There are always bad guys trying to kill me

Finance believes that when a person is unlucky, all kinds of sad things follow him. He just wants to avoid the traffic jam when his attention is always on the mobile phone and cause more serious traffic jams. He changed the habit of driving to and from work into taking the bus. Such wasted time on the bus can be used to reply to Huang Shang's message. I didn't expect to meet the legendary motorcycle that savagely crashed into pedestrians in front of the bus stop today.

To be honest, he was really startled and stayed where he was too late to react. The only consolation was that the motorcycle braked sensitively and escaped unharmed.

"It's okay, it's okay, I just scratched the skin!" The front wheel of the motorcycle hit his little one slightly.Legs, but there is no serious problem, but the attitude of the perpetrator makes people want to cry, and the finance can only lift up the trousers to show their innocence.

"No! I'm not that kind of person. I have to be responsible to the end! Let's go to the hospital to see! What if the fractures, ligaments, contusions, and muscles are strained!" The perpetrator said.

Finance, who didn't feel that the red and swollen scar on his leg would cause these serious symptoms, retorted weakly: "No, it's just scratching the skin..."

His voice was quickly drowned out by the perpetrator's loud voice: "I've already called 120! Don't go!"

He said it as if he had already called the police, which led to the financial arrest by him.Compared with him, finance is more like the one who committed the crime: "The ambulances are here! We can't let others go for nothing!"

What can an ambulance show up in such a crowded lane!If it wasn't premeditated, no one would believe it.

... This seems to be a conspiracy of kidnapping!After a while, Finance, who finally woke up from the sequelae of low air pressure, was about to break free when he was lifted up easily by the medical staff rushing out, and carried him into the ambulance without any pressure. mask.

Finance: ...too professional.

He was terrified in his heart. These days, people are being kidnapped and trafficked by gangs in public? !

"I have pneumonia, stomach cancer and kidney failure!" His voice came out weakly from the oxygen mask, his hands and feet were tied to a stretcher and he couldn't move at all. "My eyes are not good and conjunctivitis may cause blindness at any time!"

After the nurse in the ambulance listened closely, he kindly replied: "Exactly, let's go to the hospital for a full body checkup."

It's over, Finance thinks, the nurse is not masked and she is still a man. Such arrogance is probably because she decided to kill her to silence her.

He lay on the stretcher and stared helplessly at the ceiling of the carriage, almost wanting to replay his life, the only regret was that he hadn't had time to reply to the photo sent by Huang Shang before!

Finance was lifted from the ambulance like a critically ill patient, and put on a rolling emergency bed. He turned his head left and right, and found that it was not a deserted suburb, but a normal hospital that looked deserted!

He looked at the patients around him who looked at him curiously, and the flashing doubtful faces seemed very kind to him. After breaking away from the crisis of abduction and silencing, he was finally relieved of his financial suspense.

"Nurse!" He yelled with difficulty, trying to let his voice penetrate the mask, "Help me take off the oxygen mask, I feel sick to bed!"

He was pushed directly into the internal medicine office, and the nurse untied him neatly. He didn't back out, but stood aside and waited for Dr. Zhang's diagnosis.

"I'm fine!" Finance and the doctor emphasized, "I am in good health, my limbs are sound, and there is no problem!"

Doctor Zhang just looked at him, staring at him with an inquiring look in his eyes.

The nurse who accompanied him throughout the whole process added: "Mr. Xiao Jin said that he has pneumonia, stomach cancer, kidney failure and conjunctivitis. Dr. Zhang will prescribe a general examination."

"...I was joking just now! I'm not sick." But the financial emphasis didn't help.

After taking a look, Dr. Zhang stretched out his hand to operate on the computer, approved a series of physical examination forms, and handed them directly to the nurse: "Your body is important, you can't joke around."

Seeing their insistence, Finance found that he could not walk out of the hospital gate, because the nurse who said "Yang Cheng" on the nameplate had amazing arms and could wrap his arms around his waist at any time, making him unable to move. The frightening thing is that he actually carried an oxygen mask with him, and his movements were so fast that he couldn't resist at all.

With this kind of skill, finance would never believe that his profession is only a nurse.Being held hostage, Finance was helplessly led forward by Yang Cheng. It was not the first time he had encountered this familiar fiery water, but it had been too long since he had encountered it.

"Let's discuss." He gasped under the mask with difficulty, "I promise not to run, can you stop hugging me?"

In order to be convincing with evidence, Finance spent the whole afternoon in the medical examination center, and the result of the examination was shocking: acute appendicitis.

...There is no financial indication of discomfort at all: "You guys are kidding me."

Yang Cheng, who had been accompanying him all the time, replied with a smile: "The hospital never jokes with patients, go to the hospital, Mr. Xiaojin, we will help you ask for leave from the school."

Finance: "Oh."

The above is the whole process of Finance being admitted to the hospital in a car accident. However, only Finance himself knows the true face of the facts, but he is too lazy to pay attention to the rumors in the school that he was in a car accident and was admitted to the hospital. The biggest problem now is: the mobile phone is missing.

"Did you find your phone?" Finance was sitting obediently on the hospital bed.It was the first time he knew that the ward could be imprisoned in such a shameful way.Ban PLAY.

As the bed nurse during the hospitalization, Yang Cheng told him regretfully: "Mr. Jin's mobile phone is there."

"Ah." Finance's whole body was aroused for a while. Fortunately, the mobile phone is unlocked with fingerprints, so it should be considered safe. Otherwise, if his father sees all kinds of 18R restrictions, he would not be able to wash off the dirt on his body if he really jumped into the Yellow River!

"Then what should I do if I make a call?" He asked sincerely, wishing that Yang Cheng could take out his mobile phone and ask him: who to call, talk to.

It's a pity that the reality is cruel, Yang Cheng just looked at him with a connotative smile, as if the answer was self-evident.

This is tantamount to being imprisoned.Forbidden, no phone rights.

"Isn't there a computer in the hospital?" Finance asked again, showing his pitiful state to the fullest, "You should tell Mr. Jin to let me die in a dead house without a mobile phone or a computer."

Regarding this, Yang Cheng had already been instructed, and he answered satisfactorily: "Mr. Xiao Jin's computer is already on the way."

However, this "on the road", after waiting for a whole day, Finance finally saw the friendly and lovely figure of the computer quietly appearing on the cabinet next to the hospital bed.

I don't know what his father is going crazy again, finance from the bed.Get up and touch.Go to the computer and sit on the sofa coffee table at the side of the ward.Fortunately, the hospital has internet.

He logged on to WeChat from the computer, looked at Huang Shang's previous messages, and chose Duan Linshu.

Finance: How was the result of the film festival?

Duan Linshu: Teacher Jin?

Duan Linshu's rhetorical question made him have an ominous premonition, but it's just that he hasn't been in touch for a day, so there shouldn't be any major incidents.Since Huang Shang went abroad, their contact has been intermittent. It is said that Duan Linshu is quite demanding outside, not to mention that yesterday was the awards ceremony. Just thinking about it, you can know Huang Shang's busy state. The news should not be so fast, right?

Finance tapped the keyboard quickly, asking about the situation there. The news Duan Linshu brought was very ordinary. He simply told Finance that Huang Shang had returned to China, and asked where Finance was located.

Finance looked at this question, hesitated, told the other party where he was, and then explained: I lost my phone, let Huang Shang wait for my message, I'm fine.

He sent it out, and felt like he was seriously ill and wanted to cover it up, so he added: My dad sent me to the hospital for self-reflection, and I will come out in a few days.I'm fine!

Facts have proved that whether Huang Shang agrees with him means that finance has no time to care about it, and he is about to have a big accident!

"Don't come here!" He emphasized again, insisting on defending his innocence, "I don't care what my dad told you! Anyway, I'm not sick!"

"People who are drunk say they are not drunk." Dr. Zhang said a very reasonable theory, and slowly put on plastic gloves on his hands, ready to do it himself, "The physical examination report shows that your appendix is ​​inflamed. .fluid check."

The financial heart is simply roaring, the collection body.It's the first time he's heard that he's going to masturbate when the fluid comes up, doesn't bullying know medicine?body.Fluid includes saliva urine.Liquid, collect semen.He will never accept such an obviously unreasonable request!His brain circuit, which was always slow, finally flashed at this moment, his father is going to be a surrogate!

It was the first time for a patient who refused to be examined to see a doctor who insisted on the examination. Seeing his resistance, Dr. Zhang directly called Yang Cheng to suppress it, and prepared to use force to collect it.

Finance was already terrified of Yang Cheng, and Zhan Wuzhang was always involuntarily panicked in front of the crowd whose force value was beyond the charts.

"Finance!" The door opened, and it was like a miracle that it was Huang Shang's voice.

The scene at the scene was really not very beautiful. The most important thing was that Finance was wearing a hospital gown with a frightened face. Facing the nurse in front of him who was about to hold him down, Huang Shang felt terrified when he was bullied.

"Huang Shang!" With a mournful cry, Finance pushed Yang Cheng away, and flew over to hug him without letting go. He really didn't want to turn around and look at the scary nurse and doctor behind him.He was almost about to have a child out of nowhere, and it was the first time that Finance felt that his father must have watched too many bloody TV series, so he could come up with such a bad move.

In fact, Dr. Zhang also breathed a sigh of relief. He is not a born evil person. He always feels a little guilty when doing things that are difficult for others. He took off his gloves slowly and said, "Nurse Yang, let's continue another day." After driving two humans hugging each other blindly, they chose to go back to the office to be quiet.

Huang Shang gently stroked his hair, only to find that his eyes were tired and bloodshot when he looked up.

"You are..." Although Finance knew about Huang Shang's return from Duan Linshu, he didn't know that he would come so soon.

He caught the nearest plane alone, all fear and panic disappeared, leaving only worry.Back in China, his request was simple and direct, let him see finance.

Therefore, Duan Linshu first gave information about the financial ward.

Finally, there were only the two of them left in the ward, Huang Shang put his arms around him, pushing him to the bed as if to comfort him.Sitting down, he stood by the bed and asked, "What did the doctor say?"

"I'm not sick!" Finance repeated his true state again, but the situation was too complicated to explain. He ran directly to the wardrobe in the corner of the ward, but unfortunately it was empty, and he didn't even leave a coat for him.

He took off his hospital gown and closed the computer on the table, expressing his readiness to leave at any time.

"Let's go!" he said.

Seeing that he was wearing a thin T-shirt and slippers and wanted to leave, Huang Shang took off his coat and put it on him. He had seen this action too many times, and he did it smoothly and unambiguously.

"Walk."

The author has something to say:

New Year's Drunken Theater:

Huang Shang: What kind of wine is this?

Finance: Honey and boiled water... go to bed after drinking...

Huang Shang: Have another drink!

Finance: ...go to sleep, drunkard!