and Unruly are too long, so it is better to just name it Jieao according to the aesthetics of this secular world.

So at a certain time, various legends about Dugu Jieao began to spread in the rivers and lakes.

Legend has it that she began to practice in her mother's womb. She started to wander the rivers and lakes at the age of ten. At the age of 13, she wiped out three hundred members of the Jindaomen family. At the age of 15, she killed her master. She is the leader of the martial arts alliance, and the big guys had no choice but to choose her as the leader. In order to prevent her from causing disasters, they secretly established a martial arts god sect. The name is too demonic, and it took a long time before he was willing to take up the position.

All in all, Dugu Jieao's crimes are too numerous to record, and everyone in the world hates her deeply.

Everyone organized an anti-Dugu alliance. On the day of Dugu Jieao's 25th birthday, they jointly counterattacked and knocked Dugu Jieao off the cliff.

Dugu, the heroine of a generation of martial arts female devil, has since disappeared and disappeared from the rivers and lakes.

...The protagonist's undead skill is cooling down...

"Ms. Feng, good morning."

It was another sunny day, and Ou Jingnian came to the unit to wash the cups and make tea for the leader and senior colleagues. By the way, he washed his newly bought peach blossom cups, put them on the table, and greeted everyone.

"Xiao Ou, good morning."

Sister Feng responded with a smile, and said, "Are you making tea for everyone again? You are a nice person, and you will never refuse anything you say."

Ou Jingnian smiled and tidied up the desk. Her desk was always messy and looked very unprofessional, so every day when she got off work, she would tidy it up specially so that the boss would not read and talk.

Colleagues came one after another, including the leader, everyone was smiling and greeted Ou Jingnian warmly.There are a total of six people in this office, and if you add the leader sitting in the small office inside, there are seven people in total.

Seven people, in this business unit, is considered a pretty big department, so the competition would be more intense, but their office is full of spring breeze, sunshine and rain, and they never argue like other departments.

Parents arranged her in such a place, and their intentions are not bad.

Get off work at [-]:[-] p.m., but Sister Feng is going to pick up the child, and asked Ou Jingnian to do the paperwork on her hand. She agreed, and it was already [-]:[-] o'clock after finishing the paperwork. Put it on the tea cabinet, lock the door, get in the car, drive, and go to the restaurant.

Ou Jingnian drove a small white smart, which he bought specially for commuting to work.Six o'clock happens to be the evening rush hour, and now it takes at least an hour to get home. Instead of ordering takeaway after going home, it's better to eat something outside first.

She drove to the west bank of Jinhu Lake.

This is a famous place to eat in the local area, with many restaurants and bars. My girlfriend Wen Bai recently opened a Thai restaurant here, and it is still in trial operation. Wen Bai called Ou Jingnian several times, but she was too lazy to go out. Today, I stopped by. Why don't you try it.

Wen Bai was not in the store, the new waiter didn't recognize her, and Ou Jingnian didn't say much. He opened the menu and was dazzled by a bunch of green, red, yellow and white curry names. He put down the menu and simply said: "special dishes Let's all have one."

The little girl opened her eyes wide in surprise, looked at Ou Jingnian, and blinked. Fortunately, she was quite professional, so she didn't say anything to dissuade her, and skipped and shuffled to place the order.

Green curry chicken, red curry beef, yellow curry mutton, fried crab, lemongrass chicken, fried squid... The table is colorful and looks delicious and beautiful.

Ou Jingnian had a hearty meal, swiped his card contentedly, left, and boarded the car.

At this time, the number of cars on the road should be much less, and the pollution should be much less. You can open the windows for ventilation, enjoy the scenery along the way, and drive home leisurely.

Ou Jingnian turned the key leisurely, slowly started the car, turned the steering, and slowly left the dotted line sideways, onto the main road.

In the evening when there is no traffic jam, the scenery of Jinhu Lake is so beautiful. The waves are shimmering, the green waves are thousands of flats, the clouds are like hail, and the setting sun is shining everywhere. At this time, singing and listening to music, galloping on the Jinhu Bridge, people's Unknowingly, his mood was about to get better. Ou Jingnian almost squinted his eyes. He happily turned on the radio, connected to his mobile phone, and started playing songs.

After 10 minutes, she was blocked on the Jinhu Bridge amidst happy singing.

...Murphy's Theorem is actually if you don't want to be stuck in traffic, then you have to pray for traffic jams every day. I'm really not misinterpreting...

It was almost eight o'clock when Ou Jingnian returned home.

He glanced at his watch, sighed, and took out the key.

The porch light didn't work, and she hadn't bothered to get the property to fix it, so it stayed dark.The phone was in the bag, and the bag was in a mess, so she didn't bother to take it out for lighting. She found the key by feeling, opened the door in the dark, entered the door, bent down, took off her shoes, straightened up, and then a cold hand grabbed her neck.

"Shut up!" A clear female voice with a somewhat childlike voice sounded from behind, the voice was cold, with a feeling of emptiness, for a moment Ou Jingnian remembered the TV series Tianlong Babu he was watching recently, Duan Yu had a saying It perfectly interprets what the owner of this voice should look like in her mind-sister fairy.

"I didn't intend to call at all." Ou Jingnian replied slowly in his idle time, moving his hand slowly, reaching into his bag and taking out the electric baton for self-defense.

"Shut up!" This time the voice was clearer and colder, "Listen to me obediently, or I'll kill you!" The last few words brought out a strong murderous aura, which shook Ou Jingnian's whole body.She squeezed her hand, and just before she had time to turn on the electric baton, her neck was suddenly clamped, making her almost out of breath. The person behind seemed to move on tiptoe or sideways, as if looking over her shoulder to look ahead. What, after a glance, the man sneered and said: "I thought it was something, a stick, and wanted to deal with me!" She let go of her hand a little, and the other hand went around to take the electric baton away. .

Ou Jingnian swayed, and she squeezed his neck tightly again, his whole body was locked tightly. The owner of the hand waited for Ou Jingnian to stop obediently before releasing it, and held the front end of the electric baton with his other hand with a sneer. , and then...quickly fell to the ground, convulsed, and disappeared.

Ou Jingnian's first reaction was to call the police.But after she turned on the light and saw the true face of the 'robber', she hesitated again.

But a child.

The girl lying on the ground looks about sixteen or seventeen years old, at most eighteen or nineteen years old. She has a baby face with healthy wheat-colored skin. She is wearing ancient clothes at first glance, but she doesn't look like someone she knows when you look closely. Any dynasty, like a combination of bunts and long skirts, with narrow sleeves, thin waist and knee-length (short?) skirts, underneath are trousers, leggings and cloth shoes that are a bit like leggings.

Of course, this outfit actually matches this person quite well. She looks like a fit girl, with a sunny and ruddy complexion, a well-proportioned figure, and even a little pectoral muscle, which matches such a clean and neat outfit. lining.

Just don't know why the robbery.

Forget it, Ou Jingnian frowned and thought, the hand that was supposed to dial 110 pressed '120' a few keys, and when he learned that the electric baton could not kill him, he resolutely canceled the call for an ambulance and dragged the girl out of the yard. The design of this area is very similar, and there is no house number at the door. Ou Jingnian cleverly dragged the girl to the door of the neighbor's house. The security guards in the community are still doing their job. I believe she will be driven away by the security guards in a short time.

After everything happened last night, Ou Jingnian clapped his hands contentedly, closed the door, locked it, turned on the TV, and changed his clothes.

She likes to wear home clothes at home. She is a typical otaku. Home clothes are her otaku weapon. Wearing home clothes means that she has entered another dimension, the home dimension.

Ou Jingnian enjoyed the process of entering the home dimension from the outside world very much, and would change clothes happily every time.Home clothes are like her weapon. After changing clothes, everything in the outside world has nothing to do with her, whether it is work or friends, nothing has anything to do with her.

But today, she had just taken off half of her clothes when an accident happened.The door burst open with a bang, and the girl with wheat-colored skin rushed in aggressively, ignoring her height, appearance and gender, she was just like a mafia gangster who was forcibly breaking into a house.

Then this image was shattered when he saw Ou Jingnian's white, chubby, upright and trembling upper body.The girl's ferocious expression disappeared without a trace. Standing there, her mouth opened and closed like a dying fish in a vegetable market, her eyes seamlessly switched from shock to surprise to bewilderment to contempt. "In the movie, Gong Li's eyes are showing off, and her hands are still on the buttons of her underwear. This scene seems a bit embarrassing, but the clothes have already been taken off...

Ou Jingnian thought for a very short time, then bent forward slightly, and unbuttoned his underwear. The Victoria's Secret 34D-sized murder weapon jumped out impatiently, blinding the underworld girl's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

It wasn't until Ou Jingnian put on a black dahlia short t-shirt that the girl finally remembered what she wanted to say the most: "You...you...have no shame!"

"I'm at home." Ou Jingnian calmly put on his bear pajamas and buttoned them up.There is also a hat on the light yellow jacket, which hangs loosely on the head. The short bear ears on both sides of the hat droop along with the hat. She shakes off the hat a little helplessly, and walks to the alarm button: "The door money is 2 yuan. , I won’t charge you for mental damage.”

"Mental damage fee?" The girl seemed to have not recovered from the electric shock, and repeated it like a repeater.

Ou Jingnian reiterated in a good-tempered manner: "You broke my door, 2 yuan...wait a minute, this is a custom-made anti-theft door, how did you break it?" She looked suspiciously at the girl, what weapon did the girl hold? No, it was clean, except that her clothes were a little weird, and there was no sign of her robber nature. Except for the clothes that didn't look right, she looked like a normal high school student.

The girl was shocked.She has been in the rivers and lakes for several years, and she has never seen such a person. When she sees her, she is not afraid and does not say anything. After going through such a series of things, her first reaction...is it money?The other party was either a lunatic, or a senior who he couldn't see, and didn't take himself seriously at all.She looked up and down suspiciously, it is true that Ou Jingnian has no internal strength at all, but if she really has no ability at all, how did she knock herself out just now?

"Hello!" Ou Jingnian became impatient, called the other party, pointed to the alarm button and said, "If you don't lose money, I'll call the police."

The girl could barely recognize the meaning of the words on the alarm prompt button, but she didn't know what the alarm meant.If ordinary people encounter this kind of thing, they will just go to the government to ask for help. It is not good for my identity to fall into the hands of the government.

The girl stared at Ou Jingnian vigilantly. The strange stick was gone. She didn't have any weapons in her hand, and there were calluses on her fingertips. Maybe she had practiced hidden weapons, but the level of practice of this hidden weapon was definitely not deep, because the calluses were all Only a thin layer.

The girl narrowed her eyes, and decided to make a move. This time she was much more cautious, and slowly made a move, approaching Ou Jingnian defensively.

But in Ou Jingnian's eyes, the girl rushed over. She instinctively took out a bottle from her pocket and swept it in front of her. She heard a scream, and the girl covered her eyes with her hands, tears streaming down her face.

"Sorceress! What kind of hidden weapon are you!" The girl in tears raised her head in grief and indignation, her eyes could not be opened, she turned her head left and right, making sure that Ou Jingnian was still where she was, but she didn't dare to come again, instead she carefully assumed another posture, far away. Going around in circles around Ou Jingnian from a distance - that posture is like that of a muay thai fighter.

"Anti-wolf spray." Ou Jingnian shook the bottle, and the other party immediately took a step back, and bumped into the wall in a panic. Ou Jingnian looked speechlessly at the fact that a crack was knocked into the white wall by her, and said calmly, "You can pay for the renovation money." Remember to give."

There is anti-wolf spray in the pajamas, Wen Bai, it's really you, no, this little girl broke the door first, and now she broke the wall again, the quality of the decoration...isn't it a little too bad?

Ou Jingnian rubbed his chin and thought for a while, while the girl on the opposite side stared at the anti-wolf spray in her hand and looked left and right. When Ou Jingnian was tired, he turned around and sat on the sofa, and when he took the remote control to turn on the TV, Only then hurriedly called to her: "Wait...wait!"

Ou Jingnian glanced at her.

The girl looked at the remote control in her hand in panic, the red and black dots on it made her very uneasy.Two failed attempts to attack made her have a shadow of the strange mechanism in the whole room.Biting his lower lip, murmured for a while, then clasped his fists as if making a big decision and asked: "I am Dugu Jieao, who is the leader of the martial arts alliance. I don't know the masters of the seniors. I have offended you. I hope you will forgive me."

Ou Jingnian glanced at her again.

The girl was even more uneasy when she saw her. She squinted her bright eyes, and immediately smiled and said, "Dare to ask senior Gao's name?"

Is this... remembering the name for later revenge?Ou Jingnian thought for a while in silence, and replied, "You don't need to know."

The girl's face was pale, and she carefully apologized and said with a smile: "Senior blames junior for destroying senior's fairy house, so you don't even want to give me a name? Junior here has..." She stretched her hand into her arms and stopped immediately, her dark cheeks floated There was a suspicious red cloud, and within a few tenths of a second, she returned to her smiling face, pretending to be generous and said: "To be honest, I don't have any money with me now, ahem, but I'm not famous in Jianghu." , if there is anything that is inconvenient for the seniors to do by themselves, just leave it to the juniors, and the juniors are confident that they will be able to help a little."

"I don't have anything for you to do, I just want money." Ou Jingnian felt that this little girl's head was a little abnormal, and her behavior was weird, it was fine, her words were from seniors and juniors, a typical costume drama poisoning patient, and she was still seriously ill.The most peculiar thing is that this little girl looks only in her teens, thin and small, she looks like she will collapse when the wind blows, but she has eyes like a hungry wolf. Ou Jingnian's brain circuit is bent a little too long, which caused her reaction She is a little slower than ordinary people, and her focus is often different from ordinary people, but her intuition is always accurate, so accurate that it makes people cry. Now, her intuition tells her that little girls are not easy to mess with, and those who ask for money My mind began to waver, and after hesitating for a long time, I threw out a sentence: "Otherwise, you will only pay the door money."

Dugu Jieao's face turned red instantly, but he couldn't say anything if he didn't lose money.Although she is a murderous female devil, her hands are covered with blood, and if she doesn't like it, she will cut off people's hands and feet and take people's lives.But to kill someone is one thing, to owe money is another.As a well-known figure in the Jianghu, she actually owes someone a mere family money. If word of this gets out, how will she gain a foothold in the Jianghu in the future?What's more, the money is only a mere 30 taels, which is only [-] taels of silver. It is a shame to renege on this amount of money.

It's not that Dugu Jieao didn't think about killing people, but she was easily defeated by the opponent's hand after two trials, which made her doubt the opponent's strength. too much!After such a short time, the other party randomly pressed the small square box in his hand, and a big thing stretched down from the ceiling, and then suddenly two martial arts masters flew out of it. Decadent, although those two people looked far apart, Dugu Jieao was very afraid.The most frightening thing is that such a martial arts master was ignored by the other party, and he muttered: "It's fighting again." With a slight movement, the scenery on the wall suddenly changed to Two people dressed in strange black clothes they had seen on the road, one of them was holding a black short stick in his hand, and when he buckled it somehow, the man opposite him fell to the ground clutching his chest.Dugu Jieao couldn't feel that person's aura, but judging from his injuries, he must not be able to survive.

With so many variables, Dugu Jieao dare not take risks.

"The door fee is [-] yuan." Ou Jingnian emphasized.The material of the little girl's clothes is not bad. These days, cosplayers are all rich people. Besides, this is her legitimate right. She doesn't even need decoration money, which is enough.

The clock in the corner rang again and again. It was obviously a neat rhythm, but it made people upset.Cold sweat dripped drop by drop from Dugu Jieao's head.She hadn't felt this way since she was thirteen—a feeling of fear that her fate was out of her hands.

She is Dugu Jieao, the feared female devil head in the Jianghu, and the leader of the martial arts world who speaks her mind and speaks her mind. , but no one dared to show it in person.When everyone saw her, they were humble and respectful. Even in the last battle on the cliff, those people had a big fight over who would go first and who would go last, and it took three whole days to force her off the cliff.

But such a powerful person like her suddenly came to such a strange place, full of strange people, and such strange institutions.The martial arts she was so proud of suddenly became useless, and her status had long been a cloud. She managed to spot a weak-looking woman, and followed that person's strange tricks back to the ordinary-looking house. She showed up and wanted to hold the master hostage so that she could eat, rest, and recuperate here, but the kidnapping was not successful, but the master took hold of her instead.Dugu Jieao finally started to panic.She felt that she had returned to the day when her family was wiped out when she was young. She hid in the mortuary jar at the door, with the nanny's body on her head. , not daring to scream, she could only grit her teeth and watch the enemy kill her family members. In her short life, she has experienced countless thrilling scenes beyond people's imagination, but there was never a time like this time. ——Unbelievable.

Dugu Jieao clenched her fists and tried to adjust her breathing, but she still couldn't restrain the fear in her heart. Standing there, the whole world seemed to be against her alone. Her eye circles were red, her lips were white, and her heart felt bitter. Thinking a lot, I turned around trying to find a solution, but found that there was no other way but bowed my head and begged for mercy.

After adjusting the program, Ou Jingnian turned to look at Dugu Jieao, ready to remind him again.Dugu Jieao was still standing at the door, his whole body trembling inexplicably, his face turned blue, reminding Ou Jingnian of the heart attack symptoms mentioned on TV.

Ou Jingnian started to get nervous. She had just greeted this person with a high-voltage electric baton and pepper water. What if she got sick and died in her own home?Ou Jingnian didn't want to attract attention, not at all.The phone is on the coffee table, is it too late to call and ask Wen Bai what to do now?

"Senior." A difficult voice slid out of his throat, and Dugu Jieao called Ou Jingnian again. Ou Jingnian was startled by the sudden voice, and turned his head to see her expression, sympathetic and fearful of trouble. Feeling overwhelmed, he waved and said, "You don't have any money with you? Then tell me your home address and phone number, keep your ID card, and give it to me in two days."

Dugu Jieao was dazed by a series of new nouns, opened his mouth and let out an ah, not knowing how to answer.

Ou Jingnian saw that Dugu Jieao still had a bad face, sighed, gritted his teeth, and asked cruelly, "It's really not... How much can you pay?"

"Not at all... yes." Dugu Jieao bit his lip and said this, anger and shame welling up in his heart.There are thousands of turns in the mind, and the eyes are fierce for a while, resentful for a while, sad for a while, and hesitant for a while.In the end, these all gathered into a helpless expression. After a long time, she finally made up her mind, brewed for a moment, squeezed out tears, and dripped on the ground, "I... grew up poor... living here alone, without any money with me. ...I have an eighty-year-old mother..." This is what her subordinates often say when begging for mercy. She really can't say what she has young children, so she stops it in her throat, but coupled with her sad eyes, it should be enough Yes, at least she herself has moved herself.

Anyone who knows him knows that Ou Jingnian is a kind person.A good man hates a girl crying the most, especially a lively and healthy beautiful girl crying.When Dugu Jieao first started crying, Ou Jingnian's heart had already started to soften. When Dugu Jieao touched his heart and really started to cry loudly, Ou Jingnian couldn't hold on any longer, and carried forward her usual Virgin spirit and said: "You ...Don't cry, otherwise, I won't ask you for money, you go." Young, with all four limbs, if it wasn't really desperate, who would come to rob?And when they robbed, they couldn't even get a decent weapon. Thinking about it this way, this girl is really pitiful.Maybe she picked up the cosplay clothes from somewhere, and put them on casually. After all, the temperature is already a little low in late autumn. If it was her instead, she would be living outside without food and clothing, no matter how strange clothes would be worn.

Dugu Jieao blinked, and the tears suddenly stopped.Although this senior is a little confused and his methods are unfathomable, his heart... seems to be very good?

Seeing that she was still standing still, Ou Jingnian sighed again, took out a piece of fifty from his wallet, thought for a while, changed it into one hundred, and handed it to Dugu Jieao: "Here, don't cry, here's the money, you go Bar."

Dugu Jieao was stunned.There are such... stupid people in the world?Hooked his fingers but didn't move, Ou Jingnian sighed and stuffed the money into her palm, pushed her and said, "Go, don't rob in the future." Seeing that she was still standing, he shook his head and took it from the wallet again. A hundred, stuffed together: "That's all I have."

Dugu Jieao felt that the world was changing so fast, she just jumped off a cliff randomly, who are all the people she met when she came out?And... this torn piece of paper can also be called money?Dugu Jieao's head was about to explode, and many questions occupied her mind - she fell into the water as soon as she jumped, and when she climbed out, she saw this kind of world. Although people wear different clothes, they still argue Noisy, laughing and cursing, not much different from where she was originally.So she never thought that this world is different from her world.

But judging from the various abnormalities now, Dugu Jieao felt more and more that she seemed to have really reached something extraordinary.Tilting his head and thinking for a while, he asked tentatively, "Dare to ask... where is this place?"

"Gold City."

"Gold market." Dugu Jieao muttered to himself.She was knocked down from the top of Mount Hua. The distance between Mount Hua and Jinshi is at least a thousand miles. It seems that she has really reached the realm of the gods.But shouldn't the gods live in seclusion, revise the law, stay inactive, and be polite and moral?Why did she see the gods arguing wildly in broad daylight, and there were even two elderly mothers, no, the elder goddesses didn't use spells, and they scuffled together in public?And why is the fairy cave so easy to break?The goddess in front of her is still changing clothes in front of her without the air of a fairy, and even cares about a little money. Besides, why is there a gold market in the fairy world?But if it wasn't for fairyland...

Dugu Jieao thought of something, and asked weakly: "Dare to ask... what year is it now?"

"2015."

"...Which emperor is that?"

"??? There is no emperor—I said you have watched too many time-travel dramas?"

"Time-travel drama?" The Dugu Jieao card repeater is back online.

"...I don't know, but there is no emperor now."

"Is His Majesty Longjing not here?"

"Longjing? That was more than 300 years ago."

"..."

Dugu Jieao stretched out his palm, and the two crimson pieces of paper were as bright as fire in his palm. 300 years, she thought, if this is the case, maybe it makes sense, this is neither the fairyland nor her world, but the world 300 years later.She is worthless in this world.

Many thoughts turned in Dugu Jieao's mind, her complexion fluctuated from blue to white.After a long time, she suddenly squeezed the two sheets in her hand, looked at Ou Jingnian with an extremely self-pitying and miserable expression, and then looked again. Seeing that Ou Jingnian was about to dig out the safe, she gritted her teeth cruelly, and knelt down straight Come down: "I am lonely and unruly, and strayed into Your Excellency's Immortal Residence by mistake. The damage should be compensated. I have no money, and I want to pay with work. I beg Your Excellency to do it!"

Ou Jingnian: ...Is this the rhythm of not only not paying back the money, but also cheating on food and drink?