Wu Min
Chapter 007
City b is a city where celebrities gather. The two of them also live here. They met during the recording of the New Year’s Seven Days variety show. It’s rare that they are in this city during the Chinese New Year. After a few phone calls, the two met at the newly opened Happy City on the outskirts of the city for a date. .At first, they thought that there were no people, and the two of them could play freely, but when they came, they found that there were people everywhere. There was no other way, so the two of them had to open a room in front and back, and only entered the same room at night, to stage a passionate scene.
"Isn't there a mirror in the bathroom? We saw through the mirror that we have two extra legs." The male star intentionally bypassed a certain section, but Shen Xiu insisted on the details, asking questions again and again, he was forced to get annoyed , burst out a foul language: "Fuck, they are all men, why don't you understand!" As he spoke, he pulled the actress into the bathroom, pressed her on the sink, and relived it in front of Shen Xiu and Wu Min. The posture at that time, and then pointed to the mirror and said to the two: "At that time, I seemed to lower my head, and when I raised it again, I found that there were two more legs behind me, but there were only two of us in this room, and I didn't hear anyone coming in. I looked back, there was nothing behind me, but the two legs in the mirror were behind me, understand? What a shame!"
Seeing a real person demonstrating restricted-level moves, Wu Min felt a little uncomfortable. Although both of them were wearing clothes at this time, it was still very exciting for him, a good young man in the new era who has been abstinent for 20 years, to watch him at close range. point.Glaring at Shen Xiu resentfully, he dragged Xiong San, who also couldn't bear to look straight at him, out of the bathroom, he didn't want to know what happened next, his only thought now was - go back to the room and sleep!
On the road the next day, Shen Xiu found that there was something wrong with Wu Min, who would respond politely to him before, and since he got in the car, he put on a bad face, as if someone owed him money.Throughout the morning, Shen Xiu kept looking for topics, but Wu Min didn't respond to him a word. Shen Xiu was depressed. Didn't he be fine yesterday? Why did he sleep like this all night?Those who didn't know thought that he did some bad things last night.
Sensing the slightly weird atmosphere in the car, Xiong San in the back seat lazily opened his eyelids, snorted a few times, and hummed twice.Wu Min couldn't help but look back at it, his eyes full of sympathy.At best, this guy looks a bit scary, and he is many times better than his pious owner. People should not be judged by appearances, and dogs should not be discriminated against because of external factors. In his opinion, Xiong San's three views are better than that of the upright man next to him. too much.
Three views are not as good as dogs, you say you are more of a beast!
Shen Xiu was silent, and took the initiative to bring up the topic last night: "What do you think? What they saw in the mirror, is it really a ghost?"
Wu Min rolled his eyes at him: "It doesn't matter to me whether there are ghosts or not. I don't know, and I don't want to know. I don't have such a strong curiosity, let alone such a perverted hobby!"
"Actually, I'm not interested in this kind of thing." Shen Xiu tried to save his collapsed image, trying his best to explain, "But there's no way, I'm a high school physical education teacher, and those little bastards just like to hear these things. If you don’t tell them, they will go to the house to expose the tiles, and I was forced to do this too.”
Wu Min looked at him with angry eyes: "Tell this to the students?" Most of the high school students are still underage. Telling them that kind of thing is an unforgivable crime, and they should be dragged out to death! !
Shen Xiu's face was taken for granted: "Now these children don't have the slightest reverence for ghosts and gods, and they listen to this kind of thing as a joke all day long. They go to those famous haunted places in our city every now and then. If you have to take photos as souvenirs, don’t you know that when I browse Moments now, the screen is full of haunted houses and grimaces, fortunately I’m not afraid of this, otherwise I would have been scared to death by them.”
The car jolted, and Xiong San opened his eyes again, looking at the two people in front as if they were looking at a fool - after talking for a long time, didn't you realize that what you said was not the same thing at all?With this IQ, how dare you call yourself a human being?
Your contribution to lowering the average human IQ is too great.
Until entering P city, Wu Min didn't pay attention to him anymore. The accommodation in the farmhouse is a single farmhouse with a rustic style. The courtyard Shen Xiu booked has three rooms and a simple small living room. Wu Min put his own Throwing things on the sofa in the living room, in the next few days, he will be the head of the department here.
"Let's go into the house and sleep." After tidying up his belongings, Shen Xiu sat on the sofa and persuaded him, "There is no heating or air conditioning here, it all depends on the temperature of the kang, you will definitely sleep on the sofa overnight. Frozen."
Wu Min turned over and covered his ears with cushions, refusing to listen to Shen Qinshou's voice.
There was no other way, so Shen Xiu had no choice but to buy two hand warmers from the owner of the farmhouse. After charging, put them on the sofa to warm Wu Min's feet.In fact, there was a small stove, but he didn't dare to ask for it. The room here is equivalent to being sealed at night. If the stove is not fixed properly, it will become a source of poisonous gas release, which is too dangerous.
He didn't sleep well the night before departure, and he didn't sleep well last night either. After lying on the sofa for a while, Wu Min became extremely sleepy. Feeling the constant heat under his feet, he soon fell asleep.At night, he was woken up by the near-zero room temperature. He curled up and turned around for 10 minutes. Wu Min had to admit that he would freeze to death if he slept here overnight, so he went into Shen Xiu's room wrapped in a quilt.The kang was very big, so it would be no problem for three or four people to lie on it. Wu Min picked a corner farthest from Shen Xiu to lie on it, warmed up quickly, and fell asleep again.
When he stopped moving, Shen Xiu opened his eyes, those beautiful eyes were shining dimly in the night, he stretched out his arms to help him cover the quilt, and smiled.
"nerve!"
A rough voice sounded, Shen Xiu raised his head and glanced into the dark corner.
Xiong San stood up, shook his fluffy fur, and walked out slowly. No one opened the door for him, but he did leave the farmyard.The air here is good, and the environment is also very good. If you come out for a stroll in the middle of the night, you may have an adventure.
In the next two days, the six people tried various projects here according to the boss's suggestion. It was really interesting and exciting. In the evening, they soaked in the open air to warm up, and had a rich and natural dinner with a strong local flavor. Look at the snow-white surroundings The scenery, the big worry is also forgotten.Wu Min was in a good mood, even looking at Shen Xiu was not so annoying.
Shen Xiu climbed along the pole, took Wu Min to challenge the difficult skiing during the day, and told him interesting stories he had heard and seen over the years at night.Wu Min listened silently, interjecting a sentence or two occasionally, and finally stopped being cold.
Through Shen Xiu's narration, Wu Min accidentally learned that Shen Xiu is his senior brother. He graduated from B University two years ago. He studied in the Department of Physical Education. He specializes in running and swimming, and occasionally plays with javelin shot put. After graduation, he entered the local area through connections. Not bad Linghua high school as a physical education teacher.Linghua High School is only two stops away from B University, and Wu Min would go there to play basketball with his roommates when he was a freshman.Compared with B Da, the high school campus is extremely quiet during class, and the entire playground is theirs.
After chatting about anecdotes about going to school, and sharing various haunted legends of B University, Wu Min let out a breath, pulled the quilt around his neck, and fell asleep.Maybe he drank too much water during the night chat, Wu Min woke up just after zero o'clock, although he didn't want to leave the hot kang, but the feeling that his bladder was about to explode was really bad, Wu Min was cruel, grabbed his clothes and Wrapping herself tightly, she trotted outside to go to the bathroom.
The only dissatisfaction with this place is that the toilet is outside. Going to the toilet in winter can freeze people to death.And because this is a commercial farmhouse after all, there are cameras in every small courtyard, which means that you can't pee standing at the door, you have to go around the winding path to the toilet to solve it.
Coming out of the toilet, Wu Min looked up at the stars while trembling.The stars here are big and bright, covering the entire night sky, and each one is twinkling non-stop. In his memory, he has only seen such a beautiful starry sky when he was a child.
Let's do it again when it's not so cold, and move the sofa to the yard to watch the stars.Wu Min thought so in his heart.
Just as Wu Min was about to enter the house, he caught a glimpse of a figure out of the corner of his eye. The man was very fast, passing the road not far from the small courtyard, and heading west.Their small courtyard is at the end of the farmhouse. There is a road more than 20 meters outside the courtyard, but it is not a main road. There are almost no vehicles after dark, so it will not affect the rest of tourists.
Regardless of how far away it was, Wu Min was stunned to see who that figure belonged to at a glance, his heart moved, and he chased after him without even thinking.He ran for a few steps and wanted to make a call, but he put his hands in his pockets and found that he didn't have a mobile phone at all. Before going to bed, he checked Moments, and put the mobile phone by the pillow without putting it in his pocket.
Forget it, let's catch up!Wu Min made up his mind and ran towards the person tens of meters away at a faster speed.He asked himself that the speed was not slow, but the speed of the person in front was faster. After chasing for about 10 minutes, the distance between the two did not shorten, but almost lost sight of each other.Unwilling, Wu Min gritted his teeth and sped up. His chest was so stuffy that he was about to explode, but his feet were freezing cold. He got up temporarily without wearing socks. Now he was sweating all over his body when he was exercising, only his feet were so cold.
Beyond it was darkness, with no lights, no houses, only illuminated by the light of the stars.Wu Min couldn't care so much, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Xu Da, stop, I'm your brother Wu Min, wait for me!" But no matter how much he yelled, the people in front just kept going, even making Wu Min feel like he was running too fast. faster.
Seeing Xu Da disappear into the boundless darkness, Wu Min reluctantly stopped, propping his hands on his knees and gasping for breath.The cool wind pouring into his throat not only didn't relieve the tightness in his chest, but stimulated him to cough violently.The moment Wu Min squatted on the ground, Wu Min felt a gust of wind blowing past him, and a mass of black lacquered things rushed past. Before Wu Min could figure out what it was, there was a scream in front of him.
Wu Min's heart sank, he picked up a stone to defend himself, and ran over to endure the discomfort.As he got closer, he finally saw clearly that the screaming person was Xu Da, whom he had been chasing all the way. A month ago, Xu Da was a strong athletic man, but now he has a thin face and the down jacket on his body is loose Baggy, probably because he used to wear the right clothes.Under the starlight reflection, the swarthy face was a little frighteningly pale.
At this time, he was lying on the ground, struggling with his limbs, and wanted to stand up, but unfortunately there was a fat guy who couldn't weigh much on his back, and his struggle was useless at all.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, Xiong San unhurriedly turned his head and flashed a few bright fangs at Wu Min.
Wu Min: "..." Still not dizzy after being hit by Xiong San like this!Xu Da, I respect you for being a real man!
"Isn't there a mirror in the bathroom? We saw through the mirror that we have two extra legs." The male star intentionally bypassed a certain section, but Shen Xiu insisted on the details, asking questions again and again, he was forced to get annoyed , burst out a foul language: "Fuck, they are all men, why don't you understand!" As he spoke, he pulled the actress into the bathroom, pressed her on the sink, and relived it in front of Shen Xiu and Wu Min. The posture at that time, and then pointed to the mirror and said to the two: "At that time, I seemed to lower my head, and when I raised it again, I found that there were two more legs behind me, but there were only two of us in this room, and I didn't hear anyone coming in. I looked back, there was nothing behind me, but the two legs in the mirror were behind me, understand? What a shame!"
Seeing a real person demonstrating restricted-level moves, Wu Min felt a little uncomfortable. Although both of them were wearing clothes at this time, it was still very exciting for him, a good young man in the new era who has been abstinent for 20 years, to watch him at close range. point.Glaring at Shen Xiu resentfully, he dragged Xiong San, who also couldn't bear to look straight at him, out of the bathroom, he didn't want to know what happened next, his only thought now was - go back to the room and sleep!
On the road the next day, Shen Xiu found that there was something wrong with Wu Min, who would respond politely to him before, and since he got in the car, he put on a bad face, as if someone owed him money.Throughout the morning, Shen Xiu kept looking for topics, but Wu Min didn't respond to him a word. Shen Xiu was depressed. Didn't he be fine yesterday? Why did he sleep like this all night?Those who didn't know thought that he did some bad things last night.
Sensing the slightly weird atmosphere in the car, Xiong San in the back seat lazily opened his eyelids, snorted a few times, and hummed twice.Wu Min couldn't help but look back at it, his eyes full of sympathy.At best, this guy looks a bit scary, and he is many times better than his pious owner. People should not be judged by appearances, and dogs should not be discriminated against because of external factors. In his opinion, Xiong San's three views are better than that of the upright man next to him. too much.
Three views are not as good as dogs, you say you are more of a beast!
Shen Xiu was silent, and took the initiative to bring up the topic last night: "What do you think? What they saw in the mirror, is it really a ghost?"
Wu Min rolled his eyes at him: "It doesn't matter to me whether there are ghosts or not. I don't know, and I don't want to know. I don't have such a strong curiosity, let alone such a perverted hobby!"
"Actually, I'm not interested in this kind of thing." Shen Xiu tried to save his collapsed image, trying his best to explain, "But there's no way, I'm a high school physical education teacher, and those little bastards just like to hear these things. If you don’t tell them, they will go to the house to expose the tiles, and I was forced to do this too.”
Wu Min looked at him with angry eyes: "Tell this to the students?" Most of the high school students are still underage. Telling them that kind of thing is an unforgivable crime, and they should be dragged out to death! !
Shen Xiu's face was taken for granted: "Now these children don't have the slightest reverence for ghosts and gods, and they listen to this kind of thing as a joke all day long. They go to those famous haunted places in our city every now and then. If you have to take photos as souvenirs, don’t you know that when I browse Moments now, the screen is full of haunted houses and grimaces, fortunately I’m not afraid of this, otherwise I would have been scared to death by them.”
The car jolted, and Xiong San opened his eyes again, looking at the two people in front as if they were looking at a fool - after talking for a long time, didn't you realize that what you said was not the same thing at all?With this IQ, how dare you call yourself a human being?
Your contribution to lowering the average human IQ is too great.
Until entering P city, Wu Min didn't pay attention to him anymore. The accommodation in the farmhouse is a single farmhouse with a rustic style. The courtyard Shen Xiu booked has three rooms and a simple small living room. Wu Min put his own Throwing things on the sofa in the living room, in the next few days, he will be the head of the department here.
"Let's go into the house and sleep." After tidying up his belongings, Shen Xiu sat on the sofa and persuaded him, "There is no heating or air conditioning here, it all depends on the temperature of the kang, you will definitely sleep on the sofa overnight. Frozen."
Wu Min turned over and covered his ears with cushions, refusing to listen to Shen Qinshou's voice.
There was no other way, so Shen Xiu had no choice but to buy two hand warmers from the owner of the farmhouse. After charging, put them on the sofa to warm Wu Min's feet.In fact, there was a small stove, but he didn't dare to ask for it. The room here is equivalent to being sealed at night. If the stove is not fixed properly, it will become a source of poisonous gas release, which is too dangerous.
He didn't sleep well the night before departure, and he didn't sleep well last night either. After lying on the sofa for a while, Wu Min became extremely sleepy. Feeling the constant heat under his feet, he soon fell asleep.At night, he was woken up by the near-zero room temperature. He curled up and turned around for 10 minutes. Wu Min had to admit that he would freeze to death if he slept here overnight, so he went into Shen Xiu's room wrapped in a quilt.The kang was very big, so it would be no problem for three or four people to lie on it. Wu Min picked a corner farthest from Shen Xiu to lie on it, warmed up quickly, and fell asleep again.
When he stopped moving, Shen Xiu opened his eyes, those beautiful eyes were shining dimly in the night, he stretched out his arms to help him cover the quilt, and smiled.
"nerve!"
A rough voice sounded, Shen Xiu raised his head and glanced into the dark corner.
Xiong San stood up, shook his fluffy fur, and walked out slowly. No one opened the door for him, but he did leave the farmyard.The air here is good, and the environment is also very good. If you come out for a stroll in the middle of the night, you may have an adventure.
In the next two days, the six people tried various projects here according to the boss's suggestion. It was really interesting and exciting. In the evening, they soaked in the open air to warm up, and had a rich and natural dinner with a strong local flavor. Look at the snow-white surroundings The scenery, the big worry is also forgotten.Wu Min was in a good mood, even looking at Shen Xiu was not so annoying.
Shen Xiu climbed along the pole, took Wu Min to challenge the difficult skiing during the day, and told him interesting stories he had heard and seen over the years at night.Wu Min listened silently, interjecting a sentence or two occasionally, and finally stopped being cold.
Through Shen Xiu's narration, Wu Min accidentally learned that Shen Xiu is his senior brother. He graduated from B University two years ago. He studied in the Department of Physical Education. He specializes in running and swimming, and occasionally plays with javelin shot put. After graduation, he entered the local area through connections. Not bad Linghua high school as a physical education teacher.Linghua High School is only two stops away from B University, and Wu Min would go there to play basketball with his roommates when he was a freshman.Compared with B Da, the high school campus is extremely quiet during class, and the entire playground is theirs.
After chatting about anecdotes about going to school, and sharing various haunted legends of B University, Wu Min let out a breath, pulled the quilt around his neck, and fell asleep.Maybe he drank too much water during the night chat, Wu Min woke up just after zero o'clock, although he didn't want to leave the hot kang, but the feeling that his bladder was about to explode was really bad, Wu Min was cruel, grabbed his clothes and Wrapping herself tightly, she trotted outside to go to the bathroom.
The only dissatisfaction with this place is that the toilet is outside. Going to the toilet in winter can freeze people to death.And because this is a commercial farmhouse after all, there are cameras in every small courtyard, which means that you can't pee standing at the door, you have to go around the winding path to the toilet to solve it.
Coming out of the toilet, Wu Min looked up at the stars while trembling.The stars here are big and bright, covering the entire night sky, and each one is twinkling non-stop. In his memory, he has only seen such a beautiful starry sky when he was a child.
Let's do it again when it's not so cold, and move the sofa to the yard to watch the stars.Wu Min thought so in his heart.
Just as Wu Min was about to enter the house, he caught a glimpse of a figure out of the corner of his eye. The man was very fast, passing the road not far from the small courtyard, and heading west.Their small courtyard is at the end of the farmhouse. There is a road more than 20 meters outside the courtyard, but it is not a main road. There are almost no vehicles after dark, so it will not affect the rest of tourists.
Regardless of how far away it was, Wu Min was stunned to see who that figure belonged to at a glance, his heart moved, and he chased after him without even thinking.He ran for a few steps and wanted to make a call, but he put his hands in his pockets and found that he didn't have a mobile phone at all. Before going to bed, he checked Moments, and put the mobile phone by the pillow without putting it in his pocket.
Forget it, let's catch up!Wu Min made up his mind and ran towards the person tens of meters away at a faster speed.He asked himself that the speed was not slow, but the speed of the person in front was faster. After chasing for about 10 minutes, the distance between the two did not shorten, but almost lost sight of each other.Unwilling, Wu Min gritted his teeth and sped up. His chest was so stuffy that he was about to explode, but his feet were freezing cold. He got up temporarily without wearing socks. Now he was sweating all over his body when he was exercising, only his feet were so cold.
Beyond it was darkness, with no lights, no houses, only illuminated by the light of the stars.Wu Min couldn't care so much, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Xu Da, stop, I'm your brother Wu Min, wait for me!" But no matter how much he yelled, the people in front just kept going, even making Wu Min feel like he was running too fast. faster.
Seeing Xu Da disappear into the boundless darkness, Wu Min reluctantly stopped, propping his hands on his knees and gasping for breath.The cool wind pouring into his throat not only didn't relieve the tightness in his chest, but stimulated him to cough violently.The moment Wu Min squatted on the ground, Wu Min felt a gust of wind blowing past him, and a mass of black lacquered things rushed past. Before Wu Min could figure out what it was, there was a scream in front of him.
Wu Min's heart sank, he picked up a stone to defend himself, and ran over to endure the discomfort.As he got closer, he finally saw clearly that the screaming person was Xu Da, whom he had been chasing all the way. A month ago, Xu Da was a strong athletic man, but now he has a thin face and the down jacket on his body is loose Baggy, probably because he used to wear the right clothes.Under the starlight reflection, the swarthy face was a little frighteningly pale.
At this time, he was lying on the ground, struggling with his limbs, and wanted to stand up, but unfortunately there was a fat guy who couldn't weigh much on his back, and his struggle was useless at all.
Hearing the sound of footsteps, Xiong San unhurriedly turned his head and flashed a few bright fangs at Wu Min.
Wu Min: "..." Still not dizzy after being hit by Xiong San like this!Xu Da, I respect you for being a real man!
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