Wu Min

On the morning of the first day of the new year, Wu Min went downstairs with two panda eyes and a big schoolbag on his back. He waited all night but didn't get a call from Xing Jianhua. His desperate conclusion——This old man is so unreliable!

Two handsome suvs were parked in the yard. Shen Xiuxiu loaded the car with bags of supplies. The big black dog squatted beside him. When he saw Wu Min, he arrogantly turned his head to the other side.

Wu Min: "..." If he didn't get enough sleep, he would have to go over and kick it!

When Shen Xiu saw him, he greeted him warmly, "Put your luggage behind, get in the car and wait a while."

As soon as Wu Min sat in the co-pilot, the rear door opened, and the big black dog jumped up vigorously, occupying the entire space in the rear row.

The corner of Wu Min's mouth twitched, and he stiffly asked Shen Xiu, who was sitting in the driver's seat: "It's just the two of us in this car?"

"Yeah!" Shen Xiu smiled brightly, "The four of them happen to have one car, and the two of us have one, oh, and it."

Wu Min was going crazy in his heart, if he had known this, it would be great for him to get in that car!

Finally seeing Wu Min's uneasiness, Shen Xiu felt that it was necessary to resolve his misunderstanding about his pet. He reached out and rubbed the black dog's head, and introduced with a smile: "Don't think it's big and scary, but it's actually quite scary. Docile, right, Xiong San?"

The corners of Wu Min's mouth twitched even more, "Who is Xiong San?"

Shen Xiu pointed at the big black dog, "It! Let me tell you, it likes to watch TV when it has nothing to do, and its favorite is that cartoon, what is it called, starring two bears and a bald dwarf?"

Xiong San: "..."

Wu Min: "..."The Bears"."

"Yes, "Bear Infested"! It really likes Xiong Da and Xiong Er. If it says that it looks like them, it will be called Xiong San, right, Xiong San?" This area was almost bald by him.

Xiong San: "..." Do you think I can answer you?

Wu Min: "..." Even it thinks it looks like a bear?I didn't expect this stupid black strong to be a little self-aware.

Consciously shortening the distance between a person and a dog, Shen Xiu became even more enthusiastic, "It can also imitate while watching, very similar! Xiong San, beat your chest!"

Xiong San: "..."

Shen Xiu shifted his eyes from Wu Min to it little by little, still smiling like a spring breeze, but there was a bit of threat in those beautiful eyes, "You still don't learn? Huh?"

Xiong San silently looked at him, receiving the rich meaning in his eyes, reluctantly squatted down, raised his two front paws, and performed a rather comical chest-beating performance, baring his sharp teeth while beating, whistling low Roaring, as if venting his anger.

Wu Min couldn't bear to watch it any longer, coughed twice, and reminded Shen Xiu who was happy watching: "Beating his chest is an orangutan, not a bear."

Shen Xiu's smile instantly petrified.Xiong San's movements were also stiff, and after a while, he opened his mouth to the widest point, making a vicious expression towards Wu Min or Shen Xiu, and then turned around, lying sideways on the back seat, flicking his tail Yes, from Wu Min's point of view, Xiong San, whose butt is facing him, is a bit lonely.

"Cough, they're all here, let's go." Wiping his face, Shen Xiu smiled again, greeted the car, and drove out first.Wu Min was too lazy to argue with him, and happened to be sleepy, so he leaned on the back of the chair and closed his eyes to rest.Shen Xiu lowered the seat so that he could lie down more comfortably.

Shen Xiu drove very steadily, coupled with the warm air conditioner, successfully aroused Wu Min's long-lost drowsiness, and Wu Min fell asleep before leaving the city.

It had just snowed heavily two days ago, and the road conditions were not very good. After driving for less than two hours, the car was parked in the parking lot of Happy City for three and a half hours. Shen Xiu had to wake up the sleeping Wu Min. Wu Min snorted twice meaninglessly, opened his eyes, and what came into view was...a dark, furry bear face.

Wu Min regained his energy in an instant, all the nerves in his body were tense, and he dared not move.Xiong San snorted with his nose and got out of the car.Wu Min quickly got up, only to find that Shen Xiu had completely flattened the seat, that is to say, he was lying under Xiong San's black buttocks when he was sleeping!

No wonder there were foxtails everywhere in the dream, making his nose itchy. Could it be a dog's tail wagging?

The feeling of hindsight, sucks.

Happy City provides a one-stop service of board and lodging. Shen revised three rooms, one for two girls, and two for four men. Because the other two men ride in a car, they automatically share a room, so when Wu Min got out of the car dawdly, and found that he had only one option left, to sleep in a room with Shen Xiu and his dog.

Wu Min: "..." The psychological shadow area is a bit large, who will heal it?

No one healed him, and there were no spare guest rooms during the New Year, so he could only reluctantly follow Shen Xiu back to his room. Shen Xiu was busy with foreign formalities, he and Xiong San looked at each other silently, Wu Min thought Thinking of the painful experience of sleeping on the dog's butt along the way, Xiong San thought about imitating the stupid behavior of the orangutan beating his chest under the coercion of the silly master.

"Okay, let's go back to the room and take a break. We will gather in the restaurant in 10 minutes. After dinner, let's go to Happy City to play." Shen Xiu was in high spirits, and the others responded positively. Wu Min Jingjing's enthusiastic interaction with others always felt that he and Xiong San was an extra burden, and suddenly he felt a little sympathetic, and looking at Xiong San's bear appearance was pleasing to the eye.

In fact, this product looks a lot like a dog.

Xiong San took a deep breath, and resigned himself to squatting in the guest room to eat dog food.

For the first time, Wu Min patted the dog's head, clutching his hungry stomach, and went to eat high-quality seafood buffet with everyone.Before going out, he seemed to hear a gruff voice saying: Bring me a pizza.

Back was stiff, Wu Min turned around mechanically, the room was unobstructed and nobody was there, his eyes fixed on Xiong San who was on the ground.Feeling his gaze, Xiong San turned his head to glance at him, biting the dog food in his mouth, the more stupid he looked.

hallucinations!Absolute hallucinations!Wu Min floated away, Xiong San swallowed the dog food, pushed the rest to the side, jumped on the sofa to fiddle with the remote control, these days the children's channel broadcasts "Bear Infested" all day, hurry up and watch two more episodes .

……

It is exciting to be able to play water sports in the north, but there are too many people queuing up. After playing for two hours, Wu Min has worn out his patience. It happened that Xing Jianhua's phone call came in. He slipped back to the guest room under the pretext of listening to the old professor. Talk about what's next.

Realizing that the accident in his junior year might have something to do with the mask, Xing Jianhua went straight to the Northwest Tribe with all the money. Although the problem was the fake product that Zhao Yongxin bought, he had to find out whether it was the mask itself or it was damaged. There is a taboo in one of the masks.Zhao Yongxin wanted to go with his teacher, but was driven home by the old man to celebrate the New Year. He has traveled all over the world for so many years, so no one needs to worry about him.

[-] told the leader of the northwest tribe about the situation some time ago. The leader was a little angry, but he didn't turn his face. He helped to look up various classics handed down from his ancestors, and finally told Xing Jianhua that the mask disappeared after six years of praying. The purpose of burning is also to fear that ignorant descendants will pollute the once sacred objects.Although destroying one of them will bring bad luck, but at most the person who broke the mask will be unlucky for a few days. The gods they believe in are generous and enlightened, and they will not embarrass ordinary people, especially that person is not from their tribe.Why such an unimaginable thing happened, the leader and the elders in the clan couldn't explain why.

It was a rare trip, and at the invitation of the leader, Xing Jianhua decided to stay in the tribe for the New Year and witness the traditional blessing ceremony with his own eyes.As for why the mask tears off people's faces, whether Wu Min's eyes are dazzled or there is a real thing, it is still unknown.

"Okay, I'll go back in a few days. If you have anything to say, let's talk face to face. The future will be long!" Xing Jianhua laughed and hung up the phone twice, leaving Wu Min alone to be depressed. It seems that he has made a decision in advance. I'm a postgraduate tutor. Is it a blessing to be able to study with the biggest name in the Folklore Department of University B for three years?Is it a disaster?

Wu Min huddled on one end of the sofa and sighed, while Xiong Sanwo, who was watching cartoons, sighed on the other end.

a little hungry.

Until eight o'clock in the evening, Shen Xiu and a few people with him didn't come back, probably because they forgot the time.Wu Min rubbed his stomach, he didn't want to go to the restaurant alone, so he had to call the room service to deliver the food.When Xiong San was on the phone, he squatted at his feet anxiously. Wu Min saw the capitalized word "Longing" in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched. With salt.

Xiong San flicked his tail, quite satisfied.

Xu said that there were many guests who had a meal at one o’clock in the New Year’s Eve. An hour later when the door was knocked, Wu Min weakly put the dinner on the dining table, found a towel and spread it on the carpet, and put the chicken legs and bibimbap on the table. On the towel, Xiong San ran over without his calling, and ferociously licked the big chicken leg on top of the white rice.

Really fragrant!

It seems to have been brushed with a layer of honey, which tastes great!

Seeing that Xiong San was very happy, Wu Min ignored it and picked up chopsticks to focus on his dinner.If he took another look, he would find that the chicken leg licked by Xiong San had lost its skin.

After eating half of the meal, Wu Min slowed down and picked up the remote control to change channels.During the seven days of Chinese New Year, there are endless variety shows. There are ordinary people breaking through barriers, celebrity guests as guests, and a group of talented people who come out of nowhere to compete against the gods. In the end, Wu Min chose a show where the stars fight against each other. The usually glamorous stars pinched back and forth like fighting cocks, and then fell into the trap together, which was inexplicably cool.

Xiong San was chewing chicken bones while watching that female celebrity who was shivering from the cold but insisted on wearing a breast-filled outfit blinked and turned into a little clay figurine.It's not as pleasing to the eye as the pure actress who is tightly wrapped up by the opponent.

Wu Min held the bowl and put the rice into his mouth, laughing from time to time, matching Xiong San's chewing sound, it was very warm and harmonious.He thought that the first day of the new year would be quietly spent in this atmosphere, but unexpectedly, when a male star who often played tough guys in divine dramas and an actor who often played traitors fell into the mud together, a shrill voice rang in his ears. The female voice screamed——

"what!"

Then came a man's cry—

"what!"

And then, everything was quiet.