There are always bad guys trying to kill me
Chapter 41 is all waste!
The atmosphere was silent, only Huang Shang broke the silence: "I know."
This kind of state of telling a bad joke without everyone having a hey hey together, but someone answering seriously, always feels more embarrassing than silence.
Xiang Cangsheng was ready to face all kinds of laughter from the three of them, even the cold expression of "Everyone is drunk and I am sober", but was stuck in the middle of Huang Shang's answer.
This guy seems to be taking it too seriously.
"Tell me." Xiang Cangsheng felt that he needed to re-evaluate Huang Shang.
"Mountains have trees, and trees have branches. You don't know if your heart pleases you." Huang Shang pondered for a moment, then whispered softly, "Love in the world is mostly like this."
"Love is going through thousands of rivers and mountains, facing difficulties and dangers, and seeing his face can feel at ease. If you get it, you will no longer be afraid of the complexity of the world. In this life, you only want to grow old together. If you can't, you toss and turn, and your thoughts are very deep. Replace it with your body. The poem says: When you miss each other and meet each other..."
"Okay." Xiang Cangsheng interrupted him, maintaining a strange expression, probably smiling, with his mouth curled up viciously, and commented with an appearance of "you seem to be teasing me": "What you said... "
"—all a load of nonsense."
He stood up, tilted his head, and felt that Huang Shang's words and deeds were really out of the rhythm of society, and he was no different from a decadent and ignorant old-fashioned: "Compared to being an actor, you are more suitable to be an Internet celebrity, posting something on the Internet every day Inspirational chicken soup heart stories, maybe the fire will be faster than your face."
The provocative words did not arouse the other party's anger, but the face of the person next to him was obviously dark. Huang Shang's state of unconditional protection by someone around him made Xiang Cangsheng a little unhappy.
"I'm in a good mood today." Xiang Cangsheng looked at Huang Shang, "Your sissy nonsense is not useless at all."
He looked at the stage not far away. Director Pu finished his preparations and was walking towards this side.
"If you want to play the leading role, I have only one request." Xiang Cangsheng's tone finally became normal, "Affectionate. The protagonist of this drama must be a rare love saint in this world, and all his gestures are male hormones. You can see the undercurrent of emotion in his eyes, you can feel the charm in every strand of his hair, you can feel loved even if you breathe the same air with him."
Turning his head, seeing Huang Shang's calm and calm expression, he suddenly felt bored, and added succinctly: "I'm a huge fan, do you understand?"
Do not understand!
Huang Shang can only use his super high memory advantage to silently memorize those unfamiliar words, hormones, heartthrob, these are some remote terms that he has never heard of in TV dramas!
Finance watched Xiang Cangsheng greet Pu Dao, and finally sent away this super conceited, hateful and arrogant guy. He felt that Huang Shang was really wronged in the past. In comparison, Xiang Cangsheng is a Tibetan mastiff that bites anyone, and Huang Shang is A big golden retriever with a gentle temper.
"Aren't you angry?" He looked at Huang Shang, but didn't find any anger on his face.
"I have more important things than getting angry." Huang Shang still had a serious expression on his face, struggling, "Tell me first, what are hormones?"
After Pu Dao finished his preparations, he met Xiang Cangsheng who raised his hand and pressed him on the way.
It was this pair of brothers who had not changed for hundreds of years hooked shoulders together, and Director Pu suddenly felt that Xiang Cangsheng's weight on him was at least three times the initial weight.
"You are so heavy!"
Xiang Cangsheng deliberately pressed him again: "Ready?"
"Go away first!" Director Pu was about to be toppled by this man's weight of more than a hundred catties, and pushed him away with all his strength.
"Hmm." Xiang Cangsheng returned to his standing posture obediently, and grabbed it.Guide Pu, "Why go?"
"Say hello to Huang Shang!"
Xiang Cangsheng caught him.Holding his arm and dragging him to the stage: "Get down to business first!"
Finance felt met with greatness.Trouble, how to explain this hormonal phenomenon that only appears in human-shaped golden fingers on the spot?
"...In short, when I see him, I will be impulsive, my face will blush and my heart will beat, and I will..." He felt that he was at a loss for words and urgently needed rescue.
"Mr. Jin, here." Zhou Yi handed over the phone.
Financial rescue usually starts to read the words in the browser encyclopedia: "Hormones: hormones, stimulate the body's excitement, and affect the reproduction of human beings—"
Suddenly the lights went out, leaving only the glistening white light on his hand.
"Ahem." Director Pu took a microphone and walked to the spotlight at the front of the stage, "First of all, thank you for coming here in your busy schedule."
"Oh!" Such a serious opening statement caused some friends sitting in the front row to boo strangely.
"Don't make trouble, listen to me." Director Pu smiled, looked at these familiar friends, and continued his emphasis, "Actually, I have filmed many dramas, and I have been popular and scolded. You all know these things. I won't mention it any more."
"It's the same as in the past, today is the same old rules. But when new friends come, you always have to repeat your life ideals." Holding the microphone, he smiled shyly, revealing a completely different foolishness.
"I want to make the movies I want to see."
"I want to use the actors I want."
"However, the reality is cruel."
"Then let me be here in a less cruel place." He pointed to his feet, "Let you who I love the most, and you who love me the most, take a look, the actors I want, make the movies I want to see .”
After speaking, the audience cheered again, and only the three of them sat far away, not knowing what would happen in the dark.
The screen began to play a nostalgic MV-like picture——
Some strange men and women in ancient costumes fighting, joking, and pure silence are played slowly like a revolving lantern. Obviously they are different actors, but they can always seamlessly continue the plot of the previous scene.
A simple stream-of-consciousness story, the last one to appear - Huang Shang.
There is still no sound in this segment, and the clips performed by Huang Shang have been spliced together, like a mime, which allows people to see the actor's true demeanor.
Is the emperor.Raising one's hands, throwing one's hands and looking at one's eyes are all ambitious, they are arrogant looking down on all beings, and they are heroic with the world in mind. The emotion conveyed in the eyes can arouse the emotion of everyone present.
The king is born.
Huang Shang saw himself on the screen for the first time, and he knew for the first time that he was filming like this.
It is completely different from the mediocrity required by the script, but he actually brought his own emotions on so many occasions.
He didn't understand why Director Pu combined these fragments that didn't meet the requirements to show a eliminated emperor.
The entire playing time was very short. When the word "End" was typed, the spotlights slowly turned on, and Director Pu walked onto the stage.
"There is a show like this every year. This year's show hasn't been released yet. Everyone can't use criticism together to make me improve."
"So this time it's an edit, and the cut stories are completely different from the released version of the film." He said confidently, "I still thank Lao Huang for strictly following the script to ensure that the film will not be out of the market."
As soon as this sentence was finished, there were several sympathetic laughter.
"However, I am more grateful to Tian Zuo for working overtime to make this edit. I also thank Huang Shang for showing the feeling I want in another way!"
Dao Pu was emotional, tortured by the market for many years, and finally met an actor who was out of the box but could express what he thought in his heart!Even if Lao Huang stops it!Even if there is market exploitation!Huang Shang still exerted his domineering aura and showed the emperor in his mind!
Director Pu was planning to use [-] words to praise and recommend the genius he had discovered, when the colorful paper firecrackers suddenly splashed on the ground made him freeze in place.
A congratulations came from ahead.
"Brother, happy birthday." Xiang Cangsheng walked onto the stage and hugged him gently.
What was supposed to be a small club meeting suddenly turned into a birthday party, and the atmosphere suddenly became cheerful. The people in the audience started singing birthday songs at the same time. Those who were out of tune and out of tune, before they finished singing, there was a burst of laughter. Three or four people While standing up, he said, "Make a wish? Make a wish!"
"Ah... this, then I hope the world will be peaceful... art will live forever!"
Xiang Cangsheng asked at the closest distance, "What about yourself?"
Director Pu suddenly became serious, raised the microphone, and said in a deep voice: "Dominate the cinema!"
There was a booing sound, as if the believers had heard the swearing of the leader, and there was a scuffle, and the three onlookers couldn't understand it at all.
A group of people started talking and laughing like crazy, drinking tea, chatting, playing cards and doing their own thing, and suddenly changed from a serious birthday party to a street teahouse.
"You are wrong! I designed the plot just now like this!"
Director Pu and the people next to him began to argue with each other, and the discussion was in full swing!He completely forgot about looking for Huang Shang before.
For the three people who were forgotten in the most corner of the basement, Zhou Yi quietly explained to Huang Shang, while Finance idly watched the group of demons dancing in front of them.
He looked at the eight in front of him a little curiously.Among the nine swaying shadows, one of them stood up from the middle position, turned around, and walked out slowly.
It's Lao Huang.
He walked to the row of finance and the others, nodded and said, "Let's go first."
...Finance thinks, at any rate, come and entertain me?
Soon, the owner came back to entertain in person.
Xiang Cangsheng was smoking a cigarette, obviously wanting to go out, when he suddenly spotted them.
The first sentence is——
"Huh? You haven't left yet?"
Xiang Cangsheng looked at the person behind him immersed in his own world, and estimated that it would take at least three or four hours for him to finish the plot, so he decided to deal with the aftermath.
He said directly to Huang Shang: "I'll pass on the script to you. Since you are ambitious, please don't let me down."
"Now you are getting the male supporting role and the ticket to compete for the male lead." Xiang Cangsheng's voice was especially clear amidst the laughter and scolding of a group of crazy humans in the front row, "Which agency is it, let them know It’s time to start building hype.”
He took a puff of smoke and said arrogantly: "The news will bear my name, and I will ensure that your exposure during your sick leave lasts for three months."
"I don't have a brokerage company." Huang Shang's cold water came as expected.
Hearing this, Xiang Cangsheng frowned and asked, "No?"
He couldn't find any trace of joking on Huang Shang's face, and said awkwardly: "I have never worked with an actor like you in my life."
"I don't hire private workers." Xiang Cangsheng took out his mobile phone and looked up the few names in the address book, "Give me the address and phone number, and I will give you three years of labor insurance for free."
The author has something to say:
This week will be very busy QAQ update is not on time QAQ
But I will at least be a daily girl QAQ
This kind of state of telling a bad joke without everyone having a hey hey together, but someone answering seriously, always feels more embarrassing than silence.
Xiang Cangsheng was ready to face all kinds of laughter from the three of them, even the cold expression of "Everyone is drunk and I am sober", but was stuck in the middle of Huang Shang's answer.
This guy seems to be taking it too seriously.
"Tell me." Xiang Cangsheng felt that he needed to re-evaluate Huang Shang.
"Mountains have trees, and trees have branches. You don't know if your heart pleases you." Huang Shang pondered for a moment, then whispered softly, "Love in the world is mostly like this."
"Love is going through thousands of rivers and mountains, facing difficulties and dangers, and seeing his face can feel at ease. If you get it, you will no longer be afraid of the complexity of the world. In this life, you only want to grow old together. If you can't, you toss and turn, and your thoughts are very deep. Replace it with your body. The poem says: When you miss each other and meet each other..."
"Okay." Xiang Cangsheng interrupted him, maintaining a strange expression, probably smiling, with his mouth curled up viciously, and commented with an appearance of "you seem to be teasing me": "What you said... "
"—all a load of nonsense."
He stood up, tilted his head, and felt that Huang Shang's words and deeds were really out of the rhythm of society, and he was no different from a decadent and ignorant old-fashioned: "Compared to being an actor, you are more suitable to be an Internet celebrity, posting something on the Internet every day Inspirational chicken soup heart stories, maybe the fire will be faster than your face."
The provocative words did not arouse the other party's anger, but the face of the person next to him was obviously dark. Huang Shang's state of unconditional protection by someone around him made Xiang Cangsheng a little unhappy.
"I'm in a good mood today." Xiang Cangsheng looked at Huang Shang, "Your sissy nonsense is not useless at all."
He looked at the stage not far away. Director Pu finished his preparations and was walking towards this side.
"If you want to play the leading role, I have only one request." Xiang Cangsheng's tone finally became normal, "Affectionate. The protagonist of this drama must be a rare love saint in this world, and all his gestures are male hormones. You can see the undercurrent of emotion in his eyes, you can feel the charm in every strand of his hair, you can feel loved even if you breathe the same air with him."
Turning his head, seeing Huang Shang's calm and calm expression, he suddenly felt bored, and added succinctly: "I'm a huge fan, do you understand?"
Do not understand!
Huang Shang can only use his super high memory advantage to silently memorize those unfamiliar words, hormones, heartthrob, these are some remote terms that he has never heard of in TV dramas!
Finance watched Xiang Cangsheng greet Pu Dao, and finally sent away this super conceited, hateful and arrogant guy. He felt that Huang Shang was really wronged in the past. In comparison, Xiang Cangsheng is a Tibetan mastiff that bites anyone, and Huang Shang is A big golden retriever with a gentle temper.
"Aren't you angry?" He looked at Huang Shang, but didn't find any anger on his face.
"I have more important things than getting angry." Huang Shang still had a serious expression on his face, struggling, "Tell me first, what are hormones?"
After Pu Dao finished his preparations, he met Xiang Cangsheng who raised his hand and pressed him on the way.
It was this pair of brothers who had not changed for hundreds of years hooked shoulders together, and Director Pu suddenly felt that Xiang Cangsheng's weight on him was at least three times the initial weight.
"You are so heavy!"
Xiang Cangsheng deliberately pressed him again: "Ready?"
"Go away first!" Director Pu was about to be toppled by this man's weight of more than a hundred catties, and pushed him away with all his strength.
"Hmm." Xiang Cangsheng returned to his standing posture obediently, and grabbed it.Guide Pu, "Why go?"
"Say hello to Huang Shang!"
Xiang Cangsheng caught him.Holding his arm and dragging him to the stage: "Get down to business first!"
Finance felt met with greatness.Trouble, how to explain this hormonal phenomenon that only appears in human-shaped golden fingers on the spot?
"...In short, when I see him, I will be impulsive, my face will blush and my heart will beat, and I will..." He felt that he was at a loss for words and urgently needed rescue.
"Mr. Jin, here." Zhou Yi handed over the phone.
Financial rescue usually starts to read the words in the browser encyclopedia: "Hormones: hormones, stimulate the body's excitement, and affect the reproduction of human beings—"
Suddenly the lights went out, leaving only the glistening white light on his hand.
"Ahem." Director Pu took a microphone and walked to the spotlight at the front of the stage, "First of all, thank you for coming here in your busy schedule."
"Oh!" Such a serious opening statement caused some friends sitting in the front row to boo strangely.
"Don't make trouble, listen to me." Director Pu smiled, looked at these familiar friends, and continued his emphasis, "Actually, I have filmed many dramas, and I have been popular and scolded. You all know these things. I won't mention it any more."
"It's the same as in the past, today is the same old rules. But when new friends come, you always have to repeat your life ideals." Holding the microphone, he smiled shyly, revealing a completely different foolishness.
"I want to make the movies I want to see."
"I want to use the actors I want."
"However, the reality is cruel."
"Then let me be here in a less cruel place." He pointed to his feet, "Let you who I love the most, and you who love me the most, take a look, the actors I want, make the movies I want to see .”
After speaking, the audience cheered again, and only the three of them sat far away, not knowing what would happen in the dark.
The screen began to play a nostalgic MV-like picture——
Some strange men and women in ancient costumes fighting, joking, and pure silence are played slowly like a revolving lantern. Obviously they are different actors, but they can always seamlessly continue the plot of the previous scene.
A simple stream-of-consciousness story, the last one to appear - Huang Shang.
There is still no sound in this segment, and the clips performed by Huang Shang have been spliced together, like a mime, which allows people to see the actor's true demeanor.
Is the emperor.Raising one's hands, throwing one's hands and looking at one's eyes are all ambitious, they are arrogant looking down on all beings, and they are heroic with the world in mind. The emotion conveyed in the eyes can arouse the emotion of everyone present.
The king is born.
Huang Shang saw himself on the screen for the first time, and he knew for the first time that he was filming like this.
It is completely different from the mediocrity required by the script, but he actually brought his own emotions on so many occasions.
He didn't understand why Director Pu combined these fragments that didn't meet the requirements to show a eliminated emperor.
The entire playing time was very short. When the word "End" was typed, the spotlights slowly turned on, and Director Pu walked onto the stage.
"There is a show like this every year. This year's show hasn't been released yet. Everyone can't use criticism together to make me improve."
"So this time it's an edit, and the cut stories are completely different from the released version of the film." He said confidently, "I still thank Lao Huang for strictly following the script to ensure that the film will not be out of the market."
As soon as this sentence was finished, there were several sympathetic laughter.
"However, I am more grateful to Tian Zuo for working overtime to make this edit. I also thank Huang Shang for showing the feeling I want in another way!"
Dao Pu was emotional, tortured by the market for many years, and finally met an actor who was out of the box but could express what he thought in his heart!Even if Lao Huang stops it!Even if there is market exploitation!Huang Shang still exerted his domineering aura and showed the emperor in his mind!
Director Pu was planning to use [-] words to praise and recommend the genius he had discovered, when the colorful paper firecrackers suddenly splashed on the ground made him freeze in place.
A congratulations came from ahead.
"Brother, happy birthday." Xiang Cangsheng walked onto the stage and hugged him gently.
What was supposed to be a small club meeting suddenly turned into a birthday party, and the atmosphere suddenly became cheerful. The people in the audience started singing birthday songs at the same time. Those who were out of tune and out of tune, before they finished singing, there was a burst of laughter. Three or four people While standing up, he said, "Make a wish? Make a wish!"
"Ah... this, then I hope the world will be peaceful... art will live forever!"
Xiang Cangsheng asked at the closest distance, "What about yourself?"
Director Pu suddenly became serious, raised the microphone, and said in a deep voice: "Dominate the cinema!"
There was a booing sound, as if the believers had heard the swearing of the leader, and there was a scuffle, and the three onlookers couldn't understand it at all.
A group of people started talking and laughing like crazy, drinking tea, chatting, playing cards and doing their own thing, and suddenly changed from a serious birthday party to a street teahouse.
"You are wrong! I designed the plot just now like this!"
Director Pu and the people next to him began to argue with each other, and the discussion was in full swing!He completely forgot about looking for Huang Shang before.
For the three people who were forgotten in the most corner of the basement, Zhou Yi quietly explained to Huang Shang, while Finance idly watched the group of demons dancing in front of them.
He looked at the eight in front of him a little curiously.Among the nine swaying shadows, one of them stood up from the middle position, turned around, and walked out slowly.
It's Lao Huang.
He walked to the row of finance and the others, nodded and said, "Let's go first."
...Finance thinks, at any rate, come and entertain me?
Soon, the owner came back to entertain in person.
Xiang Cangsheng was smoking a cigarette, obviously wanting to go out, when he suddenly spotted them.
The first sentence is——
"Huh? You haven't left yet?"
Xiang Cangsheng looked at the person behind him immersed in his own world, and estimated that it would take at least three or four hours for him to finish the plot, so he decided to deal with the aftermath.
He said directly to Huang Shang: "I'll pass on the script to you. Since you are ambitious, please don't let me down."
"Now you are getting the male supporting role and the ticket to compete for the male lead." Xiang Cangsheng's voice was especially clear amidst the laughter and scolding of a group of crazy humans in the front row, "Which agency is it, let them know It’s time to start building hype.”
He took a puff of smoke and said arrogantly: "The news will bear my name, and I will ensure that your exposure during your sick leave lasts for three months."
"I don't have a brokerage company." Huang Shang's cold water came as expected.
Hearing this, Xiang Cangsheng frowned and asked, "No?"
He couldn't find any trace of joking on Huang Shang's face, and said awkwardly: "I have never worked with an actor like you in my life."
"I don't hire private workers." Xiang Cangsheng took out his mobile phone and looked up the few names in the address book, "Give me the address and phone number, and I will give you three years of labor insurance for free."
The author has something to say:
This week will be very busy QAQ update is not on time QAQ
But I will at least be a daily girl QAQ
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