There are always bad guys trying to kill me

Every day, I have finances to take care of my children in class, and I feel that I am still so handsome today.

All homework after class has been turned into homework exercises, and he has already heard the cheers of the primary school students.

There are still more than half a month until the pleasant summer vacation. Even if it is a semester exam, correcting test papers can't stop the financial excitement.

"There are still 5 minutes to finish the get out of class, and the students who have finished can hand it in first."

As soon as the words fell, a few good students stood up sparsely, and ran happily to hand in their homework.

Zhou Xiaoming, who is good at reading and has poor handwriting, is a good kid.

Shen An'an, who has ideas in composition but poor in reciting, is a good seedling.

Lin Le, poor in reciting, poor in question and answer, still handed in a half-blank paper with only a few words written on it, which made Finance deeply feel that he had grown gray hair.

"Lin Le, don't you know how to do it?" Finance asked in a low voice, his heart reverberated infinitely - these questions are all the original questions that were taught in class, my dear!

Lin Le blushed immediately, and said timidly, "Teacher, I have a stomachache and I can't do it."

Although Lin Le's excuses have been consistent for two years, Finance still feels that children's self-willedness should be more tolerant. This is not the age of dutiful sons under the golden stick, so they had to say: "Then go home and read the book carefully, okay? The original question that was mentioned in class."

The other party nodded, his sincere eyes seemed to be tormenting finance, God knows how helpless he is.

Although Lin Le is not considered a problem student, the parents still don't care!No matter what, don't let the teacher take care of it!

It is difficult to be a teacher now, unlike when he was in elementary school, the parents fully cooperated with the independent teaching.Who would dare to disobey the severance policy, the gold medal decree of "calling the parents" by the teachers with one hand, and a threat!

Tired, go home.

Finance opens.When he opened the door, he found that the lights were bright, and Huang Shang was turning on the TV, playing "Becoming a Star in Modern Times" on demand.

Ever since he became obsessed with this TV series, as long as he didn't go out, Huang Shang would definitely find out this TV series and watch it over and over again.

Finance calmed down and watched two episodes, and felt that it was too bloody, it was like a domineering financial master in a new shell was relying on me, and ordinary people couldn't bear it at all.

It's frightening to have an idiot in the family, the lines can be memorized fluently, and the learning speed is advancing by leaps and bounds, this kind of wit, just give it to the elementary school students under him!

Huang Shang pressed pause, turned around and said to Finance, "Finance, play against me!"

"Yes...play..." Finance felt that he had been hit by a bombshell. He had answered the answer correctly at most in his life, "If you don't mind that I can only read lines, no problem."

"Then read it." Huang Shang opened the script for him, pointed to the place marked by Xiao Zhu and said, "You are Jin Jia."

"Aren't you playing Jin Jia?" Finance casually flipped through, isn't Jin Jia the lead actor?

"Changed." Huang Shang said casually, "I have never done such a thing as kneeling in public. If so, then I will not play the role of the emperor, but the former emperor."

"...Has the other party already kneeled for you?" Finance tried to find a hint of joking on Huang Shang's face, but seeing his serious and serious expression, he couldn't help sweating for the emperor, "You really are showing your bastard's air Dare to ask who is the emperor?"

"The evil son who intends to murder me!"

"translate."

"Actor, Lin Hao."

"Oh! I don't know." Finance answered him casually, and then erected the script in the standard posture of holding a textbook.

I am physically and mentally exhausted, such trivial matters do not need to go through me, you can decide...

He glanced at the lines, full of distrust towards Huang Shang: "Are you sure you can act in this style?"

Seeing Huang Shang's affirmative face, he stood with his head held high, and cast a sideways glance as if he thought he was procrastinating, Finance then said solemnly: "I'm going to read it."

"Father, the floods in the south of the Yangtze River are flooding, and I ask you to go and supervise this matter!"

"The floods in the south of the Yangtze River have been flooding for many years, and you have been walking in the palace all year round. How can you talk about the word 'supervising'!" Huang Shang reprimanded, with stern eyes, as if an elder was looking at a dude who was overwhelmed by his strength and causing chaos in the south of the Yangtze River, "You If you are willing to share my worries, you should learn from the sages to buy bones with thousands of dollars and recruit talents, instead of asking for supervision in front of me!"

"Huang Shang, your lines are wrong..." Seeing Huang Shang's glaring eyes, Finance immediately changed his words, "Actually, I also think that there is a specialization in the arts industry, so don't do porcelain work without diamonds!"

Emma, ​​Finance suddenly felt a little scared, so I couldn't help explaining - I have studied advanced knowledge well!

"Lines!" Huang Shang frowned and scolded softly.

"My son is terrified, please follow the holy will!"

This kind of former emperor who didn't follow the script at all and the emperor who read according to the script, the whole painting style of the drama can actually continue well.

Although Huang Shang's acting is clever, witty and sensible, it obviously doesn't match the script.

It doesn't matter about the finances, anyway, I finished reading all the lines, Huang Shang made the mistake of playing freely in the audience, let the director bear the consequences.

The script is not long, and the two-page dialogue will outline Jin Jia, who is for the country and the people, and the incompetent and fatuous first emperor.

Finance suddenly became a little curious. The fatuous late emperor, Huang Shang could act in another way. If he were the emperor, what would he do?

Thinking this way, he asked, "If you were Jin Jia, how would you act?"

Finance thought that because of Huang Shang's arrogance, he must be contemptuous, so he opened his mouth and came, but who knew that the room was silent.

Huang Shang felt that it was impossible to act.

He stood with his hands behind his back, facing the light, his expression was dim and unclear, as if he was trying to figure out the state of mind of the emperor when he was a prince, and also seemed to be recalling this life.

He suddenly took a few steps back, cupped his hands and bowed to Finance, okay.Things became humble and humble, and the finance was at a loss for what to do!

"My son heard the vision from heaven in Nanmiao, and was very sad. I begged my father to allow me to leave Beijing this time. I know that my qualifications are dull, and I just want to share some of my father's worries. I hope this time is worthy of the teacher's teachings. , worthy of the face of the royal family."

His tone was respectful, and his voice was long. During the whole process, he held his hands high in front of him, lowered his eyes, and dared not look directly at the finance.

After speaking, Huang Shang stood up straight, frowned and hesitated for a moment, and finally chose to turn his back and stand where he was.

"If I come back safely, it will be my father's great kindness and protection; if I die, I hope that my father will pardon me for not being able to bear the sins of Huan's knees. An inscription for me is enough."

Finance was stunned, Huang Shang's momentum became cautious, and the whole speech was full of sadness. He was so surprised that he even forgot to turn over the script, and he couldn't even think about the situation of this kind of sadness that permeated the room.

Huang Shang turned his head and saw that he was stunned, and suddenly his tone changed, and he said sharply: "If I bow down to you, would you be worthy of it!"

The eyes are so fierce that Finance can't help but double.Legs trembled.

Fortunately, I was sitting on a stool, otherwise Finance would definitely be ashamed!

——I haven’t even kneeled down before my old man!

Finance felt that his legs were a little weak, and if he played against Huang Shang a few times, he would definitely be paralyzed.

Huang Shang saw that Finance was frightened, and finally put away his dissatisfaction.At this time, he has lost all his skills, and he has no external force to rely on. Does he want to learn from Zheng Sanniang and use his beauty to beg for mercy? !

He thought for a moment, and said to Finance: "This world is so chaotic, I think I need an escort."

Escort?When Finance heard it, he almost laughed out loud, the original words were the flower protectors, the painting style is so magical, it must have been copied from the TV series, so he suggested from the bottom of his heart: "I think you need an assistant more. "

"What's the use of an assistant?" Huang Shang squinted at him.

Putting aside the script, Finance explained patiently: "Someone like Xiao Zhu, doing errands to organize housework."

Huang Shang suddenly thought of Xiao Zhu's bombardment of all kinds of phone calls, and he had to say seventeen or eight sentences for one thing, so noisy!

"turn down."

"Why?" Finance has never seen an actor without an assistant in his life!

Huang Shang raised his chin, rather unwilling: "Noisy, talkative. I like quiet."

Finance thought about it, Xiao Zhu's talkativeness was indeed a bit annoying, considering the practical use, he revised it a bit: "Then find someone who is less talkative, who is responsible for guiding the way, acting, translating, and cleaning up the enemy!"

It turned out to be the Internal Service!

Huang Shang's eyes lit up, he nodded approvingly, and agreed, "Yes."

The author has something to say:

The finance teacher is also working diligently today.

"Becoming a Star in Modern Times" teaches you new vocabulary

Actor: This world is so chaotic, I think you need a flower protector!

Zheng Sanniang: Listen to you.

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