There are always bad guys trying to kill me

On Monday, at five o'clock in the morning, just as the sun was shining, Zhou Yi went to Huang Shang's house to watch him practice...

Huang Shang had no internal strength, so he had no moves, so he drew them according to the moves he had learned in the past, and let Zhou Yi take a closer look.

After coming to another world, he practiced hard every day, but his body was tired and loose, and he couldn't find a way to restore his skills. Although he knew that this matter should be done step by step, he was still a little anxious.

"What do you think?" After practicing a set of exercises, Huang Shang's back was sweaty, and it should have been effective.

From Zhou Yi's point of view, Huang Shang's gesticulations are completely empty-handed, his basic skills are not in place, his lower body is vain, and his body is not bad. If he wants to make a real move, he can't pass two moves.

He thought for a while, and sincerely suggested: "Boss, it's still too late for you to switch to Catch the Die Fist."

At [-]:[-], Mingcheng Film and Television Base.

You can wait for the shooting, but you can't wait for the auspicious day of worshiping God!

Director Pu ordered Xiao Zhu to gather all the members of the group, and all of them will be present before the auspicious time!

As the head of the crew, Lao Huang has always adhered to a scientific materialist attitude towards superstition, but on the first day of commissioning, starting up, setting makeup and leaving the scene, the sooner the better, Director Pu jumped up and down asking for fortune-telling and worshiping gods, so he found a "A master of Taoism" pointed out that when worshiping gods, everything goes smoothly, which can be regarded as the same.

The stage was full of crew members who were extremely sleepy, yawning and unable to stop their sleepiness, even Lao Huang dozed off on the chair, only Director Pu was still full of energy and radiant.

"Hurry up, it's six o'clock soon!" Director Pu eagerly urged the field manager to put away the worship things, and asked anxiously, "Who else hasn't arrived, let me know!"

Xiao Zhu felt that his soul was so sleepy that he was out of his body, so he tried his best, opened his eyes, and scanned the cast, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

"Director Pu, Miss Lina and Lin Hao are still missing."

"Yes, yes." Lin Hao's agent, Louis, ran for a while, led Lin Hao forward, and said with a smile, "Director Pu, I'm sorry for the traffic jam."

Director Pu knew it well, he didn't bother to bother with the excuse of traffic jam early in the morning, but the heroine didn't show up all the time, which annoyed him.

Feng Lina is somewhat famous, but she has always been well-behaved and obedient, and can get along well with the crew, she doesn't seem to be playing big names.

In the last minute, Feng Lina finally stepped on the spot. She wore black sunglasses to cover her tired face, and she and her assistant rushed into the venue with their huge suitcases each pushing.

She was still panting, took off her sunglasses, and said apologetically, "Director Pu, I'm sorry, the plane is delayed, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

"It's okay." Director Pu felt that he still had a good eye for people. Isn't Feng Lina quite sincere.

"Okay, everything is here." If nothing happens, Director Pu wakes up Lao Huang, and with a big wave of his hand, "Worship God!"

Lao Huang stood where he was, his eyes pierced the table where the sacrifices were placed, and looked directly at the legendary bronze tripod that had been consecrated. He had no intention of presiding over the audience at all. Director Pu took out a small white porcelain wine cup to do it for him. Top with white wine.

Huang Shang was looking carefully at the majestic bronze tripod in front of him, when Director Pu turned around and handed him the wine glass.

"Come on, Your Majesty, to sacrifice to the heaven and the earth, so that the machine can be turned on safely." The words were earnest and sincere, and they were much more enthusiastic than when he was talking to Lin Hao.

Louis is a little dissatisfied, our Haohao is the hero, the real emperor, what does it mean to let a third-rate utility host worship God!

He was about to pull Lin Hao forward, but he saw Lin Hao frowning and waving his hands quietly. He still chose to stay where he was, stay away from Huang Shang, and resolutely kept a safe distance of thirty feet.

Huang Shang nodded slightly, took the wine glass, the wine was clear and had a pure aroma, it was a good wine for sacrifices.

He suddenly remembered the interrupted sacrifice, and he didn't know what kind of scene it was now.

The national teacher urged the sacrificial ceremony day and night, in order to hope that the weather will be good, the country will be peaceful and the people will be safe, and he has copied thousands of prayers and spread them all over the sacrificial tower, just waiting for him to offer them to the God of Haotian.

The sacrificial act at this time was extremely simple, but it contained the true feelings of the people present, and he definitely could not disappoint Director Pu's trust.

Everyone stared sleepily at Huang Shang, waiting for him to spill the wine on the ground, but they saw him raise his glass, his back looked particularly tall against the morning light.

In the quiet field, a voice came through the air-"The emperor created yin and yang, created good fortune, gods gave birth to seven states, and the essence of light, circled and covered squares, and everything was healthy, and the ministers dared to report it, worshiping the emperor Said the emperor."

The sleepy man was completely awakened by the singing, the man's voice was loud, with a unique rhythm, his words were obscure, and he seemed to be calling. He raised his glass above his head, which looked like offering wine to a bronze In the beast's mouth of the tripod, there is an antique carved divine beast, as if enjoying sake.Staying in the wine glass, in the early summer light, the expression is lifelike.

Huang Shang was immersed in reciting the verses for offering sacrifices to heaven, with a solemn expression and a heroic momentum, standing up to the sky.

After worshiping Haotian God, he poured the sacrificial wine on the desk respectfully, and said again: "The banquet is grand, the jade is strong, the wine is rising, the music and dancing are flying, the harmony is condensed, the people are rich, and the ministers are anxious." Xi, report incompetence."

There was little smoke on the desk, and it slowly rose into the air. Huang Shang looked up at the Tianlu on the bronze tripod. The animal shape was clear, as if it was rising, and he hoped that the gods and beasts would bless them, eliminate disasters, and Bailu would be safe forever.

He bowed devoutly to the front and saluted, following the law of praying for blessings, and replied in a low voice: "The Taizuo has been completed, and there is no sincerity. Absolutely empty of foolish feelings, full of grandeur and connotation, but tolerant and melodious, accepting and generating."

Worshiping the gods at startup is equivalent to the process of "leader making a speech and pulling the red cloth and applause ringing out". Everyone is confused by this way of worshiping gods with rap performances. Where did the director find the Taoist priest? What's the matter with the sense of sight of this method of opening the altar!

There was silence in the arena, everyone stared at Huang Shang and prayed dumbfounded, just wanted to ask themselves.

— where am I?What are you doing!

Huang Shangyan turned around and saw that no one behind him knelt down, frowned and looked at him, a little dissatisfied, such dishonesty, how could he sacrifice to heaven and earth!

"Since you are offering sacrifices to the heavens, you should observe the rituals!"

When Huang Shang reprimanded, everyone present felt a little startled. They quickly bowed and folded their hands together, chanting, worshiping the gods and Buddhas, Allah, God, bless, Amitabha.

This involuntary feeling of wanting to kneel down and shout long live is not to be controlled, it must be the illusion of filming too many palace dramas!

With a happy expression on his face, Director Pu stepped forward and patted Huang Shang on the shoulder, his heart was agitated, and he was still reminiscing about the rites just now - although he couldn't understand it, it seemed very powerful!

Lao Huang slowly took off the red hijab of the camera, and shouted: "Okay, God bless, the startup went smoothly!"

Everyone finally recovered from Mr. Huang's words and applauded excitedly.

This is the correct posture to start worshiping God!

Before the applause dissipated, a slight cracking sound suddenly sounded from behind the crowd, followed by an anxious male voice, with a thin and broken voice, which instantly attracted everyone's attention.

"Hao Hao! What's wrong with you, Hao Hao!"

The author has something to say:

The above sacrificial texts are all from the "Da Ming Hui Dian".

I am uneducated, I am sad.