There are always bad guys trying to kill me

He grabbed Duan Linshu's arm fiercely, blocking the time-wasting words that the other party was about to say.

Actions speak louder than words.

Fu Jinghong was mentally prepared to be a 1, but he didn't expect Duan Linshu to use his strength to make him understand how it feels to be a 0.

... There is a feeling that even the technology has lost.

Fu Jinghong, who had been completely made up, was lying on the bed, lazy and satisfied, and really didn't want to move his body a centimeter.

He watched Duan Linshu get up and put on his clothes without hesitation, his slow movements as if what happened just now was unimportant, and then he asked nervously: "...Lin Shu, am I doing okay?"

Duan Linshu paused his hands while he was putting on his tie, turned his head and commented: "It's not too bad."

If it weren't for the soreness in the waist, there is a subtle place, Fu Jinghong would definitely jump up and say that you said "qualified" after eating over and over again for hours?

"Oh...passed..." Fu Jinghong couldn't tell whether he was disappointed or angry, and he could never lose his temper with Duan Linshu, "Then I can be employed?"

Duan Linshu bent down. With a chuckle, he kissed his ear.

"Ah."

The author has something to say: Fu Jinghong: What the hell is it to be qualified!

Duan Linshu: So... the taste is average, but I am satisfied?

[Beep] Yes, but I’m too sleepy to write _(:3」∠)_

See you on Weibo at that time _(:3」∠)_

Spoiler: Xiang Cangsheng

The author has something to say: Xiang Cangsheng and Pu Cunxi's episode, the central point is only one: the second disease.

Another point: very good, brother, you have successfully caught my attention!

π__π This pair is very silly, please don't complain about me.

By the way, do you want to remind, Weibo has actually been updated a long time ago.

Xiang Cangsheng feels that the world is like this, there are always some people who are willing to indulge in the appearance, and there is no room for a little bit of sand in their eyes.

"President, is this okay?"

"Thank you." Xiang Cangsheng replied gently with a smile, "Thanks for your help. If it weren't for your excellent professional knowledge, I really don't have the confidence to complete this pile of work smoothly."

The person who was praised replied with some surprise: "It doesn't matter, I just helped to collect some information."

Xiang Cangsheng is used to complimenting others without hesitation.

Actually, it doesn't mean anything.Be a good student, inherit your father's job after graduation and become a good director, follow the rules and shoot some positive energy promotional videos, serve the government and then...

"What are you thinking?" Ruan Xuejiu noticed that his favorite disciple was distracted.

"...I'm thinking about the relationship between light and shadow and the theme of expression mentioned in "The Principles of Film." Xiang Cangsheng is good at connecting his thoughts seamlessly, so that no one can doubt his mind-wandering just now.

"I don't agree with you to delve into theoretical knowledge." The old professor said that he had a completely different point of view from the lecture, "You need to release your inner desires. In a more romantic way, you need to let go of your soul and find yourself."

The ego who wants the world to be destroyed and explodes in his head every minute?Letting it out was a different kind of disaster.

"Good teacher." He replied.

"By the way, I'm going to remind Pu Cunxi of the third class. The paper he owes me has not yet been handed in."

Xiang Cangsheng closed the office door.

Pu Cunxi, a well-known underachiever in class three, repeated grades for two consecutive years. In a famous college like Dongying, he is a rare work. If it were someone else, he would have been persuaded to leave, but Professor Ruan came forward to guarantee that he would graduate this time.

Xiang Cangsheng hadn't paid attention to this person for two years from his senior to his peers, but Professor Ruan always liked to use him as an example from time to time, which made Xiang Cangsheng have a deep impression on this person.

"Although the idea is very naive and childish, this is the first time I've seen someone practice this kind of view." Ruan Xuejiu also smiled in front of Xiang Cangsheng for the first time, and commented with a serious attitude in the past, "Although people are lazy and not enterprising, it is really interesting."

interesting.

Xiang Cangsheng felt that the most interesting thing in this world was that there was nothing interesting to be found at all.

Xiang Cangsheng remembered that the dormitory in Pu Village West was on the third floor. He asked the dormitory manager to confirm the specific dormitory in Pu Village West before going up.

"What are you looking at!" A disgusted voice sounded from behind him, very impolite, "The door is blocked."

"Student, I want to find the west of Pu Village." Xiang Cangsheng stepped aside slightly and asked.

"He's gone on a trip." After finishing speaking, he took out the key and opened the door.

When he said this, Xiang Cangsheng finally saw the other person's face clearly from the backlight. He had a handsome face, with a head of lush short hair, thick black eyebrows as arrogant as his character, it was undoubtedly Pu Cunxi.

"Then classmate, what's your name?" Xiang Cangsheng was not annoyed by his appearance of opening his eyes and pretending to be blind, and said with his usual polite attitude.

Pu Cunxi wanted to close the door at first, but when he heard his words, he turned around and yelled, "What classmate, call me senior!"

"Then senior, what's your name?"

The other party took out a marker pen, wrote two words in the notebook in his hand, tore it off and patted it in Xiang Cangsheng's arms, and slammed the door of the dormitory: "There will be no future!"

Xiang Cangsheng picked up the piece of paper, on which the ugly word "handsome guy" was written crookedly.

Xiang Cangsheng let out a sneer, thinking about Pucun's stupid appearance in a suit, did he think everyone was a fool?

Then came the planned second meeting.

Pu Cunxi's embarrassment was beyond his expectation, he would never be merciful to anyone, if he wanted to describe it, he would probably torture some people unscrupulously by relying on his gentle appearance.

"Brother, do you need help?" And he just needs to be friendly.

Pu Cunxi was standing next to the wet and slippery fish pond, completely confused about how he slipped just now, and was stunned for a long while before he saw the person approaching from a distance.

It looks familiar, since he politely calls him Senior Brother, he must be a junior.

"Help me." He stretched out his hand, and was easily pulled up by the junior.

"Let's change clothes this day, otherwise..." Xiang Cangsheng didn't say anything pretentious, but the scene when he turned his head scared him a bit.

Pu Cunxi took off his wet clothes directly, pulled his jeans and said, "If it wasn't so indecent, I really want to take it off."

As if it wasn't indecent for him to act naked with his frail white upper body.

"Senior brother..." Xiang Cangsheng met this kind of alumnus who was a bit shady for the first time, "You are more likely to catch a cold than wearing wet clothes."

"No way?" Pu Cunxi disapproved, "I'm in excellent health, with top-notch immunity... Ahh!"

Then the third meeting was in the school infirmary.

Pu Cunxi insisted not to go to the hospital, and in the end he had to be dragged to the infirmary for an infusion.

Xiang Cangsheng looked at him, his face turned red due to the fever, and he looked a little pitiful, which was in stark contrast to his usual arrogance.

"Thank you, junior." He opened his eyes, feeling that this familiar-looking junior was really kind.

"My name is Xiang Cangsheng." If he hadn't mentioned it himself, probably the senior brother would not have cared about his name in his life.

Pu Cunxi held his eyelids weakly, was too sleepy, and said perfunctorily, "Well, thank you, Xiang Cangsheng..."

As the culprit, Xiang Cangsheng accepted his gratitude frankly.

Unexpectedly, Ruan Xuejiu, who hadn't mentioned Pu Village West for a few days, suddenly asked about his thesis.

"Well, he's sick, but the writing is almost done, and it's due tomorrow."

Xiang Cangsheng almost forgot about it. During a routine visit after school, he mentioned homework.

It seems that the vigorous and arrogant appearance is more suitable for senior brother.

It was the first time that Xiang Cangsheng stayed up late to finish a crude thesis. Looking at the time, he felt that he must be mentally ill.

"He did it?" Ruan Xuejiu took the paper and saw the essence directly through the performance, but he didn't want to expose the tricks of this proud disciple.

Xiang Cangsheng could only say apologetically, "He has a high fever and has been infused for two days."

Later, for some unknown reason, the two became very familiar with each other.It should be said that it has become a habit for Pu Cunxi to cause trouble unilaterally and Xiang Cangsheng to unilaterally help him deal with future troubles.

For this, Pu Cunxi didn't appreciate it at all, and went his own way, and he could think whatever others wanted to punish him, whatever they said.

"The artist is lonely!" Speaking of these nonsensical theories, Pu Cunxi felt that he had reached the height of a sage, "Only artists who face criticism directly can thrive in the wind and rain!"

"Well, yes." Xiang Cangsheng helped Pu Cunxi copy the homework, smiling and nodding perfunctorily.

"Aren't you tired of wearing fake smiles all day long?" Pu Cunxi rolled his eyes to the sky. At first he thought that this person liked to laugh, but later he found that his smile was so shocking, "I promise you not to laugh."

"Laughing..." Xiang Cangsheng would always choke on his occasional words, "You don't like to see people laugh?"

"I like it, but your smile looks tiring to me, and you are also tired. Because others like it, you have to make yourself tired?" Pu Cunxi said incomprehensibly, "Aren't you...a bitch?"

Although it is a truth that everyone understands, most of the people who do it are evaluated as lonely and weird. The relationship network in the world is especially complicated. Facing the world with a wicked smile.

Xiang Cangsheng felt that it was not good, if one person's bottom line was infinitely open to another person, then he would not be able to look away for the rest of his life.

It’s still Shuitian Bieyuan, Pucunxi is very familiar with this place, he doesn’t always go back to his small apartment because he’s too lazy to clean it up, and because he’s not used to being deserted, he stays at Xiang Cangsheng’s house for a long time, like a half-owner .

Now the owner of the house is sitting on the sidelines, with questioning eyes, making him feel like he is sitting on a needle cushion. He knew that the tea restaurant was not safe, so he asked Lao Huang at home, but Lao Huang is a stubborn person, and he declared that he did not want to go to his kennel.

"Why lie to me."

"Uh..." Pu Cunxi used his ingenuity to try to get away with it.

"If you lie, I'll be you once."

"..." Pu Cunxi was speechless.

"Ok?"

"If you want to get married and have children, why don't I get married and have children first, so as not to make everyone look ugly."

"...Who said I'm going to get married?"

"yourself."

The reason is that Xiang Cangsheng reposted a couple compatibility test question on Weibo, and the result of the test was Long Xinjoyed, so he sent a repost of "I want to get married after I finish it".

... Xiang Cangsheng, who learned the truth, said, So brother, you still read my Weibo?He didn't even follow him, but he still read his Weibo?This kind of upright appearance made his teeth itch with hatred, and he almost wanted to beat him up.

"Why don't you ask me?"

"What is there to ask!" Pu Cunxi stiffened his neck and contradicted, "Since Gupao. Friends have parted!"

"What theory..." He suddenly felt that it would be a waste of time to explain this kind of brain circuit in words.

Just make a meal.

Then he asked, "What the hell happened to that pregnant woman?"

What Pu Cunxi said in a low voice, Xiang Cangsheng couldn't hear clearly.

He picked up the elder brother who was crowded at the corner of the bed, leaned into his ear and asked, "What?"

"I'm not pregnant...I lied to you." He said in a voice like a gnat, with the weakness after the affair, "The relationship was originally based on the premise of marriage. Later, she didn't know why she broke up again, and even disappeared. .”

Xiang Cangsheng laughed heartily, hugging Pucunxi another wolf kiss.

"Brother, let's get married."

He thought, if you don't agree, just do it until you agree.

Spoiler: Huang Shang

Huang Shang rented a studio on the seventh floor of the commercial building very close to the city's middle school. The partitions were disassembled to create a spacious space full of calligraphy and painting utensils.

There is no nameplate, no publicity is needed, and Huang Shang will only appear in this place when there is a need for interviews at work.

Originally, Finance suggested that Huang Shang start a calligraphy class after the contract was terminated. Huang Shang thought that the cram school for teaching students would always start after school, so he refused decisively. .

Xiang Cangsheng and Pucunxi's wedding was held in a low-key manner, because they couldn't register at all, so when they held a wedding banquet, they paid attention to publicizing it widely and circled around the site, so that the discerning people around would not keep sending people to Xiang Cangsheng.

Director Xiang has a lot of friends, Director Pu has a few friends, but they are all insiders, basically more famous than Director Pu, and everyone is like a fine person, taking advantage of the excitement to chat about any topic.

The gift from Huang Shang was very grand, and a space was specially vacated for him, and he wrote blessings on the scroll on the spot. It was done in one go. The majestic calligraphy, coupled with the flowing performance temperament, almost overwhelmed the protagonist.

Huang Shang originally wanted to write "Made in Heaven", but Dao Pu ordered "Happy Marriage", so he could only write it for him according to the requirements of the newcomer, just to celebrate it.

Vulgarity is a little bit vulgar, but it complements each other in a Chinese wedding banquet.

This move directly put Huang Shang's sideline business on the right track.

And when the contract is terminated, the side job will become the main job.

It is popular to mix and match Chinese and Western styles. In order to highlight the festive occasion, some businessmen prefer to find some high-style ways to celebrate in addition to dancing hot dances.

Huang Shang, a film and television star at the top of the sky, with honors and titles hanging on the top, is still young and handsome, with a star effect, and waving a pen on the spot is worthy of being a feast for the eyes.

"Ms. Huang, how is this Wednesday?" The agent who made the interview came to confirm the time, and explained the other party's request in detail, waiting for confirmation from this famous and airy calligrapher.

The person in front of him stood thinking in front of a piece of rice paper spread on the ground without raising his head.

"can."

"Then don't bother me."

When the people left, he took off his shoes and walked two steps on the paper, then picked up the special writing brush next to him, which was about the same height as him, and using his skills, he picked up the brush and wrote four big characters.

"Huang Shang?" Finance, who opened the door and came in, saw the brush writing on the ground, "...what is this thing so big?!"

"Xiao Guodong asked for a plaque in the lobby."

...Finance thought that the third son was joking, but in the end, he really wanted to hang "like me in person" at the hotel?

Obviously it was one meter before, but now it is more than four meters on the ground!He looked at the writing tools, this man even prepared a special pen.Sure enough, I still want to ask out Mortal Kombat.

"At that time, we will have to hang a group photo on the side to show that I wrote it."

... Mortal Kombat X2

"Get off work?" Huang Shang walked around from the rice paper and kissed the corner of his brow.

The two of them were always so tired, Huang Shang took the secondary scroll by the way when he left.

"What is this?"

"My uncle asked me to draw it, and I want to put it in the study."

Huang Shang's handwriting is well written, with momentum and strength, and a little heroic and free and easy. Finance doesn't know much about those methods, but he just thinks it is beautiful and charming. He went to check the external reviews, but he didn't expect Huang Shang's handwriting to be posted. He got a lot of professional comments, he was vigorous and heroic, and his character was unmatched. He got a lot of praise, so that when he returned home, he felt a sense of awe when he saw the small script casually thrown on the coffee table in the living room.

But Huang Shang is best at ink painting, landscapes, bamboo, orchid, tiger, rabbit, fish, and shrimp. Although he can't be called a master, the profound meaning is all praiseworthy. Unfortunately, it is a private project, and only those who are close to him can get it.

Jin Jian is here today.

Holding a newspaper, he looks like Kanazawa who is decades younger, with a serious sense of presence and a strong sense of presence.

"Brother." The two shouted in unison, but Jin Jian didn't even bother to respond with half of his eyes.

Since Huang Shang publicly announced his retirement after winning the title of actor, the first thing he did when he came back was to interview Jin Jian, expressing his loyalty from both mental and material aspects, and handing over all the money he earned during the contract period without leaving any money left, resulting in deposits The value of finance, which had never exceeded [-], suddenly soared, forcing him to pick up his textbook knowledge again and learn about investment and financial management.

Show off your might.No matter what Huang Shang does, Jin Jian always evaluates it like this, even if the other party's expression is sincere, he still feels full of provocation.

In short, it's not pleasing to the eye.

"Brother? Are you on vacation?" Seeing Huang Shang enter the study, Finance sat next to him and asked.

"Yeah." Brother Naihe didn't live up to it, he was always an elbow.

"Didn't you say it would take half a year before you left, and it's only two months now?"

Because the half-year monitoring task suddenly turned into eating, drinking, and playing with him, Jin Jian was unhappy, and broke up immediately, and directly reported and left the stall to go home.

"Well, it's over early."

Huang Shang answered a call. He always refused to dial in unfamiliar numbers, but this call came in directly.

"Your Highness Six." The familiar address cut to the chase, "Please tell Big Brother, I'll wait for him outside the yard."

Huang Shang was really puzzled by the behavior of this old friend who claimed to be traveling on business.It turns out that he is not permanently stationed on the island, but will go out for activities?

"Brother, someone is looking for you. Outside the yard."

This "someone" was very subtle when Huang Shang said it. It was a completely dumb referential pronoun, and Jin Jian understood it in an instant.

"How did he find it!" He frowned rarely, and the answer was self-evident as soon as he asked the question.

There is a traitor in the Jin family, the kind who has a good relationship with the cult gang!

Finance, on the other hand, was at a loss as to why the person who was looking for Big Brother would call Huang Shang.

He stared at Huang Shang, who just shook his head innocently at him.

Jin Jian stared at the culprit he believed in his heart, and folded the newspapers, the movements of his hands looked like Huang Shang was eager to fold.

He stood up and said, "Tell Dad, I have a meal."

Then go out to deal with the psychopath who asks to eat, drink and play with him.

It was the three of them eating again, and Jin Ze responded to the routine report of the head of finance, and asked Huang Shang about his latest arrangements by the way.

"Okay." The head of the country invited me to write, even if I wrote ten meters, it would be fine if I came in person.

When they went out to go home, the street lamps on the side of the street were all turned on, and there were few pedestrians on the street, so they happily got together and walked side by side intimately.

"Want to go to the movies tomorrow night?" Finance asked, remembering Xiang Cangsheng's invitation.

"Look at what?"

"Director Xiang's new movie is up, please let us watch the premiere."

Huang Shang nodded and said, "Okay."

The author has something to say: Then they lived a normal life.

And I, a dog, was infused in the infirmary.

During the peak period of fever and cold, everyone take care.

The next article will wait until the day when I finish writing the opening article in March, see you soon

Love you_(:3」∠)_